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Old 07-09-2007
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Super Happy Thank You Tide!!!!

Dear Tide :

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am older I find it even better! In! fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
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LOL Sharon.
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Old 07-16-2007
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Too funny Sharon - can always count on you to make me spit liquid out of my nose!

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Old 07-28-2007
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Very funny (I have been laying in bed for a few hours unable to sleep (it is now 03:34 hours) I knew if I got up and browsed over to the Third Day boards I would get some quality entertainment. (Sharon never lets me down)).

Most of my suspects are not so clever. They shove their bloodstained clothing into their washing machine, pour ten times the required amount of washing powder in with the load, and then put the cycle on 'hot and long' thus ensuring that the stains are a/ not washed out, b/still visible and c/ still contain DNA profileable material. I am just glad that most of my suspects are not typicals moms who know how to use washing powder properly.
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Old 07-29-2007
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Funny!!

Hey HotW... I got into watching some CSI and thought of you... after about five or so episodes it all got a bit boring... does your job ever get boring? I wouldn't imagine it ever would - but going by the tv show it would at times!

Personally, I'm a mum who knows about washing laundry and also a wife who at times gets annoyed with her husband - but Kevin's safe - we don't get Tide here!!!!!!!!!!
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Funny!!

Hey HotW... I got into watching some CSI and thought of you... after about five or so episodes it all got a bit boring... does your job ever get boring? I wouldn't imagine it ever would - but going by the tv show it would at times!

Personally, I'm a mum who knows about washing laundry and also a wife who at times gets annoyed with her husband - but Kevin's safe - we don't get Tide here!!!!!!!!!!
My job can be tiring and the days can be long but I can honestly say that I have never ever been bored. I was asked that same question by a Russian girl the day before yesterday. I told her I have never had a boring day, I meet different people every day, every crime scene is different - even if only slightly, and I get a great pleasure out of helping people.

(PS I have only ever watched about thirty minutes of one episode of CSI - before I was asked to leave the room by two police sergeants who were avid fans and who did not appreciate my commentary lol).
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LOL! Yeah I can imagine what the was like...
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