Tony Trout
07-27-2007, 12:16 PM
*DISCLAIMER: If these are offensive to anyone the Mods can move or delete the post....I thought they were/are hilarious!*
"Things You Don't Want To Hear At A Tattoo Parlor"
"Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE."
"We're all out of red, so I used pink."
"There are 2 O's in Bob, right?"
"Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold the bottle dinghy."
"That call was for you. Hope you meet someone
else named Tahiti Sweetie."
"Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups."
"Anything else you want to say? You've got plenty
of room back here."
"I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this before."
"The flag's all done and, you know, the folds of fat
make a nice waving effect."
"Ooooooops!"
"Things You Don't Want To Hear At A Tattoo Parlor"
"Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE."
"We're all out of red, so I used pink."
"There are 2 O's in Bob, right?"
"Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold the bottle dinghy."
"That call was for you. Hope you meet someone
else named Tahiti Sweetie."
"Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups."
"Anything else you want to say? You've got plenty
of room back here."
"I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this before."
"The flag's all done and, you know, the folds of fat
make a nice waving effect."
"Ooooooops!"