DareDevil
07-18-2007, 08:59 PM
15 things women don't know about men:
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
2. Yes, we do think Jessica Alba is hot. Sometimes we're even dumb enough to admit it.
3. Don't ask us to understand your shoe fetish. Asking us to respect it is even sort of pushing it.
4. You do look good without makeup, just not as good as you look with it.
5. Ever notice how we don't fight with our male friends? That's why we get so frustrated when we fight with you.
6. You don't like to get hit on in public, you don't want to date online and you don't want to be set up on blind dates. Tell us if sending messenger pigeons is an appropriate way of courting. Because if it is, we're all over it.
7. There should a statute of limitations on stupid things that we said that can come back to haunt us. I propose 24 hours.
8. Cooking dinner for a man is like buying flowers for a woman, except it takes a lot more time, effort and thought for you to do it. Thanks. We appreciate it.
9. We actually like your girly pet-names for us, but please, not in front of the guys!
10. Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
11. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
12. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
13. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
14. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
15. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
2. Yes, we do think Jessica Alba is hot. Sometimes we're even dumb enough to admit it.
3. Don't ask us to understand your shoe fetish. Asking us to respect it is even sort of pushing it.
4. You do look good without makeup, just not as good as you look with it.
5. Ever notice how we don't fight with our male friends? That's why we get so frustrated when we fight with you.
6. You don't like to get hit on in public, you don't want to date online and you don't want to be set up on blind dates. Tell us if sending messenger pigeons is an appropriate way of courting. Because if it is, we're all over it.
7. There should a statute of limitations on stupid things that we said that can come back to haunt us. I propose 24 hours.
8. Cooking dinner for a man is like buying flowers for a woman, except it takes a lot more time, effort and thought for you to do it. Thanks. We appreciate it.
9. We actually like your girly pet-names for us, but please, not in front of the guys!
10. Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
11. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
12. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
13. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
14. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
15. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.