Tony Trout
07-16-2007, 03:47 PM
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GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says bend over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your
kids' names on them.
3. You change your underwear after
a sneeze.
OLD IS WHEN:
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
An all-nighter means
not getting up to pee!
THOUGHTS FOR
THE WEEKEND:
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?
Just remember, if the world
didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!
Brain cells come and
brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
But Most Of All Remember:
A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra.
Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable,
And Always Close To Your Heart!
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says bend over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your
kids' names on them.
3. You change your underwear after
a sneeze.
OLD IS WHEN:
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
An all-nighter means
not getting up to pee!
THOUGHTS FOR
THE WEEKEND:
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?
Just remember, if the world
didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!
Brain cells come and
brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
But Most Of All Remember:
A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra.
Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable,
And Always Close To Your Heart!