Vending Machine II

[NurseBettyLu]

Okay, you know what to do. *inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

you get a dog

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

you get a bone
*inserts coin*

[faithingod]

you get a welcome mat!
*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

you get a sunny day. *inserts coin*

[The MAc]

you get a doggy

*inserts coin*

[LuvJesus&3rdDay]

you get some asprin for that headache you've got

*insert coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get some bar-b-que
*inserts coin*

[The MAc]

you get a pig.

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

you get to clean up after the pig



*inserts coin*

[The MAc]

you get a coin with my face on it. (keep it close, it's very rare.)

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

you get a free PPV rental







*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a never before released Hannah Montana movie

*Inserts coin...*

[jumpingmaniac]

:rolleyes:



You forget about me thinking HM is cute


*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get to meet Third Day

*Inserts coin...*

[1inamillion]

you get some bacon

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get some sausage.

*Inserts coin...*

[ThirdDayGirl]

You get some eggs

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a chicken

*Inserts coin...*

[ThirdDayGirl]

You give the chicken to KFC and of course get a gift card to that resturant

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get to meet Leeland.

*Inserts coin...*

[ThirdDayGirl]

You get to meet Leeland.

*Inserts coin...*


Thank you!!!!!!

[Eowyn]

Your welcome! Now, somebody give me something!!

[ThirdDayGirl]

you get a something (whatever that is)

*iserts coin*

[The MAc]

you get a remote for something

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a big screen TV

*Inserts coin...*

[freakysoccer]

you get a surround sound system

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

you get a third day dvd



*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a magical invisibility cloak (useful for avoiding work trolls). *inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

you get a AA battery

*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get a AAA battery

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

you get tix to a Braves game



*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a rainbow colored disco ball. *inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

Sweet!

You get tickets to the baseball game of your choice

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

WOOT!


you get to watch my biggest fan video



*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get tickets to a Hannah Montana concert complete with backstage passes

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

you get to come too



*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

you get a brand new Baseball glove straight from Mizuno

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

SWEE! I have been needing a new one!



You get an autographed baseball from David Eckstein


*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

Nice. I love that little guy lol.

You get to throw out the first pitch at a cardinals game

*inserts coin*

[ThirdDayGirl]

You get to throw the first pitch for the Altomore Braves (BOOO! CARDNALS ARE BETTER!)

*nicely inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

You get to study the names of all the Baseball teams



*inserts coin*

[LuvJesus&3rdDay]

you get a new hairdo!!

*inserts coin and a 5 cents tip*

[AtlBraves]

You get your 5 cents back

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

you get a refrigerator magnet



*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get a pair of socks

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

you get sunflower seeds



*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get an anvil.

*inserts coin*

[faithingod]

you get a chain!
*inserts coin*

[The MAc]

you get a marshmellow

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

you get an a for your marshmallow. *inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

And.....

[jumpingmaniac]

NBL gets a poodle

*inserts coin*



BTW, the first time i read it you didnt have the "*inserts coin*" at the end. Either you edited your post, or i just wasnt paying attention:rolleyes:

[freakysoccer]

you get a camera

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

I don't really know if you were paying attention or not, wasn't there. But I fess up, I did edit. Darn dialup, probably at the same time you were posting. You get a handful of coins. *inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

YAY!


you get firecrackers



*inserts 20 coins*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a ticket for discharging fireworks within city limits. But the cop feels sorry for you and gives you a strawberry poptart instead. *inserts coin*

[freakysoccer]

you get to meet third day

inserts coin

[jumpingmaniac]

*Breathes sigh of relief* that was close. Then i wouldnt of had any money for my electric guitar.


You become a moderator



*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get a pet monkey

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a bag of Monkey Chow (hope it's not tainted).
*inserts coin*

[The MAc]

you get a burrito

*inserts coin*

[freakysoccer]

you get a pet bird

inserts coin

[jumpingmaniac]

you get a soccer ball


*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get a tennis ball

*inserts coin*

[BlueEyedBeauty]

You get a stuffed bear.

*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get a baseball bat

*inserts coin*

[freakysoccer]

you get a soccer ball


*inserts coin*


Thanks for the soccer ball!!! I need another one i have played fot 10 years.


you get a fortune cookie

inserts coin

[Kasie_89]

you get a partially used matress
*inserts pocket lint*

[freakysoccer]

piocket lint is not a coin so you get nothing

inserts coin

[The MAc]

you get pocket lint:P

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get indigestion. *inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get a pack of gum

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get ABC gum
*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get an ant farm

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a tube of hydrocortisone cream.
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get to listen to Sorcerer Radio.

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get the internet back

*Inserts coin...*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get the internet back

*Inserts coin...*
Really, Caitlin!! Thank you!!! :D :P

You get a hug.

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get to meet a guy I know that kills you with his hugs.... almost literally. :P

*Inserts coin...*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get to meet my brother who gives the most overbearing hugs of anyone that I know. :P

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

Overbearing??

You get to meet Candlefuse!

*Inserts coin...*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Yes. Overbearing. But I think he reserves that for me and our little brother. :P

You get to float the Buffalo river.

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

Fun...

You get to visit Niagra Falls!

*Inserts coin...*

[splash_of_paint]

You get to go to any music festival of your choice this summer!

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Yay!

You get to take a trip to Nashville, Tennessee.

*inserts coin*

[freakysoccer]

you get a trip to jamica.

inserts coin

[NurseBettyLu]

You get sunscreen. *inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get to meet.......... ME!!!!!!!!!!

*Inserts coin...*

[Kasie_89]

you get a spit wad
*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

you get three indian burns, a pinch, and a noogie. *inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a patient.

*Inserts coin...*

[LuvJesus&3rdDay]

you get an ACE bandage

*insert coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

you get a lollipop. *inserts coin*

[LuvJesus&3rdDay]

you get 10 more coins!!:P

*insters coin plus old ACE bandage*

[NurseBettyLu]

you get a bad smell from the old ace wrap. *inserts coin*

[LuvJesus&3rdDay]

you get an EMT-B lisence

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

you get a cup of tea and a kiss on the forehead. *inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get free tickets to the US Spiderman 3 premier

*Inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get to see Third Day!

*Inserts coin...*

[The MAc]

You get to see Steve Wonder

*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get a hot bowl of Soup

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a pack of oyster crackers.
*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get a stick
*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

you get a spoon. *inserts coin*

[Les_Is_More]

You get a can of banana baby food!

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

you get an extra square of TP. *inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a Sheryl Crow CD.
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get to sing with Willie Nelson.

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get to go to Hazzard County
*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get a pair of socks

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a pair of shoes.
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a pair of electric blue shoelaces.

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get shoes with velcro straps, no laces.:eek:
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get shoes that light up on the bottom.

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get Converse All-Stars.
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get Air Jordans.

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get Makaveli Branded Old Schools.
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get Birkenstocks.

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get Lugz.
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get Crocs.

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get to be the next Cocodile Hunter.
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get to be my replacement, because I quit!

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get to be my cameraman.
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Don't you mean camerawoman?

You get to console my family when I die from my insane job.

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get to live again!!

*Inserts coin...*

[AtlBraves]

You get a years supply of cotton candy

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a clown.

*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get a hamster

[Jason]

*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get an Ipod shuffle

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get to shuffle off to Buffalo.
*inserts coin*

[The MAc]

you get a moose

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get a goose
*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get a Goliath Frog

*inserts coin*

[The MAc]

you get flies to feed the frog with

*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get a flyswatter

*inserts coin*

[The MAc]

you get mustard

*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get mayonnaise

*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

you get a hoagie

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get me in a really good mood. You gonna eat the other half of that hoagie? *inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get a shoe signed by "Bo Duke" from Dukes of Hazzard
*inserts coin*

[S.A.Y.]

You Get A Bowl Of Salad

*inserts Coin*

[The MAc]

you get beef jerkey

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a drum.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a drumstick, turkey. Nonono, I mean a turkey drumstick. I'm not calling you a turkey, Mr. Fuzz. *inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get a police scanner, so you can catch the Fuzz.:D
*inserts coin*

[freakysoccer]

thanks

you get a gorilla

inserts coin

[Johnny 59]

You get a banana.
*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get a coloring book
^BTW Nice Avatar

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a bamboo back scratcher. *inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get a box of bamboo sparklers

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a tube of burn ointment.
*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get a lecture on Firework Safety

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a ride out to the Fairhope Pier with a basket of sandwiches and cold soft drinks. *inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get a nice soft picnic blanket

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a Lauri Rapala 100th Anniversary fishing lure.
*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

you get a canoe

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get a rock em sock em robot.
*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a can of Lincoln Logs. *inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get a 10,000 piece lego set

*inserts coin*

[S.A.Y.]

you get a new house

[Jason]

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get boiled peanuts
*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get BBQ flavored sunflower seeds

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get honey roasted peanuts.
*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get a giant stick of Cotton Candy

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a fried Twinkie on a stick.
*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get a corn dog

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get curly fries. Sorry all out of Ketchup.
*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get a churro

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a Chimmy Chonga.
*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a neck rub. *inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

Aaaaaahhhhh...
You get a hug.
*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

Thanks ever so. You get a tums for all that awful food y'all have been exchanging for the last few posts. *inserts coin*

[S.A.Y.]

You Get Panda Express

*inserts Coin*

[LuvJesus&3rdDay]

You get backstage passes to the Franklin Graham Fest. tomarrow

*inserst coin*

[Guitar_Rocks]

you get a stale lightbulb?

*insert coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get my right beroom slipper. It has two kittens trying to sleep in it at the moment. *inserts coin*

[LuvJesus&3rdDay]

you get an apple!

*insert apple seed* heheh

[Guitar_Rocks]

You get an error message: "INSERT COIN"

*insert coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get your coin back.
Machine out of order due to an apple seed jam.

[NurseBettyLu]

*calls repair man* Honestly, you people HAVE to stop busting this thing. Sign clearly says insert COIN. Appleseeds just simply aren't legal tender. Whoever did it this time gets a newspaper across the nose. Bad Gomer! Now let's try this again. *inserts coin*

[Guitar_Rocks]

Gets an appleseed

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get my new rolleye smily. *inserts coin*

[Guitar_Rocks]

You get a pear

*inserts coin*

[BlueEyedBeauty]

You get a popcorn ball.

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get an 8 X 10 glossy of Orville Redenbacher.
*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get burnt popcorn
*inserts coin*

[Andi]

you get melted together jujubees
*inserts coin*

[Phatboy298]

you get chicken lips with cow snot gravy

*inserts coins*

[Guitar_Rocks]

You get a snickers bar

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a South Beach Diet Chocolate Protein Bar.
*inserts coin*

[Andi]

You get nothing - slot empty - please try another selection.
*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get two of whatever you selected.
(must have been jammed)
*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get green and orange argyle socks. *inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get to be superman for a day
*inserts coin*

[Phatboy298]

you get a bottle of water

*inserts coin*

[freakysoccer]

you get a front row ticket to see 3D in concert.

inserts coin

[Johnny 59]

You get tickets to the next World Cup soccer championship game.
*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

you get a...*inserts coin*

[Phatboy298]

you get a picture of road kill :eek: *inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get my roadkill smily. Yeah, I been smily shopping, what's it to ya? *inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a sock.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a slice of the muffelatta sandwich my BIL brought me from the Big Easy. *inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get to explain what that is.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

Ooh, it's the bestest samich in the world! You start with a roll roughlythe size of a dinner plate -- dense chewy artesan brea, the good stuff. Pile high with various meats and cheeses (varies according to who makes it) and top with a rich oily concoction known as olive salad. Napkin up, it's messy. You get a glass of sweet tea to go with. *inserts coin*

[Jason]

Mmmmmmm

You get a pear.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

Mmm, thanks. I like pears. You get to split it with me. Poached and drizzled with chocolate sauce of course. *insert coin*

[The MAc]

You get a fluffy kitten

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a frog.

*inserts coin*

[The MAc]

You get a jar of giant, mutant wasps. (Don't use'em all at one time now)

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a jar opener an a sign that says RUN!!!!!*inserts coin very quickly then runs like heck*

[Guitar_Rocks]

You get a bee keeper suit. *Inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a radio.

*inserts coin*

[Guitar_Rocks]

You get a Taylor Doyle Dykes Signature guitar! You're so lucky!

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a guitar pick from your favorite guitarist.
*inserts coin*

[Guitar_Rocks]

You get a pin that says:"CURLY for PRESIDENT"

*inserts coin*

[freakysoccer]

you get a frog

inserts coin

[NurseBettyLu]

you get a: *inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a box of Smacks.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

Usually getting smacked just once works for me. A whole box just seems like overkill. You get a renewed sense of wonder and amazement. *inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get to talk to Teddy Roosevelt as portrayed by Robin Williams.

*inserts coin*

[Guitar_Rocks]

You get a blank piece of paper

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get to write a song on the blank piece of paper, and it becomes a HUGE hit! Now what? *inserts coin*

[Phatboy298]

you get a grammy *inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

And you get a Loonie. A much more exclusive award than a Grammy. *inserts coin*

[Guitar_Rocks]

You get a free trip to the loony bin! (not really though, sorry to disappoint you)

*inserts coin*

[Phatboy298]

you get a straight jacket

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

And you get a Loonie. A much more exclusive award than a Grammy. *inserts coin*
And a much more exclusive group of people actually want one.

[Les_Is_More]

you get a straight jacket

*inserts coin*

You get a night in the Mayberry jail. Say hi to Barney for me.

*inserts coin*

[Guitar_Rocks]

You get a sign that says:"check your pm's"

*inserts coin*

[Les_Is_More]

You get a message that says, "I did check my pm's, but I chose not to reply."

*inserts coin*

[Phatboy298]

you get a know cat fight on the boards sign

*inserts coin*

[Les_Is_More]

know?? You mean "no?"

You get a spelling lesson. ;)

*inserts coin*

[Guitar_Rocks]

You get a lesson taken to you from your brother when you come upstairs

*inserts coin*

[Les_Is_More]

You get the disapointment of not giving that lesson to me.

*inserts coin*

[Guitar_Rocks]

You get a sign that says:"Go outside or take a beating if you come upstairs"

*inserts coin*

[Les_Is_More]

You get to TRY to give me a beating when I come upstairs. Ha ha Good luck.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You BOTH get a sign that sez "Don't make me come over there!" Make nice or no cookies. *inserts coin*

[Guitar_Rocks]

Thanks for the luck, but it's you who will need it.

You get a sign that says:"B/c you didn't come upstairs someone accidentally changed the password on your computer"

*inserts coin*

[Les_Is_More]

You BOTH get a sign that sez "Don't make me come over there!" Make nice or no cookies.
You get an "ok, I will be nice," for an answer.

*inserts coin*

[Guitar_Rocks]

You get a sign that says:"Someone is getting off the message boards so you should go upstairs"

*inserts feather*

[Phatboy298]

vending machine emits smoke :eek:

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

Y'all have gone and busted it again. Get it fixed yourselves. I'm going over to the couch for a lie-down, I have a headache.

[The MAc]

vending machine emits smoke :eek:

*inserts coin*

Your coin comes right back out the coin return slot. Oh boy.

*Inserts coin and gives machine a good kick*

[NurseBettyLu]

Machine kicks you back. Wow, who knew? Attempts to insert coin, machine runs away.

[Jason]

*lassos vending machine*

*inserts coin*

[Phatboy298]

you get a itsy bitsy tiny winy vending machine :D

*inserts coin*