Bill Clinton...

[jumpingmaniac]

A man goes to the White House and asks to see President Clinton.
The Marine on duty tells the guy that Clinton isn't President, and to
please leave.

The man goes away. The next day he comes back to the White House
and asks to see President Clinton. The marine on duty reminds him
that Clinton is not President, and to please go away. The man goes away.

The next day, he comes back again, and again the same Marine is on
duty. The man asks to see President Clinton, and the Marine, his
patience worn out, says, "WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING HERE
ASKING FOR HIM? CLINTON IS NOT PRESIDENT ANYMORE!!!"

The man smiles and says, "I know, I just like hearing it."

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George Bush dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, God tells him He wants to see him in his office. So he goes and sees clocks all around the office with pictures of former presidents. He asks God what they are for. God says,"Those clocks tick anytime one of those presidents tells a lie." George Bush keeps looking and he notices something. "Where's Bill Clinton's clock?" he asked. "Oh, that." God said. "His is on my desk because I use it as my fan."

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

*groan* :rolleyes:

[mammo girl]

Bwwaahhhhhhhhaaaaa!!!

[Drummer Dude Go]

HA! The first one was lame, but the one about the clocks was hillarious.:D

[jumpingmaniac]

How about his one



There were four presidents: Washington, Lincoln, Clinton, and Bush, and they were on an airplane. clinton goes to the window and throws a dollar bill out the window, and says: I made one person happy!". Next, Lincoln goes to the window and throws five one dollar bills out the window, and says: "I made five people happy!", and after a few minutes, Bush throws clinton out the window, and says:" I made America happy!"

[DareDevil]

Just for the sake of fairness...

Does anybody here know a good joke that makes fun of Bush? ;)

[jumpingmaniac]

Just for the sake of fairness...

Does anybody here know a good joke that makes fun of Bush? ;)


funny you asked. The joke about the airplane did originally say that Bush got thrown out the window by Bill Clinton, i just changed it!LOL!:D

[Eowyn]

How about his one



There were four presidents: Washington, Lincoln, Clinton, and Bush, and they were on an airplane. clinton goes to the window and throws a dollar bill out the window, and says: I made one person happy!". Next, Lincoln goes to the window and throws five one dollar bills out the window, and says: "I made five people happy!", and after a few minutes, Bush throws clinton out the window, and says:" I made America happy!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! !!!!!!!!!:D

[Aaron]

Well, Shaq, Bush, Al Gore, and a little school girl were on a plane. The pilot says "We're going down, we need to parachute!" Turns out there are only 4 parachutes. The pilot says "have fun" grabs a parachute, and jumps out. Shaq says "I'm the world's greatest basketball player, the world needs me" so he takes another one and jumps. Al Gore says "I'm the world's smartest man, the world needs me" so he takes one and jumps. George Bush looked at the little girl and said "You have a lot more life ahead of you than me, you can have the last one" "It's ok" the little girl said. "The smartest man in the world took my backpack!"

[Eowyn]

Well, Shaq, Bush, Al Gore, and a little school girl were on a plane. The pilot says "We're going down, we need to parachute!" Turns out there are only 4 parachutes. The pilot says "have fun" grabs a parachute, and jumps out. Shaq says "I'm the world's greatest basketball player, the world needs me" so he takes another one and jumps. Al Gore says "I'm the world's smartest man, the world needs me" so he takes one and jumps. George Bush looked at the little girl and said "You have a lot more life ahead of you than me, you can have the last one" "It's ok" the little girl said. "The smartest man in the world took my backpack!"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ...Again. :D