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Tony Trout
03-10-2007, 05:19 PM
The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served
the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near.

"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.

"I would really like to see Senator's Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton before I die."
whispered the priest.

"I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse.

The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a response. Soon the
word arrived, Senator's Kennedy and Clinton would be delighted to visit the priest.

As they went to the hospital, Hilary commented to Teddy, "I don't know why
the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly will help our images and might even get me elected President. After all, I'm IN IT TO WIN IT."
Kennedy agreed--it was a good thing.

When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Ted's hand in
His right hand and Hilary's hand in his left. There was silence and a look
of serenity on the old priest's face.

Finally Senator Kennedy spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have
chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"

The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."

Amen" said Teddy.

"Amen" said Hillary.

The old priest continued...






































"He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same."

Eowyn
03-10-2007, 05:21 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :D Woo... that was funny... :D:D:D

mammo girl
03-10-2007, 05:22 PM
Where do you come up with these?????
My hubby will really get a kick out of this one. :D

Eowyn
03-10-2007, 05:23 PM
Did you notice all his recent jokes have Hillary Clinton in them?!?!?!? I wonder...

mammo girl
03-10-2007, 05:34 PM
Wow, you're right... I didn't catch that....uhhh, Little Antnee, is there something you're trying to tell us???????

Tony Trout
03-10-2007, 06:07 PM
]Did you notice all his recent jokes have Hillary Clinton in them?!?!?!? I wonder...



]Wow, you're right... I didn't catch that....uhhh, Little Antnee, is there something you're trying to tell us???????



Little Antnee?? *snort* Nope, there's nuffin' I'm trying to tell yunz....:p :p

mammo girl
03-10-2007, 06:18 PM
Did you ever see the movie "Oscar" with Sylvester Stallone??? You'd like it..
Clean comedy and funny....Laughed so hard the whole time. Don Ameche, Kirk Douglas, Tim Curry was hilarious... watch it sometime..giggles

Tony Trout
03-10-2007, 06:19 PM
Did you ever see the movie "Oscar" with Sylvester Stallone??? You'd like it..
Clean comedy and funny....Laughed so hard the whole time. Don Ameche, Tim Curry was hilarious... watch it sometime..giggles



*makes note to watch said movie*


:cool: :cool: :cool:

thirday
03-11-2007, 03:55 AM
Did you notice all his recent jokes have Hillary Clinton in them?!?!?!? I wonder...
Saw a bumper sticker once, shortly after Bill Clinton was elected. It said "Impeach Clinton.... and her husband too!"

I liked the signs that appeared after Gore and Leiberman were defeated.
They said "Sore/Loserman"

S.A.Y.
03-11-2007, 10:47 PM
Too Funny
:d

thirday
03-12-2007, 02:13 AM
Saw documentary on Southern rock awhile back and they had Jimmie Carter on there. One of his comments was that now when people wave at him, they use all their fingers.

(Jimmie had a southern rock band help him to be elected to governor.)

Mandy Robbins
03-12-2007, 02:21 AM
that was funny

unknown prophetess
03-19-2007, 03:44 AM
lol good one:D