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ausgirl
09-05-2006, 06:41 PM
Ausgirl, it is now your turn to start a new story!
You asked for it:
It was the depths of Winter in the US of A. The Third Day guys were sitting infront of a raging fire at Tai's house when Mac came up with a fantastic idea.
"Why don't we head over to Australia to do a tour for all the lovely Australian gomer's we have now?"
'Brilliant idea', agreed the others in unison, so will a bit of strategic planning the band headed off 'down under'.............
rock_the_light
09-05-2006, 07:08 PM
They loaded up their bags and took the loooooooooong trip to the southren hemisphere.
As they flew over the International Date line, David announced, "Hey! It's today again! Or yesterday.... or tomorrow... I think..."
Mac gave David a quizzical look and called everyone together for a quick meeting before they landed. Mac asked Brad if he had anything to say. Grinning from ear to ear, Brad gave Tai a knowing glance and yelled, "Whooo-hoooo!! I get to see little wallabys and kwolas (or however you spell those) and CROCODILES! Oh wait..." He sat back down with a very sad face. "Nevermind...:( "
Tai came over and gave Brad a hug.
But just as they were landing, the piolit announced that he had suddenly...
S.A.Y.
09-06-2006, 10:07 PM
forgot how to get to Australia and was hoping someone knew how to get there even though he had been there so many times BUT!, then...
rock_the_light
09-06-2006, 11:24 PM
They crash landed on Gilligan's Island!
p-GLOverflow
09-06-2006, 11:41 PM
(Oh dear... I remember that story a few years ago...)
Or was it...? Could it have been Fiji? Palau? Vanuatu? Papua New Guinea? Fraser Island? Or even the Tropical North? Fortunately, everyone survived, and even though the pilot had suffered a "mild" episode of amnesia, he was equipped with his trusty GPS unit.
"Well at least we can find out exactly where we are," the pilot relievedly said. Everyone crowded around the pilot holding the device.
"I heard of this game called geocaching once," Mark remarked. "And I heard that there's a certain travel bug whose goal is to move from country to country..."
elf_girl
09-07-2006, 11:14 PM
So as the map came up it showed they were in New Zealand! "I think Lord Of The Rings was filmed here, let go see that stuff they left behide! said brad." So off they went. While they were walking...
S.A.Y.
09-08-2006, 12:35 AM
a GIANT T-Rex appeared but luckly Mac had his light saber which he used to...
ausgirl
09-08-2006, 06:28 AM
shine in the T-rex's eye, temporarily blinding him just long enough for them to have time to escape in a near by taxi to the nearest airport. Seemed NZ was not as friendly as the last time they visited! So they all loaded onto a new plane which had been recently serviced and was guaranteed not to crash. So the plane took off smoothly and sailed out over the pacific ocean, very soon the coast of Australia was in view and as the plane made it's descent Mark yelled, "look I can see.....
(I'm getting the guys to Aus if I have to rederail my post daily!!!)
rock_the_light
09-08-2006, 06:46 PM
... Ayer's Rock from here!"
"Oh, get a grip, Mark. That thing is in the middle of the outback!!" explained Tai.
But that didn't stop Mark from wanting to see Ayer's Rock ever again. As soon as they landed in Australia, Mark rented a Jeep and went off to find that famous landmark.
The band was shopping at the local supermarket for some tasty snacks when Mark left. Nobody missed Mark, because they had split up into groups and each thought that Mark was with the other group.
So the rest of the band was getting ready to head to the hotel pool while Mark had arrived at Ayer's Rock. He saw some people scaling it's monolithic face and he decided that he wanted to do that very much! He got all hooked up and was halfway up it's face when out of nowhere...
rock_the_light
09-08-2006, 06:47 PM
(I'm getting the guys to Aus if I have to rederail my post daily!!!)
(They finally got there!!!:) )
elf_girl
09-08-2006, 07:54 PM
Mark saw Avalon at the top. So he went the rest of the way up and talked to them for a long time. Then the guys from Avalon said both the groups should go do...
rock_the_light
09-08-2006, 11:18 PM
A concert together! But then, Mark realized that he had to get back to the hotel to have a great pool party! He and Avalon ran down Ayer's Rock, jumped in the Jeep and made it back to the hotel's pool just as David was coming out with a plateload of burgers that had fried eggs and beets on them! Everyone ate them (not without some raised eyebrows!!) and just as the guys were going to ask Mark what happened to him...
S.A.Y.
09-09-2006, 05:14 PM
A concert together! But then, Mark realized that he had to get back to the hotel to have a great pool party! He and Avalon ran down Ayer's Rock, jumped in the Jeep and made it back to the hotel's pool just as David was coming out with a plateload of burgers that had fried eggs and beets on them! Everyone ate them (not without some raised eyebrows!!) and just as the guys were going to ask Mark what happened to him...
ausgirl makes an appearance and ....
Col. Mustard
09-09-2006, 09:34 PM
yells to eveyone to drop their food immediatly, it was poisened by...
ausgirl
09-10-2006, 01:03 AM
ausgirl makes an appearance and .... - hey I'm famous!!
.........yells to eveyone to drop their food immediatly, it was poisened by...
a rookie cafe assistant mistaking ajax for chicken salt! Fortunately Ausgirl is well qualified in the administration of first aid so she loads the band members in her car and zips them off to the nearest hospital.
They pull into the emergency entrance of the hospital, Brad says, "hey Ausgirl, you're a great driver, ever thought of taking up nascar as a career?',
relising that the chemicals were starting to mess with Brads head, Ausgirl quickly unloads the guys and rushes them to the waiting wheelchairs.........
S.A.Y.
09-10-2006, 09:22 PM
- hey I'm famous!!.........
3D is gonna need someone to show them around and watch out for them as well
a rookie cafe assistant mistaking ajax for chicken salt! Fortunately Ausgirl is well qualified in the administration of first aid so she loads the band members in her car and zips them off to the nearest hospital.
They pull into the emergency entrance of the hospital, Brad says, "hey Ausgirl, you're a great driver, ever thought of taking up nascar as a career?',
relising that the chemicals were starting to mess with Brads head, Ausgirl quickly unloads the guys and rushes them to the waiting wheelchairs
thankfully 3D was recognized, they made front of the line and were seen immediately plus the doctors all had front row to the concert after being seen by some of finest docotors they....
ausgirl
09-11-2006, 05:41 AM
headed back out to Ausgirls car. 'You know Ausgirl, you're cars kinda, small for all of us to fit into' said Mac, 'so I took the liberty of hiring us this to drive around in instead.' Mac points to a incredibly funky........
S.A.Y.
09-15-2006, 08:16 PM
PINK TOUR BUS.
suddenly out from no where comes...
HotWireD
09-15-2006, 08:35 PM
...a rogue pink elephant! It trumpets and lowers its tusks to charge.
"Where did that come from?" shouts Mac
"It looks like it is protecting its territory" says Brad (who has been watching wildlife documentaries recently).
They jump in the Pink Tour bus but the engine would not start so they have to tow it with...
Drummer Dude Go
09-20-2006, 11:22 PM
A big pink RV, with a towing attachment on back. So we all pile into the big pink RV, and head down the road, when suddenly...
Eowyn
09-20-2006, 11:26 PM
Caitlin (Me) is on the side of the road! So they pick her up and take her to a Third Day concert! Then...
ausgirl
09-21-2006, 05:26 AM
when they finally make it into the venue which just happens to be on the steps of the Sydney opera house (for all the Sydney Gomeries), Mac walks out onto the stage as David begins to play the rockin beat and Mark joins in with the cool riff of..............
rock_the_light
09-25-2006, 10:43 PM
..."When the Rain Comes." Everybody starts to cry at such a sad song, even the band members. Soon the whole venue is full of tears! They flow out and come as a Tsunmi towards the Opera House! But suddenly, there is Nemo there to protect everybody! Yay! He gathers all his courage, and braces for the oncoming wave!
and the wave comes and sweeps him into the Opera House with it!!
"CLEAN-UP! ASLE SEVEN!" shouts Tai with a hand to his mouth to the crowd.
Everybody erupts into laughter as Tai takes a bow.
Brad comes over and is about to steal Tai's cowboy hat for making everyone laugh instead of rockin' their faces off when from behind the stage, there comes this monstrous....
Drummer Dude Go
09-26-2006, 10:40 AM
monster. It was Godzilla! To everyone's amazement , he started talking to the band members! He said "You Third Day guys are my most favorite band. "Comsuming Fire" is my theme song for whenever I am torching buildings with my firey breath. Dont worry, I wont burn anything up tonite, I just wanna see you guys rock out!" As Godzilla took his front row seat (More like 20 seats!:D), Mac introduced him to the Aussies who may not know him, then they started rockin with Godzilla's requested song, Consuming Fire. Everyone was having a good time, praising God and rockin' out, when, suddenly, a very enthusiastic fan jumped on stage, and....
ausgirl
09-27-2006, 04:09 AM
shouted Aussie, Aussie, Aussie ..... to which in true Australian style, the crowd replied................
rock_the_light
10-04-2006, 05:16 PM
(what are you talking about?? What would us Americans know what you're talking about?!):confused: ;) :D
ausgirl
10-05-2006, 05:29 AM
okay, sorry, the appopriate reply would be Oi, Oi, Oi.
Back to the story.........
Then security start to run on the stage to subdue the loony fan, when Mac says......
Drummer Dude Go
10-11-2006, 10:34 AM
Mac says, "No, let Godzilla stay up here! He seems to have a good singing voice, so we will let him be our guest singer tonite!" And so, with Godzilla singing all the background parts, the band started singing Wire, when all of a sudden....
ausgirl
10-13-2006, 08:14 PM
Out comes Tai, doing a balancing act on a wire across the stage, all while playing his bass...
Drummer Dude Go
10-14-2006, 10:02 AM
Then, as a party trick, Godzilla lifts the part of the stage that David's drumset is attached to, and Godzilla holds David's drumset upside down for the rest of the show! David played his best ever that night, and when being interviewed about his upside down experience after the show, he said...
ausgirl
10-15-2006, 12:50 AM
when analysing tonight's performence, I am left to wonder whether my new level of professionalism was due to fear of Godzilla eating me, the fact that I was upside down for the majority of the time or the brand new drumsticks that a fan kindly donated before the show! To which the reporter replied.....
Drummer Dude Go
10-15-2006, 10:46 AM
"It probably was the fear that Godzilla was going to eat you that made you play so well." Then they went to interview Godzilla, "So, why did you come to this concert? Didnt you think you would scare all the other fans away with your large size and firey breath?"
Godzilla, always one to crack a joke, humorously replied, "
ausgirl
10-16-2006, 03:35 AM
You eat a few people here and there and you get this reputation! He picked up the reporter in one hand when suddenly Tai ran in with....
Col. Mustard
10-17-2006, 08:48 PM
doritos! godzilla grabbed the xxx-L bag of doritos, downed them, and then started to choke...
rock_the_light
10-17-2006, 10:14 PM
doritos! godzilla grabbed the xxx-L bag of doritos, downed them, and then started to choke...
When Mark rushes in and starts to do CPR and the Himleick Manuver (being a M.D....) But he can't save Godzilla because there was something about giant worms that suddenly...
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