Church Bulletin Bloopers

[Sharon]

- The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

- Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

- The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

- Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

- A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

- At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice

[froglovesgod]

Oh my gosh! Those are flipping funny. ROFLOL!!
Traci

[Eowyn]

Those are funny! Here's another one I've seen somewhere...

Weightwatchers to meet Tuesday at 6 p.m. Please use the side double-doors.

[Sharon]

I found some more .....

- The associate pastor will be preaching on the new tithing slogan "I upped my pledge - Up yours"

- The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would loan him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday

- Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered

- The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon

- Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

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[Col. Mustard]

omg! those are soo funny! :D

[Drummer Dude Go]

HA! THoose other ones are hillarious too!

[rock_the_light]

- Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

That's a great one! :D