Godgrl Gomer
09-02-2006, 10:35 AM
I was sent this joke. I thought it was hilarious.
Sorry if y'all have heard it before, but I thought it was great.;)
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around
looking for valuables.
When he picked up a CD player a strange voice echoed from the dark saying,
"Jesus is watching you."
The burglar nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and
froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, then clicked the light
on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out to disconnect, he heard again,"Jesus is watching you."
He froze then shone his light around to find the source of the voice.
Finally, in a corner of the room his flashlight beam came to rest upon a parrot.
"Did you say that" he hissed to the parrot.
"Yep", the parrot confessed, he then squawked,"I'm just trying to warn you".
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me huh,who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler, Jesus."
Sorry if y'all have heard it before, but I thought it was great.;)
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around
looking for valuables.
When he picked up a CD player a strange voice echoed from the dark saying,
"Jesus is watching you."
The burglar nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and
froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, then clicked the light
on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out to disconnect, he heard again,"Jesus is watching you."
He froze then shone his light around to find the source of the voice.
Finally, in a corner of the room his flashlight beam came to rest upon a parrot.
"Did you say that" he hissed to the parrot.
"Yep", the parrot confessed, he then squawked,"I'm just trying to warn you".
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me huh,who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler, Jesus."