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Sharon
08-23-2006, 07:01 PM
Q. Why should we be encouraged by the story of Jonah and the whale?
A. Because Jonah was down in the mouth, but came out all right.

Q. When was the first meat mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Noah took Ham into the ark.

Q. On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
A. Quackers.

Q. Why did Noah have to punish and discipline the chickens on the Ark?
A. Because they were using "fowl" language.

Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
A: By his net income.
rock_the_light
08-24-2006, 07:47 PM
lame one:

Q: When is baseball first mentioned in the Bible?
A:in the "big inning"
(beginning)

oooo... boos and hisses. bad one...
NotMyOwn
08-24-2006, 08:39 PM
Q: Which Bible character had no parents.
A: Joshua, son of Nun.
Chiquita Gomer
08-25-2006, 12:26 PM
Q: Who was the shortest man in the Bible?
A: Bildad the Shuhite (shoe height) :)

Q: Who was the second shortest man in the Bible?
A: Ne-high-miah (Nehemiah) :)
S.A.Y.
09-02-2006, 11:25 PM
Q: Who was the shortest man in the Bible?
A: Bildad the Shuhite (shoe height) :)

Q: Who was the second shortest man in the Bible?
A: Ne-high-miah (Nehemiah) :)

i always love that one!:D
Sharon
09-03-2006, 12:00 AM
-Did you know that there is tennis in the Bible?? It says that Joseph served in Pharoah's courts
ChristChild
09-20-2006, 03:20 AM
Did you know that Jesus and His disciples got around in a Honda?

Yep, the Bible says they all went in one Accord. ;)