The Gomer Classroom Game-thing [Archive] - ThirdDay.com Message Boards

newsgirl822

07-19-2006, 04:37 PM

Ok, This is sorta weird but it might be fun. Lets have a Gomer school! (Of course not a real Gomer school, just for fun.) I call being the teacher! Yeah.... We need students now... and a lunchlady, a principal, and basically everything else... If you don't get it don't worry Cause I don't quite get it myself...

Drummer Dude Go

07-19-2006, 07:51 PM

I'll be da Principal! I need more teachers yo!

newsgirl822

07-19-2006, 09:28 PM

I'll be da Principal! I need more teachers yo!
Ok, to make thinghs easier for you, I'll be the teacher/lunch lady :D

Drummer Dude Go

07-19-2006, 10:14 PM

Ok, to make thinghs easier for you, I'll be the teacher/lunch lady :D
Oh, we only have one teacher, ok, kewl! Well, who will be our students, and what will your lesson plans be Teach?

lizzie_1119

07-19-2006, 10:28 PM

Oh, we only have one teacher, ok, kewl! Well, who will be our students, and what will your lesson plans be Teach?
I'll be whatever I need to be. Just tell me Mr. Principal Sir, and I'll do my best.:p

newsgirl822

07-19-2006, 10:32 PM

Ok, today we are going on a field trip, class. We are going to CHuck E. Cheese's.

1inamillion

07-20-2006, 09:28 AM

woot woot!!! yes! i'll be a student *put on dunce hat*

Drummer Dude Go

07-20-2006, 11:20 AM

"Now you students better behave, dont attack Mr. Chuck E. Cheese, ok? Anybody who misbehaves on this trip will be given bathroom clean-up duty by me, and you all know how nasty thoose bathrooms are!" - Mr. Gomer, the Principal

1inamillion

07-20-2006, 12:00 PM

*gives the principal a wedgie*

newsgirl822

07-20-2006, 01:10 PM

*gives the principal a wedgie*
Go sit in the corner! You aren't coming to Chuck E. Cheese's!

HotWireD

07-20-2006, 02:08 PM

Can I be janitor - he's the one who sits down in the boiler room taking naps and smoking the odd cigar right?

newsgirl822

07-20-2006, 02:29 PM

Can I be janitor - he's the one who sits down in the boiler room taking naps and smoking the odd cigar right?
yeah! you can be the lunch person too!(if you want to) now I'm the vice principal/teacher!!!!

HotWireD

07-20-2006, 02:49 PM

Lunch person? I get to provide lunch for the students.

I have a great idea for saving money on school food - provide all the teachers with shovels and they can collect road kill on their way into work in the mornings....

once it is made into burgers the kids will not be able to tell.

Then the teachers can have better food for themselves. He he he .

Queue up for your squirrell bur- Harumph - I mean beef burgers...

1inamillion

07-20-2006, 02:55 PM

Go sit in the corner! You aren't coming to Chuck E. Cheese's!
ha! no!

HotWireD

07-20-2006, 02:55 PM

Oh, we only have one teacher, ok, kewl! Well, who will be our students, and what will your lesson plans be Teach?

The syllabus should involve character building courses.

Personally, I think all the kids should learn how to do shoulder massages - they could practice on the hard working teachers.

It would be nice if we had a swimming pool - so let us have geology and archaeology classes for six weeks and let the students did us a big hole.

Then we could have construction and architecture classes to build a swimming pool - I mean, why waste a nice big hole.

If we teach Roman History we could carry whips - give the students an interactive lesson on what it was like to be a slave... if we call it 'Combined architecture/construction/Roman History 101', we may get away with it long enough to get a roof on the pool.

Anyone still want to be a student? lol

1inamillion

07-20-2006, 02:59 PM

meannie

HotWireD

07-20-2006, 06:27 PM

meannie

...then again, if the students were smart about it they could overthrow the teachers and say that they we re-enacting the sacking of Rome when the slaves revolted ;)

On a more serious note: what would the syllabus be?

Sports - Mountaineering, canoeing, outdoors stuff (none competitive)
Sports - long distance orienteering (running in the countryside) and archery for competitive types...

History... Starting now and working backwards would be cool.

Geography... where are the best places to go on holiday.

Math... how to balance your household accounts, work out your taxes and save for those special things - no algebra and complicated cosines, quadratic factors, logarithms and such - I mean - who uses them after their last math exam?? They can always learn them at college if they need them in later life.

English... three hours a day posting on the Third Day forum, with a spell checker. Also, practice at filling in job/college application forms and other useful writing and typing skills.

Biology/science - what can you eat that is not poisonous 'out there'. What is likely to eat you if you are not careful.

'Special Skillz' - cooking, sewing, hygiene, gardening, car mechanics - for boys and girls!

Any other suggestions?

newsgirl822

07-20-2006, 08:05 PM

you're just the janitor!!!!! Teacher (Me, Miss. Gomerlady) says the school year will be over when the thread has too many posts.... then we'll start a new thread/grade!!!!! whats this grade called?Who wants to be the gym teacher!!?? :D :p

HotWireD

07-20-2006, 08:39 PM

Just the janitor!

ha I am currently turning the heating up. I am in control!

All janitors are in control.

I was in charge at my last school too, except some one found out my plans...

"I would still be in charge if it was not for those pesky kids"

Jason

07-20-2006, 08:45 PM

You should try alternative education. For example, teaching the kids.

newsgirl822

07-20-2006, 09:43 PM

Ok, time for math! Today we will count how many skittles we can fit in our mouths. NO CHOKING, or I'm sending you to the principal. :D

HotWireD

07-20-2006, 09:49 PM

Coughs and pepple-dashes his computer monitor lol

Now I have to clean them all up!

newsgirl822

07-20-2006, 09:51 PM

lol now we will watch a movie. *puts in tape* *Barney starts to play* JUST KIDDING!!! What do my students want to watch?

1inamillion

07-21-2006, 11:43 AM

woot barney!!

newsgirl822

07-21-2006, 07:54 PM

Ok, pop quiz on Barney. Its True or False, so it isn't very hard. Please write T or F for True or False.

1. Sharing is bad.
2. Baby Bop stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
3. You should always clean up after yourself.
4. Don't talk to strangers.
5. Look both ways before crossing the street.
6. Never run away from home.
7. Never steal lots of cookies.
8. Listen to police officers.
9. Don't take advice from dinosaurs.
10. Make conversation with your mailman.

Drummer Dude Go

07-21-2006, 08:13 PM

*gives the principal a wedgie*
"You will clean up all 10 of thoose nasty bathrooms for the rest of the school year! You can't say I didnt warn you!" - Principal Gomer Also, I want HotWireD to teach and make the plans for our new elective class: Auto Repair and Maintinance. He can make his lesson plans and teach while he is not cleaning the school or being the lunch person.

Drummer Dude Go

07-21-2006, 08:16 PM

Ok, time for math! Today we will count how many skittles we can fit in our mouths. NO CHOKING, or I'm sending you to the principal. :D
"Yes students, as your punishment, I will perform the Himelich Maneuver on you if you choke on even one Skittle!" - Principal Gomer

newsgirl822

07-22-2006, 02:36 PM

"You will clean up all 10 of thoose nasty bathrooms for the rest of the school year! You can't say I didnt warn you!" - Principal Gomer Also, I want HotWireD to teach and make the plans for our new elective class: Auto Repair and Maintinance. He can make his lesson plans and teach while he is not cleaning the school or being the lunch person.
Does this mean I don't have to teach anymore?!?!? YES!!! Vice Pruincipal Gomerladynewsgirl at your service!

Drummer Dude Go

07-22-2006, 05:54 PM

Does this mean I don't have to teach anymore?!?!? YES!!! Vice Pruincipal Gomerladynewsgirl at your service!
Well, every school has more than one teacher, so yes, you still teach alot of subjects, but since HotWireD is an automotive expert, he will teach the atuo repair class, that is the only class he will teach, b/c he is also busy cooking/serving lunch, and cleaning the school.

micahsky

07-22-2006, 08:16 PM

I guess I'll be a teacher.

TheGirlFromOz

07-23-2006, 02:23 AM

*laughs at 1inamillion giving the principal a wedgie*

Third Day are obviously the cool muso's who spend every lunch break in the music room, right?

Maths or Barney? Which one is worse? Guess I'll have to go with Barney- THAT'S how much I hate maths. I don't feel so well. Can I go lay in the sick bay please?

newsgirl822

07-25-2006, 04:17 PM

lol. Ok, we're running out of students lolz

igavemylife

07-26-2006, 02:49 AM

I now have a job where I have to wear a hair net...so I guess I'm a natural for the lunch lady gig...and the poor guys don't have to try and multitask anymore.....

Anyone for a sloppy joe?

Can I be a student too?:D

TheGirlFromOz

07-26-2006, 08:16 AM

That's kinda interesting... Is a "sloppy joe" food over there? Some people in Australia call jumpers "sloppy joes".

igavemylife

07-26-2006, 10:31 AM

newsgirl822

07-26-2006, 03:48 PM

hehehe yeah it's a food....it's ummm...wow I've never described it before....beef in seasoned tomato sauce on a bun I guess...the tomato sauce is kinda sweet...and umm...school cafeteria's serve it like CRAZY
AND I DON'T LIKE IT! At my old school the mashed potatoes were green! And they fed you nachos for lunch on tuesdays!!!! And kids bought like 10 ice cream cones. That place was crazy.

Col. Mustard

07-26-2006, 10:14 PM

i'll be a student, but you lunch ladys better but something other than meat on the menu, all our school serves is chicken, and i'm a vegiterian! lol! :D

igavemylife

07-27-2006, 03:04 AM

AND I DON'T LIKE IT! At my old school the mashed potatoes were green! And they fed you nachos for lunch on tuesdays!!!! And kids bought like 10 ice cream cones. That place was crazy.
Ur not posed to like it...that's part of 'lunch lady revenge' muahahahahahahahaha ((that's my evil lunch lady laugh))

i'll be a student, but you lunch ladys better but something other than meat on the menu, all our school serves is chicken, and i'm a vegiterian! lol! :D
and just for you darlin I will make yummy yummy soy burgers and steamed veggies....

TheGirlFromOz

07-27-2006, 08:28 AM

RE: Sloppy joes

Ohhhh…. Wow… that sounds…er…. interesting. LOL!

Are they only served at schools or can you get them anywhere in America? I have to see one of those things. :p

ausgirl

07-27-2006, 08:53 AM

I've seen this in a recipe book, it's kind of like savoury mince on a bread roll!

And, can you believe, these people don't eat pumpkin except in pumpkin pie - well at least thats what a mad canadian I once knew told me!

igavemylife

07-27-2006, 01:28 PM

yeah you can get em from other places...you can even make em at home. It's just something that is served in just about EVERY school cafeteria, so that's what it seem so to be known best for. Actually we had em for lunch after church Sunday...they're very quick to make....

and..uh...we eat pumpkin in places besides Pumpkin Pie...least my family does...Pumpkin Bread..um...G-ma uses it in some recipes....but I don't know all of em...

In His Arms

Drummer Dude Go

07-27-2006, 03:38 PM

Notice to all Gomer School workers from Principal Gomer:
"Our wonderfull lunch staff is hereby ordered by the Administration of this school (me) to cook very tasty and healthy meals containing portions of each of the following: meats, veggies, and fruit (for dessert). What you cook does not matter, as long as each meal has foods of each type in it. Also, any student who does not eat ALL of thier lunch will have detention with me after school for a week. Teachers, janitor, and lunchroom staff, I thank you all for your attention, hard work, and dedication to the few students of this fine educational establishment. Keep up the good work, and God bless you all!"

newsgirl822

07-27-2006, 11:46 PM

RE: Sloppy joes

Ohhhh…. Wow… that sounds…er…. interesting. LOL!

Are they only served at schools or can you get them anywhere in America? I have to see one of those things. :p
Yes, unfortuanately, you can basically eat it anywhere except a New York City Taxi, hence, the name 'Sloppy Joes.' And sadly, here is a picture. You asked for it. Yummy. *Cough*

micahsky

07-27-2006, 11:47 PM

yucky

newsgirl822

07-27-2006, 11:50 PM

yucky
Indeedly

micahsky

07-28-2006, 12:00 AM

yes, very.

micahsky

07-28-2006, 12:01 AM

do you want to go to the story thread called TD boys working at walmart.

TheGirlFromOz

07-28-2006, 06:08 AM

Yes, unfortuanately, you can basically eat it anywhere except a New York City Taxi, hence, the name 'Sloppy Joes.' And sadly, here is a picture. You asked for it. Yummy. *Cough*

:eek:

*all colour drains from face*

*room starts spinning*

*faints*

Drummer Dude Go

07-28-2006, 10:22 AM

Yes, unfortuanately, you can basically eat it anywhere except a New York City Taxi, hence, the name 'Sloppy Joes.' And sadly, here is a picture. You asked for it. Yummy. *Cough*
Yes, sloppy joes are yummy!

micahsky

07-28-2006, 01:09 PM

I don't like them.

newsgirl822

07-28-2006, 01:55 PM

*Voice booms from intercom* "Ok I'm the vice principal Gomerladynewsgirl so I say SNOW DAY!!! NO SCHOOL!!! But you can come to school and sled on the roof. And I'm certain the janitor has keys to all the rooms so you can make hot chocolate in the kitchen, or warm your socks with the furnace in the basement, but the principal is grumpy on snow days, so stay out of his office. That is all."

1inamillion

07-28-2006, 02:02 PM

Indeedly
hey! i like sloppy joes

newsgirl822

07-28-2006, 05:32 PM

hey! i like sloppy joes
YOU DO???

1inamillion

07-28-2006, 07:14 PM

YOU DO???
yea

igavemylife

07-29-2006, 03:57 AM

**SCHOOL MENU**

Saturday and Sunday:LET YOUR PARENTS FEED YOU! SHEESH!!

Monday: Breakfast~Pancake and Sausage on a Stick
Lunch~Macaroni and Cheese with Chunks of Ham, corn, brownie

Tuesday: Breakfast~Pancakes
Lunch~Hotdogs and chips

Wednesday: Breakfast~Biscuits and Gravy
Lunch~Chesseburger and Fries

Thursday: Breakfast~Scrambled Eggs and Bacon
Lunch~Turkey Sandwich

Friday: Breakfast~French Toast
Lunch~Fried Chicken Mashed potatoes and gravy, green beans

NOTE: Cereal will be served each morning and of course Sloppy Joe's are always available
Vegetarian meals available upon request...must provide 72 hour notice

TheGirlFromOz

07-29-2006, 06:00 AM

Biscuits and gravy??? What's going on over there in American schools? LOL!!

I think I need to take a course in American Cuisine. Is there one available? :p

newsgirl822

07-29-2006, 02:10 PM

Biscuits and gravy??? What's going on over there in American schools? LOL!!

I think I need to take a course in American Cuisine. Is there one available? :p
no, no, its ok, really. Some of us are justa little strange... *cough*

igavemylife

07-29-2006, 02:40 PM

no, no, its ok, really. Some of us are justa little strange... *cough*

Don't be calling the Lunch Lady strange now! She'll start feeding you the oh so favorite and infamous.....'MysteryMeat '

newsgirl822

07-30-2006, 11:43 AM

Don't be calling the Lunch Lady strange now! She'll start feeding you the oh so favorite and infamous.....'MysteryMeat '
*GASP* Not the mystery meat!!!!!!

Drummer Dude Go

08-02-2006, 10:09 AM

Drummer Dude Go

08-02-2006, 10:11 AM

*GASP* Not the mystery meat!!!!!!
"Seriously, you dont want the mystery meat-she gave me some for breakfast one morning. She snuck it in my sausage and egg biscuit while I wasnt looking. I was throwing up all day after I took a bite of that nasty stuff!" - Principal Gomer

igavemylife

08-02-2006, 01:41 PM

"Seriously, you dont want the mystery meat-she gave me some for breakfast one morning. She snuck it in my sausage and egg biscuit while I wasnt looking. I was throwing up all day after I took a bite of that nasty stuff!" - Principal Gomer

He made fun of my hair net...see what happens when ur not polite and sweet to the lunch lady at all times?

newsgirl822

08-03-2006, 02:24 PM

Well, since we are having school in August I believe that we should at least put a baby pool in each of the classrooms.

Drummer Dude Go

08-03-2006, 09:05 PM

Well, since we are having school in August I believe that we should at least put a baby pool in each of the classrooms.
"Yes, that's a good idea-keep the students heads cool so they can learn better! I shall now require a 30 minute pool break in the middle of the class day! Also, I will have a contractor build a huge 1 million gallon staff pool, to be used only by teachers, cooks, janitors, all staff personell, and of course, me!" - Principal Gomer