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Sharon
07-18-2006, 09:30 PM
After hearing the story of Jonah at Sunday School, a little girl repeated the story at school on Monday.

Her teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.

The little girl said, "But how can that be? Jonah was swallowed by a whale."Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human. "It is physically impossible!" she said.

Undaunted, the little girl said, "Well, when I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

To this, the teacher said, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then YOU ask him!"

RevZeek
07-18-2006, 09:43 PM
Heehee! "copy, paste" !

newsgirl822
07-18-2006, 10:55 PM
LOL!!! That is TOO funny!!!!

lizzie_1119
07-19-2006, 10:20 PM
LOL!!!!!!:p

1inamillion
07-20-2006, 10:06 AM
Rotfl!!!!

Drummer Dude Go
07-20-2006, 11:25 AM
Good one Sharon! I will definitely have to copy paste that one for my mom, she loves theese kinda jokes!

prayercloth sis
08-04-2006, 05:10 AM
Rotflol