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Sharon
07-16-2006, 07:56 PM
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven.

While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her.

They saw her and began calling greetings to her. "Hello!" "How are you? We've been waiting for you!" "Good to see you!"

When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.

"Which word?" the woman asked."Love."

The woman correctly spelled love, and Saint Peter welcomed her into heaven.

About six months later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.

While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.

"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"

"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a big mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation and I went water skiing today. I fell, the ski hit my head, and here I am. How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.

"Which word?" her husband asked.






"Czechoslovakia."

kiwimobro
07-16-2006, 08:48 PM
hehehehe
Thanks Sharon (I've been missing your jokes)

Sharon
07-16-2006, 10:21 PM
hehehehe
Thanks Sharon (I've been missing your jokes)


Try this one then.... from George Carlin


new rules for 2006 (http://thirdday.com/boards/showthread.php?t=89551)

Drummer Dude Go
07-16-2006, 10:31 PM
:p :D ROFLOL!:p :D Thanks for the good laugh Sharon! Love this joke, and your "Rules For 2006" Very funny indeed!

Valpo
07-20-2006, 02:28 PM
one way to heaven....faith, and Jesus guards the "gates" not Peter....and 6 months? time does not exist in heaven...way to on a Christian board present a "joke" that displays works based salvation

Sharon
07-20-2006, 08:04 PM
one way to heaven....faith, and Jesus guards the "gates" not Peter....and 6 months? time does not exist in heaven...way to on a Christian board present a "joke" that displays works based salvation


:rolleyes: It's a joke....and a very good one at that. Even Jesus laughed.


And this is the reason I don't post jokes as much anymore *sighs*

Valpo
07-21-2006, 01:53 AM
hahaha im just being a jerk, post away on the jokes sharon!

I'm a confessional Lutheran expect a ribbing on stuff like that every now and then

Ringil
07-21-2006, 02:49 AM
That's great!

Sharon
07-21-2006, 03:32 AM
hahaha im just being a jerk, post away on the jokes sharon!

I'm a confessional Lutheran expect a ribbing on stuff like that every now and then

*whew* Thought I was gonna have to drag you to the Loon thread for a beat down :D

ZippyApplePants
07-21-2006, 03:36 AM
Great jokes Sharon! :D

truster
07-21-2006, 08:40 PM
Great stuff!!!!!

igavemylife
07-26-2006, 01:53 AM
hahaha very funny sharon!

prayercloth sis
08-04-2006, 04:07 AM
Thankful you feel like sharing jokes again...

the more the merrier

...and I"ll just lay hands on those who do not like the jokes...and if the spiritual way doesn't work...then I'll just tie them up and send the whippersnappers over to get them...:p :D

just kidding everyone...but I have really missed all the jokes from Sharon and Tony T and the others...these lil jokes have really brigtened up a long day for me...

love you Sharon!

Rhonie

Sharon
11-05-2006, 10:31 PM
*bunmp*

kiwisongbird
11-07-2006, 05:00 AM
Valpo, you frightened me - then made me laugh :) :) :)

Hi Sharon :)
Love from Sharon :)

Tony Trout
11-07-2006, 09:37 AM
*whew* Thought I was gonna have to drag you to the Loon thread for a beat down :D



There's nothing that says you can't still drag him into the Loon thread for a beat down.....:p :p :D ;)

(just kiddin', dude)