All New Random Story-TD boys working at Wall Mart!

[Drummer Dude Go]

Third Day, tired of just making music, decided that they would make a movie about whatever. So they based thier movie on Tai, Mark, and Brad being workers at a Wall Mart. Tai served coffie at the coffie shop inside Wall Mart, Mark was a stockboy who often put things in the wrong places (One night, while restocking supplies at the resturant inside Wall Mart, he put the salt in the sugar container, and the sugar in the salt container. I'll bet that made for some sweet fries!:D ), and Brad was a janitor in charge of cleaning the whole store, even the nasty bathrooms. The guys were all best friends, but they also managed to do stupid stuff on the job, messing the store up, and, as a result, getting in big trouble with the Store Manager, Mr. Mac Powell. One day, while Tai was just opening up the coffie shop, a guy came in with black clothing and a robbers mask on, and said "My name is Carr. David Carr. Do you know how to play 'Simon Says?'" Tai, staring at the gun being thrust in his face, quickly nodded yes. David the robber continued: "Good. Now, David says hand over all your money now! And get me a mocha lattae while your'e at it!" Tai hands David a mocha latte, and the $24 in cash from last nights sales. Suddenly, just as David the robber is running away, from out of nowhere comes...

[CrzyNewsboysFan]

Walker, Texas Ranger. "Hold it right there Carr. I'm a ranger, a Texas Ranger. Drop the gun, give the money back to that guy, and give me the mocca because I'm thirsty." David does what he says then Walker smoothly replies, "Your under arrest." So he cuffs David and right before he shoves him in the police car he says,"haha I never said Simon says!" Just then Mr. Mac Powell walks out and boldly says, "Whats going on here?" To that Tai responds....

[Sharon]

EDITORIAL NOTE: Wal-Mart not Wall Mart :D

[Drummer Dude Go]

Walker, Texas Ranger. "Hold it right there Carr. I'm a ranger, a Texas Ranger. Drop the gun, give the money back to that guy, and give me the mocca because I'm thirsty." David does what he says then Walker smoothly replies, "Your under arrest." So he cuffs David and right before he shoves him in the police car he says,"haha I never said Simon says!" Just then Mr. Mac Powell walks out and boldly says, "Whats going on here?" To that Tai responds....
"Uh, well, uh, sir...(Tai-wanting to defend David, cuz they are good friends-is thinking of what to say)...This man was just buying a latte, and he didnt give me the correct amount, so I kinda...um...got mad at him, and then this fine Texas Ranger here came in and thought he was trying to rob me or something. Everything is under controll boss." "Good" says Mac. "Walker, if you cause any more trouble in my store, arresting my loyal customers, I will have my crew drag you out of here, you understand me Walker?" Just then, Mark, and Brad come up, and ask what's going on, b/c they heard all the ruckus from the back store room. Mac said "See theese two big muscular guys Walker? They will tear you apart and drag you out of my fine discount store if they have to. And Brad here, our janitor, is armed with mops, brooms, and all kinds of cleaners to spray in your eyes. Not to mention he could suffocate you with one of his 10-ply trash bags if he wanted to. Thoose trash bags are huge, and they're really strong, they're on isle 12 if you want to get some for your house Walker." "Anyway," Brad cut in,"Me and big Mark here could whip you any day, so if I was you, I wouldnt come in here and arrest anyone ever again." Walker said "Ok, I'll let this guy go, and I wont arrest anyone in your store again. I'll be seeing you guys later though, cuz I shop here all the time. Oh, and Mr. Powell, next time I need trash bags, I'll come here and buy thoose 10-ply trash bags you were talking about." "Ok, you can leave already Mr. Ranger!" said Mac. David gave all the money back to Tai to put back in the coffee shop's register, and said "Hey, Tai, I never told ya this, but I'm poor and need some money, that's why I robbed ya, cuz my family hasnt eaten in a few days. Could I get a job here? I promise I wont steal nothin'!" Tai asked "But David, what happened to that job you had at the local laundrymat? You know, how ya put people's clothes in the washer and dryer for them, and folded thier clean clothes for them, what happened to that? They gave you really great tips." David said "Well, once people realized it was cheaper and easier to wash, dry, and fold thier clothes themselves, they didnt need me around the landrymat anymore, so they kicked me out the door with $10 severance pay, and told me to find another job. It sure hurt when they kicked me out the front door, cuz my back hit the concrete parking lot when I came down from flying out the door.":D "Well," said Mac, "As long as you dont steal anything from this store, you can be our Buggy Pusher Dude. That is, you can collect all the buggies from all over the parking lot, and put them back inside the buggy corrall inside the store here." "Great, I'll take it! Thanks Mr. Powell!" said David. Suddenly, as Mac, David, Tai, Brad, and Mark were talking,....

[Drummer Dude Go]

(Please read my post above this one, so you know what has already happened, then continue it however you wish!) Suddenly, as Mac, David, Tai, Brad, and Mark were talking,....

[Musicdude]

(Please read my post above this one, so you know what has already happened, then continue it however you wish!) Suddenly, as Mac, David, Tai, Brad, and Mark were talking,....

They announced a huge sale on paper towels and fishing reels, over the intercom. Then a huge mob, in pursuit of a great bargain trampled the poor guys. The guys got up and dusted themselves off. They decided to go get a cappuccino from Tai, when from out of nowhere...

[ausgirl]

Michael W. Smith walks in. "Hi', he says. "You must be the band formely known as Third Day! Could one of you kind folks direct me to the paper towel isle - I hear yall havin a big sale on em and since my last record didn't do so well - I could do with saving a few dimes!"
Mark - being the kindest of the five is just about to show Mr Smith where to go when...............

[Ringil]

Some random idiot knocked over the paper towl rack. The paper towls were every where! Michael W. Smith picks up a few rolls of paper towls and says...

[Musicdude]

Some random idiot knocked over the paper towl rack. The paper towls were every where! Michael W. Smith picks up a few rolls of paper towls and says...

These are so soft and fluffy, what brand are they? Mark says "why, they are Brawny of course." MikeW says "Brawny huh?" Mark says, "that's what I said, Brawny." MikeW "look, just because you sold a few more albums than me is no reason to get smart with me." Mark says "whatever dude, just because you're jealous of my job, is no reason to be all rude." MikeW says "you wanna take this outside?" Mark says "gladly." They were headed to the door, when Tai runs up to the two guys and says "come on guys, I know those Brawny towels are soft and fluffy, but is it really worth fighting over?" MikeW says "you're right Tai. We are brothers in Christ. We shouldn't fight like this. I'm sorry Mark." Mark says "I'm sorry too." They hug and all is better now.
Then they decide to do a joint concert for the Wal-Mart patrons. They start talking about what songs they can sing together. Then, while they were getting the sound equipment set up, they heard this strange popping sound, and turned around to see what was going on. It was..............

[Drummer Dude Go]

A group of about 10 secular rappers from Atlanta, who hate TD because they are selling more albums then all of the 10 rappers combined, start shooting at the TD guys, but God miraculously placed an invisible rubber wall in between the gunman and TD, so the bullets bounced off the wall, hit the rappers, and hit all of them in the legs, paralizing all thier legs. Mike W. then calls the police, and they send the FBI to Wall Mart to pick up the 10 felony rappers. While waiting for the Police to arrive, Mac, hoping to show the rappers the truth about Jesus, starts singing some songs from Offerings, and Tai, Brad, Mark, and David all start witnessing to the secular rappers, and they all decide to trust in Christ as thier Savior and live thier lives for Him. They are all charged with attempted murder, and get put in the Gorgia State Pennetentary in Atlanta, where they spent the rest of thier days rapping TD's songs for other inmates' entertainment. At Wal Mart, while the TD/MWS concert was going on, suddenly...

[ausgirl]

David, in the midst of an awesome stick twirl, loses control and ends up with the stick protruding from his left eye! Brad, who is the groups nominated health, first aid and safety officer.................. .

[Drummer Dude Go]

yanks the stick out of David's eye, and throws it at.....

[micahsky]

Walker Texas Ranger who was trying to arrest some guy secretly for trying to steel paper towels.

[micahsky]

It hit's Walker right in the middle of his head.
He falls to the ground, totally knocked out.
Then brad took Daved, screaming in agony, off the stage.
so, Mack starts to play the drums & sing........

[ausgirl]

Which doesn't go too well, hey who can sing and concentrate on drumming all at one (we've all seen Mac dance!!) Meanwhile Mark yells off stage "Suck it up David you big wuze, you've still got one good eye - how many eyes does a drummer need anyway?" Suddenly coughs emit from Walker Texas ranger as he begins to come around............

[micahsky]

Mac turns his head to see walker getting up from the floor.
Walker looks AT Mac, then runs.
David is ready to play again when Mac & Mark Go running off after
Walker. David walks up to the mike & says, "Um, we're gonna have
to postpone the concert for a while" then runs off with Brad after
Walker. Then Michel W Smith goes over to the mike & says..............

[ausgirl]

this opportunity's too good to pass up. He clears his throat to begin to sing when in walks David Carrs Mum who has heard of his misfortune...........

[Drummer Dude Go]

suddenly runs up to Brad (Thinking that he had shoved a drumstick into her baby's eye), and starts attacking him, and the other band members, wanting to help, grab rolls of Brawny, and start wrapping up Mrs. Carr like a mummy, using the paper towels that were on sale. Just when they finished wrapping her up, suddenly....

[ausgirl]

Mrs Carr breaks free, seems brawny is nice n soft, but not that strong. David rushes over and calms his mother by showing her that the eye damage is only superficial. Everyone calms down and they all sit down and sip cups of double choca mocha latte that Brad had made for them.............

[The MAc]

...when Tai comes over from being in the restroom missing all of this. He sees Brad making his lattes and picks up Brad's mop and wack's 'em with it. Tai says "Oh so now you're trying to steal my job now. You can't just stick with cleaning filth, you have to have my job too." Brad gets up off the floor covered in coffe, grabs a full cup and throws it right in Tai's face. Tai then finds another full cup and chunks it at Brad. He ducks and it hits David's mother right in the face. She picks up a cup and throws it at Tai but having bad aim hits some guy sipping his latte and starts a big latte fight. Mac tries to stop it but...

[Drummer Dude Go]

Now everybody in the store, the band guys, Walker Texas Ranger, MWS, David's mother, even the other customers, are throwning hot coffie at each other, with no explination why they are doing it. The police chief walks into the store, to buy his wife some of that soft Brawny paper towels, and, seeing the chaos around him, says...

[ausgirl]

as he pulls out his side arm, 'that's it, your all under arrest'. To which, all members of the wild coffee brawl stop still on the spot. They all file in a line to the waiting police car outside. The Police Chief - Charlie, calls for extra vehicles to hold the large amount of badly behaved musicians and family members as Mac, Brad and Tai are loaded into Charlies car by his offsider, Alice......

[rock_the_light]

They all go to the police station where some of the police guys are just finishing a box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts. They look up at the coffee covered mob filling the lobby and start laughing once they have heard the whole story. David's mom demands to be let go, along with her baby, but the police chief hold up his hand.
"No, ma'am, that wouldn't do! These guys have to pay with 24 hours in jail, including you!"
So the whole mob of Brawny paper towel-buyers is pushed into one big cell, while Mac and Tai get one cell, Brad and Mark another and David and his mommy the other. They all sit in dreaded silence for several hours until Tai (ever the troublemaker) mutters, "Brad started it."
David's mother's MOM EARS pick up the statement and hollers, "I don't want to hear it! I want all of you to apologize to each other for this mess that we are ALL in!"
Mac snickers at that, and Tai jumps on him and starts hitting him, when the security guard comes up and stops him. So then, Tai is moved to his very own cell.
Everyone passed a very long night in those cramped cells listening to Mark play sad tunes on a harmonica.
Finally daybreak came and they all started talking again. But not for long, David's mother told everyone just to be quiet and go back to sleep. They all figured it was a good idea and slept until evening when they were all released. As Mr. Powell drove Mark, Tai and Brad back to Wal-Mart (David's mommy had to drive him herself over there so they could have mother-son time)...

[ausgirl]

Mac says, 'now boys, there has got to be a new song somewhere in the lesson we have just learned. I think we should all spend a quiet evening of contemplation', so on arrival back at wallmart, they headed for the staff lounge, Mac handed out paper and pen to all involved and said 'let's brainstorm'.
Brad was the first to come up with an idea.......

*note to any band members reading this, if we do come up with something fantastic here, we might let you use it if you ask nicely!*:p

[rock_the_light]

"I can't think!" he says... "could we just have some moca ice cream, Tai?"
Tai nods his head and after they had all had their fill...

[ausgirl]

Brad jumps up and shouts ' Dude, ice headache, baaad ice headache!'. Mrs Carr pipe in, 'see that's what you get for eating too much ice confection in one sitting!'
Mac starts to hum a tune and looks for his guitar..............

[Drummer Dude Go]

Mac starts playing a rockin' rythm on his guitar, while singing
"Ice cream gives me such a headache.
Sometimes I think it's more than I can take.
Something tells me that I should stop eatin'
all this ice cream that's givin' my head a beatin'
But I like ice cream and I just cant stop eatin'
Ice cream gives my stomach such a good feelin'"

[rock_the_light]

David gets some funky groove on with some overturned pails, while Tai, Mark and Brad run to the front of the store where Wal-Mart keeps its kids instruments. The trio makes it back with just enough time to go a couple of good riffs. As they were putting away the stuff, Mark suddenly leaps up and points at something coming out of Mr. Powell's office!!! Mark screams....

[ausgirl]

FIRE!!!! And being the bands allocated Workplace Health and Safety officer, he races over, smashes the fire alarm, this causes the bell to ring and the sprinkler system to kick in. Meanwhile David is carefully guiding all of the customers to the exit as Brad screams - my hair, my hair! Tai yells, "Brad, get a grip, their's a fire happenin, dude do something." Brad, snapping out of his distress runs to Mac's office to discover.......








Note: No worries about the copyright on our song, can't see the icecream song making the next Cd, well maybe as a hidden track!

[Drummer Dude Go]

Walker is in Mac's office, eating all his favorite cookies! Brad says "Hey, get out of there!" Then, suddenly...

[S.A.Y.]

A SIDE NOTE...
Mark was a stockboy who often put things in the wrong places (One night, while restocking supplies at the resturant inside Wall Mart, he put the salt in the sugar container, and the sugar in the salt container. I'll bet that made for some sweet fries!:D ),
FOR A DR. HE ISN'T AS BRIGHT AS YOU WOULD EXPECT HIM TO BE:D

continuing...

Mac walks in on Walker eating his cookies (which by the way was made Aimee & Scout which makes the cookies eXtra special!) and was feeling at a low point (those cookies ment a lot to him) but as the man of God he is he was not going to let his emotions show so KINDLY as he could he asked Walker to put the cookies down after fighting with him for a while and Walker eating ALL the cookies, Mac decides to call security for assisstance to help escourt Walker out of Wal-Mart. Luckly for Mac the security guard was Jeremy Camp (he wanted a second job, he has 2 mouths to feed including him and Adrienne). Mac knew Walker was intimidated by Jeremy (but who isn't look at his arms!) Jeremy picks up walker by his bare hand and throws him out of Wal-Mart. (Jeremy's gettin a raise) Suddenly thousands of Gomers walk in pleading with Mac to bring back Third Day and Mac Respons with...

[ausgirl]

HAS EVERYONE FORGOTTEN THAT THERE IS A FIRE IN HERE? Only to discover on closer eximination that the smoke emitting from his office was infact.........

[Drummer Dude Go]

a very large candle that was simply lit, nothing was actually on fire, but it did heat up the room very effectively, though!

"Phew! No fire, that's good!" said Mac. Then, the TD guys cleaned up and did a concert for all the Gomers! Suddenly....

[ausgirl]

The power went out and the whole of Wallmart was thrown into utter darkness. A soft snivelling sound could be heard coming from....

[Drummer Dude Go]

The power went out and the whole of Wallmart was thrown into utter darkness. A soft snivelling sound could be heard coming from....
The back of the store, and everyone turned around to see a huge wall of water coming throuogh the store, like a tsunami. It was 100 feet high, and flooded the whole town, and everyone in the Wal Mart died and lived happily ever after in heaven.

THE END!!!!

Ausgirl, it is now your turn to start a new story!