Is There A Golf Course In Heaven???

[Sharon]

A man who is an avid golfer finally gets a once-in-a-lifetime chance for an audience with the Pope. After standing in line for hours, he gets to the Pope and says, "Holiness, I have a question that only you can answer. You see, I love golf, and I feel a real need to know if there is a golf course in heaven. Can you tell me if there is?"

The Pope considers for a moment, and says, "I do not know the answer to your question, my son, but I will talk to God and get back to you."The next day the man is called for another audience with the Pope to receive the answer to his question. He stands before the Pope, who says, "My son, I have some good news and some bad news in relation to your question. The good news is that heaven has the most fabulous golf course that you could imagine and is in eternally perfect shape."

"And what's the bad news?" asks the man.


The pope answered, "You tee off tomorrow"

[HotWireD]

lol - I can guess the answer to this one (which you left off to keep us on tenterhooks I presume? :) )

[Greg]

That's pretty funny!

I know that there's football in Heaven!

I dont know where you lay your head
Or where you call your home
I dont know where you eat your meals
Or where you talk on the phone
I dont know if you got a cook
A butler or a maid
I dont know if you got a yard
With a hammock in the shade

I dont know if you got some shelter
Say a place to hide
I dont know if you live with friends
In whom you can confide
I dont know if you got a family
Say a mom or dad
I dont know if you feel love at all
But I bet you wish you had

Pre-chorus
Come and go with me
To my fathers house
Come and go with me
To my fathers house

Chorus
Its a big big house
With lots and lots a room
A big big table
With lots and lots of food
A big big yard
Where we can play football
A big big house
Its my fathers house

Ibidibidee bop bop bow whew! yeah!

All I know is a big ole house
With rooms for everyone
All I know is lots a land
Where we can play and run
All I know is you need love
And Ive got a family
All I know is your all alone
So why not come with me?

Repeat pre-chorus

Repeat chorus

Repeat pre-chorus

Repeat chorus

[NotMyOwn]

That's funny. :D

Of course the way I play, they may not let me on that course.:)

[Drummer Dude Go]

That's pretty funny!

I know that there's football in Heaven!

I dont know where you lay your head
Or where you call your home
I dont know where you eat your meals
Or where you talk on the phone
I dont know if you got a cook
A butler or a maid
I dont know if you got a yard
With a hammock in the shade

I dont know if you got some shelter
Say a place to hide
I dont know if you live with friends
In whom you can confide
I dont know if you got a family
Say a mom or dad
I dont know if you feel love at all
But I bet you wish you had

Pre-chorus
Come and go with me
To my fathers house
Come and go with me
To my fathers house

Chorus
Its a big big house
With lots and lots a room
A big big table
With lots and lots of food
A big big yard
Where we can play football
A big big house
Its my fathers house

Ibidibidee bop bop bow whew! yeah!

All I know is a big ole house
With rooms for everyone
All I know is lots a land
Where we can play and run
All I know is you need love
And Ive got a family
All I know is your all alone
So why not come with me?

I love that song by Audio Adrenaline! Awesome song I must say! However, as a racing junkie, I have to ask if there will be a big racetrack in the sky for all us racing fans to race on?:D The angels could be the Officials and flag waver.