ALL-NEW RANDOM STORY! Please, NO HIJACKING, and please STAY ON TOPIC!

[Drummer Dude Go]

This is the new random story since some idiots made the story hard to follow and also hijjacked the thread!
Once upon a time, the Third Day guys were boating on Lake Eufaula, in Eufaula, Alabama, relaxing, fishing, and having a good time before thier huge 100 city Offerings III Tour started in the fall. All of a sudden...

[1inamillion]

i pop out of no where and kidnap them and bash you on the head for calling me an idiot...

[Drummer Dude Go]

OK, whatever, back to the story...
All of a sudden, thier boat motor quits working, and they are stranded out in the middle of Lake Eufaula, which contains many aligators and lots of yummy bass fish!

[hoonah*]

I am going to go with my idea from the last random thread. [/stayingOT]

They started to worry about the alligators...but thankfully...Brad jumped in the front...fiddled around a bit...and fixed the boat. This surprised the other guys that he just knew how to fix it...but then it started to snow...so they had to hurry and get back to their Villa(though why they had a Villa in Alabama, I do not know...but then again...it was snowing in the summer, too)...

[Drummer Dude Go]

So, they make it to thier Villa at Lakepoint State Park (Also in Eufaula!), and they sit down on thier couch and watch the snow fall, and they hear a strange noise, so David, the fearles drummer, goes and checks the door. He opens it, and standing at the door is none other than...

[hoonah*]

Some freaky man with a contact lens in only one eye and a bright blue Armani suit on! No one could figure it out...except for Brad...who suddenly jumped up, locked the door and then went and fixed himself a glass of Fresca and started playing Need For Speed with Mark...who was totally anhillating him. Little did they know...the guy standing outside snapped his fingers...the lights flashed...and Mark and Brad were gone!

[Drummer Dude Go]

Mac and Tai, not knowing what to do, start playing NFS, to kill some time. Mac uses his secret racing skills to defeat Tai in 10 out of 10 races, and then, suddenly, Mac and Tai dissapear!:eek: David, who went to take a shower after he opened the door (he never saw who the man at the door was, so he has no idea what is going on!), and he notices that everyone is gone! He freaks out, thinking that they went on a boating adventure without him. Then he...

[hoonah*]

Heard some very loud wrecking noises from the TV...so he went and looked and saw Mac, Brad, Mark, and Tai in a huge pile up on...er...in NFS. Not knowing what to do...he sat down...drank the rest of Brad's Fresca(despite Brad's protests from in the game), took over control of a police car and gave eveyone speeding tickets.

[Col. Mustard]

tai protested that he couldn't of been speeding considering there was no speed limit signs because Mac was such a bad driver, he hit everyone of them, and 4 trees

[hoonah*]

But David gently reminded him that, even if Tai hit the signs, there was still a speed limit and that Mac had broken it. Then...suddenly, Obi Wan Kenobi wandered onto the scene, obviously very lost. "Er...has anyone seen a Sith Lord...you know...red and black face...horns...?" The guys looked at each other and shook their heads. Obi Wan shrugged. "Good. I am free of him and those two pathetic life forms. So...who would you be?"

[Drummer Dude Go]

Mac said: "Uh, well...we're from the planet Earth, if you've ever heard of it, and we are members of a Christian rock band called Third Day. I am Mac Powel, the leader of this band, and this is Tai Anderson, Brad Avery, Mark Lee, and we were playing this here video game and got stuck inside it! It has been quite an adventure, let me tell you! OH, and the guy in the police car right there, he is our other member, David Carr. He lay's down the funky groove, ya know!"

[hoonah*]

"Er...nice to meet you. I am Jedi Knight Obi Wan Kenobi from the planet Coruscant. Ever heard of it?" Tai spoke up. "Yeah! On a movie...but I have heard of it!" Obi Wan nodded in confusion. Brad tapped his foot in boredom. David tried to figure out how to "get in the game" and Mark and Mac randomly argued over who wrecked who first. Then...the strange man in the Bright Blue Armani suit rode up on a guitar shaped skateboard. Obi wan saw him and ran away in mortal dread. The man spoke in a rather annoying game show host voice. "Congratulations, Mr. Mac Powell! Your Prize is behind Door number 3!" Suddenly, from nowhere, a door appeared with the number 2 above it. "Ooops, wrong door. I said DOOR 3! Get that?! Door 3!" The number above the door switched to a three, and...

[LLcoolChance]

Brad jumped. He knew this might be their chance to get out of the game, alll they had to do was walk through the door(or so they thought). David was getting confused and frustrated when all of a sudden their was a big flash in the room and David blacked out. When he awoke he found himself inside.....

[Drummer Dude Go]

The same game! He was standing next to his band buddies, and then Door #3 opened, and what was inside?...6 new Corvette Z06's, so everyone in the band, could race against the man in the Armani suit! They each grabbed thier Corvettes and drove them to the start finish line, and they counted in unison over thier walkie talkies: "3, 2, 1, GO!" And off they went, with David in 1st, Mac in 2nd, Armani suited man in 3rd, Mark in 4th, Tai in 5th, and Brad in 6th. Then suddenly...

[Drummer Dude Go]

Suddenly, 20 Police Corvette ZO6's came and surrounded each of the band members while they were racing!:o How were the Third Day guys going to get out of this one?