Zee Randomians Strike again...

[hoonah*]

Muahahahahahahahahahaha!! !

I figured that it was time for a new random thread...since my old one died...

[Drummer Dude Go]

Muahahahahahahahahahaha!! !

I figured that it was time for a new random thread...since my old one died...
DIED!? How could the wonderfull Random Thread DIE? We Random Gomers must keep the Random Thread ALIVE!!!!:D

[ZippyApplePants]

Say something random then.


Like







Oh look! A chicken!

[Drummer Dude Go]

OH NO!!!! There's a big hairy spider! It's crawling up your pants!!:eek:

[ZippyApplePants]

Sorry, I couldn't hear you. I was too busy watching that snake crawling around your feet.

[hoonah*]

***BANG***

*rubs hands together excitedly* Ooooo...funfunfunfunFUN!! ! *grabs another detonator and throws it randomly*

***BANG***

Hehehehehe...*devious grin* *realizes that she is out of detonators* *hunts for another fun destructive item* *finds nothing*

Hey! Who's coming with me to the explosives store?!

[ZippyApplePants]

*shoots confetti cannon at hoonah*


You better hurry!

[hoonah*]

*runs back with a whole array of things that blow up*

Oooooooo...what does this one do? *pulls pin*

***FLASH***

Huh?

***BANG***

Oh. Oops...that was...a...flashbang...heh e...*temporarily blinds and deafens everyone in thread* *louder than necessary* DON'T WORRY! YOU WILL REGAIN YOUR SENSES IN A FEW MINUTES! *is heard by no one*

*turns to leave* *walks into thread doorway*

***SMACK***

*is unconcious*

[ZippyApplePants]

Ouch, that's gonna leave a mark.



But in case it doesn't, this will.



*SPLAT*

[hoonah*]

*is still unconcious*

[ZippyApplePants]

Ut oh.



*Throws bucket of cold water over hoonah*

[hoonah*]

*freezes and becomes a Hoonahcicle*

Good start to a random thread...considering this exact thing happened to Haylo(Hawkeye Childs) in the last one!

[ZippyApplePants]

Well if you're happy frozen I'm happy for you.




*Leaves the room*

[hoonah*]

*uses Telekinesis to turn thermostat down* *slowly begins to melt*

[ZippyApplePants]

*runs for cover*

[Jason]

*slaps everyone (except Tim [formerly known as 3D1]) with frozen trout*

*gets banned by Debbie as she prefers bass*

[ZippyApplePants]

*grabs fish and puts them back in freezer*

[hoonah*]

*recovers from Jason's legendary slap*

*encases Jason's pocket change in Lime Green Jell-O as a retaliation*

It is Ok, Jason...BTW. I prefer trout. It is slightly less painful than bass. *nods* ;)

[ZippyApplePants]

*picks up frozen bass*



HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA



*runs away*

[hoonah*]

*watches Zippy leave*

*plans retaliation on Zippy*

*does random stuff while planning*

*posts random smilies*

:eek: :confused: :D :rolleyes: :p

[ZippyApplePants]

Hahahaha

[Drummer Dude Go]

Says random things that make no sense whatsoever!

[hoonah*]

LISSENEN AR MASKA LALAITH TENNA LYE OMENTUVA!!!!

AND REALLY BAD EGGS!!!!

RICHARD OF YORK GAVE BATTLE IN VAIN!!!

STILLETOS!!!

Random enough?

[Drummer Dude Go]

tonystewartcrashedatlowes motorspeedwayandiamhappyc uzidontlikehim.
iamajimmiejohnsonfanandaj effgordonfantoo!
iamalsoacarfreak
isthisrandomenoughforyou?
ifnotthatistoobad!
-remmurd, spelled backwards:D

[ZippyApplePants]

*doesn't like stewart either*


*likes Jeff and Jimmie*



Why is Barney purple?

[Jason]

So, is the "One-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater" purple or does it just eat purple people?

[ZippyApplePants]

Yes.







































































































Anything else you'd like to know?

[hoonah*]

Bumpity do da....

[Aaron]

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8279/random3hr.gif

[hoonah*]

*mutters* Show off...:p

*steals flashy random thing*

[Aaron]

that's not showing off...that was only like 5 frames or something. Go ahead and steal it if you want.

[hoonah*]

Ok...fine...I label you not a show off.

THE PHAAAAAAAAAAAAANTOM OF THE OPERRRA IS THERE......INSIDE YOUR MIND!!!

Whew...sorry...Phantom Phan moment there...

[Aaron]

*tries to think of something random*

[hoonah*]

*gets bored and starts to head out the thread door to find the explosives store*

[Aaron]

*gets a big firework that looks like a dragon*

[hoonah*]

*edges away from Aaron...wondering if he has watched The Fellowship too many times*

[Aaron]

yes, but not as many as you have.

[hoonah*]

Of course not.

*randomly blows something up*

[Aaron]

*sets a tent on fire*

[LLcoolChance]

*calls the cops*

[Drummer Dude Go]

Sets off a nuclear bomb in the middle of nowhere!

[Drummer Dude Go]

BOOOOOM!

[ZippyApplePants]

*falls over, dead*

[Drummer Dude Go]

Revives Zippy with my Mysterious Portable Lifesaving Machine!

[Aaron]

*throws a grenade and runs away*

[dplineman]

*jumps out of an airplane and lands on a cloud*

hey can anyone get me down from here?

[Aaron]

*Picks dplineman up with helicopter and flies back home*

[Eowyn]

*Goes to the cow-sized chicken forest*

Anyone wanna join me?

[Drummer Dude Go]

*Joins Eyowin in the Cow Sized Chicken Forest to hunt Cow Sized Chickens for his dinner*

[hoonah*]

Erm...I will pass on that...not too big on cows or chickens...

*goes to the penguin desert of Estonia*

[Aaron]

*Joins Eowyn and Drummer Dude in the woods and gets attacked by a huge stinking chicken*

[hoonah*]

*snaps fingers and teleports self to forest to save Aaron*

[Drummer Dude Go]

*Snaps thumbs together and flys away in magical helicopter, far away from the Cow Sized Chicken Forest!*

[Eowyn]

*Goes to field riding Fluffy, the cow-sized chicken*
This is fun! :D

[Ringil]

*Looks around and wonders what is going on, then walks into the nearest tree*.

[Aaron]

*grabs a shotgun and kills the huge chicken attacking me and hoonah*

[Eowyn]

*grabs a shotgun and kills the huge chicken attacking me and hoonah*
Are you ever around rednecks? Cuz that is SO redneck! :D

[Drummer Dude Go]

Are you ever around rednecks? Cuz that is SO redneck! :D
I live in the South, and that is the truth where I live. I'm not really that redneck, but everyone living in the South is redneck to a certian extent, jsut b/c they live in the south, so I guess I am sorta redneck. After all, my favorite country song is Craig Morgan's "Redneck Yacht Club!":p :D

[Aaron]

I'm redneck because I'm part Pennsylvanian.

[hoonah*]

I would like for you to find something redneck about this Southern girl...:p

I do not even have a Southern accent, I don't think. And everyone tells me that I speak so properly.

[Ringil]

I'm more southern than all of you put together!

[hoonah*]

I am guessing that you mean Southern as in a different country? :p

If you were American southern...you would've said "Ya'll." (Couldn't resist!)

[Aaron]

I am guessing that you mean Southern as in a different country? :p

If you were American southern...you would've said "Ya'll." (Couldn't resist!)
He would've thrown in a couple ain'ts as well.

[jcpunkgurl]

i am from the South! (I'm a bama girl, but moved to TN last year...still in south, but not in 'Bama)
i ain't gonna miss a discussion on the south, but y'all don't know southern until you been there....ya can't get southern unless you were born there!;)