Gomers at sea

[Cornelius]

Ahoy! pirates!

Any pizza left?

[Drummer Dude Go]

Plenty left Capin, seeing how nobody has come on board since I have ordereed it!

[Cornelius]

Plenty left Capin, seeing how nobody has come on board since I have ordereed it!
Sweet! .........uh.......i mean, Aye!, hand me a piece then, me bucko!

[Drummer Dude Go]

Sweet! .........uh.......i mean, Aye!, hand me a piece then, me bucko!
OK! *Hand's Capin' the greasiest pice in the box!*:D

[dplineman]

I'l be happy to join the crew for free pizza and Gomer Juice

[dplineman]

Pass a slice please

[ZippyApplePants]

*passes a slice*

[dplineman]

Thank you
This pizza is quite tasty.

[ZippyApplePants]

You're welcome.

[dplineman]

Anyone want some beef Jerkey I'd be glad to share mine

[Eowyn]

Nah, I think I'll go walk the plank.

[dplineman]

Fine more beef jerkey for me

[Drummer Dude Go]

*Eats all the 1,000's of pounds of left over pizza, beef jerky, and Gomer Juice!*

[Cornelius]

Ahoy mateys!

Are we ready to make way again?

[ZippyApplePants]

I'm ready Captain!

[1inamillion]

*Eats all the 1,000's of pounds of left over pizza, beef jerky, and Gomer Juice!*
pig....

[Drummer Dude Go]

Well, you said I was a pig, so I guess now I will be forced to go around the ship saying "Oink Oink!":p :D

[ZippyApplePants]

lol!

[1inamillion]

*BuMp*

[godsgurl40]

has anyone seen Will Turner :eek: while yuns have been out to sea? :confused: If you have tell him to meet me at Port Gomer!;)

[ZippyApplePants]

I'd be happy to look for him, if I knew who he is. :eek:

[godsgurl40]

You don't know who Will Turner is? Pirates of the Caribbean....Orlando Bloom???? :eek: Only one of the hottest guys ever. :D Him, Mac, Keith Urban, and Ewan McGregor (in my book at least.) But yes do look for him...he'll be with Jack Sparrow more than likely.

[ZippyApplePants]

Oh, sorry, I don't watch movies that much. If I see him I'll tell him to head over to Port Gomer.

[godsgurl40]

thank you....


Hey guys...may I join the H.M.S. gomer? It seems like fun.

[1inamillion]

thank you....


Hey guys...may I join the H.M.S. gomer? It seems like fun.
sure

[terri.demumbrum]

I've got my Dramamine and eye-patch...come sail away...come sail away...
(that was weak! ha ha) :(

[Cornelius]

Him, Mac, Keith Urban, and Ewan McGregor
Oh please, Keith Urban? He looks like a beach bum to me

[TheGirlFromOz]

Don't let me friend 'ear ya say that. She'll have yer guts fer garters!

*latches onto Cap'n Jack Sparrow's leg*

[ZippyApplePants]

Are we being taken over? :confused:

[Cornelius]

Are we being taken over? :confused:
I hope not, matey

[godsgurl40]

Alright, I am back guys...I have been on the real coast lookin' for enemy pirates! I just got back from the beach. (and no cornelius Keith Urban's not a bum...maybe I can convert you over to my side...his guitar playin should be able to make up for his looks that some people don't like. I like all of him.) Where are we sailin' to now?

[micahsky]

Yeah, where?
& um...What's my rank?

[Cornelius]

& um...What's my rank?
Uhh, part of the crew perhaps?

[micahsky]

um...ok! :cool:

[Cornelius]

Ahoy, mateys!
Is everyone ready to go on another mischiefious mission?

There be ships to raid! :D :cool:

[ZippyApplePants]

Aye Captain! I'm ready to raid! When do we set off?

[Cornelius]

Aye Captain! I'm ready to raid! When do we set off?
Dawn, of course :D

[Drummer Dude Go]

*Screams,"AAAAARRRRR! We will conquer you heathens!," then charges on board enemy ship with sword drawn to begin raid!*

[Cornelius]

*Screams,"AAAAARRRRR! We will conquer you heathens!," then charges on board enemy ship with sword drawn to begin raid!*
Aye! Avast! :D

[Drummer Dude Go]

*Forces the Captian of the heathen pirates to surrendur his ship, and then tells them about how Jesus can make thier lives worth living, and he and his crew immediately surrender thier lives to God. Then all 20 of them agree to go and pillage no more, but instead of fighting other ships, they will spread the Gospel to them.*

[Cornelius]

*Forces the Captian of the heathen pirates to surrendur his ship, and then tells them about how Jesus can make thier lives worth living, and he and his crew immediately surrender thier lives to God. Then all 20 of them agree to go and pillage no more, but instead of fighting other ships, they will spread the Gospel to them.*
So we're pirates and evangilists?

[ZippyApplePants]

Those two things don't seem to go together very well do they?

[Cornelius]

Those two things don't seem to go together very well do they?
No, not really

[Drummer Dude Go]

Well then, if we dont want to do that, then I say lets kill them all! ARRRRRR!!!!
*Swings wildly at enemy with sword, killing all of them. Then leads our crew on board our newly captured ship, which is stocked with lots of good food!*

[ZippyApplePants]

:eek: Whoa! That's too far in the other direction I'm thinking. Can't we just let them go, or have them help run our ship since a lot of the original crew seems to have gone AWOL? What do you think Captain?

[Drummer Dude Go]

I have pulled our beloved HMS Gomer out of the murky depths of the sea, mateys! Let's get her cleaned up and repair that 100 foot diameter hole that the enemy's cannon blew into her side!!!! ARRRRRGH!!!!

[rossid]

Hi! :p

[Cornelius]

Ahoy, mateys! Your (beloved) captain has returned! Let's see if we can get this old tub seaworthy again.

*grabs mop*

[Drummer Dude Go]

Hi! :p
Hi! How are you doing? Help me clean all the mud and barnacles of our ship, matey! Captian Cornelius will be here shortly. *Starts cleaning ship*

[Vicky_23]

ay there :)
do you need another matey

[Cornelius]

I really don't like barnacles

*shakes off a barnacle*

[Drummer Dude Go]

ay there :)
do you need another matey
Actually, we do, since all our original crew (about 7 or 8 people) got scared and jumped overboard during our last sea battle, and our ship sunk. Welcome aboard the HMS Gomer! You can help us clean up the ship by sweeping and mopping the deck!

[Cornelius]

Aye, we always need more scallywags to man the rigging :D

[Vicky_23]

excellent :) *sweeping*

[Cornelius]

*looks around*

Where's my gomer juice?

[Drummer Dude Go]

*looks around*

Where's my gomer juice?
Right here Captian! *Hands Captain Cornelius, and our two new mateys thier Gallon sized Gomer Juice Jugs for , and fills up everyone's Jug with fresh Gomer Juice.*

[Vicky_23]

gomer juice?

[Cornelius]

Aye, Gomer Juice!

[Vicky_23]

erm.. righto :)
who is our captain?

[Cornelius]

I am, of course, Captain Cornelius Esq.
Has a rather nice ring to it don't you think?

[Vicky_23]

yes very :)

[Cornelius]

And this is my ship, The "H.M.S. Gomer" tis a three masted ship with 108 guns and orange sails. And we always have a good supply of Gomer juice (aka "Grog") and salt pork on board.

I do love salt pork :)

[Vicky_23]

no thanks, i'll just stick to the Grog ahahaha

[Drummer Dude Go]

I am, of course, Captain Cornelius Esq.
Has a rather nice ring to it don't you think?
Aye Capin'! *Pours himself some more Gomer Juice and gets back to work removing caked on mud and barnacles off of the once-beautifull HMS Gomer*

[ZippyApplePants]

Actually, we do, since all our original crew (about 7 or 8 people) got scared and jumped overboard during our last sea battle, and our ship sunk. Welcome aboard the HMS Gomer! You can help us clean up the ship by sweeping and mopping the deck!


Excuse me! I did not "get scared and jump off!" I was waiting for you two to get back here and help me clean up! Sheesh! :mad: Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find the plank so I can take it for a walk.

[Teresa79]

Ahoy, mateys! You need more crew members?



*swabs the deck while singing the Christopher Cross song in the style of *NSYNC:
Sailing takes me away
To where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and a wind to carry me
Soon I will be free *

[Johnny 59]

And this is my ship, The "H.M.S. Gomer" tis a three masted ship with 108 guns and orange sails. And we always have a good supply of Gomer juice (aka "Grog") and salt pork on board.

I do love salt pork :)

Thinkin' bout joinin' up Cap'n.

But stead o salt pork do ya think ye could come up wit some SPAM?

[Drummer Dude Go]

Thinkin' bout joinin' up Cap'n.

But stead o salt pork do ya think ye could come up wit some SPAM?
*Serves our new mate Johnny a large dish of SPAM, marinated in great-tasting Gomer Juice*

[Johnny 59]

*hmmmmm, now that's good eats*

[Cornelius]

Spam!?

Nobody told me there was Spam!

[faithingod]

there room enough for one more?
im worth the space and time for my work and guts!

[3D NC fan]

Spam!?

Nobody told me there was Spam!

It was that second mate, capt'n. Crew member reporting for duty, sir!

[The MAc]

Ahoy there.
A lowly crewsman I be from the vast briney sea.
Seeking in vain for ship worthy of my name.
Now as I find myself fit I shall ask for my bit.
Shall I sail under you capt. to the to orange, white, and blue?
Faithfull and true I shall ever sail to you.
A lowly cresman I be from the vast briney sea.
What say you capt.?

[3D NC fan]

I'm listening to Sail Away by Charlie Daniels Band to prepare for the voyage, Captain! Next up is Son of a Sailor by Jimmy Buffett and then Sailing by Christopher Cross.

[Johnny 59]

Don't forget Styx - Come Sail Away

[faithingod]

room for this lassie? shes worth every bit in guts and hard work! what say you?

[3D NC fan]

Don't forget Styx - Come Sail Away

Ah yes, good one fellow crew member!

[Eowyn]

Ahoy!! I thought this thread died LONG ago.... Hmm, I guess I was wrong.

[ZippyApplePants]

Looks like someone found that life preserver just in time!

[3D NC fan]

Some threads have a life of their own. :eek:

[faithingod]

arrrrgh! you up to lettin me on or not? if not ill be on me merry way!;) :rolleyes:

[Johnny 59]

*throws a life line to Faith Child before she floats away*

[faithingod]

grabs and pulls her self on board! thank you how can i repay you? *bows mockingly at the waist*

[Eowyn]

LAND HO!!!! See it??

[faithingod]

yes! i see it! soo what are the orders captian?

[Johnny 59]

Arrr, where be thee Capn'?

[Eowyn]

I's not know..... I's not the captain....

[1inamillion]

Oh oh oh ME me me i want to be captain

[3D NC fan]

We had a captain, but I think he abandoned the ship. :D

[Johnny 59]

We be a ship without a capn'? Arrrg! Tis a fine mess we be in!

[The MAc]

Me thinks the first and second mates abandoned ship too. Arrgh, what's a mate to do?

[1inamillion]

la di da

[3D NC fan]

We'd best figure out how to bring this ship to shore.

[Johnny 59]

Without a Capn' or 1st, 2nd, or 3rd mates? Who'll be keeping the crew from abandoning ship!?! We might as well be scuttling her right here! Argh.

[1inamillion]

*hears veggies tales "we are the pirates who don't do anything" playing in the background*

[MP Gomer]

"got a mackeral? nope, go fish. Lungfish? Nope."

[Johnny 59]

We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
We just stay home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything

Well, I've never been Greenland and I've never been to Denver
And I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul
And I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

'Cause we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
We just stay home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything

And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck
And I never veer to starboard 'cause I never sail at all
And I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

'Cause we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
We just stay home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything

Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
And I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

'Cause we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
We just stay home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything

And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug
And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball
And I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings
And we've never been to Boston in the fall

'Cause we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
We just stay home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything

Avast ye maties. Shiver me timbers.