Vending Machine

[hoonah*]

Another game that we play at Artemis Fowl.

Lemme go steal the instructions from there.

Okay, what you do is insert a coin, and the person who posts next will decide what that person gets out of the machine, then they insert a coin. Example:

Me: *inserts coin*

Random boardie: Hoonah gets a fake daffodil.

And so on and so forth. There are no limits to what may come out of the vending machine.

So....

*inserts coin*

[HotWireD]

A pair of Ray Ban shades and a false nose.

Inserts coin...

[super]

you get a meatball soda:D

inserts coin

[Jumpychocofreak]

You get a stuffed animal

*inserts coin*

[super]

yay stuffed animal!

you get a hampster:D

*Inserts coin*

[Jake]

Yoko Ono CD


*Inserts coin

[1inamillion]

you get a flying monkey

*inserts coin*

[ails]

you get a vanilla coke (awww love them!!!) and a boomerang!!!

*inserts coin*

[ayfan]

you get your very own pet rabbit with pink and orange hair:eek:

*inserts coin*

[hoonah*]

Gets a wireless adapter for some random electronic.

*inserts coin*

[The Unknown Gomer]

You get NOTHING, the coin got stuck this time! :mad:

*kicks side of machine, coin drops back out of the coin return, re-inserts coin*

[Jumpychocofreak]

You get a piece of coal for stealing coins.
*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

you get a fungi

*inserts coin(s)*

[Jason]

You get a carab (non-chocolate) candy bar.

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

you get a new name tag that reads "NOSAJ"


*inserts coin*

[The Unknown Gomer]

You get a piece of coal for stealing coins.
*inserts coin*:confused: Steal? Me? Never. Just taking back what was rightfully mine... well, rightfully hoonah's. And I put it right back in afterwards! ;)

After some additional "percussive maintenance" :p on the machine, you get a package of Dr. Pepper flavored PopRocks.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a John Tesh CD.

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

You get a science CD

*indsert coin*

[Jumpychocofreak]

You get a speck of dirt. Have fun with it!

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

you get your fave drink...in a bottle..but the bottle is empty

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get bubbles.

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

(hehe thats funny)
you get a hug

*inserts coin*

[Cornelius]

You get a cup of tea ;)

*inserts coin*

[Aaron]

you get an educational book on watching grass grow.

*inserts coin*

[Jumpychocofreak]

You get a squirmy snake.

*inserts coin*

[Cornelius]

You get a salad with a light, vinaigrette dressing

*inserts coin*

[HotWireD]

You get a cup of dirt and a packet of grass seeds (to go with the educational book on watching grassgrow that Cornelius got - suggested by Aaron) lol.

Inserts coin...

[Aaron]

you get free high speed internet for a year. (lucky)

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

You get a cup of tea ;)

*inserts coin*
(NOT FUNNY!! lol)
Aaron you get a good book called "Ghost writer"

*inserts coin*

[hoonah*]

You get a book called "How to save the world from evil megalomaniacs in 24 hours or less without the aid of James Bond: A step by step guide."

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

you get the book back


*inserts coin*

[Aaron]

you get it again

*inserts coin*

[The Oddball]

you get a coupon for a free oil change when you get your tires rotated at you local mechanic

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get cooler temperatures.

*inserts coin*

[The Oddball]

You get married!

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get married!



WOOT! :D

[Cornelius]

You get a year's subscription to "Pinball Weekly"

*inserts coin*

[Jumpychocofreak]

You get a big sloppy dog kiss.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get calm.

*inserts coin*

[lizzie_1119]

You get doggy dodo.:eek: :eek: :p

*Inserts coin*

[Jumpychocofreak]

You get calm.

*inserts coin*

Being calm is no fun though.

You get crazier then me.

*inserts coin*

[hoonah*]

Gets random smileys---:confused: :( :p ;)

*inserts coin*

[Aaron]

you get a bill for $20

*inserts coin*

[hoonah*]

You get nothing. The vending machine is empty.

*calls refill people*

*inserts coin*

[Aaron]

You get 50 math problems (sorry, I love giving depressing gifts from the vending machine)

*inserts coin* dang, I'm running out of coins.

[hoonah*]

You get a refill of coins(depressing gifts are way too fun. Expect one from me soon)

*inserts coin*

[Aaron]

You get a Bible. (see,that was a good gift.)

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a Patsy Cline CD.

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

you get 100 pennys

[1inamillion]

you get 100 pennys
guess i might wanna insert my coin now
:rolleyes:
*inserts coin*

[hoonah*]

You get an incurable disease

I know...I am mean. I take it back...you get some flip flops instead.

*insert coin*

[1inamillion]

you get a penny

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get your post count changed to 143.

*inserts wooden nickel*

[1inamillion]

You get your post count changed to 143.

*inserts wooden nickel*
( can you do that?!?!?!?!)

You get a new nickel

*inserts coin*

[Cornelius]

You get a scone to go with your tea :p

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a British accent to go with your tea.

*inserts coin*

[Cornelius]

Thanks so much, old bean :)
You get one of those little cucumber sandwiches

*inserts coin*

[Jumpychocofreak]

You get a moldy meatloaf.

*inserts coin*

[Cornelius]

Well, you get a melted chocolate bar

*inserts coin*

[Jumpychocofreak]

*drinks the chocolate bar* Yummy yummy I like em best when they are melted.

You get a teletubby.

*inserts coin*

[Cornelius]

You get Barney the dinosaur

*inserts coin*

[Jumpychocofreak]

Well you get deodarant. Stinky stinky :D

*inserts coin*

[Aaron]

you get put in jail for walking too fast

*inserts coin*

[Jumpychocofreak]

You get a mudball in your face.

*inserts Coin*

[Jason]

You get to see Jason log out.

*inserts Coin*

[Aaron]

*wipes mudball off face* hey Heather, I bought you a motorcycle so why are you being mean to me?

Jason, you get to see me log out.

*inserts coin*

[Jumpychocofreak]

You get peeps and chocolate. (just because you bought me a motorcycle)

*inserts Coin*

[1inamillion]

you get a licked fry (yum lol)



*inserts coin*

[Aaron]

you get a free smiley: :D

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

you get another coin

*steals coin from aaron so she can use it*
*inserts coin*

[hoonah*]

You get this annoying "Downloading Pirated DVD's is stealing" thing on the Aeon Flux DVD.

*inserts coin*

[Aaron]

you get an empty Mountain Dew can.

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

you get a coin that is bout to be stolen

*Steals coin and uses that*

[Jason]

You get sick of country music.

*inserts coin*

edit: That was for Aaron, but Bubbles beat me to it.

[hoonah*]

You get a walled city inhabited by the last survivors of an industrial disease.
*watching Aeon Flux*

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

You get sick of country music.

*inserts coin*
i don't like country anyways lol

you get a smile

*inserts her last coin*

[hoonah*]

You get an orange daisy!

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

i don't like country anyways

I know. See my edit above.

[1inamillion]

I know. See my edit above.
oh ok i see



You get an orange daisy!

*inserts coin*
you get me!


*goes thru pokets trying to find money and finds a cheese doodle and trys to insert that*

[hoonah*]

My vending machine accepts cheese doodles.

You get glitter green eyeshadow.

*inserts coin*

[The Oddball]

you get a box of weasels

*inserts coin*

[hoonah*]

You get a green contact lens.

*inserts coin*

[Aaron]

you get a red contact lens.

*inserts coin*

[hoonah*]

You get them back

*inserts coin*

[Aaron]

you get to see me leave.


*inserts coin*

[shygirl]

you get an autographed picture of Hilary :p

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

you get an autographed picture of Hilary :p

*inserts coin*

Hilary Duff or Hillary Clinton?

[shygirl]

Whichever one was being shipped off to France.

[Aaron]

I meant ship Hillary Clinton off to France, but we can ship Hilary Duff off too.:p

[Jason]

You get a lifetime supply of Alpo.

*inserts coin*

[hoonah*]

I meant ship Hillary Clinton off to France, but we can ship Hilary Duff off too.:p

I vote Hilary Duff!!! I do not get into politics...but music is a different story.

Jason, you get a single pretzel.

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

*is out of coins*

[shygirl]

loans bubbles a coin

hey look at that...you get a handful of coins!

*inserts coin*

[Aaron]

you get the Alan Jackson cd Under the Influence...no, I'm jk. you get more change.

*inserts coin*

[shygirl]

Okay now that was FUNNY!!!!

You get a bear hug and a smile!

*inserts coins*

[1inamillion]

loans bubbles a coin

hey look at that...you get a handful of coins!

*inserts coin*
thanks!!

you get a review of the song "cut" by plumb (i love plumb!!)


*inserts coin*

[dpandtammy]

Hey!!!! I got nothing!!!
I keep putting coins in my computer, and i get NOTHING!!!
I am not playing anymore!!!!

**stomps off with her lip poked out**

[1inamillion]

Hey!!!! I got nothing!!!
I keep putting coins in my computer, and i get NOTHING!!!
I am not playing anymore!!!!

**stomps off with her lip poked out**
hey come back!!! *hands you a snake*


*inserts coin*

[shygirl]

That was a good one!

You get a visit from the "thread cop"
(I just read that on another thread, couldn't resist)

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a ticket from the thread cop ... me.

*inserts coin*

[shygirl]

you get your fine and a frown :(

[shygirl]

sorry I was so upset about my ticket I forgot to insert another coin :o

*inserts coin*

[dpandtammy]

You get a mood ring!

**inserts coin**

(Thanks for the snake, bubs)

[shygirl]

My hubby will thank you for that

You get gelato!!!

*inserts coin*

[Aaron]

you get a package of Fender guitar strings

*inserts coin*

[Jumpychocofreak]

You get a useless piece of junk!

*inserts coin*

[Cornelius]

You get one cracker

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

You get a great big wide smile to with you whole new barney wardrobe:D



*inserts coin*

[Jumpychocofreak]

You get a beautiful pink and orange dragon!

*inserts coin*

[Cornelius]

You get a month's supply of free gas

*inserts coin*

[TheBus36(Retired)]

A Brand New Calloway Big Bertha (Warbird) Driver

**inserts coin**

[1inamillion]

you get a BIG slap


*slap!*



*inserts coin*

[shygirl]

You get a spongebob squarepants pillow.

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

YAY!!!


you get a ZoeGirl CD


**inserts coin**

[TheBus36(Retired)]

You get a great big bag of cat PUKEon your bed.


**Nicely inserts coin**

[silly4HIM]

You get the high honor of cleaning up the cat puke off of Bubbles bed!

*inserts coins*

[TheBus36(Retired)]

Oh lookie here..................... .................an umbrella for the weekend!!!!:eek:


**nicely inserts another coin**

[Cornelius]

A Brand New Calloway Big Bertha (Warbird) Driver

**inserts coin**
Sweet!

You get a motorized golf cart (Not sure how that would fit in a vending machine...)

*inserts coin*

[Jumpychocofreak]

You get 1 wish, but you can't wish for money or extra wishes.

*inserts coin*

[Cornelius]

You get a Mr. Potato Head

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

you get a cup of tea



*inserts coin*

[The Unknown Gomer]

You get a five foot long gum wrapper chain made from Juicy-Fruit wrappers.
(anyone else ever make those, or did I just carbon-date myself? :p )

*inserts coin*

[Cornelius]

you get a cup of tea
Thanks! :D

You get the new Andrea Bocelli CD

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

you get a hug


*inserts coin*

[Jumpychocofreak]

You get....Nothing.

Gee...the machine must be jammed. Sorry bout that.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get water.

*inserts coin*

[Cornelius]

You get bowling ball

*inserts coin*

[Jumpychocofreak]

You get an angry cat.

Um...you might want to watch out....

*inserts coin*

[Cornelius]

Arrgghhh! *runs away from cat*
You get a demon chipmunk

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get fried tomatoes.

*inserts coin*

[Jumpychocofreak]

You get your quarter back, and my demon chipmunk to go along with it!

*inserts coin and prays*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get a slip of paper that says: "You have just won a car! Please look around the other side of the building to claim your automobile!" Excited, you race around to the other side, only to discover a heavily beat up Yugo sitting there, with a big sign saying this is your free car!

*Inserts $100 Bill*

[Jason]

You get change for your $100.

*inserts coin*

[Cornelius]

:confused: I think you lost me at "50 pencils"

[1inamillion]

a get a blanket


*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

Gets a race horse.

*Inserts 1 million dollars* (Just because I can!:D ), and hopes he gets something really good!:cool:

[1inamillion]

you get it back plus a dollar but it gets stolen from you and given to me


*inserts penny*

[Cornelius]

You get a blank CD

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

you get a gallbladder


*inserts penny*

[Cornelius]

You get a stuffed monkey

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

YAY MONKEY!!!


you get a hug *hugs*


*inserts dime*

[Cornelius]

You get a bottle of my anti-hugging liquid

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

you get some barf


*inserts nickel*

[Cornelius]

You get a piece of paper

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

you get a kick in the shin *kick*

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get 1000 sheets of rulled notebook paper, and 50 sharpened pencils to write on the paper with! You also get a note that says you must write something on each sheet of paper, you cant throw the papers away, or you will have very bad luck! It also says that it will not accept any coins or money untill you do this! You may write anything you want, but be creative and funny! (The next person will say what they wrote on the papers, then say *Insert Coin*):cool:

[Drummer Dude Go]

The clock is messed up again-on the main Amusement Park forum, it says Cornelius was the last person to post here, but I am the top post, so I was really the last to post here.

[Cornelius]

It's kind of been on the fritz all day :confused:

[1inamillion]

*inserts coin for the heck of it*

[Drummer Dude Go]

Well, I'll just say that I got a coke out of the vending machine, and I got all my money back!
*Inserts 1 Penny*

[Cornelius]

You get a tube of mini M&M's

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get 2 Reces Peanut Butter Cups!
*Inserts Coin*

[1inamillion]

you gotz to insert a coin!

[Drummer Dude Go]

you gotz to insert a coin!
I just realized that (Silly me!:p ), and I went and corrected it on that post! I guess nothing is free theese days!:(

[Cornelius]

You get a Hershey Bar

*inserts coin*

Darn ssr :mad:

[Drummer Dude Go]

Darn ssr :mad:
What does that mean or refer too?

You get an orange that says it was grown and picked at Gomer Orange Farm, Atlanta, Georgia!

*Inserts Coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

Everyone, please vote and post your opinions in both "The Best Muscle Car" Poll, and the "Worlds Best Luxury Sedan" poll! Your votes and opinions count!!

[lizzie_1119]

What does that mean or refer too?

You get an orange that says it was grown and picked at Gomer Orange Farm, Atlanta, Georgia!

*Inserts Coin*

SSR is the sixdy second rule. That's when it wont let you post.
You get a computer!!!!! YAY!!!!

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

SSR is the sixdy second rule. That's when it wont let you post.
You get a computer!!!!! YAY!!!!

*inserts coin*
I hate that stupid 60 Second rule! What is its purpose anyway? I wonder if anybody (such as a computer teche, or a moderator) can give us any explination on why it exists.:confused: Is it there to keep too many people from posting at the exact same time, so the servers dont get jammed, or what?

You get every CD and DVD that Third Day has ever come out with!
*Inserts $100 Bill*

[lizzie_1119]

I hate that stupid 60 Second rule! What is its purpose anyway? I wonder if anybody (such as a computer teche, or a moderator) can give us any explination on why it exists.:confused: Is it there to keep too many people from posting at the exact same time, so the servers dont get jammed, or what?

You get every CD and DVD that Third Day has ever come out with!
*Inserts $100 Bill*
It's so the boards don't get over run with posts. I've asked them about this before.

You get a golden ring.

*inserst a coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get a fake golden ring that is 5% real gold, and 95% steel. Its shiny, AND indestructible!!:D

*Inserts Coin*

[Cornelius]

You get a Nebraska state quarter

*inserts coin*

[lizzie_1119]

You get a pile of kitty doody.:p

*inserts a coin*

[Cornelius]

Why does everyone keep giving me that!?

You get a rock

*inserts coin*

[lizzie_1119]

You get a smily face!!!:) :) :)

*Inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

Guys, dont be nasty with what comes out of this Magical Vending Machine, keep it clean and Christ like!

You get a cooler of Gatorade dumped all over you, by the mechanical arms of the Magical Vending Machine!

*Inserts Coin*

[Cornelius]

You get eek faces :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

*inserts coin*

[lizzie_1119]

You get 1 dollar!!!!!

*Inserts coin*

[Cornelius]

You get 97 cents!

*inserts coin*

[lizzie_1119]

You get 97 cents!

*inserts coin*

You get a fine for 200 dollars.

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get nothing at all!:confused:

*Inserts Coin*

You still get nothing at all!:confused: :( Someone come and fix the Magical Vending Machine, for it is now malfunctioning!:(

[lizzie_1119]

You get nothing at all!:confused:

*Inserts Coin*

You still get nothing at all!:confused: :( Someone come and fix the Magical Vending Machine, for it is now malfunctioning!:(
*inserts coin*

You get a little bunny.

It's seem to be working fine now.:D

[Cornelius]

You get an airplane (it seems to be working fine now :) )

*inserts coin*

[lizzie_1119]

You get a chocolate bar!!!!!

*inserts coin*

[Jumpychocofreak]

You get a star....um...it might burn your hand so don't touch it too much.

*inserts coin*

[Cornelius]

You get a bicycle

*inserts coin*

[lizzie_1119]

You get a peice of paper.

*inserts coin*

[Jumpychocofreak]

You get an ultra cool, ultra pretty, tin can.

*Inserts coin*

[bdfwinn]

YOU GET RAIDED BY GOMER PIRATES!!!!

*takes all the coins*

Bill

[Cornelius]

You get Cutlass (Pirates!! that's your signal!!)

*inserts coin*

[Jumpychocofreak]

You get a blade of grass. You know the sweet kind thats not so bad to eat. Enjoy it!

*inserts coin*

[Cornelius]

YOU GET RAIDED BY GOMER PIRATES!!!!
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Bill
Arrrr!!! That you do, I'm the captain, so give us your vending machine for our ship!!

[bdfwinn]

This vending machine is heavy. *rubs back* Help me load it onto the row boat fellow Gomer Pirates!

Avast ye hearties!
Bill

[Drummer Dude Go]

We will allow you to continue to use the Magical Vending Machine, but only if you agree to become part of the crew on the HSS Gomer Pirate Ship!! ARRRR!!

[Cornelius]

You have two choices:
1: Join our band of Gomer pirates
2: Don't join our band, and we'll steal the vending machine


Choose now (or else)

[Cornelius]

We will allow you to continue to use the Magical Vending Machine, but only if you agree to become part of the crew on the HSS Gomer Pirate Ship!! ARRRR!!
That's H.M.S. Drummer, H.M.S

Arrrr! what he said!!

[bdfwinn]

Me thinks we skurd 'em all away!

Aarg!
Bill

[Cornelius]

Aye, I think we did, what fearsome pirates we are Arrr!

[bdfwinn]

Just keeps us from having to re-sharpen our swords.

HeHe
Bill

[Jumpychocofreak]

I'll join your pirate band, but I'm still using the vending machine. And all of you just got a piece of candy!

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

Just keeps us from having to re-sharpen our swords.

HeHe
Bill
"Aye! Back to the HMS Gomer with the enemy's Magical Vending Machine!"

[bdfwinn]

Welcome aboard the HSS Gomer.
Bill

Bed time goodnight. I've really enjoyed this.
Bill

[Jumpychocofreak]

Nopers, I don't allow the vending machine to be stolen. But you did get a car just now....Only it fell on your head. So you can't steal the vending machine.

*inserts coin*

[Cornelius]

Well done pirates, we successfully raided the thread! :D

[Drummer Dude Go]

Nopers, I don't allow the vending machine to be stolen. But you did get a car just now....Only it fell on your head. So you can't steal the vending machine.

*inserts coin*
We already have stolen it! And now that it is in our posession, the only thing you can get out of it is Gomer Juice!! But it is free, you just have to do the work we tell you to do, and you can have all the Gomer Juice you want for free!!

[Cornelius]

Aye, for free!

[Drummer Dude Go]

I am going back to the HMS Gomer! No use coming back to this vending machine-less wasteland! ARRR!

[Cornelius]

Aye, me too,
TO THE SHIP!!

[Drummer Dude Go]

I am going to bed now! It has been fun playing on the HMS Gomer, but I have to retire to my cabin now! Getting over 100 posts in 6 or 7 hours is very hard and tiring work, but I like chatting with all my fellow Gomers!:cool:

[Cornelius]

See ya later matey! :D

[Jumpychocofreak]

Psst... I bought a brand new vending machine. Since the pirates have one this one won't be stolen as easily. So They all got coal in their stocking.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a parrot.

*inserts coin*

[Jumpychocofreak]

You get a flying spatula. Watch out it's aiming towards your head, you might want to duck!

*inserts coin*

[HotWireD]

You get a pair of protective eyewear - just in time to save you from the spatula...

Inserts coin..

[The Oddball]

You get James Brown to sing "I Feel Good" for you!

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

Toby Mac pops out of your Magical Vending Machine, and starts rapping his rap songs!
*Inserts nothing!* I am a pirate on the HMS Gomer, and we have stolen your old vending machine, which is why JumpyChocoFreak had to get yall a new one! We fill our vending machine with Gomer Juice, and we need more crew members! Cornelius is first mate, Pastor Bill is second mate, and I am third mate! On behalf of all the mates of the HMS Gomer, While we are at sea, we raid other band's ships, and while we are on land, we go to Third Day concerts! I respectfully invite you all to come have fun and join our band of Godly, Third Day loving Pirates, on the HMS Gomer! Just post in the "Gomers At Sea" thread, and ask what you can do on our ship! Hope to see you on board!

[Drummer Dude Go]

I am here waiting for Etowin, Greg, and anybody else that cares to insert some coins and see what we get!:cool:

[Eowyn]

Inserts coin...

[Drummer Dude Go]

A message pops out that says: "Read Drummer's latest post in the thread with the ongoing story about the seaguls attacking the red and green brothers! (I forgot what the thread is called!:D )" As an added bonus, you get a Coke!

*Inserts Coin*

[Eowyn]

*Gives Coke to Drummer Dude Go* I can't drink Coke. I'm allergic to it or something...

Gets a new pirate ship!
*Inserts coin...*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get a ticket that invites you to join me, Cornelius, Pastor Bill, and other board members, on the new Gomer pirate ship: the HMS Gomer! We raid other band's ships at sea, and on land, we go to Third Day concerts! We have fun on and off the ship! On board the ship, we have our own vending machine! (Which we pirates stole from this thread last night, but JumpyChocoFreak bought yall a new one!) Ours contains cans of Gomer Juice, which is an orange drink, filled with vitamins and minerals for getting krunk at all thoose Third Day concerts!:D

*Inserts $1,000,000, and hopes he gets something really good!*

[Eowyn]

I'm in! Get's $2,000,000!

Insert coin...

[Drummer Dude Go]

Gets paper that says "Meet Third Mate Drummer on board the HMS Gomer, which you can board in this forum, in the Gomers At Sea thread!"

*Inserts No Coin, goes to the Gomers At Sea thread*:cool:

[Jumpychocofreak]

You get a ticket for spamming! :D

*inserts Coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get a $1,000,000 fine for falsely accusing me of spamming! And you also get a Dr. Pepper, just becasue Jesus loves you!

*Inserts Coin*

[Jumpychocofreak]

Well you get a melted chocolate bar in your face. And you have to change a poopy diaper. lol :D

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

That is not very Christlike, now is it? I think you have had wayyy too much chocolate, you chocolate freak!! All that brown stuff is making you go crazy, and talk about other brown stuff! Also, please add something cool to the New Random Story that me and Etowyn started tonight! The old one has come to a very happy ending, so we have started a new one for evereyones reading and writing pleasure!

*does NOT insert a coin, waits for a nicer prize from the Magical Vending Machine!*

[Jumpychocofreak]

You get the best thing in the world. Whatever that is to you. :)

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

Are you going to add something to our New Random Story, or not? BTW, I will get a free tanker truck full of Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream, because it is my most favorite in the world!

*Inserts Coin, and goes to bed*

[1inamillion]

you get a pillow

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get a big chest of ice dumped all over you whenever you are supposed to wake up in the morning, because I stole your alarm clock!:D

*Inserts $1,000,000*

[1inamillion]

*BRRR*
You get a whack in the head with a pillow *whack*


*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

I get 100 pillows, and me and my 99 bodyguards whack you endlessly on your head, untill your head falls off!! Whatcha gonna do now, Headless?:D

*Inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

you get a head



*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

you get a head *inserts coin*
HA! HA! HA!:D Well, since I dont need a head, and I am a nice dude:cool: , I will give you the head, since you need a new one anyway!:D

[Jumpychocofreak]

You get an F....tsk tsk, should've turned in your homework on time. :)


*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

Gets Mountain Dew!

Inserts coin...

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get an F....tsk tsk, should've turned in your homework on time. :)
*inserts coin*
We all know what the infamous F word is, but what exactly does tsk mean?:confused:
*Inserts coin, hoping to get a good explination of the above!*

[Jumpychocofreak]

You get what you wanted an explanation by the daycare worker Heather:
Tsk means naughty naughty, you commited a no no for not turning in your homework. lol Sorry I work around 2 and younger kids. Did I mention I work with teeny tiny kids?

*inserts coin and wishes for a pony*

[Eowyn]

Gets pony!

Inserts coin...

[truster]

Gets assignment for a 2000-5000 word Shakespeare paper. (don't worry, you can just turn mine in!)



*insert coin*

[Eowyn]

Gets blank paper.:D

Inserts coin...

[Drummer Dude Go]

Gets lots of sharpened pencils, to write that Shakespeare paper!

*Inserts Coin*

[Eowyn]

Gets message saying "Read my thread in the Zone called Life In The 1500s"

Inserts coin...

[Drummer Dude Go]

Gets a note, saying that your Life in the 1500's post, while very interesting, contained nothing at all about Shakespeare, so we are waiting to see your report in a couple of weeks! (But with 2,000 words, it may take you a couple of months!!:D ) You get a tanker truck full of highly cafinated Coke, to keep you awake for two months while you write that paper!:p :D

*Inserts Coin*

[1inamillion]

you get a vault


*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get a brand new car!! It is a Kia Rio sedan!!:p

*Inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

COOOLLL!!!!!!!! thank!!

You get a BIG bear hug from ME!

*Gives you a BIG BIG BIG bear hug*


*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

COOOLLL!!!!!!!! thank!!
You get a BIG bear hug from ME!
*Gives you a BIG BIG BIG bear hug*

*inserts coin*
Do you actually LIKE KIA'S?
I think that KIA's are ugly and slow, especially the RIO, but that's just my opinion! I will stick to my 1986 Ford F-150, at nearly 100,000 miles, it's running just fine!

You get another Kia Rio, since you appear to like them so much!

*Inserts Coin*

[1inamillion]

well i don't know what it looks like lol all i saw was new..and car..lol!!

[Drummer Dude Go]

Are ya gonna tell me what I get, and INSERT COIN?

[1inamillion]

you didn't insert a coin did you?

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get 1 million dollars,cuz youre 1inamillion!

*Inserts Coin*

[Jumpychocofreak]

You get my stomach ache

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

Gallon of CHOCLATE ice cream!

Insert coin...

[Jumpychocofreak]

Holds stomach...."No thanks, I'm sick as a dog"

You get the gallon of ice cream back.

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

Stomach ache CURED!

Insert coin...

[Drummer Dude Go]

Gets my headache from reading too much of JumpyChocoFreak's hot pink posts!:D

*Inserts Coin*

[Jumpychocofreak]

You get a post from jumpychocofreak that is not pink.:D

*inserts coin*

[truster]

gets a random thread.



*inserts coin*