Vending Machine

[Jason]

You get a snout.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get fins.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get gills.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get scales.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a hide.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a pouch.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a camel's hump.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get long whiskers.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get two antennae.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get an exoskeleton.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a bill.

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get MONEY!!

*Inserts coin...*

[Kasie_89]

you get a credit card. have fun!
*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get two million dollars to pay my debt!

*Inserts coin...*

[Kasie_89]

*takes two million dollars and gives it to the homeless*:p
I'll be nice. You get lovely gift basket. You can sell it to help pay off your credit card debt.:D
*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get to be taller!

*Inserts convict...* :D

[Kasie_89]

Yay! I love being taller...wait did you just insert a convicted fellon?:eek:
You get the pleasure of taking him back.
*would insert coin, but the convict would steal it;) *

[Eowyn]

*Puts convict in jail!*

*Inserts coin...*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get to share a cell with the convict.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get to go back to Alcatraz.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

:rolleyes:

You get the privelege of guarding me. What fun.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a tree.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get an elm.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get beechfront property. lol

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get some ocean front property in Arizona.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get to blow up CA for that to happen.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get to explain to my family why I'm in jail for blowing up California.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get one phone call.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a Valentine.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

Aww. You get a white rose.

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a "Yellow Rose of Texas"
*inserts coin*

[jesusnewspaper]

you get a pink rose!
*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a new guitar.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get to pet my kitty BoBo. And here's some masking tape to get all the cat hair off your clothes. *inserts coin* (and did we ever get that convict squared away? I like to feel safe)

[Kasie_89]

You get to pet my kitty BoBo. And here's some masking tape to get all the cat hair off your clothes. *inserts coin* (and did we ever get that convict squared away? I like to feel safe)
I hope so!
you get to feed my friends cow
*inserts coin*

[Col. Mustard]

you get a skrew-driver
*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get a pear tree

[Jason]

You get nothing.

*inserts coin*

[Martyred]

you get a new video game

*inserts Coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get a book called "Why Rocks are Hard."
*inserts coin*

[BethelTraumaRN]

You get my Lifespan Development textbook.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a lifetime supply of m&m's, flavor of your choice. *inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get pelted with peanuts.
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get peanut butter.

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get an epi-pen to administer to the person suffering form anaphalactic shock from a severe peanut allergy.
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a Benadryl.

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

*throat swelling shut, can not swallow B e n a d r y l.....aaaaaaaaaaaagggggh
*reaches up from floor while gasping for air, with final breath in.....serts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get your life back!!

*Inserts coin...*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a medal for being a hero and restoring David's life.

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get to meet me!!

*Inserts coin...*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Joy. :rolleyes: :p ;)

You get a cinnamon graham cracker dipped in cream cheese icing.

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a new car!!

*Inserts coin...*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get to paint it orange for me.

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get... a puppy!

*Inserts coin...*

[Kasie_89]

you get to clean up the puppy's "presents"
*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a pooper scooper.
*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

you get a lifetime supply of febreze to help with cleaning up after the puppy

*inserts coin*

[BethelTraumaRN]

You get a valentine from my fishie, Dominic! *YAY*

*Inserts coin*

[jesusnewspaper]

you get a kitten!
*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a fur ball.:p
*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get some banana pancakes.
*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a new........... HAT!

*Inserts coin...*

[BethelTraumaRN]

O_ooooooooooooo new hat! *yay*
LOL

You get my Jeremy Camp poster!

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

YAY!! You get to meet him!

*Inserts coin hoping for something Hawk Nelson...*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a piece of paper with "Hawk Nelson" written on it.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a blue sky. *inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a seaside view condo for the week in Galveston.
*inserts coin*

[jesusnewspaper]

you get to stay in a haunted castle in scottland!
*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

*Pullet Ghost Rider Foghorn Blaze roars through thread on his fiery Harley spewing molten lava from his flaming chicken skull.*
*inserts coin*

[faithingod]

still dont care!
you get a puff of smoke in your face!
*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a new identity.
*inserts coin*

[faithingod]

you get:p !
*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get :rolleyes: .
*inserts coin*

[faithingod]

you get a free heart shaped douhnut!
and a valentines card that says "nothing would be "cruller" than to say you wont be His!
*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

Cool! You get a hug and the donut (I'm on a diet).
*inserts coin*

[faithingod]

eats doughnut and gives you a hug back
you get a tickit to the next thirdday show!
*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get Jack Sparrow!

*Inserts coin...*

[Kasie_89]

you get Davy Jones!
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a locker.

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get smelly gym socks:D
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a pair of my shoes. ;)

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a package of Dr. Scholl's corn pads and a nice hot soak. *inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a dock.

*inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

You get a boat.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get Elmer Fudd, millionaire, who owns a mansion and a yacht.

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a wascally wabbit.
*inserts coin*

[faithingod]

you get a bumper sticker that says: of all the things ive lost i miss my mind the most!

[Eowyn]

*Inserts coin...* :D

[Kasie_89]

you get nothing, not even a happy face
*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get your very own superhero persona -- Slappy the Wonder Squirrel. *inserts coin*

[mammo girl]

rubber chicken

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get Klutz, the one-eyed walaby
*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

Is he housebroken? gets a manual on paper-training marsupials. *inserts coin*

[Col. Mustard]

you get a can of diet coke (it is a vending machine, what'd u expect? ;) )
*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

gets a snorting, derisive laugh. I prefer Diet Doctor Pepper. *inserts coin*

[Col. Mustard]

you get a tux, freshly pressed :D
*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get a lovely pair of slippers

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a Milky Way.

*inserts coinage*

[mammo girl]

it keeps your coin

* insert new coin*

[Jason]

You get a Snickers.

*inserts token*

[mammo girl]

Savannah Morning News

* inserts coin *

[Eowyn]

You get a dinosaur!

*Inserts coin...*

[Jason]

You get a gecko.

*inserts coinage*

[mammo girl]

you get a beanie baby

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get an ant farm.

*Inserts coin...*

[mammo girl]

My diet coke got stuck

* insert another coin*

[Jason]

You finally get a diet coke.

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get to get HAWK NELSON RIGHT!!!!!!!!!


*Inserts coin...*

[Jason]

You get a :p.

*inserts coinage*

[mammo girl]

a jawbreaker

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get your jaw wired back together. *inserts dollar bill, spits dollar back out, kicks machine, reinserts dollar bill, dollar bill stays. Gotta go get some change*

[Teresa79]

You get 75 cents

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a medal.

*inserts coin*

[S.A.Y.]

you get a copy of Osmotic Hype a compliation of Christian Trance Music

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get to meet Family Force 5.

*Inserts coin...*

[Kasie_89]

you get to meet yourself. How cool is that?:p
*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get to meet me meet me! :p

*Inserts coin...*

[Kasie_89]

you get to meet me meeting you meeting youself (wow, my heads starting to spin...)
*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a headache.

*Inserts coin...*

[Kasie_89]

you get a :D :cool: :p :) :D :rolleyes: :D :rolleyes: :D :)

[Eowyn]

you get a :D :cool: :p :) :D :rolleyes: :D :rolleyes: :D :)

*Inserts coin...*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get to work my shift tonight. Don't worry, he's a sweet little boy. Take a sweater, the house gets cold. *inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

You get to go to my classes tomorrow, so you can be young again. :D

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get hangers.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get hangars.

*inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

You get a :rolleyes:

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Thanks. I'm sure I'll use it soon. ;)

You get a fife.

*inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

A fife? As in Barney Fife? :confused:

You get a gun with no ammo. Ha!

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

No. As in a flute-like instrument. :rolleyes:

See, I knew I would use it soon. ;)

You get a water gun filled with jelly.

*inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

Oh.

You get a water gun filled with peanut butter.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

I hope it's not the contaminated stuff. :eek:

You get a Tickle-Me-Elmo.

*inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

You get a Furby.

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a tube of Synsodyne.
*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get a tube of bacitracin
*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get an Elmo Bandaid.
*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get a first aid kit (which inludes bacitracin and elmo bandaids;) )
*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a rescue breathing training dummy made in the likeness of Jeremy Camp.
*inserts coin*

[faithingod]

You get a rescue breathing training dummy made in the likeness of Jeremy Camp.
*inserts coin*
you get one in the likeness of mac!
*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

you get one in the likeness of mac!
*inserts coin*
Okay, that's kind of creepy. I like Mac and all but I really don't want to rest my head on a picture of another guy.:rolleyes:
You get a cowboy hat.
*inserts coin*

[faithingod]

:p you get a reminder that im totally nuts!
*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

:p you get a reminder that im totally nuts!
*inserts coin*
That was a total waste of a coin. Like I didn't already know!:p
You get a jar of peanut butter (Skippy, not Peter Pan).
*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

you get a manual on how to spot people who are totally nuts. *inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get a bag of nuts. peanuts to be specific.
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get to go to a place specifically made for people who are nuts, aka a mental institution.

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get to visit me at least 12 hours a day for every day I'm there.:D
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get to write a letter to my school explaining why I'm missing all my classes.

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get to meet Third Day!!

*Inserts coin...*

[Kasie_89]

you get to be the one who finally kills that darn chicken
*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

I already did!! You get Ferbreeze to kill the odor from the chicken.

*Inserts coin...*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

I already did!! You get Ferbreeze to kill the odor from the chicken.

*Inserts coin...*
You get a spelling lesson from me.

It's Febreeze.

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

Oops... I suck at spelling. You get a new car!!

*Inserts coin...*

[Kasie_89]

you get some FERBREEZE. hehe...:p
*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get some MONEY!!

*Inserts coin...*

[Jason]

You get a hairbrush.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a diet Gomer soda and a box of Cheezits. Life is better in orange. *inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get Cheetos. The crunchy ones, not the puffs. The crunchy ones are better.

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get cheese bits!

*Inserts coin...*

[faithingod]

you get flaming hot cheetohs!
*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get heart burn.
By the way, the chicken is only playing possum saving his strength for a mighty come-back.
*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

NOO!!!!! I killed the chicken!! He's on a deserted island in the GROUND!!!

You get a speech from me. :p

*Inserts coin...*

[Johnny 59]

Don't you ever watch the movies?:rolleyes:
His nickname is Jason.
You get an axe wielding chicken stalking you.
*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get a new brain
*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

Romans 12:2
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a pat on the back.

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a gold star.
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a handshake.

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a life!

*Inserts coin...*

[Kasie_89]

you get a turtle
*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get wax.

*inserts coin*

[S.A.Y.]

you get a free download of Tresice's remix of Michael W. Smith's song "Let it Rain" http://www.gerwinkoudijs.com/music/rain.html i love this song and this version, i love trace music

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a daisy.

*inserts coin*

[S.A.Y.]

you get an Armani Suit

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a slinky.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a picture of me taking a picture of you taking a picture of me tak...well, you get the point. *inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a new camera.

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a flash cube.
Anybody remember those?
*inserts coin*

[faithingod]

you get a new dvd player! *inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

you get...
http://www.iniardwatch.com/superchicken.jpg
*inserts coin*

[Musicdude]

You get...
http://japan.kfc.co.jp/news/img/news040212kfc2.jpg

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a "Bawk!"

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a :rolleyes:

*Inserts coin...*

[Jason]

You get a healed heart.

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a hug.

*Inserts coin...*

[S.A.Y.]

YOU GET a pair of Chanel sunglasses

[Jason]

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get a fluffy pair of socks
*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a pillow.

*Inserts coin...*

[Kasie_89]

you get a brand new bed
*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get to meet FF5.

*Inserts coin...*

[mammo girl]

you get a map of the carolinas

* inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a radioactive isotope.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a stethescope.

*inserts coin*

[Aaron]

You get one golf glove.

*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get a pair of batting gloves

*inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

You get a bat

*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get a kite.

*inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

You get a paper plane


*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get a jack-in-a-box.

*inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

You get a Braves jersey

*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

THANK YOU!!!

You get my autograph

ATLBRAVES

*inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

Think I can sell it on Ebay? :p

You get season tickets

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a Something Like Silas CD.

*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

Think I can sell it on Ebay? :p

You get season tickets

*inserts coin*

If a piece of gum chewed by jessica simpson can sell for huge money then you can yesly sell my autograph on ebay

Jason you get a million dollars in monopoly money

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a baseball.

*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

you get a bag of sunflower seeds

*inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

You get Cracker Jacks

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a paperclip.

*inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

You get a thumb tack

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get an eagle.

*inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

You get a parakeet

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a bigfoot.

*inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

You get a tootsie roll.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get my post count.

*inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

Alright! :D

You get my post count. :p

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

:eek:

You get a Hummer.

*inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

I take it you don't like your prize? ;)

You get an H2.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

Not really. :p

You get a Jeep Cherokee.

*inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

Can I still have your post count?

You get a Scion

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

I changed my mind. :p

You get a turquoise bracelet.

*inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

:( *cries*


You get nothing. :p

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

*kicks machine*

You get all the coins from the machine.

*inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

Cool! :cool:


You get a ham and cheese hot pocket.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

Yummy.

You get a trip around the world.

*inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

Yay!

You get to come with.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

Yay! But leave me in Oz.

You get a kangaroo.

*inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

You get to stay in Oz.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

Yay!

You get a postcard from Oz.

*inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

You get a postcard from somewhere else.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a lifetime supply of odor-eaters.

*inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

Um, thanks? I'll just give those to Elwood later. ;)


You get to go to my 8am Biology class.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

Can I argue with the prof about macro evolution?

You get a goldfish.

*inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

Sure. As long as I pass the class, you can say whatever you want.


You get a hamster.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

Cool.

You get a gerbil.

*inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

Awww, so cute. :D

You get a ferret.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

Just don't put it down my shirt like my frat brother did.

You get a wombat.

*inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

You get a pet mouse.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get dancing lessons.

*inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

Thanks, I need those.

You get new shoes

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a bag of Dark Chocolate M&M's, and a bag of salted peanuts to go with. *inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

Yummy!


You get a bag of whatever flavor Skittles you want.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

I'd like an assortment, please. You get a happy little shuffle and a kiss on the nose. *inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a vacation.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

Thanks, Jason -- uh, that IS a PAID vacation, right? You get to meet BoBo, the Dancing Bear. *inserts coin*

[Jason]

Paid, but not by me.

You get a sock.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

Can I have two socks? I have two feet. You get a heartfelt thank you. *inserts two coins just to see what will happen*

[Jason]

*vending machine explodes*

*a new vending machine appears from nowhere*

You get a bill for the new vending machine.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get to assume financial responsibility for my bills because I'm certifiably insane. *inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get Alaska
*inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

You get an iceberg.

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get Alabama.

*Inserts coin...*