Vending Machine

[jesusnewspaper]

you get the flying dutchman!
*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

you get an eye patch and a peg leg.
*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get a wooden eye
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a splinter.

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a sword!

*Inserts coin...*

[BethelTraumaRN]

You get a goldfish

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a swordfish.

*inserts coin*

[splash_of_paint]

You get a gold Razr cell!

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a cell in solitary confinement.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a gumball.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a dumbwaiter.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

Most waiters are dumb. ;)

You get a smart waitress.

*inserts coin*

[BethelTraumaRN]

You get (since we're on the topic of waiters/waitresses ;p) a nice big 16 oz juicey J. Alexander steak. *WOO HOO*

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get my eternal gratitude. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmm.

*inserts coin*

[BethelTraumaRN]

YAY!

You get Justin Timberlake, and he's singin' Sexi Back! :D *YAYNESS*

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

I'm sure Jason really appreciates your gift. :rolleyes: :p

You get my old 'NSYNC Hit Clips.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

(why would I want Justin?!)

[Eowyn]

You get to laugh at Justin singing "Sexy Back" to Jason. :D


*Inserts coin...*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get to console Jason after that embarrassing performance.

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get to see..... a spot on the wall!

*Inserts coin...*

[danbos]

You get all the cds that Hawk Nelson ever comes out with.

*Inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get mirrors and smoke.

*inserts coin*

[danbos]

You get to hear me singing, cuz now you got "Mirrors and Smoke" stuck in my head "Love's a contradiction, many mirrors and smoke...."

*Inserts Coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get to hear me singing "Oh My God." "Oh My God, look around this place..."

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get to see me breakdance (though I never have in my life)
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get to watch me dance around my room.

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get to see my chem teacher dance around the room :p

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get to see me make a fool of myself while singing "Work."

*inserts coin*

[danbos]

You get a list of words my physics teacher made up...you really can have it if you want to. :p

*Inserts Coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Sounds cool. I love made up words. :p

You get a plush bunny.

*inserts coin*

[danbos]

You get to sleep in tomorrow.

Maybe I'll have to post some of the words in the Random thread.

*Inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get to do my hon. trig and AP chem homework for me. Have fun!
*inserts coin*

[danbos]

Well fine then, you get to do my Statistics 314 and my Differential Equations homework.:p

*Inserts Coin*

[Jason]

You get a tiger.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get to do my English homework, and my professor didn't explain it very well so you also get to figure it out for me. ;)

*inserts coin*

[jesusnewspaper]

you get to write a 3 page essay on the tyger for me!
tpbm:likes lightning!

[Johnny 59]

You get a full night's sleep so you'll remember what thread you're posting on.:)
*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

Gets front row tickets to a yodeler!

*Inserts coin...*

[jesusnewspaper]

you get a hug from me!
*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a Kiss (Hershey's that is).
*inserts coin*

[jesusnewspaper]

you get a reeses cup!
*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a years supply of chocolate!

*Inserts coin...*

[Johnny 59]

You get a tube of Clearasil.
*inserts coin*

[danbos]

You get SNOW!

*Inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a hurricane.
*inserts coin*

[jesusnewspaper]

you get a sunny day with no clouds in the bright blue sky

[Johnny 59]

Hallaluhah!!! Thank you, it's been raining here forever!
You get a hug (no coin required).
*inserts coin*

[jesusnewspaper]

you get more sun! just send me your rain!
*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get all of the rest of our rain for the next two weeks.
*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a rainbow.

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

You get an angry little leprechun who has just gone bankrupt
*inserts coin*

[jesusnewspaper]

you get a big bad wolf at your door
*inserts coin*

[rock_the_light]

you get a snowstorm!
*inserts coin*

[jesusnewspaper]

you get a sunny day w/ no clouds in the sky!

[Jason]

You get nothing.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get something so beautiful it defies description using mere words. *inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get something so beautiful it defies description using mere words. *inserts coin*

Wow. Thanks.

You get peace.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get to read my dream journal.

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a psycho-therapy session.
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Thanks, I'm sure I could use it. ;)

You get a trip to Disney World to go ride the Pirates of the Caribbean.

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

Can't wait to meet Jack Sparrow!!!
You get an advanced screening ticket to the next Pirates of the Caribean movie.
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

OOOH!! Thanks!!

You get my eternal gratitude, and you get to come see it with me.

*inserts coin*

[jesusnewspaper]

you get to try and wake me up!
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

I'll have to wake up myself, first.

You get to try to make me go to sleep.

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a bucket of ice water thrown on you.
*insert coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get pushed in a pool.

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

you get the Baby Ruth bar I found floating in the pool.
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You mean the candy bar?? Isn't it Baby Ruth??

You get a lesson on candy bars.

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

Why I don't know what you're talking about? :confused: (A quick edit erases all traces of the faux paw) Too bad you didn't quote me.
You get a :p
*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get a :eek:
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a :rolleyes:.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a raised eyebrow.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get me looking at you with a weird expression on my face.

*inserts coin*

[splash_of_paint]

You get a lifetime subscription to CCM magazine!!!

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get special permission to vote in the next election.

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get Pedro as the next president.
*inserts coin*

[jesusnewspaper]

you get to come to my 18th bday! on july 27!
*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

you get a count down to your 18th birthday
*inserts coin*

[jesusnewspaper]

YAY! you get to see third day next time they're in atl!
*inserts coin*

[danbos]

You get to have your birthday one day before mine. :eek: :D

*Inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a BIG cake for your birthday (Whenever THAT is...)!

*Inserts coin...*

[Kasie_89]

you get Third Day at your next b-day party!:D
*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

YAY!!! You get to meet them!

*Inserts coin...*

[Kasie_89]

you get to go to Six Flags with them!
*Inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

Double YAY!! You get to join us.

*Inserts coin...*

[danbos]

You get to take me along! :p

*Inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

you get a pic with me

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get to pose while I take the picture.

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get a copy of the picture you just took
*insert coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a hand carved wooden pen.

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a sign. And meet the SSR!!

*Inserts coin...*

[Kasie_89]

you get to tell me who the SSR is
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

SSR stands for sixty second rule. You can only make one post every sixty seconds.

You get a vending machine.

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

wow, I just love vending machines
You get the vending machine you just gave to me (don't you just love re-gifting?)
*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get FF5 tickets!

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get my autograph.

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get my Uncle's son's first cousin's grandma's sister's dog's autograph
*insert coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a book about lawn bowling.

*inserts coin*

[BethelTraumaRN]

^OOOOMG....*LOL*

YOU get my Great Aunt's brother's second cousin once removed best friend's sister's brother's best friend's uncle's co-worker's autograph.

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get a cool fuzzy pen
*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a pet rock.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get one of the new pens that I just bought.

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get front row tickets to see Jim the one-legged hobo tap dance (I hear it's a great show);)
*insert coin*

[Jason]

You get root beer.

*insert coin*

[BethelTraumaRN]

Ewww..root beer.

YOU get Ramen Noodles.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Ewww...Ramen noodles. ;)

You get a lifetime supply of Wonka chocolate bars.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get all of Bebo's CDs.

*inserts coin*

[BethelTraumaRN]

You get Chicago Bears tickets!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOO BEARS!!!!!!!!

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a tan.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get snowed in.

*inserts coin*

[BethelTraumaRN]

YAAAAAAY!

You get tanning oil.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get to see me in New Zealand:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/3946535a19807.html

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a curling iron.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a glass of peach iced tea and a grilled cheese sandwich. *inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get to harmonize this bass line for me.

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a horrible screaching noise in your ear.
*inserts coin*

[jesusnewspaper]

you get to listen to the guitar solo at the begining of consuming fire!!
*Inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get to see ME!!!

*Inserts coin...*

[Kasie_89]

you get to hold my ferrett, Mrs. Woof-Woof!!
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get an orange pen.

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get an orange spiral notebook.
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a mini concert from me.

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a standing ovation.
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Thank you. *bows*

You get to watch me attempt to rap. ;)

*inserts coin*

[jesusnewspaper]

you get to come hear Rev. (my band) play our newsest song!
*inserts coin*

[BethelTraumaRN]

YOU get to come hear The Following play! *WOO HOO* Oh, I'm coming too.

*inserts coin*

[jesusnewspaper]

YAY! you get to go to italy! (but you have to take me with you!)
*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get to go to Spain!

*Inserts coin...*

[Johnny 59]

I've never been to Spain, but I kind of like the music...
You get a Hoyt Axton album.
*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get a litter box:D
*inserts coin*

[danbos]

You get a cat.

*Inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get all the hair that my newly bestowed cat sheds
*inserts coin*

[danbos]

You get sneezed on....I'm allergic to cats. :p

*Inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get some Claritin and a box of tissues
*inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

You get a coke.


*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get some lime
"..put de lime in de coke u nut...":D
*insert coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get me following you around singing that song. ;)

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

you get a Goody Powder. *inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a raised eyebrow.

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get an autographed 8X10 glossy of Forest Dekelly.
*inserts coin*

[jesusnewspaper]

you get a pic of my graduating class! ROCK ON 07!!

[Johnny 59]

You get a pic of MY graduating class! ROCK ON 77!!
(that would be a freebe since you didn't put a coin in)
*inserts coin*

[jesusnewspaper]

you get:p and a t-shirt that says rock on 77!
*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

Cool! Now I have a set.
You get a t-shirt with a big :p on the front and a :rolleyes: on the back.
*inserts coin*

[jesusnewspaper]

YAY! you get :p :rolleyes: and a new cd of your choise!
*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a shirt that says "I'm not weird, I'm special." :D

*Inserts coin...*

[Jason]

You get a waffle named Wilbur.

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get a half eaten pb & J sandwich
*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a fried worm.

*inserts coin*

[BethelTraumaRN]

^ O, Jason.....gross!

You get a Hershey Dark Chocolate with Espresso bar...KING size. *MMMM*

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a pinch of salt.

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a smidgen of pepper.
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a sprig of thyme.

*inserts coin*

[jesusnewspaper]

you all get a confused me free of charge!
for the coin you get a shirt that says i love cooking!

[Eowyn]

*Inserts coin...* :D

[Johnny 59]

You get 2 coins.
*inseerts coin*

[Jason]

You get my weather. 71 F and partly cloudy.

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a cold front


*Inserts coin...*

[Kasie_89]

you get a sunshine:cool:
*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a jar of mustard.

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get a shoebox filled with dirt
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a frog.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a CD player.

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get the letter K!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get the number 8.

*inserts coin*

[danbos]

You get to smell the color 9.

*Inserts a coin or two*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a hug. Pass it on, they're more fun that way. *inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a blow kiss from me. :D :p

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get an order of Crispy Duck with Rice Noodles from Wan Fu's.( I always get hungry for Chinese about this time of night) *inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get an order of Kung Pow chicken.
*inserts coin*

[jesusnewspaper]

you get an order of chicken fried rice!
*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get an order of pressed duck.
*inserts coin*

[jesusnewspaper]

you get a certifacate that says you are officialy insane!

[AtlBraves]

You didn't insert a coin so you get air

*Insert Coin*

[jesusnewspaper]

you get:p
*inserts coin!*

[Kasie_89]

you get a bowflex
*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get flowers.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a "kick me" sign on your back.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a :mad:

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get :p.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a lemon poppy seed muffin and a cup of tea. *inserts coin*

[jesusnewspaper]

you get a blue berry muffin and coffe!

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

:rolleyes:

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get :rolleyes: !

*Inserts coin..*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a me looking at you with this weird expression that I make. Wish you could see it. :D :p ;)

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get to meet the President!!

*Inserts coin...*

[Jason]

You get a SCC CD.

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get 100 CDs of your choosing!

*Inserts coin...*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a snare drum.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a Dove bar.


*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a Spiderman comic.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get red hair.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a chicken dinner.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a bawk.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a shotgun pointed at you.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a :eek:.


*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get me raising my eyebrows.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a pie in your face.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a snowball thrown at you.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

you get a headshake and a sad tsk tsk tsk. *inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a nap.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a origami swan.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a paperclip.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a piece of tape.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get more paperclips so you can make a chain. *inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a manilla folder.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a bag of bubblegum wrappers.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a tootsie pop.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a VHS of "Plan 9 From Outer Space" and a large popcorn, extra yellow grease, please. *inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a thank you.

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get to napkin to soak up all the extra grease from your popcorn
*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a you're welcome, and a large diet coke to go with the popcorn. *inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get fried tomatoes.

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get fried chicken. It's very fresh...*hint hint*:p
*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

you get a--GROAN!!! not the chicken again!!!! *inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a chuckle.

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get a set of hubcaps
*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a '57 Chevy.

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get a '69 Camero SS
*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a garage.

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get vegemite:p
*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get :rolleyes:

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get :( . I thought you just loved vegamite Jason...;) that hurts my feelings.
*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

you get a kiss on the forehead for your hurt feelings. *inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get trees.

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get bubble wrap
*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

you get earplugs to block out the annoying sound of bubble wrap popping. *inserst coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a handful of macadamia nuts.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

Yummers! Chocolate-covered? You get chocolate-covered expresso beans(who saw THAT coming?) *inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a "blech" from me. I don't like espresso beans.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get tea.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a jelly bean.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a peppermint stick.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a Boston baked bean.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get to record my CDs.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Sure, hand 'em over. :D ;)

You get $20.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

Cool. You get a fake moustache.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

What am I going to do with that? :rolleyes:

You get an afro wig.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get wings.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get horns. ;)

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a tail.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get hooves.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get fur.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get big ears.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a trunk.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a beak.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get antlers.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get webbed feet.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get feathers.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get claws.

*inserts coin*