Vending Machine

[1inamillion]

you get sneezed on

*inserts snot covered coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get a kiss from someone you love.

*Inserts Coin*

[1inamillion]

you?? ;)
you get a blush

*inserts coin*

[Ringil]

you get a stick. a veeeeery small stick.

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

AWESOM!!! A STICK!!! just what i always wanted!!

you get a UVA hat

*inserts coin*

[newsgirl822]

You get a Captain Crunch poster.
*Inserts Coin*

[Greg]

You get a newspaper
*inserts coin*

[newsgirl822]

the machine eats your quarter. you try to get your money back.
*inserts coin*

[Greg]

You get a trip to anywhere of your choice
*inserts coin*

[newsgirl822]

YOU GET A POST CARD FROM YOUR LONG LOST RELATIVE!!!


Oh, and a million dollars.
*Inserts coin*

[Greg]

You get some new awesome friends!
*inserts coin*

[ZippyApplePants]

you get a map



*inserts coin*

[Greg]

You get a globe
*inserts coin*

[ZippyApplePants]

you get a unicycle

*inserts coin*

[Greg]

You get a yo-yo
*inserts coin*

[ZippyApplePants]

you get a turkey




*inserts coin*

[ausgirl]

you get 2 tickets to the best place to live in the world 'aka' Australia!

*inserts coin*:p

[Jason]

you get 2 tickets to the best place to live in the world 'aka' Australia!

*inserts coin*:p

You get to say that again so I get the tickets. :p

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

you get 2 tickets to the best place to live ing the world 'aka' Australia

*inserts coin*

[Greg]

You get a frisbee
*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get a free ticket to see TD!

[Greg]

Yes get a pack of markers
*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

My freind Greg, you get many prayers from people on this board who love you in Christ, including me. You also get whatever you want, plus $1 million!:)

*Inserts Coin*

[Ringil]

you get some bubble wrap

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get a free roll of tape!

*Inserts Coin*

[godsgurl40]

you get some cat litter

*inserts coin*

[micahsky]

You get a Bowl of Bunny Tracks ice cream.

*inserts Coin*

[Eowyn]

Gets a new computer.

*Inserts coin*

[Ringil]

You get a sword. (oops, shouldn't have done that. she'll mistake me for a nazgul!)

*inserts coin*

[ausgirl]

gets a packet of very melted timtams - sorry

*inserts coin*

[Ringil]

Yum! Tim Tams! I'll put 'em in the freezer.

You get a pack of Griffins Gingernuts.

*inserts coin*

[micahsky]

You get a pack of.....Those bite sized blueberry muffins.

*Inserts coin*

[Ringil]

You get a blank CD.

*inserts coin*

[ausgirl]

yay a blank Cd - anyone want to burn something excellent for me (oops illegal!)

You get - a book on copyright laws!
* inserts coin*

[Ringil]

Hey, I never said to use the CD illegally. Oh well, do with it what you wish. :D

You get your coin back.

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

Ausgirl gets arrested by the FBI for illegal copying of CD's!:D

*Inserts Coin*

[micahsky]

you get a message saying that you should rescue ausgirl from the FBI.

signed ~micahsky~

*inserts coin*

[ausgirl]

you get a message saying that you should rescue ausgirl from the FBI.

signed ~micahsky~

*inserts coin*
Ohhhh, how kind yall are!!

Back to the game

You get Mac Powell dancing lessons!
*Inserts coin*

[Jason]

Ohhhh, how kind yall are!!

Back to the game

You get Mac Powell dancing lessons!
*Inserts coin*

You get Brad Avery guitar face lessons.

*inserts coin*

[Ringil]

You get Adobe Creative Suite 2.

*inserts coin*

[micahsky]

You get Age of Empires 3.

*Inserts coin*

[Ringil]

You get Age of Empires 3. I've already got a copy. :D

*inserts coin*

[micahsky]

YAY!! I've been wanting that for a long itme!! YAY!!

you get Rise Of Nations.

*Inserts coin*

[newsgirl822]

you get a posinous talking mushroom from some video game.
*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

you get a marker


*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

Lucky you! You get a half eaten sandwich that was previously enjoyed by Oprah.

*inserts coin*

[ausgirl]

Great, that'll sell on ebay!!

You get: Brad Avery's best seller, how to style your hair like a rock star (love ya Brad!)

*inserts coin*

[Ringil]

You get your coin back. Wrong currency! I tried New Zealand dollars on here but it seems to only take U.S.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a chuckle. That was pretty funny.

*inserts U.S. quarter*

[1inamillion]

you get a piggy bank

*inserts coin*

[ausgirl]

I'll need one to keep playing this game!
You get my 2 minute chocolate cake recipe!
*inserts coin*

[Jason]

I'll need one to keep playing this game!
You get my 2 minute chocolate cake recipe!
*inserts coin*

You get a digital camera. :p

*inserts coin*

[ausgirl]

now how did you know I needed one of those!!!!!!:p

You get how to drive on the left hand side of the road lessons (for when you get to Aus - modified car)

*inserts coin*

[Ringil]

You get the Kiwi flag! :p

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

you get a pink piggy bank

*inserts coin*

[Ringil]

Wow! I always wanted one of those! :p

You get a calculator. Do with it what you will.

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

*stuffs calculator in the toilet*

you get a clogged toliet

*inserts coin*

[Ringil]

You get a plunger so you can unblock my toilet.

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

*"accidently" breas plunger* oops
you get some1 else to do that

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get watever you want for your birthday today my good friend!:)

HAPPY 15th BIRTHDAY TO BECKA!

*Inserts Coin*

[1inamillion]

(14)

you get corrected..AGAIN!

*inserts coin*

[dplineman]

You get a pen
*inserts coin*

[ausgirl]

And you get my autograph!
* Inserts coin*

[Aaron]

You get to go back in time to 1979.

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

you get a PM

*inserts coin*

[Aaron]

You get a response

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

you get a 5 dollar bill

*inserts coin*

[Aaron]

*buys new guitar strings*

You get a free 256 MB memory card.

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

oh cool...i think

you get a RV

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get a free "8 Piece Chicken Dinner" from Big H Chicken in Eufaula, Al. It contains 2 Wings, 2 Breasts, 2 Thighs, and 2 Legs, along with a Homemade Roll, and a container of Homemade Mashed Potatoes!


(Sorry, I just got off of work from the local chicken resturant, chicken is stuck in my mind at the moment! Dont worry, it's really good!):p :D

*Inserts Coin*

[Kitty-Kat]

You get a turkey to get your mind off chicken

*inserts coin*

[dplineman]

You get a shoe

*inserts coin*

[super]

you get a new puppy


*inserts coin*

[Ringil]

you get a rabid dog.

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a camera!

*Inserts coin*

[Ringil]

you get a compact flash card so you can give it to me for my camera! :p

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

you get a hair straightner

*inserts coin*

[Ringil]

Thanks! I needed one of those! How did you guess! (not being sarcastic. my hair ducktails) :D

You get a curler

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

don't need that! lol i already got one...lol

you get some fingernails clippers

*inserts coin*

[Ringil]

you get a burnt out light bulb

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

yes! i can use it for my dark room!!!! :rolleyes:

you get a pen

*inserts coin*

[Ringil]

you get a pencil

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

you get some paper

*inserts coin*

[ausgirl]

you get 'how to write an award winning novel'

*inserts coin*

[igavemylife]

You get a turkey sandwich

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a turkey sandwich

*inserts coin*

You get french fries.

*inserts coin*

[igavemylife]

you get a toothpick

*inserts coin*

[super]

you get a bug flavor pizza

[super]

*inserts coin*

[Ringil]

You were late inserting your coin and you get a nasty shock from the vending machine.

*carefully inserts coin*

[super]

u get sprayed with skunk spay


*inserts coin*

[The MAc]

Gets another coin.

*inserts coin*

[dplineman]

You get 3 and a half coins

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

you get the other half

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get a whole pie of your fave flavor!

[1inamillion]

*inserts coin for DDG who has no money*

you get a full piggy bank

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

Machine spits the coin back out, and displays this message on screen: "Sorry, your coin has been identified as a counterfiet coin. This machine does not accept any counterfeit coins or bills, as they are kinda illegal! Please insert an authentic bill or coin to get product!"

*Inserts REAL Coin from the piggy bank Becka gave me*

[1inamillion]

you get a arm

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

Yeah! I've always wished for a third arm, so when I am driving, I can eat with one hand, and still keep both hands on the steering wheel! Thanks!
You get 1 millioin real coins, since you really are 1 in a million, sweetie!

*Inserts Coin*

[1inamillion]

you get a hug

*inserts 1 of the million coins*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get to hang with me in my 10,000 square foot private luxury condo in the Fox Theatre in ATL, during the 10 Hour TD Greatest Hits Concert, in which the band will sing every one of thier songs, starting with the first track on the Bus CD, to the last track on WYA! As a bonus, you also get a hug, and a kiss, if ya want.

*INserts Coin, and hopes for something really special!*

[1inamillion]

you get a flip flop

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get it back, I have no need for flip flops where I live-nowhere near any beaches. Thanks anyway!

*Inserts Coin*

[1inamillion]

welll excuse me! lol

you get a nose

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get an eyeball!

*Inserts Coin, and wishes he had some of Mrs. Becka's Delicious Homemade Cookies* lol!;)

[1inamillion]

you get a store bought cookie

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get the horrible store bought cookie back in your mouth! I want YOUR cookies! You must cook your own cookes, cuz in the thing below your name, you ask "Want a cookie?", so I assumed you were giving out free samples of your homemeade cookies!:p :D ;)

*Inserts Coin*

[ZippyApplePants]

you get a sandwich


*inserts coin*

[Ringil]

You get a peice of ham.

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a lot of bandages.


*Inserts coin*

[godsgurl40]

you get a bottle of water

*inserts coin*

[super]

u get a pizza

[Eowyn]

Nobody put a coin in! I'll do it! :D

*Inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You've won a FREE trip to Las Vegas!



*Warning: Winner must pay for all transportation, lodging, meals, etc. while in Las Vegas. $10 Entrance Fee to the Royal Casino will be paid for. We wil not provide gambling money, play with your own money.*

*Inserts Coin*

[Ringil]

you get Windows 1.0

[super]

*inserts coin*

[rock_the_light]

You get a tye-dye tissue!

*inserts coin*

[super]

you get a chocolate lolipop

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a tootsie pop.

*Inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get an apple.

*Inserts Coin*

[Ringil]

You get some adware from Microsoft.

*inserts coin*

[SueQ]

You get a pair of fuzzy dice.....

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a pair of fuzzy dice.....

*inserts coin*

You get a '57 Chevy.

*inserts coin*

[SueQ]

You get to ride in it......

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get a set of cool-looking 20 inch wheels to customize it!

*Inserts Coin*

[super]

u get some shoes

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get some Super Skates!

*Inserts Coin*

[Musicdude]

You get a new 10-piece DW kit, with all custom Paiste cymbals, and a two-tier Gibraltar rack. Oh and a reclining hydraulic drum throne.

*Inserts Coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

SWEEET! Thanks Musicdude! You get a FREE 24 Karat Gold-plated guitar, with 20 strings, and a 100,000 watt amplifier, also plated in 24 Karat Gold!

*Inserts Coin*

[Col. Mustard]

you get a white rook from chess
*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

nuttin in life is free, man, give me a coin
:cool:
*Gives Col. Mustard a coin, out of respect for his service to our country.*:rolleyes:

*Inserts Coin, and hopes to get something cool*

[Col. Mustard]

*Gives Col. Mustard a coin, out of respect for his service to our country.*:rolleyes:

*Inserts Coin, and hopes to get something cool*
i just changed your rook to a pon!
thats all you deserve cause im a GIRL col. mustard, lol!
:D

[Drummer Dude Go]

i just changed your rook to a pon!
thats all you deserve cause im a GIRL col. mustard, lol!
:D
HUH?:confused: I dont have a "Rook," and I have no idea what a "Pon" is either! Are you from the U. K., or somewhere other than the United States? I guess I will insert a coin agian. BTW: I didnt know you were a girl, sorry.

*INSERTS COIN*

[super]

you get an apple

*inserts coin*

[dplineman]

You get a pencil

*insert coin*

[SueQ]

You get a really cool set of stencils!

*inserts coin*

[dplineman]

You get a piece of paper.

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a tree to make.... PAPER! :D

*Inserts coin*

[Musicdude]

You get a paper-weight to keep all that precious paper from flying away.

*Inserts coin*

[super]

u get a bird


*inserts coin*

[dplineman]

you get a keyboard


*inserts coin*

[super]

u get a drum set

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a top-of-the-line skateboard

*Inserts coin*

[ausgirl]

You get a really good set of knee pads!
*inserts coin*

[Musicdude]

You get a brand new pair of roller-skates. :D

*inserts coin*

[Ringil]

you get an icepack for when you fall over

*inserts coin*

[hoonah*]

You get a stolen(not by me!)parachute.

*inserts coin*

[Musicdude]

You get a pet lobster named Fred.

*inserts coin*

[godsgurl40]

you get a skeleton from health science class!

*inserts coin*

[Col. Mustard]

HUH?:confused: I dont have a "Rook," and I have no idea what a "Pon" is either! Are you from the U. K., or somewhere other than the United States? I guess I will insert a coin agian. BTW: I didnt know you were a girl, sorry.


lol! don't worry bout it, i spelt pawn wrong, u know, from chess?
and tpam u get a free ringtone for your cell!
*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

you get an IM

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get an IM back!:D

[Col. Mustard]

hey, dr. d, ya can't get nuttin if u don't insert a coin:D

[SueQ]

I'll lend him a coin...

*inserts coin*

[super]

you get a brand new key!

*inserts coin*

[Ringil]

you get a new skateboard from the skate company "Zero".

[Jason]

You get nothing because you didn't insert a coin.

*inserts coin*

[Musicdude]

You get a can of campbells chicken soup.

*inserts coin*

[super]

you get a new skateboard from the skate company "Zero".
YAY!

[super]

You get a can of campbells chicken soup.

*inserts coin*
you get new socks


*inserts coin*

[SueQ]

you get new slippers

*inserts coin*

[super]

you get mcdonalds

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get Burger King!

*Inserts coin*

[super]

you get wendys!

*inserts coin*

[dplineman]

You get Chick- fil- a

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get your mug-shot taken!

*Inserts Coin*

[super]

you get.....NOTHING!:p


*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a water buffalo.

"Everybody's got a water buffalo, your's is fast but mine is slow, oh everybody's got a water buffalo-oooooooooooooo!!!!" :D

[super]

you get an ant farm

*inserts coin*

[super]

hey you didnt insert a coin!

[Eowyn]

I didn't? Huh...

You get an ant!

*Inserts coin*

[super]

you get a paint ball gun


*inserts coin*

[ausgirl]

You get Chick- fil- a

*inserts coin*
Sorry to interupt the thread, but can someone do me a favour and explain what Chick-fil-a is? Thanks!

[Jason]

Sorry to interupt the thread, but can someone do me a favour and explain what Chick-fil-a is? Thanks!

American fast food chain serving boneless (fillet) chicken sandwiches and chicken strips. Owner must be Christian or Mormon as the restaurants are closed on Sundays.

[Jason]

You get a pancake.

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

I have cooked the lucky winnner a nice breakfast consisting of eggs (Cooked any way ya like), sausage, pancakes, toast, and whatever drink ya want.

Inserts Coin

[1inamillion]

you get 2 * <of them

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get 3 of them!:D

*Inserts Coin*

[1inamillion]

you get a toe ring

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get the toe ring back, along with a new pair of diamond earrings.

*Inserts Coin*

[Ringil]

You get a pair of broken drum sticks.

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

cool! thanks!

Andre...you get a pierced ear and a hoop

*inserts coin*

[super]

you get a fly swater

*inserts coin*

[kenjr]

You get a Gibson Guitar...I'll give you FIVE COINS!!

*inserts 3 coins*

[Ringil]

You get a pick.

*inserts coin*

[hoonah*]

You get one post added to your post count.

*inserts coin*

[super]

you get a red fly swater

*inserts coin*

[newsgirl822]

you get a chuck norris doll. (Sorry Andrew!)
*Inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

The person who posts after me gets 1 gallon of pink dye, since it is probably thier favorite thing, lol!;)

As for the person who posted before me, they get $100!

*Inserts Coin, and leaves to go to marching band competition in Auburn, Alabama*

[kenjr]

you get two picks

*inserts 1 silver coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get a pair of broken drumsticks!:D

*Inserts Coin*

[ZippyApplePants]

you get a chicken drumstick


*inserts coin*

[HotWireD]

You get a voucher to take it back and swap it for a fried frog's leg.

'Inserts coin'

[Jason]

You get a voucher to take it back and swap it for a fried frog's leg.

'Inserts coin'

You get to guest star on CSI: Miami as a visiting SOCO from England.

*inserts a coin*

[ZippyApplePants]

you get more Key West shirts



*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get a free flight to anywhere in the world, at a hieght of 7036 feet above sea level!

*Inserts Coin*

[ZippyApplePants]

wouldn't I still be on the ground at that altitude? :confused:


Ah well, you get a new drum set


*inserts coin*

[kenjr]

Thanks.... you get a new, well two day old piece of pizza...

*insert coin*

[Ringil]

you get a used non-rechargable battery.

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a new sword!

*Inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get a set of 30 inch diamond-clad wheels with awesome chrome spinners!

*Warning, may not fit all makes/models of vehicle.:D

Inserts Coin

[1inamillion]

you get a corn dog

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get the corn dog back, cuz I hate corn dogs!

*Inserts Coin*

[1inamillion]

you get the hiccups

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

NOOOOO!!!! You get a cold, since you gave me the hiccups!

*Inserts Coin*

[Ringil]

You get a headache for giving Becka a cold.

*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

you get a hug for sticking up for me

*inserts coin*

[Col. Mustard]

you get gum from the bottom of my shoe
*inserts coin*

[ausgirl]

Your generosity has overcome me!

You get fresh in the pack, never been chewed gum, freshmint flavour.

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a ticket to Alabama! :D

*Inserts coin*

[S.A.Y.]

you get the new 3D Christmas Offerings

*inserts coin*

[phoenix]

you get a free poptart!
*inserts coin*

[rock_the_light]

You receive a brand new throw rug!

*inserts coin*

[S.A.Y.]

you get a free poptart!
*inserts coin*
i LOVE POPTARS hmm... yummy thx


You receive a brand new throw rug!

*inserts coin*

you get a dvd of your choice

[super]

you didnt get anything

*inserts coin*

[micahsky]

You get a Darkstar Tech Deck.

*inserts coin*

[super]

you get a flip skateboard

*inserts coin*

[micahsky]

You get a #2 Black warrior pencil.

*Inserts coin*

[super]

why?

you get a baloon

*inserts coin*

[micahsky]

You get a PINK Baloon!

*Inserts Coin*

[super]

but you get a REDbaloon

*inserts coin*

[micahsky]

You get a PURPLE baloon!

*Inserts Coin*

[super]

yay!
you get a pogostick

*inserts coin*

[micahsky]

You get a Peanut-Butter-& Jelly sandwich.
I'm running out of ideas. :)

*Inserts Coins*

[super]

you get a camera

*inserts coin*

[micahsky]

You get a Peanut butter & banana sandwich.

*Inserts coin*

[super]

you get a musturd and chip sandwitch

*inserts coin*

[p-GLOverflow]

You get some Cheatcakes... with even more steam and sugar than Grumblecakes!

*inserts coin*

[super]

you get a bird feeder!

*inserts coin*

[p-GLOverflow]

Wow that was random!

you get a Lappy 486!

*inserts coin*

[super]

you get a stool!

*inserts coin*

[p-GLOverflow]

Thanks! That always helps short people.

You get a mysterious remote because the device to which it signals is nowhere to be found... what could it possibly control...??

*inserts coin*

[S.A.Y.]

Thanks! That always helps short people.

You get a mysterious remote because the device to which it signals is nowhere to be found... what could it possibly control...??

*inserts coin*

you get a life size Mac Powell doll

ins*erts coin*

[ausgirl]

cool does it sing?

You get a lamington

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get front row tickets to any Third Day concert!

*Inserts coin*

[S.A.Y.]

cool does it sing?

You get a lamington

*inserts coin*

YES! it does

Eowyn you get all the starbuck coffee you can handle

*inserts coin*

[Col. Mustard]

you get a rotten apple invested with angry rabid worms :D
*inserts coin*

[dplineman]

you get a cow

*inserts coin*

[S.A.Y.]

YOU get a live duck (hope you know how to care for ducks:D )

*inserts coin'*

[1inamillion]

*bump*

[Col. Mustard]

you get a pen that dosn't work!
*insets coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a pen that DOES work!

*Inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get a bottle of ketchup

*Inserts coin*

[Ringil]

You get a bottle of Tomato Sauce.

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a cricket.

*Inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get a guitar pick

*Inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

you get a drum

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get a cookie!;)

*Inserts Coin*

[1inamillion]

you get nothing b/c you didn't insert a coin!

*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

you get nothing b/c you didn't insert a coin!

*inserts coin*
Yes I did insert a coin! Look!