Vending Machine

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Okay. What are we making? Mashed potaotes? I'll peel as long as you chop them up.

You get a knife and the peeled potatoes.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a blank notebook.

*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

you get an eraser.

*inserts coin *

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a ruler.

*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get a trapper keeper.

*inserts coin *

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a protractor.

*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get a T-square.

*inserts coin *

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a level.

*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get a plumb-bob.

*inserts coin *

[Jason]

You get a plum.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get little Jack Horner.

*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get Mother Goose's hat

*inserts coin *

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get Mary and her little lambs.

*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get the Old Woman's Shoe.

*inserts coin *

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get Wee Willie Winkie's nightgown.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a mother goose.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get goose liver.

[ausgirl]

Ick! You get nothing cause bettylu didn't deposit her money!! Cheapskate!!

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get your liver goosed. *inserts two coins to make up for before*

[Jason]

You get shrunk.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

Ooh, THANKS!! You get washed, waxed, and new car scented. *inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a photo of me ... autographed.

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

you get windows vista!!!


*inserts coin*

[Drummer Dude Go]

You get to visit our Christian band's MySpace at http://www.myspace.com/sufficientband, and you can see the new pic of our band leader (More band pics coming soon), see a great music video from a major Christian contemporary artist (This week's video is Kutlesse's "Sea of Faces" video), and see how our band got started. I'm the drummer for our band, BTW.

Enjoy our site, and add us as your Friend!

*Inserts drumstick*

[NurseBettyLu]

NOOOOO!!! Now You've gone and busted the vending machine. You get to fix the vending machine. I'd insert a coin, but I can't. Some dolt jammed a drumstick in there.

[jumpingmaniac]

*buys new vending machine*

*inserts $100 bill*

[Eowyn]

You get something worth $100.

*Inserts coin...*

[LuvJesus&3rdDay]

Does it involve 3D? :)

You get a stuffed bunny w/ a 3D shirt on (lol)

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

YES!! And yeah it does. :D
You get a new Third Dayized CAR!!! :D:D

*Inserts coin...*

[LuvJesus&3rdDay]

hehehehe!

You get Chronology Vol. 1

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get to be in the studio while they make a new CD (ssh! be vewy quiet...) *inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get to hear yourself on the new album coming out next year!

*Inserts coin...*

[NurseBettyLu]

YUK! I don't want to hear me, I can't sing worth shoot. We ALL get to hear THEM on their new CD. Trust me, you"ll thank me later. You get the biggest rice crispy treat in the universe. *inserts coin* (BTW, how do you Third Day-ize a car?)

[Eowyn]

You get to use your imagination!:D

*Inserts coin...*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a foot massage and a pedicure, complete with bright Gomer orange toe polish. *inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

get get nailpolish remover, in case Eowyn doesn't like her nail-job*;)
*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

Who could NOT like orange toenails? I'm not talking about that wierd fungussy orange, I'm talkin' flaming, outrageous, proud Gomer orange! You get flipflops to match. *inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

You get a laptop


*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a popsicle.

*inserts coin*

[splash_of_paint]

You get a lifetime supply of ice cream from Baskin Robbins!

*inserts coin*

[coldcupofjoe]

you get a can of evaporated water.


*inserts 3.75 in pennies and a piece of old chewing gum flattened to the sahpe of a quarter*

[S.A.Y.]

you get your coins stuck in the machine cause of the gum and make everyone else have to wait for the repair man to fix the machine



once the machine is fixed i'll insert my coin
*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

Somebody is always breaking the machine! Okay, so it was me once. Sorree, never happen again. It was the chocolate covered espresso beans. *Magically repairs the machine and inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a goat.

*inserts coin*

[ausgirl]

Jason you are such a kid.:rolleyes:

You get, a Mac Powell bobble head.

*inserts coin*

[LuvJesus&3rdDay]

You get a bag of green skittles

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a back of red peanut M&M's.
*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get bag of fertilizer
*inserts coin*

[LuvJesus&3rdDay]

you get to shout for Tai at the top of your lungs

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a Slim Jim.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

The kind you eat or the kind you break into cars with? Never mind. You get to ignore me if you like. *inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

I meant the jerky.

You get a bowling ball.

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

You get a lifetime supply of Dr. Pepper


*inserts coin*

[kenjr]

one big ugly caterpiller

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a butterfly.
*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get butter
*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

you get a fly
*insets coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get wings
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a bell.

*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get a savings and loan company

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get Bailey Bros. Building & Loan.

*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get 2 Ringling Bros. Barnum and Bailey Circus tickets.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get to talk me out of my hiding place when the clowns frighten me.

*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get flaming marshmallows to pitch at the frightning circus clowns.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Ooh, thanks.

You get to tell me how I'm supposed to throw something that's on fire.

*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

Very Carefully

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get an Avon catalog.

*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get a Pampered Chef catalogue

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a pair of orange high tops.

*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get a pair of Fuzzy Bunny Slippers.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a deck of cards.

*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get Poker Chips

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a Sequence board.

*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get Hangman......my son loves to use that game to practice for his spelling tests.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get Life.

*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get the Musicology of DCTalk

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

*screams* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Thankyouthankyouthankyou! ! :D :D :D

You get whatever you want, within reason of course. :D :cool:

*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

I'd like a trip to anywhere far away from here with free trustworthy onsite babysitting......ooo, and it has to be somewhere edumacational so I can count it for homeschool.:)

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a extra $1000 dollars to use as you wish on your trip.

*inserts coin*

[Les_Is_More]

You get to take my Chemistry exam tommorow. :rolleyes:

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

No, I'm on spring break and I refuse.

You get me protesting.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a dipstick.

*inserts coin*

[Les_Is_More]

You get a candy apple.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a gecko.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get to save loads of money on your car insurance bill every month by switching to Geico.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a pat on the head. *inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a friendly handshake.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get an autographed 8x10 of the Easter Bunny. *inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a book of puns.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get to pm me the rude ones. *inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a PM from me.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

Always welcome. You get a box of hot Krispy Kremes. *inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Yum. Those are always welcome as well.

You get a strawberry candy cane.

[NurseBettyLu]

Hard candy gets stuck in my bridgework. You get to take me to get my teeth cleaned. *inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get a trip to the Dental Hygenist

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a lollipop.
*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get a good ship
Actually, you can have the one Jason and I pillaged.:D
*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a wooden leg.

*inserts coin*

[S.A.Y.]

You Get Carne Asada

*inserts Coin*

[Jason]

You get to visit me.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get visited by a whole busload of Gomers. *inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a visit by the guys in the white jackets.
*inserts coin*

[faithingod]

you get a big shiny.... ball!
*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

you get a big shiny.... ball!
*inserts coin*
That coin you just inserted is awfully shiny!
You get a note saying that there are a whole lot of shinies locked up in the vending machine.
*inserts a sparkling shiny coin*

[faithingod]

does not try to rob machine merly plans johnny 59s demise!
you get a note that says faithingod's honor is more powerful than that!
*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a certificate of acomplishment stated you passed the test with flying colors (it has a shiny gold star on it).
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a bottle cap.

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a new... LIGHTBULB!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA H.... okay.

*Inserts coin...*

[LuvJesus&3rdDay]

you get a signed Chronology vol. 1

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a pickle.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a pickled toad.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get fried frog legs.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get the book How to Eat Fried Worms.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get the DVD Fried Green Tomatoes.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get to watch Steel Magnolias.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get to be a Disney princess.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Yay! How totally rockin' groovy is that! Thanks! :cool:

You get !!!!!!!!

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a @.

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get an ... .

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get abrand new roll of duct tape. *inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a duck wrapped in Duck tape...
http://www.whimsical-art.com/ProdImages/Bedducktapeweb.jpg
*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get to set the duck free!

*Inserts coin...*

[jumpingmaniac]

you get a Ps3

*inserts coin*

[S.A.Y.]

you get a wii

*inserts coin*

[LuvJesus&3rdDay]

you get free coverage on your medical bills!

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get physical therapy for nyour poor overused clicking finger. *inserts coin*

[S.A.Y.]

You Get Your Own Tv Show

*inserts Coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a star on the Gomer Walk of Fame. *inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get to meet Johnny Depp!

*Inserts coin...*

[jumpingmaniac]

you get a new CPU



*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get a stamp with my face on it.
*inserts coin*

[faithingod]

you get puppy kisses from sadie my sheltie puppy!
*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

You win the biggest fan contest!


*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get second!

*Inserts gold coin...*

[S.A.Y.]

you get a recording of Mac Rappin w/ the best!

*inserts coin*

[kenjr]

You get a Les Paul guitar signed by all the members of building 429

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get the scrubs I wore last night. Don't worry, I washed them. *inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

You get an 8x10 autographed picture of Third Day.



*inserts coin*

[BethelTraumaRN]

^*LOL*

You get my Chemistry homework. Lucky you.

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

You get front row tickets to the Glory Revealed Tour in Atlanta



*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get front row tickets to any concert you wish!

*Inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a three piece fried fish combo from Captain D's. Plenty of tartar sauce and malt vinegar. *inserts coin*

[Teresa79]

You get a bag of Wild White Nacho Doritos. They're yummy!

*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a cup full of sunshine.

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get a cup full of rain
*inserts some sort of unknown substance that she found in the bottom of her freezer*

[S.A.Y.]

You Get Back The Stuff You Inserted From Your Freezer

*inserts Coin*

[BethelTraumaRN]

You get a big cup of Starbucks Espresso Coffee!

*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get a piece of Triple Chocolate Mousse cheesecake.

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

You get pinched on Saint Patricks day



*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get a, "Kiss Me I'm Irish," button

*inserts coin*

[LuvJesus&3rdDay]

you get a string of green mardi gras beads!!!

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get a cow
*inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get to watch the story of St. Patrick as told the great people at BigIdea.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

you get me explaining the difference between o and zero. *inserts coin*

[LuvJesus&3rdDay]

you get a promotion

*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get a choo-choo train
*inserts coin*

[ThirdDayGirl]

The coin dosen't work so you go to the bathroom maybe when you come back the machine will work again. You go back to the machine and it dose work but someone is using, you watch them and they get an atographed 3d guitar that you've been wanting, the person who got the guitar jumped for joy right in front of you. So you kick the machine and leave b/c you broke it again. you dont get anything for kicking the vending machine.

*Steps up to the vending machine* It works again!
*Inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

Oh no! The darn maching is malfuctioning again. It appears that the previous item that came out of the machine broke the machine's vending mechanism. Now we have to order another one. Until then,
THE MACHINE IS OUT OF ORDER.;)
*goes to find someone who may have a vending mechanism handy*

[ThirdDayGirl]

You find a handy man! He fixes the machine! You sue the company that made the vending machine! You insert coin and you get a Leeland cd!

*I go up to the vending machine and inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

You become a huge third day fan, and throw out your leeland cd.




*inserts coin*

[LuvJesus&3rdDay]

You get a (late) pot of gold signed by Third Day!!

*inserts pocket lint b/c I'm broke*

[S.A.Y.]

U Get A Handful Of Lint

Inserts $5.oo

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get shoelace.

*inserts coin*

[unknown prophetess]

you get a stale mars bar...

inserts coin...

[NurseBettyLu]

you get a wi-fi hotspot you can carry around in your pocket. *inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a gallon of sweet tea.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

you get a package of hot-n-spicy flavored ramen noodles and a spork to eat them with. *inserts coin*

[LuvJesus&3rdDay]

you get Glory Revealed!!!

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get an autographed 8X10 of Third Day without having to spend $50 on the on-line store.
*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

You get fat from eating so much candy



*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get to move to South Dakota.

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

You get to move to South Dakota.

*inserts coin*


YAY!!! I have always wanted to go there!



You get a free 1 YR. Subscription to CCM Magazine.


*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a free 1 YR. Subscription to CCM Magazine.


*inserts coin*

Woohoo!

You get an autographed 8x10 of me.

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

Woohoo!

You get an autographed 8x10 of me.

*inserts coin*


Cool! One more to add to my collection of autographed 8x10's!


You get DSL

[Jason]

*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a glass of ocean water you have to drink.

*Inserts coin...*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get emergency medical intervention for the fluid imbalance caused by drinking all that salt water. *inserts coin*

[ThirdDayGirl]

You become a huge third day fan, and throw out your leeland cd.




*inserts coin*

Even if I do become a huge 3d fan (wich you already got me to be a fan) I still will like Leeland (no offence 3d)

[jumpingmaniac]

Even if I do become a huge 3d fan (wich you already got me to be a fan) I still will like Leeland (no offence 3d)


You get tickets to a third day concert!

[Jason]

*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get a soft drink of your choice.:)

*inserts coin*

[BethelTraumaRN]

You get MY week from Hell.

*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

That is so nice of you since my weekend was almost exactly that.

You get to star in a commercial for the product of your choice

*inserts coin*

[S.A.Y.]

You Get A Weave

*insert Coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get dredlocks.

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a mullet.
*inserts coin*

[Tehillah]

*inserts coin*

you get a gift certificate to your favorite clothing store- to go with your new hair

[jumpingmaniac]

you get two hard boiled eggs


*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

you get 2 pieces of toast

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

you get a shrunken head



*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

you get a baked apple with raisins and honey

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

you get birdseed




*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get, Blackbird

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

you get Third Day's phone number


*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get Chronology, a Third Day hoodie, and a Gomer shirt

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

you get a bag of onions



*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get a fist full of onion grass


*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

you get an autographed picture of me!



*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get an autographed picture of Zippo, Flea Circus Performer Extroadinare

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

you get to meat Jeremy Camp


*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get to go to Outback Steakhouse with Jeremy and his Fam.

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

You get tickets to every game of the World Series 2007

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

And yet again Dakota has forgotten to insert a coin. :rolleyes:

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

And yet again Dakota has forgotten to insert a coin. :rolleyes:

*inserts coin*


Sorry:rolleyes:


You get your own vending machine!


*Inserts coin*


YAY! I remembered

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a wad of toilet paper.

*inserts coin into own vending machine*

Wow, I got a new pair of flip flops.

*gets coin out of vending machine, then inserts it again*

Neato, a new Third Day CD.

*get coin out of vending machine, then...*

[1inamillion]

cheater!!!!!!!!!!
*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

you get to meat Jeremy Camp
Actually I did meet him but not sure about meating him.:rolleyes:
You get a spelling tutor.
*inserts coin*

[S.A.Y.]

you get a "my buddy" the life size doll for boys
does anybody remember that toy they even had my kid sister for girls

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

I always thought it was pretty creepy actually.
You get a "Baby Whines Alot" doll.
*inserts coin*

[1inamillion]

you get...a pink I-pod

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

You get a third day mouse pad



*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get a mouse. ( the kind that lives and breathes, not the computer kind)
*inserts coin*

[RevZeek]

You get some marshmallow peeps!

*inserts coin*

[Col. Mustard]

you get a hat that says "# 1 Dad"
*insert coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

you get a lifetime supply of ice cream!



*inserts coin*

[Col. Mustard]

who?
u get to do my algebra homework!! :D
*inserts coin*

[Kasie_89]

you get to do my AP chem homework.:D
*digs in pocket, discovers she is flat broke, and places pocket lint into the vending machine, crossing her fingers that somehow, someway, the vending machine will perform a miracle and give her something great*

[AtlBraves]

You get a pocket lint

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

you get a bottle of water

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

you get a kiss on the nose and a watermelon-flavored dum-dum pop. *inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

You get Rush of Fools new single "Undo"



*inserts coin*

[Eowyn]

You get a rare Third Day tape!! (There is one, and a man I know has it! :eek: )

*Inserts coin...*

[Kasie_89]

you get the backspace button on my keyboard
*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

you get chronology


*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get Spell Check ;)

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

You get Spell Check ;)

*inserts coin*

^ I'm on my moms laptop and i aint used to the keys being so close together yet.:)



You get a Martin guitar

*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

^Sure..sure, we believe ya. ;) :D

You get a copy of, "The Silliest Third Day Jokes Ever."

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

You get the Glory Revealed book


*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get free movie tickets for a year

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

you get a pair of socks



*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get a subscription to Plugged In

*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get a guitar pick used by Dr. Mark Lee

*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get a Mac Powell shoe lace

*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

You get a pair of boxing gloves

*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get Rich Franklin's teaching certificate ( UFC )

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

you get a DVD or your choice


*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get a Blockbuster Total Access membership

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

You get Netflix


*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get an 8-track cassette player.

*inserts coin*

[AtlBraves]

you get an ipod nano

*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get a Hot Wheels car carrier

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

you get the rest of the third day cd's


*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get a John Deere Tractor

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

you get a pooper-scooper

*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get a clothespin and rubber gloves

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

you get to use them along with the pooper-scooper.LOL!



*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

you get a plastic grocery bag to carry it around in :D

*inserts coin*

[jumpingmaniac]

you get a kite



*inserts coin*

[MP Gomer]

You get a Breezy Day

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a frog.

*INSERTS COIN*