Ask a nonsensical question...

[Hawkeye Childs]

the same reason the sky is blue ;)

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

[Eowyn]

As the owl said... 3!!

What's another question?

[Hawkeye Childs]

what? (hehe)

what's the difference between a duck?

[Johnny 59]

Okay, I'll bite. Between a duck and what?

[Eowyn]

A goose!!!


What's the difference between a duck and a goose?

[Johnny 59]

If you don't know I won't be asking you to duck any time soon.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

[Hawkeye Childs]

Okay, I'll bite. Between a duck and what?


the difference between a duck.

neither leg is both the same :)

[AtlBraves]

If you don't know I won't be asking you to duck any time soon.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Right where I left her.

What is the square root of a popsicle.

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Right where I left her.

What is the square root of a popsicle.
It's the root of the tree that was used to make the popsicle stick.

How can you "Taste the Rainbow?"

[Eowyn]

You eat Skittles!!!! HAHAHA!!!































































*crickets*




































..................Ok, so I'm not THAT funny...........
Why do I make so many stupid, random, not funny jokes and puns?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Because you're 13 years old (I think). It's a curse at your age. You'll grow out of it. ;)

Why would somebody young feel old?

[Les_Is_More]

Because they have been studying hard for finals like me.:D

Why would anyone like Rum Raisin ice cream???:confused:

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

1.) It has raisins. How could you not love raisins?? :confused:
2.) It's fun to say. "Rum Raisin." Gotta love alliteration. ;)

If I decided to sleep for a week, who would do my homework and take my finals?

[Les_Is_More]

I'm sure not going to volunteer. I've got my own finals to worry about sister!;) Actually, I finished today, but that doesn't mean I'm available to yours.:D

Why would anyone want to answer my question that I can't think of right now?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

I'm sure not going to volunteer. I've got my own finals to worry about sister!;) Actually, I finished today, but that doesn't mean I'm available to yours.:D

Why would anyone want to answer my question that I can't think of right now?
Because, I apparently have nothing better to do.

Why do I spend so much time on here?

[AtlBraves]

Because your addicted to the boards.

Why Is The Rum Gone?!?!?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

1.) It is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels.
2.) That signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me. Do really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?

How did I end up stranded on an island with you?

[Johnny 59]

You're dreaming.

Did you hear that? Is it the Kracken?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You're dreaming.

Did you hear that? Is it the Kracken?
No. I'm not on a ship, nor am I in the ocean.

Is it pronounced "crack-en" or "cray-ken"?

[Johnny 59]

In English or Scandinavian?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

In English or Skandivavian?
Skandivavian???

[Johnny 59]

Did I do that?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Did I do that?
Yes, you did. *shakes head*


English

[Johnny 59]

Opinions differ. Take your pick.

Is Captain Jack Sparrow really dead?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Opinions differ. Take your pick.

Is Captain Jack Sparrow really dead?
No. He's not. I firmly believe that.

How did Barbosa survive?

[Johnny 59]

The same way Shane did.

Why do cowboys ride off into the sunset?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Because they're afraid of the dark. They follow the sun.

Who's Shane??

[Johnny 59]

Shane (1953)
Directed by
George Stevens

Writing credits
Jack Schaefer
A.B. Guthrie Jr.

Genre: Drama / Western

Tagline: There never was a man like SHANE. There never was a picture like SHANE.

Plot Outline: A weary gunfighter attempts to settle down with a homestead family, but a smoldering settler/rancher conflict forces him to act.

User Comments: A masterpiece of filmmaking

User Rating: 7.7/10

Why don't cowboys want to die with their boots on?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Because they don't want to ruin their boots. A dead body will wreck boots.

What is the meaning of love?

[Johnny 59]

Love is nonsensical.

Why do fools fall in love?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Because birds of a feather flock together. Love is nonsensical and so are fools.

How does love lift us up where we belong?

[Johnny 59]

God is love.

Who am I, really?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

God is love.

Who am I, really?
You are a hermit, living alone in the wilderness of South Africa.

What am I?

[Johnny 59]

Very intuative.
Wow! How'd you figure that out?

What do the nonsensical ravings of a madman sound like?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Very intuative.
Wow! How'd you figure that out?

What do the nonsensical ravings of a madman sound like?
I'm very perceptive. I just know things. Like a sixth sense.

Like the sounds coming out of your mouth.

How does it feel to be in the presence of greatness?

[Johnny 59]

It feels like...springtime in the Rockies.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

As much wood as the wood chuck would cut. Or could cut........Or should cut.........oh, I'm just confusing myself.

Are you dazed and confused?

[Les_Is_More]

Who ME???.....Uh, I don't think so......Ok, I'm feeling a little confused now.;)

Why isn't it snowing at my house???

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Who ME???.....Uh, I don't think so......Ok, I'm feeling a little confused now.;)

Why isn't it snowing at my house???
Because the clouds are taunting you.

Why aren't there 24 carrots in 24 carat gold?

[Les_Is_More]

Because those carrots would have to be very small to fit in a ring or other jewelry.

Why is it all of the sudden quiet at my house?(which contains 7 other members of my family.)

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Because those carrots would have to be very small to fit in a ring or other jewelry.

Why is it all of the sudden quiet at my house?(which contains 7 other members of my family.)
I don't know. It's quiet here because my family just left. Well, it's quiet all except for my music that I turned up loud. :cool:

What is it about loud music that makes it so groovy?

[splash_of_paint]

I don't know. It's quiet here because my family just left. Well, it's quiet all except for my music that I turned up loud. :cool:

What is it about loud music that makes it so groovy?

Because dishes shaking in the kitchen cabinets has a mysterious effect on you brain cells. :p

Why don't cats like water?

[Johnny 59]

Alligators.

Oh where oh where has my little dog gone?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

He ran away, because you scared him.

Where is Pointer?

[Eowyn]

I don't know. Why are you asking me???

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

I don't know. Why are you asking me???
Because I'm supposed to.

Why are my legs bouncing?

[Johnny 59]

Too many skittles?

I know what an egg is, but what's a nog?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Too many skittles?

I know what an egg is, but what's a nog?
A nog is a substance from the planet Drog. The Drogians use it as an antihistamine. Very good when allergy season comes around.

How do you get over the rainbow?

[Johnny 59]

Like anything else. You just, "Get over it."

How do you top a twain?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Like anything else. You just, "Get over it."

How do you top a twain?
You put a hat on Samuel Clemmens' head.

Wherefore art thou?

[Johnny 59]

You put a hat on Samuel Clemmens' head.

Wherefore art thou?

No, you tep on the bwake tupid.;)

Who's Art?

[danbos]

No, you tep on the bwake tupid.;)

Who's Art?
A little guy in a place far, far away.

Why is "happy" a yuppie word?

[Johnny 59]

Why is Yuppie a happy word?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Why is Yuppie a happy word?
You didn't answer the question, genius. :rolleyes:

[Johnny 59]

You've never answered a question with a question?:rolleyes: :p

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You've never answered a question with a question?:rolleyes: :p
Well, yeah....but not in this thread. It's against the rules. ;)

You like to roll your eyes at me, don't you?

[Johnny 59]

Well, yeah....but not in this thread. It's against the rules. ;)

You like to roll your eyes at me, don't you?

No, I really just like that smiley.

Who on this thread follows the rules?
(that is my nonsensical question)

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

No, I really just like that smiley.

Who on this thread follows the rules?
(that is my nonsensical question)
No one.

How do you know that there are any rules?

[Johnny 59]

I read every single post on this thread and made up my own.:p

Who makes the rules?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

An overly paid mystery man. No one knows who he is, but we pay him millions of dollars every year just to make up rules. He's got a very cushy job.

Have you ever seen a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater?

[Drummer Dude Go]

Have you ever seen a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater?
NO!
Why are you so obsessed with purple people eaters today? I've seen you talk about them in like 3 threads now, lol!

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

NO!
Why are you so obsessed with purple people eaters today? I've seen you talk about them in like 3 threads now, lol!
Umm...it was only two threads, thank you very much. And, you forgot to post a question.:rolleyes: ;)

[Drummer Dude Go]

Umm...it was only two threads, thank you very much. And, you forgot to post a question.:rolleyes: ;)
Why are you so obsessed with purple people eaters today?

That would be a QUESTION, since it has a QUESTION MARK at the end of it, would it not?:rolleyes:

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

That would be a QUESTION, since it has a QUESTION MARK at the end of it, would it not?:rolleyes:
Sorry. I must have missed it because of my purple people eater obsession. :rolleyes:

Why are cheeks like roses?

[Drummer Dude Go]

Sorry. I must have missed it because of my purple people eater obsession. :rolleyes:

Why are cheeks like roses?
Cause they're red sometimes, like roses.

Why are the CHRISTmas colors red and green? Who choose those colors for the CHRISTmas season anyway?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Cause they're red sometimes, like roses.

Why are the CHRISTmas colors red and green? Who choose those colors for the CHRISTmas season anyway?
Because red and green is one of the best color combinations there ever was. They're very pretty together. :)

Why is there no word to rhyme with orange?

[Eowyn]

There is!! Some little kid somewhere made a word that rhymes with orange!! It's..... it's..... ROARANGE!! It means to roar. (OK, I made that up....)

Why are some people lack of common sense?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

There is!! Some little kid somewhere made a word that rhymes with orange!! It's..... it's..... ROARANGE!! It means to roar. (OK, I made that up....)

Why are some people lack of common sense?
That questions lacks common sense, Caitlin. Are you suggesting that some people are in essence a "lack of common sense?"

I'm just joking. I know what you meant. :p

Some people lack common sense because (in the words of Ron Weasley) they're thick. ;)

Why is the computer I'm using so slow?

[Eowyn]

It may be bogged down with DATA!!

What is mooshoo?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

The name of one of Larry's cebus.

Is it alright to be a redneck?

[Eowyn]

SURE!!!

Why do people up north think that ALL southerners are rednecks?

[danbos]

We don't all think that way...we got rednecks up here too. :D

Why did my cousin decide that for school, rhyming "fart" and "cart" was a good idea? :rolleyes: :D :p

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Because, like I said earlier, he's one of those people who doesn't have a lot of common sense, thick-headed. ;)

Why do people rhyme "again" with words like "rain?"

[Eowyn]

Cause they end the same!!


Why is it so awesome to say "confizzled"?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Because that's just a rockin' awesome word. I think I may steal that from you, Caitlin. ;)

How can someone's mouth be like a magazine?

[Eowyn]

Not sure... ask Showbread!
Use that word all you want, but remember who invented it.

Why do people laugh everytime I say "confizzled"?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Not sure... ask Showbread!
Use that word all you want, but remember who invented it.

Why do people laugh everytime I say "confizzled"?
Because it's such a funny sounding word. :D

Why do I walk around speaking in a British accent so much of the time?

[danbos]

Because it's such a funny sounding word. :D

Why do I walk around speaking in a British accent so much of the time?
Umm...cuz you're crazy? ;)

Why does a band called Superchic[k] have more guys than girls?

[Eowyn]

Cause that's just how it is!


Why is Max Hsu such a good photographer?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Umm...cuz you're crazy? ;)
That explains nothing. I was hoping for a less obvious answer. :rolleyes:

I'm not familiar with Max Hsu, so I don't know.

Why so many people like war movies?

[Eowyn]

Not sure. I can't stand them.


Max Hsu is a member of Superchic[k]. If you've seen pics, he's the asian one.

Why do people think my pictures are great, but I think they suck?

[Drummer Dude Go]

Cause the do.:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: (J/K!) I really dont know.

Why am I so thirsty right now?

[Eowyn]

Cause you won't drink anything!


Why are they're so many people in the world?

[danbos]

Cuz we listened to God and populated it.

Where did calling people "ding dongs" come from? ;)

[1inamillion]

stupid people

why do we need food to survive?

[Eowyn]

It's how God created us.


Why are iPods so annoying sometimes?

[Drummer Dude Go]

Because when you're trying to talk to your friends, they have thier little I-pod earphones in thier ears and they cant hear a word you're saying to them. They always say thier listening to you, but they're really just listening to thier music.

Why can't I ever think of a funny question for this thread?

[Eowyn]

Cause your not funny????


Am I insanely weird, or is it just me??? :p

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Yes, you are.

Why is Christmas my favorite holiday?

[Eowyn]

Because Jesus was born!!

Why has my brother already have Switchfoot's new CD?

[Drummer Dude Go]

Cause he's filthy rich, so he can get all the latest cd's! (Don't know if it's true or not, but it is a possible answer.)

To anyone that has Oh Gravity! from SF, how good is it? Is it better than Nothing Is Sound?

[Eowyn]

Not sure......... hard to tell..........



Why is iTunes so mean to me????

[Drummer Dude Go]

Cause I-Tunes is run by a greedy, money-hungry group of individuals who want your money no matter what, and so they find ways to rip you off all the time, therefore ticking you off. :D

Why am I hungry all the time, even after I eat allot of food?:confused:

[Eowyn]

Cause something's wrong with you?


Why are a bunch of people here to watch Auburn play??

[Johnny 59]

I haven't a clue. Seems pretty hard to comprehend. Why would they?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

[Eowyn]

Hmm........ Not sure.....


Why do all my answers seem to be I don't know?

[Kasie_89]

Because you do not, as you think, have a vast knowledge of the world around you. (wow, that was really deep!;) )

Why does it not snow in Georgia until March?:(

[Johnny 59]

Why does it not snow in Georgia until March?:(

Because it "never rains in southern California..."

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

[Eowyn]

That's been asked.

Why does "abbreviation" not have an "abbreviation"? :D

[Johnny 59]

Are you sure there isn't?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

[Eowyn]

Because cats would rather eat MEAT!! BWAHAHAHA!!!


Why did I laugh??

[Johnny 59]

Sinister thoughts.

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

[Drummer Dude Go]

B/c the airplane makers are too cheap, and that black box material would be "too expensive" to make a whole airplane out of.

Why is my car's CD player broken? It wont let me insert any CD's!:mad:

[Les_Is_More]

There could be several reasons. Do you have any younger siblings? Small slots are prime places to shove large objects into. Such as: rocks, garbage, popsicle sticks, legos, and other toys. Just for note, I speak from experience. :D

Why are there so many people that like metal? :confused:

[Whiteheart]

Cos its important for good health e.g. Iron, Magnesium

Why do they call it lipstick,,,it obviously doesn't work.

[Les_Is_More]

I don't know. I never use the stuff. :D

Why do American Football and European Football have the same name, but represent a different game?

[Johnny 59]

Because Football is football and footbal is soccer.

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

[Eowyn]

Because they never try...

Why do psychics never try to win the lottery?

[Les_Is_More]

They never think of it.:D

Why are so many people voting for Pedro?

[splash_of_paint]

Because Pedro rocks. :p

Who invented ice cream?

[Les_Is_More]

I wish I did. YUM!

Why is gym class always dreaded?

[Johnny 59]

Either the smell or the uniforms or the smelly uniforms.

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

[Eowyn]

It DOES??????? :p

[Les_Is_More]

Yes it does. I don't know why.

Why are black and white considered shades, not colors?

[Werwanderflugen]

Because Donald Trump said so.

Why is my room painted gray?

[Les_Is_More]

Because you first painted it black then white.

Why is there the saying, "its raining cats and dogs?"

[Eowyn]

Because one day in a village far far away, a kid ran inside to his parents and said "Mommy! It's raining little doggies!" And the parents go outside to discover their dog fell off the roof. :D


How can someone be a genius and be stupid at the same time?

[Johnny 59]

Human nature.

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Because they don't want them to die with an infection.

Why can I never find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?

[Kasie_89]

Because the lepracan has put all his money on a Visa Check Card. That way, he's not liable for fraudulent charges:D

If Barbie's so popular, why do we have to buy all her friends?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Because the lepracan has put all his money on a Visa Check Card. That way, he's not liable for fraudulent charges:D

If Barbie's so popular, why do we have to buy all her friends?
Because, sadly, most of the time, popularity is bought.

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?

[Johnny 59]

Because...
"In the months between the release of Ticket and the release of Close To You, the Carpenters were asked by Burt Bacharach to perform with him at a benefit performance for the Reiss-Davis Clinic. For the occasion, Burt asked Richard to arrange a medley of Bacharach songs. It was while Richard was selecting material for the medley that Herb Alpert suggested they include Close to You (at that time a little-known song). Upon hearing it Karen and Richard decided that although not right for the medley, the song would make a strong single. As fate would have it, they were playing the Westbury Music Fair in Long Island with Burt Bacharach on Memorial Day in 1970, two days after the single was released. In six weeks Close To You was No. 1 in the nation and in two months it became the Carpenters' first gold single. This single sold 1.8 million copies domestically making it their biggest seller."
-Liner notes
from The Singles 1969-1973 written by Digby Diehl

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

[Eowyn]

Never thought about that...

Why am I in love with a pancake? :D

[Johnny 59]

It's the syrup. You're stuck on him!

Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

[Eowyn]

No idea!

Why did you copy me?

[Johnny 59]

Alzheimer's

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

[Eowyn]

Because they don't want you to be apart!

Why am I here asking stupid questions?

[NurseBettyLu]

Because you're just dying to hear the stupid answers. Why do fools fall in love?

[rock_the_light]

Because they have nothing better to do with their time...

Why did I build a snowman yesterday who is scowling at the neighbors and has a water gun in his hand (or stick-hand)?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Because deep down you want to get rid of your neighbors, and since you can't legally do that, this was the next best thing.

Who is Red Rover?

[Johnny 59]

The origin of the name, Red Rover, and its usage in association with this game is not clear. Red Rover appears to have been used as a name for boats in the 18th and 19th centuries. In 1828 a steamboat called 'The Red Rover' was the first to service the Hatchie River.

In 1855, J. Fenimore Cooper, wrote a book called 'The Red Rover':

"...the lawless vagaries of the Red Rover himself, the pirate chief who glories in chaos and who orders his men 'All hands to mischief, ahoy!'"

On Christmas Eve 1862, Sisters of the Holy Cross, pioneers of the US Navy Nurse Corps, boarded the first hospital ship, the Red Rover, which aided the wounded soldiers of both sides during the American Civil War.

It is possible the name of the game derives either from the shuttling motion of a ship across a river, or, in the case of the nurses/sisters, from aid being given to both sides of a conflict.
-Wikipedia


Why don't you ask a nonsensical question?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

I just ask random things that pop into my head. And, in case you haven't read the first post in this thread, you're supposed to give a nonsensical answer, so I don't think Wikipedia counts.

Where is my hairbrush?

[Whiteheart]

Lex Luthor borrowed it.

If superman can stop bullets with his chest, why does he duck when you throw a revolver at him ?

[NurseBettyLu]

Because getting hit with a whole revolver might really HURT!! Why on earth am I still awake at this hour?

[Johnny 59]

Too much chocolate!;)
Who actually remembers the first post on a thread?:confused:

[Eowyn]

No one!

Why is everyone in the world seem the same?

[NurseBettyLu]

It's a clever ruse. If everybody knew how much fun individuality was, everybody would be doing it. But then we'd all be the same again. Why, I wonder, does every thread I post on eventually turn to chocolate?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Because chocolate to you is like Gollum's Precious. You are obsessed by it, so it's all you can talk about.

Why is it easier for me to come up with answers than it is for me to come up with questions?

[NurseBettyLu]

Perhaps it is caused by a softening of certain areas of the brain caused by a chocolate deficiency. Take two Hershey's kisses and call me in the morning. Are we the only two people awake at this hour? I'm at work (bit of a lull). You?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Yes, Dr. But I don't have any Kisses....

No, we're not the only ones. There are a couple of people lurking in the shadows out there.

I'm actually at home, in my room. I have problems sleeping, so that's why I'm always up so late.

Why does the sandman seem to visit certain people way too much, and then totally avoid others?

[Eowyn]

I don't know.

WHY does the Sandman seem to hate me?

[NurseBettyLu]

He doesn't hate you, you just don't give him enough chocolate. Seriously, have you ever tried Celestial Seasonings' Sleepytime Tea? It helps me relax, and I don't feel all dopeyheaded the next day. Why do we boil tea to make it hot, ice it to make it cold, put sugar in it to make it sweet, lemon in it to make it sour, say "Here's to you", then drink it ourselves?

[Eowyn]

Not sure I even understand what you just said!

Why am I so awesomely weird? :p

[NurseBettyLu]

Just lucky, I guess. What was that noise??? (by myself in the house tonite)

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

It was the Fuzz. He's spying on you. :eek:

How long is forever?

[NurseBettyLu]

Exactly one ever less than forever and ever. Why do we name cats when they never come when you call them?

[Whiteheart]

Mine do. But then they think they are dogs (I think)

Why don't Third Day wear Third Day t-shirts on stage ?? :)

[Johnny 59]

Why don't Third Day wear Gomer t-shirts on stage?;)

[Eowyn]

Because they don't feel like it!

Whydoes Johnny copy everyone? ;)

[Johnny 59]

Whydoes Johnny copy everyone?;)

[jumpingmaniac]

He tries to build up his post count:)


Why is a poodles hair curly

[NurseBettyLu]

I know a joke that starts out like that but the punchline is really rude. We won't go there. Does anybody really know what time it is?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Tool time! Duh!

What does Wilson look like?

[Teresa79]

A volleyball.


Why is the sky blue?

[NurseBettyLu]

'Cos somebody broke its heart. Where have all the flowers gone?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

All of the heartbroken females picked the petals off.

Why is my desk covered in post-it notes?

[NurseBettyLu]

You don' have a desk, it's just an enormous pile of post-it notes. Do you know the way to San Jose

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Yeah. Just make a right at the light.

What does Wisconsin smell like?

[Teresa79]

Cheese

Do you know the muffin man?

[NurseBettyLu]

Yeah, he lives on Drury lane. Hey! What are you lookin' at??

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You!

What am I thinking?

[NurseBettyLu]

That NBL is suffering from chocolate covered expresso bean withdrawal and needs caffeine bad. whazzup?

[Teresa79]

Watching the game, drinking a beer. (Not really)


Why are the public schools closed tommorow but the college isn't?

[NurseBettyLu]

Beats da heckus outa me...Will you still need me, will you still feed me when I'm 64?

[Johnny 59]

Probably not but I'll put Rocky Racoon on the case. Will you require chocolate covered expresso beans?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

No, I don't like coffee.

When you think Tim McGraw, do you think my favorite song?

[rossid]

Emily you just completed post #666. :eek:

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Oh, I did, didn't I.....well, I can be a little devilish from time to time. ;)

[Johnny 59]

Emily you just completed post #666. :eek:
Oh, now I understand that post.:D

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Oh, now I understand that post.:D
Took ya long enough. :rolleyes:

[Johnny 59]

Why do I keep posting when I could go home and take a nap?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Because you love us. ;) :D

Why has no one answered the last question I posted?

[Andi]

...because you don't want to miss out on the fun.

Why do my kids insist on making boats out of sponges?

[Johnny 59]

It works better than making boats out of bricks.

Why do people depend on a rodent to predict the weather?

[Eowyn]

They do?!?!?!? :eek::p:D

[NurseBettyLu]

Yeah! Puxatawny Phil is never wrong. Well, except when he's wrong. THEN he's wrong. Does NBL need a lie-down?

[Johnny 59]

Either that or some chocolate covered expresso beans.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[Eowyn]

One.

Why do me my brother and his friend make the stupidest videos ever?

[Johnny 59]

I don't know. Subject matter?:rolleyes:
Why is DSL sooooo expensive?

[Musicdude]

It's only $24.99 per month at my house.


Why are the words "laughter" and "daughter" only one letter off, but sound completely different?

[Eowyn]

Don't know...


Why do people act so stupid sometimes?

[Musicdude]

They usually aren't acting. ;)

Why can't Starbucks make a paper coffee cup that doesn't leak?

[Eowyn]

Because PAPER is detroyed in WATER which is a component of COFFEE! :D

Why do I love playing pranks of artists like Family Force 5??

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Because you have a twisted and perverted sense of humor. ;)

Why has this thread been dead for over a week?

[Eowyn]

Because we gained some sence and couldn't think of stupid questions!

Why is the world round? Why not square?

[Musicdude]

Because if it were square the fish would hurt themselves when they swam over the corners.

Where does your lap go when you stand up?

[NurseBettyLu]

To Lapland. What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

[Eowyn]

Um..... Nothing?? :p

What am I THINKING??? :D

[Teresa79]

Why you're so weird?


How does ink come out of pens?

[Eowyn]

One word.... MAGIC!!

How do I make stuff MAGICLLY appear?

[NurseBettyLu]

By thinking your happy thought. Oh, shoot, that's flying. I have no idea. Why do people say "It goes without saying..." then they say it anyway?

[Just Joan]

Because they don't want anyone else to say it.

Which one is the "other hand" things are on?

[Eowyn]

The right!! No, the left! :p

What in the world is a hoedown (I actually know)?? ;):p:D

[Teresa79]

I would say the Jeff Foxworthy definition of it, but it's not very nice. So, I'll just say it's a dance for rednecks.


Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

[NurseBettyLu]

I give up. Why? (Yeah the Jeff Foxworthy definition is quite rude. Don't wanna go there.) Why do they say a person needs no introduction,then they introduce them anyway?

[mammo girl]

Good manners.

Why doesn't the hair ON your arm grow as long as the hair UNDER your armpit (if you don't shave it)?

[Eowyn]

Maybe it does...

Why am I sick with allergies in WINTER??

[Phatboy298]

because you are allergic to things. (i am very obvious no)

why is 12 years old old for a car but not people?

[freakysoccer]

because cars don't last that long in comparison to the lifespan of a human.


Why can't people ever stop talking about american idol???????

[NurseBettyLu]

American Idol makes me retch. Who is this Time Being everybody does things for? You know, people say "We'll do it this way just for the time being..." So who is this guy?

[Phatboy298]

Its the man, man, so we should stick it to him.

Why do people think that if there country falls the world will end?

[Eowyn]

Because... they have to move!!!

Why am I a fast learner?

[Just Joan]

Because you want to learn to stop being slow maybe.

Why do they tell you on the Q-tips package not to put them into your ear, and that's the only reason anybody would buy them for?

[Phatboy298]

really it says that, thats ridiculous, maybe that want you toput them in your nose.

Why do people overreact?

[Just Joan]

Who decides what is OVER-reacting? Maybe it's appropriate-reacting. And no, I have absolutely no issues whatsoever with this topic. Not one. Zero. Stop looking at me like that. It doesn't bother me one bit. Really. It doesn't.

Why do the people who park in front of the store (in the no parking zone) think that they are the only ones in a hurry, or will only take 2 minutes?

[Phatboy298]

because they all are stupid.

Why is the government in control of everything?

[Just Joan]

Because people decided they would rather be taken care of (get $ from government without working) than be independant.

Why do people talk about their family or friends (who you have never met) and ask you questions about the situations like you know what they are talking about?

[Just Joan]

I think it's because they don't really care who is listening.

Why do pencils have erasers -- they don't work.

[3D NC fan]

I think it's because they don't really care who is listening.

Why do pencils have erasers -- they don't work.

Because you shouldn't make any mistakes that would require an eraser. It's said that you should always go with your first impression instead of changing it.

Why does "I don't know" seem to be a honest answer, but people try to cover up not knowing by making something up instead?

[Just Joan]

I don't know. :D

When you go clothes shopping at a sale, why does the only thing you like not have your size on the rack?

[kiwisongbird]

Something to do with a guy called Murphy isn't it?
:eek:
(Nothing here fits me ever!)

Why does the money always run out so fast and I feel like I've been wasting it when all I spend it on is bills and food?

[Just Joan]

I don't know the reason, but I have the same problem. I think it probably has something to do with not marrying wealthy. :D

Why does the peanut butter and grape jelly always fall toward the floor and not the bread?

[3D NC fan]

The law of gravity.

Why do people send out invitations to graduations and/or weddings and then seem surprised when you say that you'll be attending?

[Just Joan]

Evidently, you made the list at the request of someone else, or "I ought to invite..."

How many fraijuns are in a boongiglet?

(bet with self -- no one will answer this, and I will have to answer this myself)

[freakysoccer]

you will have to answer it yourself because i have no clue on earth what you're talking about.

Why is it that scientists are so closed minded? I mean a scientist is supposted to answer unanswered questions but anytime someone proposes an idea like bigfoot or nessie they say that it's impossible.

[3D NC fan]

you will have to answer it yourself because i have no clue on earth what you're talking about.

Why is it that scientists are so closed minded? I mean a scientist is supposted to answer unanswered questions but anytime someone proposes an idea like bigfoot or nessie they say that it's impossible.

Because they have their own theories that they spend much time and research trying to prove.

Why do people say come by anytime and then look shocked when you actually show up?

[Just Joan]

Because "any time" is from 6:45-7:12pm M, T, and 7:14 - 7:37pm Th only.

Why do people who are very noisy themselves complain the loudest about other people's noise?

[3D NC fan]

Because "any time" is from 6:45-7:12pm M, T, and 7:14 - 7:37pm Th only.

Why do people who are very noisy themselves complain the loudest about other people's noise?

Because they can't hear themselves being loud. :D
You forgot to answer the question about boon giglets.

[Just Joan]

It's a trick question - as everyone knows, boongiglets are found inside fraijuns, not the other way around. It would just be impossible for there to be even one fraijun inside a boongiglet -- it would just be silly to even consider it.

Why do women say "Oh, I'm sorry" when someone steps on their toe, or bumps into them? (why apologize when she was the one who deserves the apology?)

[3D NC fan]

It's a trick question - as everyone knows, boongiglets are found inside fraijuns, not the other way around. It would just be impossible for there to be even one fraijun inside a boongiglet -- it would just be silly to even consider it.

Why do women say "Oh, I'm sorry" when someone steps on their toe, or bumps into them? (why apologize when she was the one who deserves the apology?)

It's just what women do. We are SO polite.

What's up with people who have vanity plates on their car that make no sense?