Ask a nonsensical question...

[Phatboy298]

Because.

When?

[Aaron]

IDK.

When what?

[micahsky]

don' know



why do the #'s go in the order they do



120


Because that's they way they are.

Why can't we eat crackers & whistle at the same time?

[1inamillion]

Because that's they way they are.

Why can't we eat crackers & whistle at the same time?
you can;)

[Phatboy298]

Because that's they way they are.

Why can't we eat crackers & whistle at the same time?


I dont know.

Why?

[Aaron]

because.

why is this thread getting boring?

[Jumpychocofreak]

Because you've been on it too long.

Why are we called homeosapians?

[thirddaygomly]

Why does plastic turn white when you bend it?

[Aaron]

Why does plastic turn white when you bend it?
once again idk.

Why do energy drinks make you hyper?

[lizzie_1119]

once again idk.

Why do energy drinks make you hyper?

They don't make me hyper, they make me sleepy.

Why did the chicken cross the road?:p

[1inamillion]

cuz he could


why is this world filled with stupid ppl??

[Phatboy298]

cuz he could


why is this world filled with stupid ppl??

Because stupid people keep on marrying stupid people & having stupid children, then those stupid children marry other stupid children producing other stupid children etc. etc. therefore producing a world full of stupid people.

What did I just say?:confused:

[Eowyn]

You just explained why the world is full of stupid people.:rolleyes:


Why is music so awesome?:D :p ;) :eek: :) :p

[Phatboy298]

You just explained why the world is full of stupid people.:rolleyes:


Why is music so awesome?:D :p ;) :eek: :) :p

Because it music.

Why is Europian dance music the best?

[Aaron]

uh...is it?

Why did my best friend break his ankle recently?

[Phatboy298]

uh...is it?

Why did my best friend break his ankle recently?

What was he doing?(I must ask a question to answer the question :D)

[Eowyn]

I don't know cuz I don't know who HE is.



Why do I have so many favorite songs?:D

[Hornmaster]

Coz youre indecisive lol

why are you indecisive?

[Phatboy298]

Because shes a girl.:D

Why does being a teenager suck?

[Eowyn]

Because shes a girl.:D

Why does being a teenager suck?


WRONG!!:) It's cuz I'm random...

It just does.

Why is life so hard?

[Phatboy298]

Because death is herder.

Why do people hate?

[Eowyn]

I don't know. It's IMPOSSIBLE for me to hate, seriously. God's been to good to me.


Why is it so painful when a friend dies even though you know they're in heaven?

[Phatboy298]

Because its a little bit of you thats gone.

Why do people try to control other people?

[Eowyn]

They're control freaks.

*Answering machine playes "Hello no one is available to take your call. Please leave a message after the tone." tone*


Hello. Why is no one avalable to take my call? Why do I have to leave a message AFTER the tone? Why can't I leave a message BEFORE the tone?:D



(My mom done that to my brother.:p )

[Hornmaster]

the tone seems to be more important than you and me. even though it wouldnt exist if it wasnt for us... ugh :p

why is it called the 24hr clock, when theres only 23hrs and 59mins??

[guitardave]

To confuse the aliens (either from outter space or another country, green card or not)



Why is the word abreviation so long?:confused:

[hoonah*]

Dude! My thread has is alive! And to think that I left it to die!!! :p

Um...because...it is making up for all of the letters that are abbreviated...however much or little sense that makes...I am practically comatose...


Why do we get tired when we get up before our usual rising time? :P

[guitardave]

It all has to do with the gravitational pull of the moon on the polar ice caps causing the cooling trend in the Mid-Atlantic Current that we refer to as global warming.


Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

[S.A.Y.]

because it sounds really cool. ex "i drive on a driveway", how dull does that sound


how come it is a zero yet we say 4:"OH" 3 or 12 o'clock (what is an o clock anyways)

[Mugirl04]

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

[guitardave]

In order to best answer that question we must first know...

Exactly how much wood is in a "chuck"? :confused:

[hoonah*]

It is one of those things that we may never know...

What truly makes a nonsensical question?

[guitardave]

I believe it has to do with the square root of the coefficient of stiffness divided by density.



Why do birds...suddenly appear...every time...you are near?

[Eowyn]

That never happens to me...

Why is the Wal-Mart jewelry center in Clanton reffered to as the"plumber's convention"? (The answer is in white below if you want to know the REAL answer...:D )


Cuz they always have crack showing like some plumbers

[Cornelius]

Ok.....

Here's one: Where does your lap go when you stand up?

[Aaron]

Ok.....

Here's one: Where does your lap go when you stand up?
it's an ancient Chinese secret.

What happened on the boards in my leave of absence?

[guitardave]

It was taken over by aliens (that are here to do the jobs that no one else will do and do it for less money) :eek:

Why?

[hoonah*]

Whoa...Aaron....you and I need to stay around...we must protect the boards from Alien invasion...*draws lightsaber* [/starwarsoverload]

Why was I suddenly gripped with the urge to watch all of the Star Wars movies for the millionth time?

[Lady_Wing_9]

Why was I suddenly gripped with the urge to watch all of the Star Wars movies for the millionth time?
Because those are good movies.


Mullins - 49.2%
Hayley - 49.2%

Rest of World - 1.6%

Why does this seem so unfair to me? lol :p

[Aaron]

Because those are good movies.


Why does this seem so unfair to me? lol :p
b/c you are young and don't realize that the world is unfair.

Why is country music the best music in the world?

[Lady_Wing_9]

b/c you are young and don't realize that the world is unfair.
Now listen here kiddo I'm not young I just don't think it's fair for the hottness for the rest of the world to be 1.6% If I take some then that means even less to share! And for some reason I'm nice and like to share:rolleyes:

Why is country music the best music in the world?
Simply because you like it so much I would guess.


Why can't most people touch their toung to their funny bone:confused:

[Aaron]

Now listen here kiddo I'm not young I just don't think it's fair for the hottness for the rest of the world to be 1.6% If I take some then that means even less to share! And for some reason I'm nice and like to share:rolleyes:


Simply because you like it so much I would guess.


Why can't most people touch their toung to their funny bone:confused:
because they just can't.

Why am I so depressed?

[Lady_Wing_9]

because they just can't.

Why am I so depressed?
Ummm...because you have not yet gottin your hug today?

[Aaron]

Ummm...because you have not yet gottin your hug today?
no, I never get hugs.

Why is baseball America's pastime?

[hoonah*]

no, I never get hugs.

Why is baseball America's pastime?

You never get hugs? *hugs Aaron even if he does not want it*

Um...because...well...I don't know that...

[Lady_Wing_9]

no, I never get hugs.

Why is baseball America's pastime?
*bear hug for Aaron*

Baseball is America's pastime because America said so :p

Why can't my hair be this soft everyday?! *plays with super soft hair* :D

[Jason]

Why can't my hair be this soft everyday?! *plays with super soft hair* :D

Because you don't use mayonnaise enough.

Why do I post in this thread?

[Cornelius]

You probably just love nonsense!

How is a raven like a writing desk? (sorry, my little sister was watching Alice in Wonderland)

[hoonah*]

They are both in Edgar Allen Poe's writing.

Why do I have 226 emails in my inbox?

[Aaron]

Because of stupid spammers

Why is my spam folder better than Hoonah*'s?

[Drummer Dude Go]

Why is my spam folder better than Hoonah*'s?
I dont know how it could be "Better," I thought that all spam was bad.

Why is the sky blue? Why isnt it orange, or green, or some other color?

[lizzie_1119]

I dont know how it could be "Better," I thought that all spam was bad.

Why is the sky blue? Why isnt it orange, or green, or some other color?

I don't know. I think it should be brown.:p

Why is there computers?

[Drummer Dude Go]

I don't know. I think it should be brown.:p

Why is there computers?
Without computers, we would not be here chatting together, so I'm glad we have them!
Why am I posting/reading stupid questions on the Third Day boards when I have better things to do with my time?

[Eowyn]

Because you DON'T have anything else better to do.

Why is the grass green?

[lizzie_1119]

So cows can see it when they are eating. Duh!!!:p j/k

Why do we have hair?

[Eowyn]

Well, could you imagine a world full of BALD FOLKS?:D

[Phatboy298]

No, that would be bad.

[Drummer Dude Go]

Well, could you imagine a world full of BALD FOLKS?:D
Well, if you really think about it, the world is full of bad folks! Murderurs, rapists, robbers, cheaters, lyers, and other bad people. Its really sad.:(

[Eowyn]

We need another question!
hmmm........
Is it weird for a girl to wear a wristband right in between their wrist and elbow, kinda like a rapper does? Cuz I do...

[Aaron]

We need another question!
hmmm........
Is it weird for a girl to wear a wristband right in between their wrist and elbow, kinda like a rapper does? Cuz I do...
all rappers are weird, so yes.


Why are rappers so weird?

[Eowyn]

Who knows....

What is the question of all time? :D

[lizzie_1119]

What?!?!:p

What video game is the best of all time?

[Eowyn]

What?!?!:p

What video game is the best of all time?

I don't know...:D

Why don't guys sing?

[Drummer Dude Go]

I don't know...:D

Why don't guys sing?
WHAT!? Excuse me, but I believe our friend Mac Powell is a guy, and he sings, does he not?:rolleyes: :D

[Ringil]

I don't know. I think it should be brown.:p


Well, over here (in Chiang Mai, Thailand), the sky is brown most the time.

Why does work have to be hard?

[Eowyn]

WHAT!? Excuse me, but I believe our friend Mac Powell is a guy, and he sings, does he not?:rolleyes: :D

He does, but none from here in Clanton! Wait a sec, Mac IS from Clanton... Well, no TEEN guys do. Better?



Why does work have to be hard?


It just does!

Why are weirdos (like me) so cool? :D

[Eowyn]

*Bump*

[dplineman]

Why are weirdos (like me) so cool? :D


Cuz normal people get boring.


Why does noone no why the chicken crossed the road.



P.S. I'm a teen guy and I love to sing.

[Eowyn]

Cuz you're not supposed to know. It's why everyone makes up different reasons. For all we know, the chicken may have NEVER crossed the road!

Well, it's rare for a teen guy to sing in little old Clanton....

Why is the world round? Why not square? :D

[dplineman]

because Rubick's Cubes are annoying

Is the glass half-empty or half-full........or is there even a glass?

[Eowyn]

I think that it's half-full!

What is the one question always asked?

[dplineman]

The one question that is always not not asked.


How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?

[Eowyn]

Three! :D

Why is Veggietales so AWESOME?

[dplineman]

Cuz it's talking Veggetables.



Where would you be if you were where you weren't?

[Grank]

Cuz it's talking Veggetables.



Where would you be if you were where you weren't?
if i was where i wasn't then i wouldn't be able to be there as i would be there already...

why are ducks inferior to chickens?

[Ringil]

Because they are all around smarter.

Why is water wet?

[dplineman]

Because it isn't dry


What are you doing if your not doing what you may or may not be doing?

[Eowyn]

Nothing. :D

Why is it SO MUCH FUN to put hair-dye in others hair?

[dplineman]

Cuz you have a problem

Why is blue better than green?

[Eowyn]

Because blue is calming.....

And I DON'T have a problem...... At least I don't THINK I do....

Do I have a problem? :D

[Aaron]

Well I don't know you in person so I can't say...but I certainly don't think so!

How many problems does Michael Jackson have?

[Eowyn]

Many....

Why is Jack Sparrow cool?

[Aaron]

He's cool because he has a good personality, but he deserves to die since he sent his friends to almost certain death on purpose several times.

Why is Davy Jones weird?

[lizzie_1119]

Couldn't tell you, I haven't seen the movie yet.

Why do chickens lay eggs?

[Eowyn]

Because that's how God created them.

Why are there so many questions and not many answers?

[Aaron]

Because we're humans

Why do things look blurry after staring at them for an hour?

[Eowyn]

I didn't know that was possible. :D

How come most people I know are weird?

[hoonah*]

Because you scare normal people(if you are anything like me).

Why is all the rum gone?

[Ringil]

'Cause when there's rum, you're dreaming.

What was that?

[hoonah*]

You don't want to know.

Why?

[Ringil]

It looked interesting.

Why don't I want to know?

[hoonah*]

Because you have delicate cognitive functions.

How?

[Eowyn]

How... what? :D

[The MAc]

That's the way God made you.

If you where a pig in love with a goose but she didn't love you back because she was in love with the cow what would you're favorite color be?

[dplineman]

Blue cuz it's a cool color


If you are two years old how old is your sister?

[Drummer Dude Go]

200 years old!

Why is the sky blue, besides for it being everybody's favorite color?

[Eowyn]

Because it wants to be!

How is it possible for there to be so many nonsensical questions?

[Drummer Dude Go]

Because there are so many nonsensical people!

Why are there so many nonsensical people here?

[Musicdude]

Why are there so many nonsensical people here?

Because the loony bin was full.

If you were alone in a forest and you said something, and your wife wasn't there, would you still be wrong?

[dplineman]

It depends did you tell her later what you said?

Why is it that it's always that you can never find the remote when your most tired?

[Eowyn]

It's God's way of saying, "Get up!" :D

Why do they put buttons on the TV when no one uses them?

[Ringil]

'cause they're easier to find than the remote.

Why are the terms good morning and good evening greetings, but you say good night as a goodbye.

[Eowyn]

I don't know....

Why did people use to think the world was flat?

[Ringil]

'cause maps were always flat, and they were idiots.

Why does a standard calculator have 8 digits on the screen. Why not 9?

[Eowyn]

They don't want you to get lost in the numbers. :D

Why is Algebra so hard?

[Drummer Dude Go]

Cause whatever idiot came up with it wanted everyone to be very confused with all thoose stupid numbers and variables. C'mon, everybody knows that A=A, A will never equal some number!:rolleyes: :D

Why do I have a huge book to read for English this weekend?

[Brian4Him]

Cause you obviously can't read a huge Algebra book in one weekend. lol...


Why is there a "Break" key on my keybaord that does nothing?

[super]

cuz every time you push it your keyboard "breaks" little by little

why do we come on the computer almost every day?

[Eowyn]

Cuz we need to! (Or so we think... *Looks around*)

Why do people think that they need something when they don't?

[super]

cuz they see it on tv

why does everybody have ipods?

[Drummer Dude Go]

cuz they see it on tv

why does everybody have ipods?

Because, unlike me, thier filthy rich (Mine really arent, but we have what we need.) parents cave in to thier greedy demands, and buy them a $200-$500 MP3 player, b/c it holds 10,000 songs.
How can one find the time to download that many songs anyway?

Why does everyone on earth except for me have a cell phone?

[1inamillion]

er i don't have one either...no need for one rly

why do ppl feel the need to have what others have just cuz they don't have it when they don't rly need it but just want it

[Ringil]

'cause often it can be fun to have what other people have so you can join in.

Why do people look at 666 and think "evil" but not have a problem with 333 x 2?

[1inamillion]

cuz they are so wrapped up in themselve they fail to notice?

why are yall keeping me from my food?!

[Ringil]

'cause you're so blonde you don't know that you can leave any time. :p

why doesn't Becka just decide to go eat if she's hungry?

[Drummer Dude Go]

Cuz you're silly enough not to go get it, bring it to your computer desk, and eat it while you chat with us!:D

How did the number 666 become "Evil" or "Satanic" anyway? I've never actually heard why it is evil, but I know it is.

[1inamillion]

ha wanna bet?

[super]

why is noone doing the game?

[Eowyn]

Cuz we're running out of questions.

Courtesy of KJ-52, Why is there brail at a drive-up ATM?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

I just found this thread and it looked like fun.

I don't know what KJ-52 thinks, but I'm gonna say that people are uber-concerned with trying to cater to people so they tend to do non-sensical, unnecessary things to accomplish that.

Why is my desk sitting in the corner in pieces?

[danbos]

Haha, good question, don't really know the answer though.

Why does everyone buy ipods when you can get mp3 players much cheaper?

[Ringil]

Haha, good question, don't really know the answer though.

Why does everyone buy ipods when you can get mp3 players much cheaper?
'Cause they are victims of commercialism. I personally, would never buy and iPod. :)

Why does "B" come after "A"? Why can't "A" come after "B"?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

'Cause they are victims of commercialism. I personally, would never buy and iPod. :)

Why does "B" come after "A"? Why can't "A" come after "B"?
Because "A" has a big ego and has to be first. ;) :p

Why can some people roll their tongue and others can't?

[Eowyn]

Don't know.

Why is KJ-52 SO AWESOME??? :D

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Don't know.

Why is KJ-52 SO AWESOME??? :D
Because before he was born God said "You're going to be awesome."

Why is this thread so much fun?

[Drummer Dude Go]

Because we rock, and we make this thread fun!

Why cant I think of a stupid question to ask yall?:D

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Because we rock, and we make this thread fun!

Why cant I think of a stupid question to ask yall?:D
Because you're running out of stupid brain cells. :eek:

Why is there not a word that rhymes with orange??

[Eowyn]

No clue.

Why does Matthew Thiessen have to be the worlds worst freestyle rapper?

[danbos]

No clue.

Why does Matthew Thiessen have to be the worlds worst freestyle rapper?
Just because...the voices said so.

Who really is wearing those silly shoes? :p

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Just because...the voices said so.

Who really is wearing those silly shoes? :p
What silly shoes would you be referring to??

[danbos]

It's from the track hidden after the song "Jefferson Aeroplane" on Relient K's "Two Lefts Don't Make a Right...But Three Do" CD. Which is also where Matthew Thiessen being the worst freestyle rapper ever came from. :D

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

It's from the track hidden after the song "Jefferson Aeroplane" on Relient K's "Two Lefts Don't Make a Right...But Three Do" CD. Which is also where Matthew Thiessen being the worst freestyle rapper ever came from. :D
Okay, I'm clearly out of the loop.

[danbos]

Okay, I'm clearly out of the loop.
I'm sure Eowyn would know what I'm talking about. :p :D

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

I'm sure Eowyn would know what I'm talking about. :p :D
If only she were here. ;)

[Eowyn]

If only she were here. ;)
I"M HERE! And danbos, I know what you're talking about.

[Drummer Dude Go]

It's from the track hidden after the song "Jefferson Aeroplane" on Relient K's "Two Lefts Don't Make a Right...But Three Do" CD. Which is also where Matthew Thiessen being the worst freestyle rapper ever came from. :D
HA! I love that hidden track! It makes me laugh out loud every time I hear it!

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

We stopped asking questions.

Why did we stop asking questions??

[splash_of_paint]

because ya'll got side-tracked! Why do you laugh when something is funny?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

because ya'll got side-tracked! Why do you laugh when something is funny?
Because God created laughter and wanted to give that gift to us. It makes life so much more fun!! :D


What are the plastic tips of shoelaces called?

[splash_of_paint]

lace tips...:confused:
why are lemons sour?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

lace tips...:confused:
why are lemons sour?
They have a name, but I can't remember it at the moment.

It has to with your taste buds. There are certain ones that recognize things like lemons as tasting sour. It's a whole big long explanation that I won't go into.

Who was the 18th president?

[splash_of_paint]

They have a name, but I can't remember it at the moment.

It has to with your taste buds. There are certain ones that recognize things like lemons as tasting sour. It's a whole big long explanation that I won't go into.

Who was the 18th president?

Ohh yeah, I knew that about the taste buds....I just fogot!
Ulysses S. Grant was the 18th prez.

Why is pink a 'feminine' color?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Ohh yeah, I knew that about the taste buds....I just fogot!
Ulysses S. Grant was the 18th prez.

Why is pink a 'feminine' color?
I don't know. Pink is pink and anyone can like it no matter who they are. I know a guy who has this pink shirt that says "Hot Stuff" on it. It's the coolest!! :cool:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[splash_of_paint]

I don't know. Pink is pink and anyone can like it no matter who they are. I know a guy who has this pink shirt that says "Hot Stuff" on it. It's the coolest!! :cool:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I saw a guy wearing a screaming pink shirt that said, "tough men wear pink" It made me laugh out loud!

As for the woodchuck....probably alot!

Why are little kids afraid of the dark?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

I saw a guy wearing a screaming pink shirt that said, "tough men wear pink" It made me laugh out loud!

As for the woodchuck....probably alot!

Why are little kids afraid of the dark?
I think it's because of the unknown. I never was afraid of the dark, so I can't know for sure.

Why do some kids ask so many questions that they already know the answer to?

[splash_of_paint]

I think it's because of the unknown. I never was afraid of the dark, so I can't know for sure.

Why do some kids ask so many questions that they already know the answer to?

I don't know, but it annoys me!!!

Why are rocks hard?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

I don't know, but it annoys me!!!

Why are rocks hard?
So they won't break easily??

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

[splash_of_paint]

So they won't break easily??

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

a peck?

why do bears like honey?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

a peck?

why do bears like honey?
Because honey is good!! ;)

WHy do bees fly even though it's theoretically impossible?

[splash_of_paint]

Because honey is good!! ;)

WHy do bees fly even though it's theoretically impossible?

Bee-cause anything is possible with God! LOL!

Why do older people not like rock music?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Bee-cause anything is possible with God! LOL!

Why do older people not like rock music?
It just depends on the person.

Why is singing so much fun?

[splash_of_paint]

It just depends on the person.

Why is singing so much fun?

because God designed it to be a joyful way to worship Him!

Why is red the most disturbing color?

[Eowyn]

Not sure...


Why is it so hard to think of DUMB questions?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Not sure...


Why is it so hard to think of DUMB questions?
Because they're dumb questions, that's why.

Why is this thread so addicting, even though it's utterly useless?

[splash_of_paint]

It's addictive because it's fun!!!!!!

Why are some people left handed and other people right handed?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

It's addictive because it's fun!!!!!!

Why are some people left handed and other people right handed?
So left-handed people and right-handed people can join hands and help each other. :)

Why is VeggieTales so cool??

[splash_of_paint]

So left-handed people and right-handed people can join hands and help each other. :)

Why is VeggieTales so cool??

I like your answer!!!!!

Veggie Tales is cool because vegetables talk and are able to make it through life with no arms or legs!

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

I like your answer!!!!!

Veggie Tales is cool because vegetables talk and are able to make it through life with no arms or legs!
Thank you, but you forgot a question. :p

[splash_of_paint]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh my goodness! I can't believe I did that!!!! LOL!

Why do dogs and cats not get along?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh my goodness! I can't believe I did that!!!! LOL!

Why do dogs and cats not get along?
Some do. It just depends on the dogs and cats.

Why is youth wasted on the young?

[splash_of_paint]

beats me!

Why is the river rich?

Hey....I remembered the question this time! LOL! *pats self on back*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

beats me!

Why is the river rich?

Hey....I remembered the question this time! LOL! *pats self on back*
Good for you. :p

Because there are gold deposits in it??

Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

[splash_of_paint]

Good for you. :p

Because there are gold deposits in it??

Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

Thanks!

Actually...because there are banks on both sides of it! LOL! An eleven year old told me that!

I don't know.....I'm an artist.....uhhhhh.....sur e, why not?!? I don't know....tell me, please! I'm really curious!

What is the largest logical number?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Thanks!

Actually...because there are banks on both sides of it! LOL! An eleven year old told me that!

I don't know.....I'm an artist.....uhhhhh.....sur e, why not?!? I don't know....tell me, please! I'm really curious!

What is the largest logical number?
Haha, funny!!

I can't paint with the colors of the wind, so don't ask me.

I also have no idea what you're talking about with the number.

[splash_of_paint]

glad to make you laugh and sorry to confuse you........

Why are smilies always yellow?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

glad to make you laugh and sorry to confuse you........

Why are smilies always yellow?
Because "they" said so.

Who are they??

[Musicdude]

Because "they" said so.

Who are they??

The Governmental Agency of Secrecy. Or GAS. :D
They see you when you're sleeping. They know when you're awake. Oh wait, that's Santa Clause. Doh!:o

Why can't chickens fly?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

The Governmental Agency of Secrecy. Or GAS. :D
They see you when you're sleeping. They know when you're awake. Oh wait, that's Santa Clause. Doh!:o

Why can't chickens fly?
Because they're too chicken.





I know. That was bad. :rolleyes: :D :p ;)



Why are penguins always dressed for the ball??

[splash_of_paint]

.....because they can't take their skin off..........

Why are carrots orange?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

.....because they can't take their skin off..........

Why are carrots orange?
Okay, I can give a serious answer, or I can be clever and quirky, or totally stupid....which one................


Carrots are orange because when God was creating them there weren't many orange things, so to complete the whole spectrum of colors found on this planet, he decided to make them orange.


Now to think of a question..........

Why are musicians so cool?

[Ringil]

Okay, I can give a serious answer, or I can be clever and quirky, or totally stupid....which one................


Carrots are orange because when God was creating them there weren't many orange things, so to complete the whole spectrum of colors found on this planet, he decided to make them orange.


Now to think of a question..........

Why are musicians so cool?
Because they play music. And generally, music is cool.

Why is pink usually thought of as a girly colour?

[danbos]

Because they play music. And generally, music is cool.

Why is pink usually thought of as a girly colour?
Just look at it! :p

Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

[splash_of_paint]

because that's what the signs tell you to do! :D

Why is sugar sweet?

[SnugglePug]

because that's what the signs tell you to do! :D

Why is sugar sweet?

Because we have to have something to add to veggies to make kids eat em (at least we always add a slight touch of sugar to our corn.....)

Why are most caucasin babies eyes blue and asian babies eyes brown when they're born?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Because we have to have something to add to veggies to make kids eat em (at least we always add a slight touch of sugar to our corn.....)

Why are most caucasin babies eyes blue and asian babies eyes brown when they're born?
Because we buy into stereotypes too much.


Don't really know where that came from, but it's not really supposed to make sense any way, right?


Why is "coniption" (sp?) such a fascinating word?

[splash_of_paint]

gotta be crazy with this one.....because the words are in a mysterious order that sets off a fascination chemical in your brain! LOL! :D

Why does gum get tough after you chew it for a while?

[Eowyn]

Cause it eats your teeth! :D


Why am I weird??:p

[splash_of_paint]

because we need weird people in the world to make life more.....interesting

Who invented nail polish?

[Eowyn]

No clue.

Why do people try NOT to be weird, when, obviously, being weird is totally awesome??

[coldcupofjoe]

becuase 59 impotant people got together and decided to be normal a long time ago and now everyone wants to be normal just like them.

where are green?

[Dance_for_him]

Cause sometimes ppl think being weird sucks.
I really hate being weird.

why is it that nerds and geeks are the ones who say stupid things, and the popular cool ppl say the non-stupid things????????:confused:

[splash_of_paint]

Because people already have a stereotype stuck in their head that nerds are supposed to do un-cool things and popular people are perfect. :rolleyes:

What causes hiccups?

[Dance_for_him]

there is a large muscle below your lungs. It moves up and down as you breathe, sometimes it goes crazy and so ya get the hiccups. Or just by drinking too much soda, or using too much Germ-X.


Why does Third day rock harder live than they do on the radio????

[splash_of_paint]

there is a large muscle below your lungs. It moves up and down as you breathe, sometimes it goes crazy and so ya get the hiccups. Or just by drinking too much soda, or using too much Germ-X.


Why does Third day rock harder live than they do on the radio????

OK....did you just throw that germ-x thing in there because you saw that I love germ-x? LOL!

They rock harder in person because it's loud and they're actually there and the whole thing is just rockingly awesome! :D

Why is water clear?

[Johnny 59]

OK....did you just throw that germ-x thing in there because you saw that I love germ-x? LOL!

They rock harder in person because it's loud and they're actually there and the whole thing is just rockingly awesome! :D

Why is water clear?

So you can see the "Baby Ruth bar" floating in the pool.

Where's all the blue food?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

So you can see the "Baby Ruth bar" floating in the pool.

Where's all the blue food?
It got lost in the blue ocean that is my brain.

Where have all the cowboys gone? ;)

[danbos]

It got lost in the blue ocean that is my brain.

Where have all the cowboys gone? ;)
To the circus! ;)

Why is hockey so awesome? :D

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

To the circus! ;)

Why is hockey so awesome? :D
Because you like it so much. :D


What about playing cards is so addictive??

[Johnny 59]

Because you like it so much. :D


What about playing cards is so addictive??

Because if it wasn't what would be the point.

Why is it funny when the vice-president accidentally shoots someone in the face but not funny when a jerk comedian gets his comeupance in the streets of New York?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Because if it wasn't what would be the point.

Why is it funny when the vice-president accidentally shoots someone in the face but not funny when a jerk comedian gets his comeupance in the streets of New York?
Because people are more afraid of offending a comedian than they are the vice-president.

What does the color 9 smell like?

[splash_of_paint]

Because people are more afraid of offending a comedian than they are the vice-president.

What does the color 9 smell like?

"9's not a color and even if it was, you can't smell a color.......my point exactly!" -Chris Rice

Who invented the umbrella?

[danbos]

The Chinese...overe 4000 years ago. ;) (Thanks google:D )

Why do I post on here instead of doing my homework?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

"9's not a color and even if it was, you can't smell a color.......my point exactly!" -Chris Rice

Who invented the umbrella?
I don't know exactly, but who ever it was stumbled over his words when he named it. Many people don't know this, but it's just supposed to be "brella," but when naming it, the inventor said "um" and it stuck.

Not that any of you would be gullible enough to believe that, but just in case I want to point out that I made that up. ;)


Why does my accent get thicker the older I get?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

The Chinese...overe 4000 years ago. ;) (Thanks google:D )

Why do I post on here instead of doing my homework?
That's the question of the century, and I don't think it will ever be answered.

[splash_of_paint]

I don't know exactly, but who ever it was stumbled over his words when he named it. Many people don't know this, but it's just supposed to be "brella," but when naming it, the inventor said "um" and it stuck.

Not that any of you would be gullible enough to believe that, but just in case I want to point out that I made that up. ;)


Why does my accent get thicker the older I get?

*raises hand* I was gullible enough to believe it. :rolleyes: LOL!
Because you're proud of it? I'm proud of mine!
Why do cats meow and dogs bark.......not the other way around?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

*raises hand* I was gullible enough to believe it. :rolleyes: LOL!
Because you're proud of it? I'm proud of mine!
Why do cats meow and dogs bark.......not the other way around?
Because they fit. The word "bark" works for a dog and "meow" works for a cat.

Why are penguins not airborn like other birds?

[splash_of_paint]

Because they fit. The word "bark" works for a dog and "meow" works for a cat.

Why are penguins not airborn like other birds?

Because God thought they looked cute waddling around!
Why is a goldfish called that if it's orange? Why not orange fish....or gomerfish! :p
goldfish.......oFISHal fish of gomers!

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Because God thought they looked cute waddling around!
Why is a goldfish called that if it's orange? Why not orange fish....or gomerfish! :p
Because whoever named it never learned his colors. ;)

Why do flashy things catch your attention?

[Johnny 59]

Because people are more afraid of offending a comedian than they are the vice-president.

What does the color 9 smell like?

"...it smells like...VICTORY!"

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

"...it smells like...VICTORY!"
We've already passed that question. :rolleyes:

[Johnny 59]

Because whoever named it never learned his colors. ;)



Why do flashy things catch your attention?

To warn you of oncoming lightning bolts.

Why men sweat and women perspire?

[Johnny 59]

We've already passed that question. :rolleyes:

Wow, my dial up service really is sloooow.;)

Who made these rules?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

To warn you of oncoming lightning bolts.

Why men sweat and women perspire?
I don't know about other women, but I sweat. ;)

Why are some people easily embarrassed?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Wow, my dial up service really is sloooow.;)

Who made these rules?
Rules....we have rules??? :confused: ;)

[Johnny 59]

I don't know about other women, but I sweat. ;)

Why are some people easily embarrassed?

Why are you asking me that question?:o :o :o

What's up with mosquitos?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Why are you asking me that question?:o :o :o

What's up with mosquitos?
Well, if they're not up, then that means their down and their wings must be broken.


Who's your daddy??

[Johnny 59]

Well, if they're not up, then that means their down and their wings must be broken.


Who's your daddy??

I AM

Who's your mamma?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

I AM

Who's your mamma?
Well said.

Yo mamma!! So there! ;)

How do you like me now??

[Drummer Dude Go]

Well said.

Yo mamma!! So there! ;)

How do you like me now??
I dont.:eek: (J/K!:D)

Why is the sky blue?

[Johnny 59]

I dont.:eek: (J/K!:D)

Why is the sky blue?
Cause he can't get no work, his woman done him wrong and his hound dog left him.

How deep is the ocean?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Cause he can't get no work, his woman done him wrong and his hound dog left him.

How deep is the ocean?
Deep enough to have a hole in the bottom that holds a log, with a bump, with a frog, and a fly, with a wing, with a flea.

How do you fix the hole in the bucket?

[Johnny 59]

Deep enough to have a hole in the bottom that holds a log, with a bump, with a frog, and a fly, with a wing, with a flea.

How do you fix the hole in the bucket?

You don't. It's supposed to have a hole in it (at the top :D ).

How do they get those fleas to swing on the trapeze?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You don't. It's supposed to have a hole in it (at the top :D ).

How do they get those fleas to swing on the trapeze?
P.T. Flea trains them. ;)

Where is Thumbkin?

[Whiteheart]

on my handkin ??

Why don't steamrollers roll steam ?

[Johnny 59]

on my handkin ??

Why don't steamrollers roll steam ?

The same reason steamcleaners don't clean steam.

What does the TMX stand for in Elmo TMX?

[Eowyn]

Not sure.


Who knows?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Not sure.


Who knows?
God knows. ;)

Who are you listening to?

[Eowyn]

KJ-52, of course!! The ONLY nonsensical person!!


Why am I so awesome? :cool:

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

KJ-52, of course!! The ONLY nonsensical person!!


Why am I so awesome? :cool:
Okay, I was tempted to say a not-so-non-sensical answer, but this is the non-sensical question thread, so I'll give a non-sensical answer.

Because the fleas think so. :p

Who are the "Who's"?

[Whiteheart]

Who are the "Who's"?

Apparantly they are a group of people who help themselves. http://whos.com.au/


Now,,what I wanna know is,,,Can you buy specific items at a general store ?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Apparantly they are a group of people who help themselves. http://whos.com.au/


Now,,what I wanna know is,,,Can you buy specific items at a general store ?
No. Specificity is not allowed at a general store. You must be very vague when shopping there. The employees get mad when there are too many details.


How can something be perfectly awful??

[Eowyn]

I don't know! Maybe it's the words..... :p


Why do people contradict themselves?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

I don't know! Maybe it's the words..... :p


Why do people contradict themselves?
Because, unbeknownst to most people, we all have split personalities, and they are constantly battling each other.

What's a snozzberry?

[Whiteheart]

A descriptive noun..meaning Nose.

How does a towel get wetter the more it dries ?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

A descriptive noun..meaning Nose.

How does a towel get wetter the more it dries ?
It's an optical illusion. All good magicians are skilled in that trick. Lots of smoke and mirrors.

Why would anyone want to be drop dead gorgeous?? If you kill everyone you see, what's the point in looking good??

[Whiteheart]

Could think of worse ways to die !

Why don't bananas have bones ?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Could think of worse ways to die !

Why don't bananas have bones ?
Because if they did, I wouldn't want to eat them.

Who invented the wheel?

[Whiteheart]

A wheely bright person.

If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors ?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

A wheely bright person.

If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the USA, where would they bury the survivors ?
Under a pile of poparazzi, because they would be famous for living through a crash.

Do dogfish and catfish get along?

[Whiteheart]

I have never asked one to find out.

If your neighbours peacock laid an egg in your backyard,,,who would own the egg ??

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

I have never asked one to find out.

If your neighbours peacock laid an egg in your backyard,,,who would own the egg ??
Whoever imagined that the peacock laid the egg. People have a right to claim their mental illusions.

How long does it take for a emu to fly a ten miles?

[Whiteheart]

Depends on what aircraft the Emu is in.

Do you put brown or white or seeded toast in the toaster ?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Depends on what aircraft the Emu is in.

Do you put brown or white or seeded toast in the toaster ?
Doesn't matter, as long as it's not black. We don't want burnt toast to get any more burnt.

How smart would I be if I only had a brain?

[Whiteheart]

Not very. A brain needs blood thus needs a heart too

How old would you be if you didn't know ?

PS I don't put toast in a toaster,,,only bread :)

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Not very. A brain needs blood thus needs a heart too

How old would you be if you didn't know ?

PS I don't put toast in a toaster,,,only bread :)
Right. I have a habit of missing the obvious. :rolleyes:

If I didn't know what?? I don't know a lot of things, but that doesn't determine my age.....

Why are we wasting our time on this thread?

[Whiteheart]

Because we are bored,,,or procrastinating ??

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Because we are bored,,,or procrastinating ??
My reason would be the latter, and also the fact that I'm addicted to these boards. ;)

Why didn't you post a question?

[Whiteheart]

I excercised my democratic right not to.

Why did they name unsolicited emails after a processed meat ?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

I excercised my democratic right not to.

Why did they name unsolicited emails after a processed meat ?
Because some people (crazy ones in my opinion) don't like said processed meat, so they name something else they don't like after it.

What is a jimmie?

[Eowyn]

Who knows...


What am I thinking? :D

[AtlBraves]

I know but can't tell, it's a secret.

Where is the fire

[Eowyn]

What Fire???

[AtlBraves]

That Fire :D

Why did that idiot that let the dogs out never come out and admit to it so those guys would stop asking the same stupid question.

[danbos]

That Fire :D

Why did that idiot that let the dogs out never come out and admit to it so those guys would stop asking the same stupid question.
Because they were scared of them.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Because they were scared of them.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
It was Noah. He was cooped up in that ark for so long, surrounded by all those animals. I'm sure it got kind of boring. He was bound to start experimenting at one point or another.

How in the world did anyone look at an avocado and think, "I bet this thing is pretty tasty. Let's cut into it."?

[Johnny 59]

It was Noah. He was cooped up in that ark for so long, surrounded by all those animals. I'm sure it got kind of boring. He was bound to start experimenting at one point or another.

How in the world did anyone look at an avocado and think, "I bet this thing is pretty tasty. Let's cut into it."?

It was probably a Mayan or an Aztec after seeing it being eaten by a giant tree sloth. Again probably the some person who bit into a lime and said, "Wow, I think I'll have another."

Why is an orange an orange and a banana not a yellow?

[Hawkeye Childs]

It was probably a Mayan or an Aztec after seeing it being eaten by a giant tree sloth. Again probably the some person who bit into a lime and said, "Wow, I think I'll have another."

Why is an orange an orange and a banana not a yellow?


cause then the sun block would be called "Yellow Boat" and the song wouldn't sound as good.

Who invented the Zipper? cause that was the coolest idea ever!

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

cause then the sun block would be called "Yellow Boat" and the song wouldn't sound as good.

Who invented the Zipper? cause that was the coolest idea ever!
It was a woman long ago. She was trying to find a some way other than buttons to keep her family's clothes together. Buttons would fall off constantly and she got tired of sewing them on, so she came up with the zipper. The cool name for her invention came from the sound it makes. Very zippy.

What's a spink?

[Hawkeye Childs]

It was a woman long ago. She was trying to find a some way other than buttons to keep her family's clothes together. Buttons would fall off constantly and she got tired of sewing them on, so she came up with the zipper. The cool name for her invention came from the sound it makes. Very zippy.

What's a spink?


it's a pink skunk

Why is the sky blue?

[Eowyn]

I don't know.... ask a scientist!!

Why on earth is the earth round?