chicken v. duck

[ails]

This is a very serious question and not to be taken lightly..
think before you answer and when you've thought...think again!
Well...
Ails

[ails]

OK i think a duck cuz think of all the classic ducks we have in our world today...
Daffy Duck/Donald Duck/Duck Dodger (arguably Daffy Duck)/the entire Ducks of the Future cast/Joey's duck, Duck in Friends
the list goes on, anyway a chicken would run away!!!!!!!!
Ails

[bdfwinn]

Hard to say... its easy to speculate that the chicken would be too "Chicken" to even show up for the fight. THen again the other participant might duck the whole thing too.
Bill

Got red meat on the grill cya l8r

[ails]

Hard to say... its easy to speculate that the chicken would be too "Chicken" to even show up for the fight. THen again the other participant might duck the whole thing too.
Bill

Got red meat on the grill cya l8r

sweet!!! hahaha
anyone else wanna join this sided debate???
Ails

[Phatboy298]

Chicken. Have had alot of experience with chickens mean little buggers. If I have a choice of eating either of them prefferable duck.

[kiwisongbird]

I've seen a few chicken fights in my years here in SE Asia - no way a duck would last - I'm presuming that it would be a male chicken, not a female.... Before we came here I thought it was a really cruel thing, but they don't fight to death, not even to large amounts of damage, the roosters are worth too much ;) :) Beautiful creatures :)

[Hawkeye Childs]

duck...absolutely the duck...they're smarter and braver than chickens!

[teachermom]

Gotta go with the duck! They are pretty smart- I've SEEN the AFLAC commercial!! :p

[Hawkeye Childs]

yeah no kidding! he can write checks, seal envelopes, TALK, use the phone, pay for take out...;)

[1inamillion]

HA! i made it a tie.. i would have to say duck..don't know why but i did...ducks are cool anyway..i think

[HotWireD]

HA! i made it a tie.. i would have to say duck..don't know why but i did...ducks are cool anyway..i think

I have to agree with 1inamillion.

I would like to think that a duck would be too civilsed to fight.

Hopefully, they would have a few rounds and then make friends!

[Aaron]

Go Chickens!!!

[silly4HIM]

If the duck was Baby Huey...he'd win~ :D

[bdfwinn]

yeah no kidding! he can write checks, seal envelopes, TALK, use the phone, pay for take out...;)

Never thought of it like that. Good point Hawkeye Childs, the duck could just write a check to the mafia and have a hit put out on the chicken... bada bing bada boom its done and over wit'.
Bill

[1inamillion]

Never thought of it like that. Good point Hawkeye Childs, the duck could just write a check to the mafia and have a hit put out on the chicken... bada bing bada boom its done and over wit'.
Bill
bwhahaha :p

[seeker]

I voted turkey.

[Phatboy298]

Turkeys are the meanest, they would eat the chicken & the duck for lunch.

[The Oddball]

Hmm, I'm going to say the chicken. There is no doubt that the duck is smarter, however should the event occur where they would be forced to fight each other, the chicken has the tactical advantage. A duck is cunning, but the chicken is well equipped with talons and a sharp beak as opposed to webbed feet and a blunt face. Ducks are good at biting. I know because I've been bitten, but the chicken has more plumage, therefore more cusion and more difficult for the duck to actually bite down on something vital. The ducks best bet is to use arial attacks ie. dive-bombing because chickens are more than challenged by flight. In the end, though, my money's on the chicken although I'll root for the duck.

[ails]

HA! i made it a tie.. i would have to say duck..don't know why but i did...ducks are cool anyway..i think
Nicely Said!!!!!
COME ON THE DUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

[micahsky]

Chickens!!!
I've got a rooster that
keeps on attacking me evry time I
go into my chicken coop.
I've got a BIG cut on my leg from
where he attacked me last.

[bdfwinn]

but the chicken has more plumage,


Reminds me of
"He's not dead He's resting!" "He's got beautiful plumage."
"He's pining for the fjords"

Wink if you know the sketch. ;)

Bill

[seeker]

After giving this much thought and consideration I have only one question...

Do the chickens have large talons?

[bdfwinn]

After giving this much thought and consideration I have only one question...

Do the chickens have large talons?


Not talons so much as spurs... like a dew claw.

Usually 1/3 the way up from the foot. Sometimes as long a 1 1/2"

Bill

[micahsky]

My rooster's spurrs are like one inch long.

[The Oddball]

After giving this much thought and consideration I have only one question...

Do the chickens have large talons?

YES!!!!

Sorry, Bill, but I can't think of the scetch you're referring to. It seems familiar. Napoleon Dynamite though... amazing

[kiwisongbird]

With reference to the sketch I fear we may be moving away from chickens and ducks and going towards parrots!!!! (or would I dare mention albatross on these boards!!??)

I still think the chicken would win - nice well taken care of Burmese fighting cock would do the trick..... :) :) :)

[The Oddball]

Oh yes, of course "this is an ex-parrot" ;)

man, I'm off my game. I totally should have known that one. Oh well

Quack!

[ails]

I still think DUCK but hey... im open to persuadsion!!!!


What about this one...
Mario or Pacman?!?
Ails

[bdfwinn]

Oh yes, of course "this is an ex-parrot" ;)

man, I'm off my game. I totally should have known that one. Oh well

Quack!

awesome
"Look mate!, If I hadn't nailed that bird down he would have muscled up those bars and voooom!"
Bill

The duck wins hands down he's got bugs bunny on his side. "Of course you realize, this means war."
Bill

[truster]

OK i think a duck cuz think of all the classic ducks we have in our world today...
Daffy Duck/Donald Duck/Duck Dodger (arguably Daffy Duck)/the entire Ducks of the Future cast/Joey's duck, Duck in Friends
the list goes on, anyway a chicken would run away!!!!!!!!
Ails


Don't forget the Mighty Ducks... so much can be done with a stick and a puck! :)

[thirddaygomly]

Sarah Haynes sent me this picture.

[bdfwinn]

he ha he ha he ha he hooo hooo haaa hah *wheezes* he he he hah ha ha

That was down right FUNN EEEE
Bill

[kiwisongbird]

If I can get one of my children to show me how, I'll go take a photo of some of the lovely chickens in our neighbourhood and post some...

[Thirddaywannabe]

The duck would win, hands down.

Not only is he smarter, he is also more calm and less likely to lose his mind and give himself a heart attack and lose all of his feathers like the chicken would. While it is true that the chicken would have a better defense, there is no means to say that the duck is without its own feathers for protection. The duck also is more mobile than the chicken, being able to fly and swim. He also has greater wing strength, as to use to blow something into the chickens eyes. There are other advantages to the duck, too...but I have to leave right now.

Oh yeah, a quack can be ten times as scary as a "cluck" or whatever other kind of sound chickens make.

[Grank]

in a REAL fight on dry ground a chicken would destroy a duck. what is the ducks offense? his beak? chickens have large talons.

[ails]

in a REAL fight on dry ground a chicken would destroy a duck. what is the ducks offense? his beak? chickens have large talons.
fair but chickens are 2 thick 2 realise their weapon where as ducks can use their quick wit and common sense 2 win...hands down!
ails

[Drummer Dude Go]

Well, Chickens are, wel...Chicken, so I will have to go with Duck!

[prayercloth sis]

Anyone remember Foghorn Leghorn????? Wish I could post a photo... I think he was the big rooster on the Bugs Bunny cartoon hour years ago???

Anyway that's what I thought of when I read these posts!!!

Ducks and chickens are mean...so I really do not know!!!

[HotWireD]

Anyone remember Foghorn Leghorn????? Wish I could post a photo... I think he was the big rooster on the Bugs Bunny cartoon hour years ago???

Anyway that's what I thought of when I read these posts!!!

Ducks and chickens are mean...so I really do not know!!!

I remember Foghorn Leghorn.
Daffy Duck and Foghorn Leghorn probably have very similar levels of intelligence lol.

[mcgreen311]

Wow, you guys *shakes head* How about we bring a llama into the picture?

"Llama, llama, llama, DUCK, llama, llama, llama"

[ails]

Wow, you guys *shakes head* How about we bring a llama into the picture?

"Llama, llama, llama, DUCK, llama, llama, llama"

have u ever seen a llama, kiss a llama on the llama, llama llama tastes of llama, llama llama DUCK!!!!!

the most pointless song ever but pretty catchy! ails

[Grank]

i say, i say... chickens, boy, chickens... chickens would beat ducks


has anybody seen the episode of aqua teen hunger force where the robot turkey is talking about super evolved chickens from the future?

[prayercloth sis]

Okay..thanks for the Foghorn legnorn photo!!!!

But I still do not know who would who...

Who won...

The Duck...????

or the Chicken?????

[HotWireD]

Okay..thanks for the Foghorn legnorn photo!!!!

But I still do not know who would who...

Who won...

The Duck...????

or the Chicken?????

Apparently the fight night was a 'no show'....

The duck ducked out and the chicken chickened out of the venue.

[SueQ]

Hard to say... its easy to speculate that the chicken would be too "Chicken" to even show up for the fight. THen again the other participant might duck the whole thing too.
Bill

Got red meat on the grill cya l8r

That joke kinda put me in a fowl mood........

[ails]

wel i gues its even
i got 2 ducks 4 christmas so i mite try it out...is that animal cruelty?!?:rolleyes:
ails

[Eowyn]

You need a chicken! :p :D

[danbos]

A chicken...it's got a pointier beak.

[Jason]

Bawk!

[NurseBettyLu]

Bawk right back atcha. I got chased by a goose as a child--marred me for life. I cast a write-in for goose.

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Chicken, I'd say.

[Just Joan]

If the chicken and the duck are fighting each other, I'd vote for the chicken (more mobile).

But if the chicken and duck are both fighting a different animal, oh say.....a tiger, I'd vote for the tiger.

[NurseBettyLu]

Okay, so how about seagulls? Serious bullies of the bird world.

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Okay, so how about seagulls? Serious bullies of the bird world.
Hey, hijacking threads is supposed to be my job. :rolleyes:

[NurseBettyLu]

I'm not hijacking, just borrowing it for awhile. Okay, okay, i say chicken.

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

I'm not hijacking, just borrowing it for awhile.
Good.

[Johnny 59]

If the duck was Baby Huey...he'd win~ :D
Unless the chicken is Foghorn Leghorn, that is.

[Eowyn]

I'm still with the chicken. Chickens aren't that chicken. :D :p

[Johnny 59]

Okay, so how about seagulls? Serious bullies of the bird world.
"Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine..."

[Eowyn]

NEMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




























































.........Sorry, I had another moment there....

[Johnny 59]

There are no fish in this fight.:rolleyes:

[Just Joan]

"Why a duck?"
Chico Marx, "The Coconuts"

[NurseBettyLu]

How come I'm the only one who gets fussed at for hijacking??? Notfairnotfairnotfair!!!! !! *stamps feet*

[Godgrl Gomer]

Was gonna say a chicken...them are scary! They run fast and peck at ya ankles.:eek: :( LOL
I dont like chickens....been chased too many times...

But a duck...that bill can be very ...snappy...;)

[ails]

Was gonna say a chicken...them are scary! They run fast and peck at ya ankles.:eek: :( LOL
I dont like chickens....been chased too many times...

But a duck...that bill can be very ...snappy...;)
u better believe it ducks can b pretty mad when u annoy them!!!
ails:D

[mammo girl]

I'd say duck. I agree chickens would run or fly.

My husband was riding with his boss in a golfcart one day during duck season (wabbit season- no duck season- sorry bugs bunny moment) and they came up on a bunch of ducks. Boss was driving and sped up on them thinking they would fly out of the way. Didn't happen. He ran over 4 of them. My husband with the snappy comback told him to back up over 1 more and he would have his 5 for the day.:D

[NurseBettyLu]

I don't think ducks are overly bright. My vote is still with "seagull" and DON'T FUSS AT ME FOR HIJACKING!!

[Col. Mustard]

23/23 it's a tie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

[Jason]

Ostrich

[NurseBettyLu]

"Elmo Wants to be a Chicken, Elmo Wants to be a Duck...

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

How come I'm the only one who gets fussed at for hijacking??? Notfairnotfairnotfair!!!! !! *stamps feet*
I still get fussed at, too. But I can't help it.... :p ;)

I actually haven't participated in a good hijacking in a while.....

[NurseBettyLu]

I think it's because I have no attention span at all...ooh, look, a chicken...

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You can say that again. :rolleyes:

[NurseBettyLu]

I think it's because I have no attention span at all...ooh, look, it's a chicken...

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You added "it's." That wasn't in your last post. You really do have a short attention span if you didn't remember that. :rolleyes:

[Jason]

Literalist.

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Yeah, so what?

[NurseBettyLu]

I just wanted to see if I could make her roll her eyes again.

[Jason]

I just wanted to see if I could make her roll her eyes again.

You like easy challenges, don't you?

[NurseBettyLu]

Yup, I guess you could say so. Have you ever seen a thread so utterly and completely hijacked? Some of my finest work, I'd say. And I'm relatively new at this...

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Yes, I have. But you've done quite a good job, all the same. ;)

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You like easy challenges, don't you?
And I'm always happy to rise to the occasion. ;)

[Jason]

:rolleyes:

[NurseBettyLu]

Oh, no, look, she's got you doing it now:rolleyes: Not me, too?!?!? HELPMEEEEE!!!!! -- oops, sorry, I vote duck -- or am I supposed to throw something? I forget.

[Jason]

*throws ducks*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

:rolleyes:

You throw things in Food Fight and Pillow Fight.

Oh, and Jason how could you throw those poor ducks. What did they ever do to you?

[NurseBettyLu]

We made her roll her eyes again! We made her roll her eyes again! I'm gonna start keeping count.

[Teresa79]

Good luck with that.

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Good luck with that.
Uh...what she said. Unless you're just going to count in this thread. That'll be easy. But it'll be kinda hard to keep up with all the threads. Because, I don't know if you noticed, but I do this :rolleyes: a lot.

[Johnny 59]

Duck does :rolleyes: *Throws him back to Jason!*

[Jason]

*juggles ducks*

[freakysoccer]

I think the duck because i have personally been chased by a duck before, they're kind of mean, and in my expierence with chickens they are kind of stupid.

[Johnny 59]

*twirls stupid chicken*

[Just Joan]

Does it work to yell "Duck!" if you are throwing a duck? Then should you?

[NurseBettyLu]

Does anybody even vaguely remember the original subject of this thread?

[Teresa79]

Does anybody even vaguely remember the original subject of this thread?

Who would win in a fight: a chicken or a duck?

[NurseBettyLu]

Oh. I thought it was something about learning to embrace your inner chicken. Silly me...

[Godgrl Gomer]

OHHH boy...you guys are soooo funny! My tummy hurts...

Any Aussies remember this?


Pluck a Duck! Pluck a Duck!
Not a Chicken or a Cow!
Pluck a Duck!
Thats him right now!!

[Johnny 59]

http://users.bigpond.net.au/jellery/angry_daffy_duck.gif
"You quackin' to me?"

[NurseBettyLu]

duck Season!!!!!!

[Godgrl Gomer]

fire!!!!!!

[Godgrl Gomer]

:p

[Sharon]

How about a duck with 4 feet?

[Johnny 59]

How about a couple two-headed ducks?
http://static.flickr.com/55/161850036_98035a1110_s.jp g
http://images.scotsman.com/2006/04/13/crypto-pix1.jpg

[NurseBettyLu]

When Oh When Did This Thread Go So Terribly Wrong??????

[Eowyn]

Long ago on page... I forgot. :D

[Godgrl Gomer]

How about a duck with 4 feet?
Ohhh the poor darling...

[Eowyn]

I think it's photoshop...

[NurseBettyLu]

I don't know...it looks pretty real.

[Eowyn]

Maybe... I don't know. I give up. :D

[Godgrl Gomer]

Just found a google video of Chicken keeping the peace, stopping two rabbits fighting. Once they had separted them and were confident they were not going to go back at it, they walked off...just like in a school yard! So funny! Cant figure out how to post it...

gosh I am surfing the net looking for chickens and ducks! Whats happening to me!?! :eek: :( ;) :p

I found it on chickenmafia.com

[NurseBettyLu]

Maybe that's for the best.

[NurseBettyLu]

Ok, today at the big Wal store I saw one of those musical greeting cards with a chicken holding an accordion on the front. Open it up and the accordion plays "Chicken Dance". Started to buy it, but it was five bucks. So I just added it to my "That's Just Wrong" file.

[Eowyn]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! !!!!!! :D :p

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

When Oh When Did This Thread Go So Terribly Wrong??????
Does it matter really??

[Johnny 59]

Here's what you need, Chicken Dance Elmo:
http://i.walmart.com/i/p/00/04/81/88/90/0004818890648_215X215.jpg

[NurseBettyLu]

"Elmo Wants to be a Chicken, Elmo Wants to be a Duck..." Ichanged my ringtone to Chicken Dance. I think it's a cry for help.

[Eowyn]

Here's what you need, Chicken Dance Elmo:
http://i.walmart.com/i/p/00/04/81/88/90/0004818890648_215X215.jpg
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! It's Elmo!! *Runs in fear* *Elmo attacks David* I no longer think Elmo is evil. ;)

[NurseBettyLu]

Yes, Elmo is our friend. Now come along, the truck from the Place With the Rubber Walls is waiting for the both of us. And look, two new friends with pajamas with really long sleeves...

[Johnny 59]

http://www.starwars.com/community/fun/caption/2004/03/img/caption134.jpg
"Attack me will you!"

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

This weekend, at the church camp retreat I went to, the song we made up for out team we set to the tune of the Chicken Dance. I didn't even realize the irony until now. Looks like I can't escape the chickens no matter where I go. :rolleyes:

[Johnny 59]

Bawk!

[Jason]

Bawk!

Impostor.

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Bawk!
First Dan and now you. :rolleyes: One chicken is more than enough.

[Teresa79]

*throws chickens in a cage*

[Godgrl Gomer]

you guys are funny!:p :D I love reading this thread.

[Teresa79]

Thanks, we try. ;)

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

you guys are funny!:p :D I love reading this thread.
That's what we're here for. ;)

[NurseBettyLu]

I thought we were here to learn how to embrace our inner chicken.

[Teresa79]

I did that years ago.

[Johnny 59]

"Quack"

[newsgirl822]

Ducks, no question. Ducks are cute, chickens are... yummy. (ha ha) I love Duckies. Ducks rock.

[NurseBettyLu]

Ducks are tasty, too. DUCK SEASON!!!!

[Johnny 59]

"Wabbit season!"

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Duck season!

[Eowyn]

:D:DThe Chicken Song (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/chickensong):D:D

[Johnny 59]

Duck season!
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/5216/maroon6ma.jpg
"Wabbit season!"

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Wabbit season!

[Eowyn]

*Turns David into a wabbit* That'll change his mind... :D

[Johnny 59]

Hey, I'm not fallin' for that.
What kind of maroon do you think I am anyway?
Wait, don't answer that.

[Eowyn]

Hey, I'm not fallin' for that.
What kind of maroon do you think I am anyway?
Wait, don't answer that.
Fine, but you're still a wabbit. :p

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Hey, I'm not fallin' for that.
What kind of maroon do you think I am anyway?
Wait, don't answer that.
Smart move.

[Johnny 59]

*Turns David into a wabbit* That'll change his mind... :D
"Duck season!"
BLAM!
http://www.alexross.com/81122-big.jpg

[Eowyn]

Yep, it changed his mind. :D *Turns David back to human*

[Johnny 59]

Fine, but you're still a wabbit. :p
"Eh, what's up Doc?"
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i217/ely8700/bugs-bunny.gif

[NurseBettyLu]

I vote emu.

[mammo girl]

"What's up, Doc? What's cookin'? What's up, Doc?"....

[NurseBettyLu]

I have never seen a thread so far off its original subject, but it's fun. I vote unladen swallow.

[Eowyn]

Why are we voting??

[NurseBettyLu]

I wish I knew.

[Eowyn]

Okay.... I'M WEIRD!! :D:D:D

[NurseBettyLu]

On the other hand, maybe ignorance really IS bliss.

[Eowyn]

This has turned into the random thread...

[NurseBettyLu]

My point exactly. I keep trying to redirect it, but it just won't go. I vote duck.

[Eowyn]

Chicken rulez!!! :D:D:D

[NurseBettyLu]

Whatever.

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

I voted chicken. Those necks of theirs are good at jabbing. *imitates chicken*

[NurseBettyLu]

And it doesn' hurt your neck to do that?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Nah. *keeps bobbing*

[Johnny 59]

"Quack, quack, quack, quack, ducks rule!"

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

*reverts back to elementary school* Chickens rule and ducks drool!

[NurseBettyLu]

Well, we're sorta close to our original subject, maybe a little too close...

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Ya know....you're right. Hijacked threads are suppposed to be way off topic.

Does anybody else here like to dip bacon in milk when they eat it?

[NurseBettyLu]

That's better. I feel that rediculous David Duchovny song coming on, except there's a chicken playing it on the accordion.

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Hmmm......don't say chicken. It's too on topic.

How 'bout them Hogs?

[NurseBettyLu]

Mmm, pepper jack cheese...

[Johnny 59]

Ever seen a squish?
http://osuniverse.homestead.com/2850.jpg

[NurseBettyLu]

Throws a squish-shaped pillow at--whoops, wrong thread.

[Johnny 59]

"Quack, quack, quack,
Cock-a-doodle-doo."
The duck is back
And the chicken too!

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

*joins the Wiggles and sings* "Quack, quack, quack, quack. Cock-a-doodle-doo."

[Eowyn]

NO!!!!!!! Wiggles! They're evil!! AHHH!!!! *Runs from thread in fear* :D:D

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

I could sing the whole song for you, if you'd like. :D ;)

[Eowyn]

*In slow motion* NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! :D

[splash_of_paint]

I bet she sings it anyways.....

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

What was that? You said it so slow that I couldn't quite understand.

*starts singing* "Captain Feathersword fell asleep on his pirate ship. Then he woke up on a farm..."

[splash_of_paint]

Ha! I knew it!

[Eowyn]

No!! I'm...slowly....fading... away.... NO!!! *Fades away*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Hey, I didn't sing the whole thing. And compared to other songs, this one is one of the longer ones. You better hope I don't change my mind and decide to sing it all. ;)

[NurseBettyLu]

You sing the melody, I'll improvise a descant.

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Okay. Here I go...*starts to sing*

[NurseBettyLu]

*artfully weaves "Elmo Wants to be a Chicken, Elmo Wants to be a Duck" around Extravagantly Loved's melody line. Hello, American Idol?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Whatcha sayin' hello for? You can't talk to American Idol. It's a TV show. :rolleyes:

[NurseBettyLu]

I can talk to whatever I like. I'm insane. There's gonna come a cold snap and your eyes are gonna stick like that.

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

How do you know they haven't already? :rolleyes:

[NurseBettyLu]

That would explain a lot.

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

I do have pretty bad vision. Maybe it's because of all the eye rolling.

[NurseBettyLu]

Seems like all that exercise would make your eyes stronger.

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Nay. I'm pretty blind wifout me specs.

[Teresa79]

Okay. Here I go...*starts to sing*

*sings*

Here I go again on my own, goin' down the only road I've ever known. Like a drifter I was born to walk alone. An' I've made up my mind, I ain't wasting no more time.

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

"Here I go again, talkin' 'bout the rain and mullin' over things that won't live past today. And as I dance around the truth, time is not his friend. This might be my last chance to tell him that You love him. Here I go again..."

[Johnny 59]

Thanks Dolly.

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

*sings* "Hello, Dolly..."

[Eowyn]

AHH!!! ELEVENTYSEVEN IS AWESOME!!! :D:D:D They rock...My socks...:D

[NurseBettyLu]

I vote penguin.

[mammo girl]

I do have pretty bad vision. Maybe it's because of all the eye rolling.


Ya think. Mama said your eyes would stay like that if you keep doing it.:rolleyes:

I don't know any penguins... wait a minute, yes I do... Burgess Meredith:rolleyes:

[NurseBettyLu]

I don't like the new roll eyes smilie. The eyes go too fast.

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

I agree. If I rolled my eyes that fast, I'd pass out.

[NurseBettyLu]

Not a pleasant thought at all. And somebody would no doubt yell for me, and it's my night off. Please don't try this at home...

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

I won't. At least not again. :rolleyes:

[NurseBettyLu]

"...and it's time for the penguin on your television set to explode."

[Eowyn]

There is no penguin there!! YAY!!! No explosion! :D

[jumpingmaniac]

I don't like the new roll eyes smilie. The eyes go too fast.

I think the mad smilie looks constipated :mad: :mad: :mad:

[splash_of_paint]

I think the mad smilie looks constipated :mad: :mad: :mad:

The embarrassed one looks like it's about to barf. :o

[Eowyn]

I like the old ones better!!! We need them back!

[NurseBettyLu]

I'm boycotting the new ones.

[Eowyn]

I'll join in that!! NO NEW SMILIES!!

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Ooh, are we organizing a protest? Maybe this one will actually accomplish something, since all the others haven't lasted very long...

[NurseBettyLu]

Start a chant. NO...NEW...SMILIES...NO.. .NEW...SMILIES...*poundin g on table, upsetting the kitties*

[Eowyn]

*Joins NBL in chant!*

[MP Gomer]

Check this out....:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

If you watch them too long you'll either get motion sickness or you'll become hypnotized.

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Have you noticed that the eyes have slowed down? Somebody was listening to us.

[NurseBettyLu]

Ever notice they stop entirely when you click on something? I think we notice too much, as in being ever so slightly ocd. I just noticed that every time I see the title to this thread I want to sing the Chicken Dance Elmo song.

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

I yesly have OCD, and I will now demonstrate my point...

You can't be OCD. You can have OCD. It's a disorder, not a characteristic.

[NurseBettyLu]

I consider it to be a matter of degree. I know people who are indeed the physical personification of ocd. My sister tells me if there was an ocd pageant, I'd at least win Miss Congeniality. I don't know where she gets this, as I correct her verb usage. No, if there WERE....

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

I do see what you're saying. But it just doesn't sound right to me. Probably just one of my many hangups. Like I always say, whatever floats your boat.

[NurseBettyLu]

And then there's my o vs zero thing. O is a letter, zero is a number. The two are not interchangeable.

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Exactly. That bugs the fire outta me. Or if I want to represent my true accent "fire" sounds more like "far."

And there's the your/you're thing. "Your" shows possession. "You're" is a contraction. There's a clear difference.

[NurseBettyLu]

Same thing wth its and it's. And don't get me started on pronunciation.

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Pronunciation depends with me. I love accents, so if you pronounce something different because of your accent, then I find it very endearing. Some things just bother me, though. Like the word "pecan." The accent is on the second syllable and the "a" sounds more like the "o" in "con" and not like the "a" in "can." It's things like that that bother me.

[Jason]

Your all gonna loose your salvation over this. :rolleyes:

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

What part of this do you suggest is going to make anyone lose their salvation? The hijacking? The content of the conversation?

Oh, and it's "you're", Jason. ;) *insert stick out tongue smilie*

[NurseBettyLu]

Ignore him. He probably pronounces a certain Christmas flower "pointsetta"

[Jason]

You forgot to correct me on loose.

[NurseBettyLu]

*really wet raspberry smilie*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You forgot to correct me on loose.
My bad. *:rolleyes: at self*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Ignore him. He probably pronounces a certain Christmas flower "pointsetta"
Oooooh. *gets look on her face that say "that's just wrong"*

[Eowyn]

CHRISTMAS!!!! Wait... it's March! It ain't Christmas! Why bring it up?

[NurseBettyLu]

To avoid that last minute rush.

[NurseBettyLu]

We're not going to let this poor little thread die of neglect after we've put so much hard work into messing it up, are we?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Of course not. We need to push it to its 200 page limit.

[NurseBettyLu]

184 pages to go. Think I need to get some sleep first.

[Phatboy298]

I remember when this thread was about chickens & ducks now its about the Christmas rush. Highjacking at its finest.

[Johnny 59]

Quack!

[NurseBettyLu]

Of course it's hijacked. It was doomed the second I arrived.

[Phatboy298]

we just hijacked a hijacked thread :D

[NurseBettyLu]

What an accomplishment! Couldn't have done it withoucha!

[Phatboy298]

well thank you for your most aprreciated help at hijacking a hijacked thread. Did anybody notice that the vending machine thread has been closed?:confused:

[NurseBettyLu]

Yeah, I noticed. Don't know why.

[Johnny 59]

Constant abuse to the machine causing irreputable damage.
Had to replace machine.
Try Vending Machine II.:rolleyes:

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

This thread is still going? Awesome! :cool:

[NurseBettyLu]

It's "The Thread That Wouldn't Die!" *evil scary laughter here*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

It's "The Thread That Wouldn't Die!" *evil scary laughter here*
Is that like the Little Engine That Could? "I think I can. I think I can. I think I can..."

[NurseBettyLu]

I vote brown pelican. They're HUGE! Betcha they could kick some tailfeathers in a fight.

[HotWireD]

The duck came into the Police Station yesterday and dropped all charges against the Chicken.

The Duty Officer was shredding the documents, but I managed to 'rescue' the first page of one of the statements.

Unfortunately, I was unable to discover who won...

... the question is therefore still unanswered to any satisfaction...

[HotWireD]

I vote brown pelican. They're HUGE! Betcha they could kick some tailfeathers in a fight.

Now THAT is suspicious - the Duty Officer was a Large Brown Pelican :eek:

[NurseBettyLu]

Y'know, this thread just keeps gettin' wierder and wierder...

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

And so does your spelling. :rolleyes:

This SSR is about to make my post get weirder if it doesn't let me through...

[NurseBettyLu]

Yeah, I know. That i-e thing has always given me fits. And don't bother quoting the rule, it doesn't help.

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

I won't bother, because in the case of weird it doesn't apply.

[NurseBettyLu]

Good way to remember it: We Is Weird! You know what's really tragic about this? I used to teach.