chicken v. duck

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Good way to remember it: We Is Weird! You know what's really tragic about this? I used to teach.
You? Used to teach? I'll bet all your students are committed. :rolleyes: :P

[NurseBettyLu]

Funny you should say that. My first year I taught the same third grade class that put their kindergarten teacher in the hospital with a nervous breakdown. I kid thee not. I'm fresh out of college and they give me the kids from Children of the Corn.

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Funny you should say that. My first year I taught the same third grade class that put their kindergarten teacher in the hospital with a nervous breakdown. I kid thee not. I'm fresh out of college and they give me the kids from Children of the Corn.
Wow, I didn't expect that I would even be remotely right about that assumption. I guess that's what I get for assuming.

[NurseBettyLu]

Oh, yes. I remember little Maria, who, on the first day of class, saunters up to me and says, "My mummy says I don't have to do anything you say so you better leave me alone." Sticks out her tongue, throws a student out of the desk she wants to sit in, and sits down. Things generally went downhill from there. After three years of doing a job I despised, I packed up my gear and left. Never looked back. I wonder how Maria grew up. Maybe she changed her name to Marion and...NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[ails]

HEYA GUYS!!!
im back (i 4got my psswrd and then found it on a slip of paper on my wall...silly me) neways i h8 2 go back & ruin the plan of mass hijacking (nice work) but i hav a funny story and...well...it fits here!

i got 3 ducks last febuary (not 4 any particular reason i just thot id b cool and get a pet duck) i lovinly named them...Crispy Aromatic, Deifer duck (D for duck...hahaha!) and Dirty Bandit. Well, Deifer got eaten by sly old Mr Fox in March but somefin funny happened 2 me last wk. I got home from school to find my mum dad and 10yr old bro & sis sitting round the table (thats quite unusual). My sister looked like she had been rying but my bro was trying not 2 laugh. I wondered at on earth was going on only to b told b my emotional sister that our duck had been hit by a truck.
Well, im sorry its not that i dont care 4 them but i think it was just the rhyming that got me and i burst out laughing!!!!
So of course we had to bring poor old Crispy, my pet duck to the vets (as you do) but unfortunately it died a wk later!

so only Bandits alive now but im gettin 2 more nxt wk (il take care of them...PROMISE!!!)

any ideas for names anyone!?!

[NurseBettyLu]

What I find disturbing is that you named a pet duck Crispy...that's sick and twisted. Of course I like that in a person.

[NurseBettyLu]

It really is The Thread That Wouldn't Die.

[ails]

its not twisted its just creative!?!

well i have 3 new ones
one is called badger so i need 2 more names
ails x

[NurseBettyLu]

I had a chicken named Featherduster once, and a cat named Dim Sum. I've never named a duck...

[NurseBettyLu]

Bumping this thread for no particularly good reason, except that we had fried chicken for supper. Yup, it really is time for me to go to bed.

[HotWireD]

Bumping this thread for no particularly good reason, except that we had fried chicken for supper. Yup, it really is time for me to go to bed.

...and I have just eaten flame grilled red thai chicken mini fillets...

I hope the chickens that provided my food did not have nice cute names.:o

[Johnny 59]

Thought this thread had died a mercifully quiet death.
Obviuosly its going to be long, drawn out and painful.:rolleyes:

[NurseBettyLu]

Wouldn't have it any other way. I vote duck.