New Couch Thread

[Phatboy298]

Hey everybody, how y'all doin?

[1inamillion]

Hey everybody, how y'all doin?
me oh fine i just want to die no big

[Phatboy298]

me oh fine i just want to die no big


Why do you want to die? :confused:

[1inamillion]

Why do you want to die? :confused:
i don't i just wanted to see what you would say

[Phatboy298]

i don't i just wanted to see what you would say


Oh thats all, you had me worried there for a minute.

[1inamillion]

Oh thats all, you had me worried there for a minute.
why??

[Dianna Cooper]

Youe shouldn't say something like you want to die you worry people. They think your seriouse about it. We worry because we care about you.

[Dianna Cooper]

yeah cause im the ugly one

Your not ugly either. No one is. People who call others ugly are not in looks but they are ugly by being so mean to others. No matter waht anyone thinks of any of you we should always rember that in Gods eyes where perfect because we are who he made us to be.

[1inamillion]

Youe shouldn't say something like you want to die you worry people. They think your seriouse about it. We worry because we care about you.
im' sorry

[Dianna Cooper]

It's ok it not really good to kid about something like though but it fine. Alot of people on here know those who had wanted to kill themselves so they worry when they see someone say they want to die. Just like i do. Life will be hard but we have to keep on going and when we finally do get to go to heaven it will be worth whatever we go through down here because God never lets anything happen that he didn't think you can handle. He has everything under his control.

[Phatboy298]

Wheres all the couchites?:confused:

[1inamillion]

i'm right hurr!!!

[Phatboy298]

Hi Beka, wazzup.:D

[1inamillion]

Hi Beka, wazzup.:D
not much you??

[Phatboy298]

not much you??

Not much here either. How was your weekend?

[1inamillion]

Not much here either. How was your weekend?
uh....uh....uh.......uhhh hh

[Phatboy298]

uh....uh....uh.......uhhh hh

Not much happened on the weekend either huh?

[1inamillion]

Not much happened on the weekend either huh?
plenty happened thats the bad thing

[Phatboy298]

plenty happened thats the bad thing

Whats so bad about alot of things happening?
:confused:

[1inamillion]

Whats so bad about alot of things happening?
:confused:
bad things were happening

[Phatboy298]

bad things were happening

Like what?

[1inamillion]

i can't say lets just say they were REALLY bad

[Dianna Cooper]

Hey everyone.

[Phatboy298]

Hello Diana, hows it goin?

[Dianna Cooper]

I am fine other than allergys. My name is actually Amanda but you can call me Dianna as well.

[Phatboy298]

I am fine other than allergys. My name is actually Amanda but you can call me Dianna as well.

Ooops, I like Diana better, it reminds me of the goddess.

[1inamillion]

*falls asleep on couch*

[Phatboy298]

*falls asleep on couch*
*stares at beka while she sleeps*:D

[1inamillion]

*sneezes and falls off couch*

[Phatboy298]

*sneezes and falls off couch*

*stares at beka as she lies on the floor* bless you.

[1inamillion]

*stares at beka as she lies on the floor* bless you.
*wakes up screaming*

[Phatboy298]

*wakes up screaming*

*screams, & tips couch over backwards* I am..............ok.

[1inamillion]

*keeps screaming*

[Phatboy298]

*keeps screaming*

*dumps a cold bucket of water over beka*

[1inamillion]

*dumps a cold bucket of water over beka*
*is cold and wet*

[Phatboy298]

*is cold and wet*

*goes & gets beka a towel* here ya go.

[1inamillion]

*goes & gets beka a towel* here ya go.
*soaks towel and is still wet and cold*

[Phatboy298]

*soaks towel and is still wet and cold*

*carries in an electric blanket, three space heaters, two dozen blow dryers, & electric fireplace, then places everything around beka* :D

[1inamillion]

*carries in an electric blanket, three space heaters, two dozen blow dryers, & electric fireplace, then places everything around beka* :D
*is warm*

[Phatboy298]

*is warm*

thats good *places hand on the electric fire place, & burns hand*
YYYOOOWWW!!!!!!!!!

[1inamillion]

thats good *places hand on the electric fire place, & burns hand*
YYYOOOWWW!!!!!!!!!
*points and laughs*

[Phatboy298]

*points and laughs*

*runs cold water over the burn* That feels good.

[1inamillion]

*runs cold water over the burn* That feels good.
*pushes him into the water*:p

[Phatboy298]

*pushes him into the water*:p


*sits in the water for a minute, then gets out and sits in front of the electric stove*

[1inamillion]

*sits in the water for a minute, then gets out and sits in front of the electric stove*
*stands beside him*

[Phatboy298]

*sits there shovering*

[1inamillion]

*sits there shovering*
hey whats shovering??:p

[Phatboy298]

hey whats shovering??:p

I mean't shivering.

[1inamillion]

I mean't shivering.
i thought so

[Phatboy298]

Whats new with you?

[1inamillion]

just my new shoes:D

[Phatboy298]

just my new shoes:D

But thats old news.

darn that ssr

[1inamillion]

*eats her blizzard and offers some to phatboy*

[Cornelius]

where'd ya get the blizzard?

[Phatboy298]

*eats her blizzard and offers some to phatboy*


Don't mind if I do. *eats a good portion of beka's blizzard*:D

[1inamillion]

Don't mind if I do. *eats a good portion of beka's blizzard*:D
went to DQ

thank you i couldn't eat all of it..it was good too

[Phatboy298]

went to DQ

thank you i couldn't eat all of it..it was good too


Your welcome, it was very good.

[1inamillion]

Your welcome, it was very good.
it was chocolate chip cookie dough

[Phatboy298]

it was chocolate chip cookie dough

Ooooo, cookie dough.

[1inamillion]

Ooooo, cookie dough.
yea it was yuM!! but cold oh so cold *sit on couch and falls asleep*

[Cornelius]

Any couch potatoes here today?

[Phatboy298]

Ah, we now have an offical name. I am here.

[Cornelius]

potato seemed appropriate :)

[Phatboy298]

Its cool being a potato.
2 more post

[Cornelius]

Yea, potatoes rule!

[Aaron]

they're tasty too.:p :D

[Phatboy298]

Yea, potatoes rule!

Yeah, we rock.

[Cornelius]

they're tasty too.:p :D

Especially when they're made into tots!

[Aaron]

Especially when they're made into tots!
yep

[Cornelius]

All right, what do we do now?

[Aaron]

uh, I don't know. I have to get going.

[Cornelius]

ttfn, ta ta for now

[Aaron]

ttyl, talk to you later

[Phatboy298]

Were potatos, were potatos, we are potatos!:D

[Cornelius]

Were potatos, were potatos, we are potatos!:D

Are you trying to say that we need a theme song?!

[Phatboy298]

Are you trying to say that we need a theme song?!

Hm, maybe we do.:D

[1inamillion]

psst hey go look in the pic thread page 52;)

[Cornelius]

What picture thread?

[Phatboy298]

Ttyl

[newsgirl822]

Halo 2 is rated M
And your point is?

[Cornelius]

And your point is?

beats me

[Phatboy298]

You have no point.

[1inamillion]

:D my pencil has a point

[Cornelius]

Yes it does, lol

[Phatboy298]

ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding

[Cornelius]

*opens door*
Howdy, phatboy

[Phatboy298]

*opens door*
Howdy, phatboy

Well hello Old Bean, How are you today, thats good,mind if I come in, thank you , can you spare a cup of tea?
I've lost it

[Cornelius]

Would you like a scone with your tea?

[Phatboy298]

Would you like a scone with your tea?

Yes, that would be lovely.

[1inamillion]

*put hands over her ears* stop it stop the madness they are in my head they are screaming they are saying nothing

[Phatboy298]

*put hands over her ears* stop it stop the madness they are in my head they are screaming they are saying nothing

*sips tea* my dear when your voices start making a bunch of racket in your head just jab them with a q-tip.*takes another sip of tea*

[1inamillion]

they aren't saying anything but they are screaming

[Phatboy298]

they aren't saying anything but they are screaming
*sips tea* if there screaming that means you have to jab them two q-tips. *takes another sip of tea*

[1inamillion]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Phatboy298]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*drops cup of tea* Whats wron g my dear, you scared me.

[1inamillion]

i scared you!?!?!?!?

[Phatboy298]

i scared you!?!?!?!?


*refills my cup of tea, pours another cup of tea, & offers it to beka*

[1inamillion]

*screams And Falls To Floor* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Phatboy298]

*screams And Falls To Floor* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*sets cup of tea down & helps beka off the floor.

[1inamillion]

*Throws the cup againest the wall*


dur 15 secs

[Phatboy298]

*Throws the cup againest the wall*


dur 15 secs

*pulls strait jacket out of no wear, & puts it on beka* that should hold you. *sips tea*

[1inamillion]

*screams and rolls into table knocking herself out*

[Phatboy298]

*screams and rolls into table knocking herself out*

*looks at beka, then takes a sip of tea*

[1inamillion]

*zZzZzZz*

[Phatboy298]

*zZzZzZz*

aw, shes so peaceful when shes a sleep.*sips tea*

[Cornelius]

I say chaps, what are you breaking all my blinkin' tea cups for?
*pours a cup of tea for myself*

[1inamillion]

*zZzZzZzZ*

[yo2]

*sits on the couch and says so whats up?*

[Phatboy298]

I say chaps, what are you breaking all my blinkin' tea cups for?
*pours a cup of tea for myself*

I am sorry old bean shes been acting like a bloody maniac.*sips tea*

[Phatboy298]

*sits on the couch and says so whats up?*

Not much, you?
stupid ssr

[Cornelius]

I am sorry old bean shes been acting like a bloody maniac.*sips tea*
Quite all right, old bean, *sips tea*

[Phatboy298]

Quite all right, old bean, *sips tea*

Rather, cheers.*takes a sip of tea*

[Cornelius]

I say, are we out of cream for scones? *sips tea*

[Phatboy298]

I think we are *sets cup of tea down* I'll go look in the icebox to see if we have any more.

[Cornelius]

Jolly good

[Phatboy298]

Rather, I just took a peak in the icebox & found some more cream. *sits down & sips tea*

[Cornelius]

Thanks chap, *eats a scone*

[Phatboy298]

*eats a scone & takes a sip of tea*

[Aaron]

*comes in and eats everything*

[1inamillion]

*trys to sit up*



119

[Cornelius]

*comes in and eats everything*
How rude! jk:p

[1inamillion]

*coughs*



115

[Cornelius]

Are you all right, old bean? It sounds like you could use some tea *sips tea*

[1inamillion]

*screams and rolls into table* stop the madness!!

[Cornelius]

I say, is someone yelling? We should give them some tea *sips tea*

[1inamillion]

*screams bloody murder*




DIE SSR 2 secs

[Cornelius]

What is it that you have against tea, old bean? *calmly sips tea*

[1inamillion]

it's not the tea..it's the niceness ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Cornelius]

Well then, old bean, what's wrong with being nice? *sips tea*

[1inamillion]

it overwhelms me

[Cornelius]

Terribly sorry old bean *still calmly sipping tea*

[1inamillion]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


SSR 15 secs

[micahsky]

Darn ssr!:mad:

[Phatboy298]

*sips tea*

[1inamillion]

will you please let me out?

[micahsky]

Ok.

































NOT!!!!!! :) :) :) :)

[Phatboy298]

will you please let me out?

Will you promise to behave.

[1inamillion]

Will you promise to behave.
yes sir

[Phatboy298]

yes sir

Ok. *takes the strait jacket off beka*

[Cornelius]

Ok. *takes the strait jacket off beka*
Shouldn't of done that

jk :D

[Phatboy298]

Shouldn't of done that

jk :D

She promised to be nice, so I had to do it. More tea?

[Cornelius]

I guess so, and yes I'd love some more tea old bean

[Phatboy298]

I guess so, and yes I'd love some more tea old bean

Rather, *pours craig another cup of tea*, cheers.*takes a drink of tea*

[Cornelius]

Cheers *sips tea*

[Phatboy298]

Whats new with you?*sips tea*

[Cornelius]

Not too much, we saw Third Day in concert about a week ago though *sips tea*

[Phatboy298]

Not too much, we saw Third Day in concert about a week ago though *sips tea*

How was it? *sips tea*

[Cornelius]

It was totally great! *sips tea*

[1inamillion]

*runs around screaming like an idiot*


YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS!!!

[Cornelius]

YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS!!!
I'm not sure I'd want to *sips tea*

[1inamillion]

I'm not sure I'd want to *sips tea*
ouch

[Phatboy298]

*sips tea*

[Aaron]

*comes in and chokes on tea*

[1inamillion]

Aww poor aaron

[Cornelius]

*comes in and chokes on tea*
Better swallow your tea there chum *sips tea*

[1inamillion]

I'm trying to get to 3000 posts today

[Cornelius]

Good luck old bean, only 30 more *sips tea*

[1inamillion]

28 now:D how bout some of that tea....


SSR 3

[Cornelius]

Sure, here you go *hands 1inamillion a cup o' tea*

*sips tea*

[Phatboy298]

Hello all,*pours a cup of tea, then sits down*, how is everyone?*sips tea*

[Cornelius]

I'm very well old bean, thanks for asking *sips tea*

[Phatboy298]

Rather *sips tea*

[Cornelius]

Should we watch a picture show on the tely? *sips tea*

[Phatboy298]

Rather, *turns on teley, then takes a sip of tea*

[Cornelius]

*Sits back on the couch* What should we watch old bean? *sips tea*

[Phatboy298]

*Sits back on the couch* What should we watch old bean? *sips tea*

The BBC of course *sips tea*

[1inamillion]

Sure, here you go *hands 1inamillion a cup o' tea*

*sips tea*
*throws cup of tea againest wall* oops;)

[Cornelius]

The BBC of course *sips tea*
Ah yes, right you are old bean *sips tea*

[Aaron]

*gets sick of tea and leaves*

[Cornelius]

My goodness! Sick of tea? I just can't believe it! *sips tea*

[1inamillion]

*gets sick of tea and leaves*
*decides to join Aaron and leave and make a tea free thread*

[Cornelius]

Inconcieveable! You won't be gone for long, the tea will draw you back to "the couch" So, ta ta for now chaps. *sips tea* ;)

[Aaron]

*decides to join Aaron and leave and make a tea free thread*
nah, sorry, I won't go there either.:p

[1inamillion]

nah, sorry, I won't go there either.:p
And you see i deleted it for you:rolleyes:


SSR 18...8..2

[Cornelius]

See, you're already back *chuckles quietly then sips tea*

[1inamillion]

See, you're already back *chuckles quietly then sips tea*
go drink the tea i poisened

[Cornelius]

Poison!!!! :eek: How could you do such a thing old bean? * does not sip tea*

[1inamillion]

*laughs cuz he already drunk it* *watches him fall out of his chair and puts him in a strait jacket* you don' like that do you? well neither did i! *laughs evily*

[Cornelius]

Ooh, that's mean,

Where's the constable?!. Where's the Queen?! You'll never get away with this!
*stuggles toward the teapot* I need tea! *lays on floor, out of breath*

*sniffles* I thought you were my chum!




(possibly too much drama; sorry :) ;) )

[1inamillion]

more tea??? *laughs evily* *gets some more poisoned tea*

[Cornelius]

No, not the tea!

This has got to be illegal

[1inamillion]

*starts to feel a lil bad for craig*

[Cornelius]

So you do still have a heart *sniffles*

[1inamillion]

So you do still have a heart *sniffles*
oh yes i do.....*burns everything related to tea*....*looks at super glue then looks at craig*;)

[Aaron]

And you see i deleted it for you:rolleyes:


SSR 18...8..2
Thank you so much.:)

[Cornelius]

Thanks chum, I was getting a little tired of tea anyway.

Why are you looking at the glue?

[Aaron]

*comes in with some coffee* *gulps it down*

[1inamillion]

Thanks chum, I was getting a little tired of tea anyway.

Why are you looking at the glue?
uh no reason *hides it quickly*

[Cornelius]

*comes in with some coffee* *gulps it down*
Eeeww! coffee. How can you stand that stuff?

Say, 1inamillion, can you let me out of this straightjacket now.......... Please?

[1inamillion]

Eeeww! coffee. How can you stand that stuff?

Say, 1inamillion, can you let me out of this straightjacket now.......... Please?
no i can't let you out yet...*burns coffee too*

[Cornelius]

Why not? What if I don't drink any more tea?

[Phatboy298]

*walks into thread, & starts looking for tea* who got rid of the tea?:confused: *trips over craig* what are you doing in the strait jacket?:confused:

[Cornelius]

It's a long story, old bean

[1inamillion]

*tackles phatboy and puts him in stait jacket too* HA! *keeps looking at super glue*

[Cornelius]

Welcome to the club Phatboy :rolleyes:

[1inamillion]

*looks at glue then at the boys*......hm........

[Cornelius]

*looks at glue then at the boys*......hm........
This can't be good *squirms*

[1inamillion]

*smiles like a angel*

[Cornelius]

*squirms* I don't buy that for a minute

[1inamillion]

*watches em squirm*

[Cornelius]

Stop the insanity! I need tea!

[1inamillion]

i burned it all!!!! anywhere and everywhere and you promise to be really really good i might let you out

[Cornelius]

I promise to be really good; Really

My poor tea *sniff*

[1inamillion]

*achoo*

[Cornelius]

Bless you

Oh, my tea *sniff*

[1inamillion]

Ha! No Tea! No More! Ha! Ha!

[Cornelius]

You are so cruel!


My tea! :( *sniff*

[1inamillion]

should i let you out?

[Cornelius]

Yes!!! Please let me out!!!!!!!




Besides, this thing itches :)

[1inamillion]

Yes!!! Please let me out!!!!!!!




Besides, this thing itches :)
eh i don't know



now you know how i felt

[Cornelius]

Pretty Please?


You've made your point, now let me out

[1inamillion]

nah...

[Cornelius]

*moans loudly* Oh, the agony!

[1inamillion]

i'd say call phatboy but he's a lil tied up HAHA!

[Cornelius]

Wonder how that happened.................

[Phatboy298]

*wiggles around trying to get out of my strait jacket* Craig, I think we've gotten ourselves into a little bit of pickle.

[Cornelius]

Yes, quite.

What I want to know is how Beka got a hold of all these strait jackets, does she have connections at the asylum or something? ;)

[1inamillion]

aww whats the matter? stuck?? aww poor bayb...HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

[1inamillion]

Yes, quite.

What I want to know is how Beka got a hold of all these strait jackets, does she have connections at the asylum or something? ;)
uh no comment ;)

*puts SSR in strait jacket* *beats the ssr*

[Cornelius]

aww whats the matter? stuck?? aww poor bayb...HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
Have you any heart at all!!????

[1inamillion]

Have you any heart at all!!????
yea i have plenty....why did you want some?;)

[strypes]

:confused:

my what a fun silly thread.

[1inamillion]

:confused:

my what a fun silly thread.
yes...it is....would you like a strait jacket too?

[Cornelius]

:confused:

my what a fun silly thread.
Fun for the people not in a strait jacket!



I say, Beka can you at least turn on the BBC? Please?

[1inamillion]

Bbc??

[Cornelius]

You know, the British Broadcasting Corporation

[1inamillion]

no actually i didn't know.....but anyways.. *turns on BBC* happy? hey thats also then initals of my church....

[Cornelius]

Yes quite happy. Thanks old bean. *watches tv*

[Phatboy298]

What I want to know is how Beka got a hold of all these strait jackets, does she have connections at the asylum or something? ;)

I think she does have connections at the asylum.

[1inamillion]

*wonders if this is to much trouble for herself and should just give it up*

[Cornelius]

*stands up* I knew it!!!

[1inamillion]

I think she does have connections at the asylum.
no comment on that i said!

[Cornelius]

*wonders if this is to much trouble for herself and should just give it up*
Yes, you should give it up, give it up!! You can't keep this up forever!

[1inamillion]

*stands up* I knew it!!!
*tells him to sit back down or i'll make him sit down*

[Phatboy298]

no actually i didn't know.....but anyways.. *turns on BBC* happy? hey thats also then initals of my church....

You're such a good girl, now if we could just convince you not to put people in strait jackets then you would be really good.*thinks how can we convince beka not to put people in strait jackets.*

[1inamillion]

Yes, you should give it up, give it up!! You can't keep this up forever!
*puts duct tape over his mouth* be quiet i don't wanna hear it




ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ssr 1 stupid second!

[Cornelius]

*tells him to sit back down or i'll make him sit down*
Is that a threat?

[1inamillion]

Is that a threat?
yes it is

[Cornelius]

yes it is
MMMhhmhm hhmhhmhmh, mmmmhmhhhhhh!! (with duct tape over your mouth, that means "Oooh, I'm so scared!")

[1inamillion]

*pushes him down into the corner*

[Phatboy298]

*thinking how to get out of strait jacket, gets idea, starts scooting across the room*

[1inamillion]

*thinking how to get out of strait jacket, gets idea, starts scooting across the room*
*ties his feet up*

[1inamillion]

*is bored so she thinks bout letting one of em go or maybe both..*

[Phatboy298]

*is bored so she thinks bout letting one of em go or maybe both..*

OOOOOOO pick me, pick meeeeeeeee.

[1inamillion]

OOOOOOO pick me, pick meeeeeeeee.
thinks harder yea i think i will...*lets phatboy go* hey i'm goin go check on my nieces bye

[Phatboy298]

thinks harder yea i think i will...*lets phatboy go* hey i'm goin go check on my nieces bye

She let me go, she let me go, its a miracle.:D Bye.

[Cornelius]

Is she gone Phatboy? Help me out of this thing

[1inamillion]

watch it

[Cornelius]

I'm not afraid of you (much)

[1inamillion]

much..lol.....*frees craig too*