New Couch Thread

[pamcharlie]

Anybody up for the first season of the X Files on dvd? The dust bunnies all have a crush on Gillian Anderson.

Oh that explains the x files poster they have written we love Gillian anderson on it those dust bunnies have a crush on Agent Scully , where is Fox Mulder when we need him

[NurseBettyLu]

At least they're fairly quiet when it's on. Maybe I can catch a nap.

[pamcharlie]

They are in day dream swoony swoony land when watching Gillian anderson dust bunnies what will they do next

[Genna14]

I have a crush on Mulder *grins*

[pamcharlie]

I have a crush on Mulder *grins*

I do too, Genna and i think nurse betty lu has one too

[Genna14]

We shouldn't have said anything. Beth's gunna start with her David Duchovney song.

[NurseBettyLu]

Heheheh. I have worse songs than that...

[Genna14]

I'm just glad I don't know the tune or I'd have it in my head all the time.

[NurseBettyLu]

I DO know the tune, and it sticks in my head like glue.

[Genna14]

Please, don't share it with us.

[NurseBettyLu]

There's always YouTube...

[pamcharlie]

Youtube rules i love youtube

[Genna14]

There's always YouTube...
*is afraid*

[NurseBettyLu]

I don't blame you.

[Genna14]

oh my.....was that...fisher stevens at the end?? and...kiss?

[NurseBettyLu]

Am a huge KISS fan! So are the dust bunnies. We like Black Diamond.

[Genna14]

but but.....FISHER STEVENS??

[NurseBettyLu]

Clearly this is disturbing to you. Do you wish to talk about it?

[Genna14]

Ellen Degeneress was on it too...

[pamcharlie]

The dust bunnies like KISS i saw this pic in a magazine yesterday when at the dentist of a panda in gene simmons make up and just imagine the dust bunnies in kiss make up oh the panda was in ad for the animal planet

[Genna14]

yes those bunnies did inherit at least a little taste in music!

[pamcharlie]

Out of RED and third day who would those bunnies like

[NurseBettyLu]

They like it loud and edgy. My guess would be Red. Whoops, I think I heard one say he was a 38th Parallel fan.

[pamcharlie]

They like it loud and edgy. My guess would be Red. Whoops, I think I heard one say he was a 38th Parallel fan.

Those dust bunnies are listening to hillsong united i heart revaluation

[Genna14]

They like it loud and edgy. My guess would be Red. Whoops, I think I heard one say he was a 38th Parallel fan.
Yes they probably would prefer RED. I wonder though if they like GNR. How could you not. *puts on Sweet Child O Mine* Oh look at them singing! Isn't it cute?

[NurseBettyLu]

Kinda creepy akshully.

[pamcharlie]

Dust bunnies singing hmm that is very interesting

[Genna14]

Kinda creepy akshully.
If you can overlook the creepyness, its actually pretty cute.

[pamcharlie]

The dust bunnies are cute creepy

[NurseBettyLu]

cute creepy, that's a description I've never heard.

[pamcharlie]

I made that description up for us

[NurseBettyLu]

Too cool for words, Pam.

[pamcharlie]

Thanks Nurse betty lu, Jason is missing may be the dust bunnies have him hope not we all like Jason and those dust bunnies need to give us back our Jason

[NurseBettyLu]

What? Did they cart him off again? Oh, shoot...

[pamcharlie]

What? Did they cart him off again? Oh, shoot...

Dust bunnies are very bad first they sneak off with our easter chocolate and now they take Jason

[NurseBettyLu]

Haven't they been taught not to bother things that aren't theirs?

[pamcharlie]

Haven't they been taught not to bother things that aren't theirs?

I see those dust bunnies eating hot cross buns

[Genna14]

cute creepy, that's a description I've never heard.
Evidently you've never heard my BFF's description of me.

[NurseBettyLu]

There are things I believe we were never meant to know.

[pamcharlie]

Exactly Ok dust bunnies have you travelled to hamilton new zealand and stolen the gateway christian centre coffee supplies we have no coffee for sunday morning coffee naughty dust bunnies

[Genna14]

Dude this thread is dyyyying.

[NurseBettyLu]

True.

[Genna14]

so should we put it out if its misery?

[NurseBettyLu]

I suggest we just let nature take its course.

[Genna14]

http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss198/smokindesigns/Random/dust-bunny.jpg

http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss198/smokindesigns/Random/evildustbunneh.png

[jesus loves me]

Saw your post about cute pictures over here. The bunny is so sweet. He can hide under MY bed anytime!

[NurseBettyLu]

The dust bunnies have all left. Evidently my coughing is keeping them up.

[Genna14]

or it has killed them

[NurseBettyLu]

That would explain the smell.

[jesus loves me]

*Cries* I love bunnies - even dust bunnies.

[NurseBettyLu]

They died of boredom, I think.

[Genna14]

HAHA! I knew it! I knew someone around here liked my evil min....I mean my preciouses!

[NurseBettyLu]

Of course.

[Genna14]

*evil high pitched scratchy voice* my preeeeeeecioussssssssssss sss

[NurseBettyLu]

Hey...did something move over in that pile of dust? I knew it!!! They never die!!! Be afraid...

[Genna14]

yay my bunnies are not dead!!!!!

[NurseBettyLu]

The undead never die. You should know.

[Genna14]

Tis true.

[NurseBettyLu]

They're really ticked off that we pawned the wii.

[Genna14]

Not my fault you needed the cash to fund your habit.

[pamcharlie]

The dust bunnies are back hide my koala

[NurseBettyLu]

Not my fault you needed the cash to fund your habit.

Which habit? I have several.

[NurseBettyLu]

The dust bunnies are back hide my koala

See? Even the dust bunnies missed you.

[pamcharlie]

See? Even the dust bunnies missed you.

There are some samatrian tigers who could chase those bunnies away at australia zoo

[NurseBettyLu]

Dust bunnies never ever go to the zoo.

[pamcharlie]

Oh i know some toddlers who would love to chase the dust bunnies for us i am on toddlers next weekend can't wait

[pamcharlie]

No wonder my little darlings love climbing all over the couches in toddlers they are searching for dust bunnies

[NurseBettyLu]

Toddlers are fearless. If anyone has any hope of victory over the evil mutant vampire dust bunnies, it is they.

[pamcharlie]

Toddlers are fearless. If anyone has any hope of victory over the evil mutant vampire dust bunnies, it is they.

Definately i know a small army of toddlers who will wage war with the dust bunnies

[NurseBettyLu]

"anything but the toddlers! We'll be good..." Oh, suuuuure you will...

[Genna14]

Don't let the kids get to my bunnies!

[NurseBettyLu]

"Dooooom on youuuu...doooooom on youuuuu...dooooooom on youuuuu..."

[pamcharlie]

My little ones are not scared of dust bunnies

[Genna14]

The bunnies is scared of them.

[pamcharlie]

My little ones have trikes and play dough are not afraid to use them

[NurseBettyLu]

Now I'M scared.

[pamcharlie]

No you shouldn't be scared the dust bunnies need to be though

[NurseBettyLu]

But toddlers with play-dough?? *shudders*

[pamcharlie]

It is messy but how about toddlers with cookies

[NurseBettyLu]

Toddlers with cookies and kool-aid? *runs screaming from thread*

[Genna14]

http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss198/smokindesigns/Random/EvilBunny.png

[NurseBettyLu]

I have holy hand grenades. Sears Essentials had a sale.

[Genna14]

aww but he's so cute!

[NurseBettyLu]

Yeah, but...

[NurseBettyLu]

Oh, yeah! I forgot this one...

[Genna14]

Yeah, but...
This kitten FREAKED my friend out! HAH! She says the eyes looked human!

[NurseBettyLu]

heheheheheh.....

[pamcharlie]

The dust bunnies are very much like those Gremlins in the movie

[NurseBettyLu]

Nah, dust bunnies are scarier.

[Genna14]

I have never seen Gremlins so I wouldn't know but really, what can be scarier than Foamy?? (Beth knows what I mean)

[NurseBettyLu]

Foamy rocks the llama sideways.

[pamcharlie]

Hmmmm there are dust bunnies riding trikes in toddlers church

[NurseBettyLu]

Whoops, it seems the dust bunnies and the tots have struck a bargain...it's the end of the world as we know it...

[pamcharlie]

Whoops, it seems the dust bunnies and the tots have struck a bargain...it's the end of the world as we know it...

I can just see it now in toddlers church the dust bunnies teaming up with my little ones but as a toddlers church teacher me and my other team members will chase those dust bunnies away , we used to have a church cat but someting happened to him

[Genna14]

Foamy rocks the llama sideways.
He's my guilty pleasure!

[NurseBettyLu]

Yup, me too.

[Genna14]

BETH we're on at the same time!!

[NurseBettyLu]

Too cool for words. I wonder if one of your minions would mind getting me a drinkie for my poor head?

[Genna14]

IDK! Maybe they'll bring me one! MINIONS! Bring us a shot o'bourbon!

[NurseBettyLu]

What good lil minions! But why is the rest of the bottle gone? Uh-oh. Drunk dust bunnies. Run. Run. Run.

[Genna14]

Oh sweet....this is not good.

[NurseBettyLu]

No, it's cool. They're just sitting on the couch with their arms around each other singing Danny Boy. Oh, dear, they're tearing up. I can't stand a sappy drunk.

[Genna14]

Yeah and now that song popped into my head. *puts on celtic woman*

[NurseBettyLu]

I need a nap. Move all the drunks to the other end of the couch.

[Genna14]

Boooo.

Aww look, they wanna cuddle.

[NurseBettyLu]

Get 'em away from me. I have lemon pledge and a dust mop and I'm not afraid to use them.

[pamcharlie]

Would the dust bunnies like to come to know jesus

[Genna14]

Aww but they're so cute Beth!

[NurseBettyLu]

Yeah. Right. Remember my pics of "cute"? Never trust cute.

[pamcharlie]

Dust bunnies and the word "Cute " hmm that is interesting

[Genna14]

*evil grin* You're right. You should never trust cute. Apparently I am cute but I'm a mean little bugger.

[pamcharlie]

Evil dust bunnies yipes

[NurseBettyLu]

Don't be skeert -- I got a Dust Buster in my pocket, just in case they get rowdy.

[Genna14]

.......


You leave my babies alone you hear!?

[NurseBettyLu]

Well, well, well...

[Genna14]

They didn't quit. They are under the couch regrouping........and afraid of the new tenants...

[NurseBettyLu]

Heheheheheheh...kittehs on patrol...

[Genna14]

Booooooooo

[NurseBettyLu]

Ahh, the children of the night, what beautiful music they make...

[pamcharlie]

The couch has new tenants excellent do tell me more i will here more often this week and everyweek we had a super cold snap and i was freezing

[Genna14]

Ok so funny story made me think of you guys and this thread... I was outside the other night just having a cig and chillin by my car and I saw these two little fuzzy balls in the street. Well I looked and they turned out to be two cute little baby bunnies....

Cute that is until I saw the light reflecting off their red, hungry eyes.....

[NurseBettyLu]

That's why you should always have a vial of holy water in your pocket when you're out for a ciggie.

[Genna14]

Yeah I even know how to make Holy Water....boil the hell out of it. :D

[NurseBettyLu]

Ha. Ha. Ha.

[pamcharlie]

Holy Water on the new couch ha ha what is going on ?

[NurseBettyLu]

I'm never sure what's going on around here. I need a nap.

[pamcharlie]

Those dust bunnies are very concerning

[Genna14]

Ha. Ha. Ha.
Admit it, you smiled when you read that.

[NurseBettyLu]

More like a grimace.

[pamcharlie]

Those dust bunnies are eating apple pie

[NurseBettyLu]

Only because we're out of potato chips.

[pamcharlie]

And we are also out of chocolate cake and cookies

[NurseBettyLu]

No wonder nobody comes here anymore.

[Genna14]

I'm not dead.

[NurseBettyLu]

Then why do you smell like that?:P

[Genna14]

Because you took off your shoes.

[NurseBettyLu]

What shoes?

[Genna14]

Exactly my point.

[NurseBettyLu]

You do have a point there. Wear a hat and nobody'll ever see it.

[Genna14]

Shhhhhh no one is supposed to know!

[NurseBettyLu]

I'll never tell!

[pamcharlie]

I won't either

[NurseBettyLu]

Dizzy, my new kitty, just fell off the couch. 'S okay, he's fine.

[pamcharlie]

Dizzy, my new kitty, just fell off the couch. 'S okay, he's fine.

Charlie is heaps better now, he and i were playing games this morning when he was a kitten i played this game with him in which i swung one of my legs from side to side and i called it tick tocks and he loves that and also he loves play fighting with my hand but one thing his teeth are sharp

[NurseBettyLu]

Pam, get a heavy gardening glove to wear while play fighting. It will give him play time with you, which he craves, and exercise which he needs, and you don't get bit.

[Genna14]

I'll never tell!

You already told everyone....


I won't either

Gee, thanks........

[NurseBettyLu]

Well, the dust bunnehs already knew...

[Genna14]

They don't count.

[NurseBettyLu]

Maybe not, but I think one of 'em farted.

[Genna14]

*burp*fart*

That was me sorreeeeeee

[NurseBettyLu]

I'm shocked. Well, no, not really.

[pamcharlie]

The dust bunnies were at my church on sunday and were upstairs with the kids in the end of term party

[Genna14]

I was wondering why the weren't around to watch NASCAR with me.

[NurseBettyLu]

I think they tivo'd it.

[pamcharlie]

Oh they enjoyed themseleves so much that they ate all the food

[NurseBettyLu]

Great. Now they'll be up all night with bellyaches.

[Genna14]

They did DVR the race. Those little...they're taking up all my DVR hours!

[NurseBettyLu]

Well, at least they're not hogging the wii anymore.

[pamcharlie]

Those dust bunnies were in toddlers church this morning gosh they were a real bad influence on some of my little darlings

[Genna14]

True. When they hog the Wii, they hog the tv also.

[pamcharlie]

While spending two days in bed with this nasty cold that i am getting over i was thinking what would happen if the dust bunnies met up with agro the croc at australia zoo since at the moment on animal planet they are showing the croc hunter

[NurseBettyLu]

They would give Agro a frightful case of the sneezies.

[Genna14]

I for one would not want to be stuck up a croc's nose.

[NurseBettyLu]

Getting sneezed back out doesn't sound like much fun either.

[Genna14]

Indeed not.

[pamcharlie]

Dust bunnies should be seen and not heard

[NurseBettyLu]

Especially the mutant vampire sort.

[Genna14]

You know what? I have a booger in my nose!

[pamcharlie]

When i was sick i knew that the dust bunnies were on the couch i saw one giggling charlie and basil had stalking practice

[NurseBettyLu]

You know what? I have a booger in my nose!

NOOOOOOO!! IT'S A DUST BUNNY!!!! RUNNNNNN!!!! SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!!!

[pamcharlie]

Batten down the hatches people the dust bunnies are creating a might dust storm

[NurseBettyLu]

Batten down the hatches people the dust bunnies are creating a might dust storm

Okay, who fed the dust bunnies beans?

[pamcharlie]

Okay, who fed the dust bunnies beans?

NOT ME Probably Genna or some one else ok fuss up or i'll tell mac

[NurseBettyLu]

Would you expose our guys to tooting dust bunnies??? Have a heart.

[Genna14]

Did not! *farts* oops I mean...bad dog!

[NurseBettyLu]

Or bad dust bunny...

[Genna14]

ah swerz ah deed no feed demz no beenz.

[NurseBettyLu]

dust bunnehs iz liken sum beenz.

[Genna14]

dey mus haf foun yer stashez

[NurseBettyLu]

Three empty refried beans cans?? Drop the can opener, bub!

[Genna14]

You made my babies scream...

[Genna14]

*resurrects thread for the heck of it*

[NurseBettyLu]

SHHHHHH!!! Keep it down in here, willya? Trying to get a nap.

[Genna14]

*burp*fart* oopsie

[NurseBettyLu]

At least you didn't blame it on the dust bunnies this time.

[Genna14]

me? blame? NEVER

[NurseBettyLu]

No, of course not.

[Genna14]

My tummy aches

[NurseBettyLu]

My's sorree. Want some tummy medicine?

[Genna14]

Member how I told you I hadn't eaten all week? Well today I had a LOT to eat. I think that made me sick.

[NurseBettyLu]

Maybe you did overdo it a bit. Always break a fast gradually.

[Genna14]

I wasn't fasting exactly, just wasn't hungry..*sigh*

[NurseBettyLu]

Same thing. Be kind to your stomach whenever you haven't been eating for awhile.

[pamcharlie]

Speaking about eating the dust bunnies are munching on chocolate chip cookies and drinking hot chocolate

[Genna14]

I'm back to my fatkidness.

[NurseBettyLu]

Speaking about eating the dust bunnies are munching on chocolate chip cookies and drinking hot chocolate

Great. Now they'll be all hyper.

[NurseBettyLu]

I'm back to my fatkidness.

Yooz nawt fat, yooz fluffy.

[pamcharlie]

Now my little darlings have learnt a bad habit from them re dust bunnies dunking their cookies in their water and leaving a slushy cookie at the bottom of their cup for the person who does the dishes to find yucky

[Genna14]

Yooz nawt fat, yooz fluffy.
i fwuffy n fat

[NurseBettyLu]

Did the bear say so?

[Genna14]

*nods* uh huh *pout*

[NurseBettyLu]

Don't be sad.

[Genna14]

seeeeeeez i not fat, jus fwuffy *pout*

[pamcharlie]

The dust bunnies have packed on the pounds haven't they

[NurseBettyLu]

And my jar of marshmallow fluff is empty. Reckon there might be a connection?

[Genna14]

They said they didn't do it.

*burp*

[NurseBettyLu]

Good lil minions would cover for their mistress.

[Genna14]

:D They luf me

[NurseBettyLu]

Tell 'em to move over, it's past my bedtime.

[Genna14]

just shove em over

[NurseBettyLu]

They phart when you shove 'em.

[Genna14]

Not my problem. I'll be in California tomorrow!

[NurseBettyLu]

Check yer suitcase. Heheheheheh...

[Genna14]

Well much to my surprise, they didn't go with me :P Looks like they decided to bunk with you hahah

[pamcharlie]

Those dust bunnies have been at the tiramsu again

[Genna14]

Well then don't leave it where they can get it!

[pamcharlie]

Well then don't leave it where they can get it!

I had made some for you , me and jesuslovesme and nurse betty lu but those dust bunnies got to it before we could have it but i will make another batch for us to share

[NurseBettyLu]

Well then don't leave it where they can get it!

There IS no place where they can't get it.

[Genna14]

Well then..

[pamcharlie]

When i am sleeping at night (well trying too since i am at moment having some sleepless nights too excited about something mega ) charlie is on my bed on dust bunny sighting duty

[pamcharlie]

Dust bunnies are crazy

[NurseBettyLu]

Buttercup has gone dustbunny hunting.

[Genna14]

Oh dear, I must round up my darlings!

[NurseBettyLu]

Kitteh sez dustbunneh nawt verrie filling, preferz hewman flehs.

[Genna14]

awwwww

[pamcharlie]

Those dust bunnies are causing hayfever in this country

[Genna14]

*stabs thread with magical dagger of deathness*

[Genna14]

Dieeeeeeeeeeee

[Genna14]

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEE





I'd also like to wish death upon the SSR.



ARGH

That was in honor of Talk Like A Pirate Day. Me hearties.




STILL REALLY!?

I type far too fast.

[NurseBettyLu]

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

[Genna14]

WHY IS IT STILL 199 PAGES?!
grr

[pamcharlie]

Because the dust bunnies have taken jason hostage and tied him up he heh he

[Genna14]

srklhodtkg

[pamcharlie]

The dust bunnies are feeding him heaps of food

[NurseBettyLu]

Let Jason go. That's not nice.

[pamcharlie]

They have

[NurseBettyLu]

Uh-Oh, page 200! Jason, have you forgiven the dust bunnies? They're really just misunderstood. So exciteable...

[Genna14]

bout darn time this thing got to 200

[NurseBettyLu]

It's only been here for 3 1/2 years.

[pamcharlie]

May be jason has not noticed this yet

[Rainlily]

I guess not. I just noticed he closed "This or That."

[pamcharlie]

Can someone please get up and running the sequel please

[Rainlily]

Certainly, my pleasure.

[pamcharlie]

Certainly, my pleasure.

You rock rainlily