Tony Trout
08-11-2009, 12:17 PM
These 16 Police Comments Were Taken Off Actual Police Car Videos Around The Country:
16. 'You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the
one you just went through.'
15. 'Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new.
They'll stretch after you wear them a while.'
14. 'If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth
certificate a worthless document.'
13. 'If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.'
12. 'Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second?
Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be
chasing you.'
11. 'You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that
means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?'
10. 'Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't
think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?'
9. 'Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not
to do that again or I'll give you another ticket.'
8. 'The answer to this last question will determine whether you
are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?'
7. 'Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where
you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs; and
step in poop.'
6. 'Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife
gets a toaster oven.'
5. 'In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.'
4. 'How big were those 'two beers' you say you had?'
3. 'No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but
now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can.'
2. 'I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal
friend of yours. So you will know someone who can post
your bail.'
AND THE WINNER IS....
1) 'You didn't think we give pretty women tickets?
You're right , we don't. Sign here.'
16. 'You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the
one you just went through.'
15. 'Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new.
They'll stretch after you wear them a while.'
14. 'If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth
certificate a worthless document.'
13. 'If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.'
12. 'Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second?
Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be
chasing you.'
11. 'You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that
means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?'
10. 'Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't
think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?'
9. 'Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not
to do that again or I'll give you another ticket.'
8. 'The answer to this last question will determine whether you
are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?'
7. 'Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where
you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs; and
step in poop.'
6. 'Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife
gets a toaster oven.'
5. 'In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.'
4. 'How big were those 'two beers' you say you had?'
3. 'No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but
now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can.'
2. 'I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal
friend of yours. So you will know someone who can post
your bail.'
AND THE WINNER IS....
1) 'You didn't think we give pretty women tickets?
You're right , we don't. Sign here.'