Aussie3rddayfan
07-09-2009, 10:02 PM
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else
to hold the vegetables while you chop.
If you can't fix it with a hammer you've got an electrical problem.
For high blood pressure sufferers simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to
use a timer.
A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxative, you'll be
afraid to cough.
You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the
duct tape.
Daily Thought: Some people are like slinkies - not really good for
anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the
stairs.
Tell me you didn't laugh for that last one... :eek:
Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else
to hold the vegetables while you chop.
If you can't fix it with a hammer you've got an electrical problem.
For high blood pressure sufferers simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to
use a timer.
A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxative, you'll be
afraid to cough.
You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the
duct tape.
Daily Thought: Some people are like slinkies - not really good for
anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the
stairs.
Tell me you didn't laugh for that last one... :eek: