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DareDevil
03-30-2009, 07:42 AM
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jesus loves me
03-30-2009, 07:50 AM
Hahahaha!
pamcharlie
03-30-2009, 09:34 AM
I agree very funny, I love that one must let my friends know that
NurseBettyLu
03-30-2009, 02:47 PM
Cool sign! A couple of others I like: In my dr's office -- If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take the appropriate measures. In my vet's office -- The doctor is in. Sit. Stay. In my church's nursery -- We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed.
pamcharlie
03-30-2009, 05:02 PM
Cool sign! A couple of others I like: In my dr's office -- If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take the appropriate measures. In my vet's office -- The doctor is in. Sit. Stay. In my church's nursery -- We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed.

The one in the church nursery is one we need in my toddlers church since we have some full on toddlers so i am thinking of one like you can run around but please leave your cookies and drinks in the cafe not on the floor
ZooKeeper
03-31-2009, 03:39 AM
On the nursery door at the Homeschool Convention:
"All unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy.":D
DareDevil
03-31-2009, 06:50 AM
On the nursery door at the Homeschool Convention:
"All unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy.":D
How do you like this variant?
jesus loves me
03-31-2009, 09:18 AM
Now THAT one I REALLY like! :D :D :D :D
NurseBettyLu
03-31-2009, 10:56 AM
On the nursery door at the Homeschool Convention:
"All unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy.":D

Love it!
pamcharlie
04-01-2009, 03:17 PM
Love it!

Two of my little darlings at my church in toddlers church want me to bring home a koala from australia zoo , i don't think i can due to bio security
NurseBettyLu
04-01-2009, 06:04 PM
Two of my little darlings at my church in toddlers church want me to bring home a koala from australia zoo , i don't think i can due to bio security

Not the sort of thing I'd try if I were you.
sandie
04-01-2009, 06:18 PM
Not unless you have a backyard full of gumtrees!

Get a toy koala - made in Taiwan! :P
jesus loves me
04-02-2009, 08:39 AM
I want REAL koala with eucalyptus smell, not silly toy!
sandie
04-02-2009, 08:51 AM
Then you need the gumtrees, and particular species at that. They are picky eaters.

I've obviously seen many koalas at zoos and wildlife parks here, but I remember seeing one run across the ground from tree to tree and climb up the second tree. Lovely! :)

I've also seen a wombat while walking in the bush, and it pushed its bum into the dirt / burrowed as a defensive mechanism. They lumber along as they're chubby. So cute.
jesus loves me
04-02-2009, 09:25 AM
My koala experience came from one of the zoo's here. I love wombats and the other zoo here has those. Nothing beats a chance to see them in the wild though. I have to take what I can get though!
pamcharlie
04-03-2009, 08:16 PM
Will definately get a toy koala for my little toddlers church darlings
Genna14
04-03-2009, 08:43 PM
I want a koala!
NurseBettyLu
04-04-2009, 07:58 AM
I want a cheezburger.
jesus loves me
04-04-2009, 09:27 AM
I want a koala!Me too, Genna!
DareDevil
04-04-2009, 09:58 AM
Are you sure? ;)
jesus loves me
04-04-2009, 12:27 PM
Ok smartie! :P. I am respectful but fearless with animals and reptiles so, yes, I'M sure! Looks an awful lot like feline teeth to me.
pamcharlie
04-04-2009, 06:21 PM
A koala with some serious need to brush the teeth
thirday
04-06-2009, 10:46 PM
How do you like this variant?

Where do I drop them off at?:D


Just jokin'
pamcharlie
04-07-2009, 04:25 PM
Does anyone have any of those news paper clippings that have mistakes in them we need a thread for those to have a great laugh about ,like those street signs
thirday
04-10-2009, 04:26 PM
Seen a bumper sticker that said "When I die, I want to die like my Grandpa, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
jesus loves me
04-10-2009, 04:27 PM
LOL!!! That's a good one.
NurseBettyLu
04-10-2009, 04:38 PM
I used to get coupons from Gilmer's Funeral Home. Yup, coupons from a funeral home. $200 off any services and/or supplies. How tacky is that? But what got me was the line in the top right hand corner that read...wait for it...here it comes...NO EXPIRATION DATE. I did myself a hurt laughing.
jesus loves me
04-10-2009, 04:41 PM
ROFL! THAT is WAY too much!
NurseBettyLu
04-10-2009, 04:50 PM
And this is prolly faked, but, oh, it's funny.
jesus loves me
04-10-2009, 04:54 PM
Funny from the name of the restaurant to the message! I'm not sure I'd want to eat at a place with a name like that to begin with!
NurseBettyLu
04-10-2009, 04:59 PM
Yeah, that's kinda scary.
pamcharlie
04-10-2009, 07:36 PM
I agree with nurse betty lu that is scary
thirday
04-11-2009, 04:49 AM
The wicked wok- I wonder if they used that cookbook that the Chinese and Koreans put together; 101 ways to Wok your Dog :eek:
jesus loves me
04-11-2009, 09:46 AM
The wicked wok- I wonder if they used that cookbook that the Chinese and Koreans put together; 101 ways to Wok your Dog :eek:BOO! HISS!:D :D :D :D
thirday
04-11-2009, 10:26 AM
BOO! HISS!:D :D :D :D

ok ok ok, I gocha, I'll leave the stage, or should I just stick to singing?
jesus loves me
04-11-2009, 01:36 PM
ok ok ok, I gocha, I'll leave the stage, or should I just stick to singing?Singing is good! It'd be funny except that DOES happen in some cultures.
thirday
04-11-2009, 03:36 PM
Singing is good! It'd be funny except that DOES happen in some cultures.

Yeah, I know. There was a spoof song out years ago sung to the tune Cats in the Cradle. It went; Cats in the kettle at Old Peking........
jesus loves me
04-11-2009, 03:38 PM
Oh my goodness! I thankfully never heard that one as cats are my favorite things in the whole world. Bet it was kinda funny though - especially to my favorite Chapin song!
ZooKeeper
04-11-2009, 03:49 PM
How do you like this variant?

They were going to post that one at the convention but they were afraid some parents might take them up on that!:D