They had it coming.

[phil_ur_friend]

What is this country coming to when a man can't even shoot people with urine on his own property without catching some flak? :eek:

Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox urine

WILLMAR, Minn. – A 50-year-old man told authorities he was fed up with teens toilet-papering his house during homecoming week. This year, he decided to defend his property — with a squirt gun filled with fox urine.

Now, Scott Wagar is in trouble with the law. He pleaded not guilty on Wednesday in Kandiyohi County District Court to misdemeanor assault and other charges. He was released on personal recognizance.

According to police, on Sept. 16, Wagar used night vision goggles and saw 15-20 people running toward his place. He told them to leave and sprayed them with the fox urine. He also struggled with one teen who he says grabbed him from behind.

In an interview with The Associated Press on Thursday, Wagar says he's innocent, and has a right to defend his property. He says groups of teens have been toilet-papering and egging his house during homecoming for about eight years, and each year it gets more destructive.

He says he sprayed the kids with a mixture of one-third fox urine and two-thirds water because "it stinks, but it doesn't hurt anything."


If anything, the man should be commended for his kindness in watering it down...I would've tried to make it stronger.:cool:

Phil, your friend

[Howlin' Wolf]

that would definitely cause me consider to giving those punks a physical beating.

[Pouye]

What is this country coming to when a man can't even shoot people with urine on his own property without catching some flak? :eek:

Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox urine

WILLMAR, Minn. – A 50-year-old man told authorities he was fed up with teens toilet-papering his house during homecoming week. This year, he decided to defend his property — with a squirt gun filled with fox urine.

Now, Scott Wagar is in trouble with the law. He pleaded not guilty on Wednesday in Kandiyohi County District Court to misdemeanor assault and other charges. He was released on personal recognizance.

According to police, on Sept. 16, Wagar used night vision goggles and saw 15-20 people running toward his place. He told them to leave and sprayed them with the fox urine. He also struggled with one teen who he says grabbed him from behind.

In an interview with The Associated Press on Thursday, Wagar says he's innocent, and has a right to defend his property. He says groups of teens have been toilet-papering and egging his house during homecoming for about eight years, and each year it gets more destructive.

He says he sprayed the kids with a mixture of one-third fox urine and two-thirds water because "it stinks, but it doesn't hurt anything."


If anything, the man should be commended for his kindness in watering it down...I would've tried to make it stronger.:cool:

Phil, your friend

What I want to know is, where did he get fox urine? :confused: :confused:

Rock

[Salome]

ooooo, good question Rock.

anywho, anyone who uses night vision goggles is a-ok in my book!! :D if he gets in trouble, those kids had better too!!

we had a report that packages left by front doors in my subdivision were being stolen. My youngest hatched a plan that included hiding out and airsoft guns. I thought it was a good one!! I think I might have to retract ..... although ...... if it's a kid doing the shooting we might be alright!!:rolleyes: :cool:

[rossid]

Did y'all see this during the election?

http://www.clevelandleader.com/node/7541

[truster]

Phil, this made me laugh hysterically for a few seconds. Thanks!

[mcgreen311]

What I want to know is, where did he get fox urine? :confused: :confused:

Rock

Um...from a fox? That's just a guess though.

Human urine would have been easier to come by, I suppose.

[Pouye]

Um...from a fox? That's just a guess though.


Oh, I forgot.... everyone keeps a spare fox around, along with a spare catheter to extract the poor beast's urine in case someone decides to TP them. :D

Actually I got my answer:

[Salome]

well I never .......

[phil_ur_friend]

that would definitely cause me consider to giving those punks a physical beating.

There is something so much more satisfying about chemical warfare (IMO)...:D

It's like "Try and figure this one out!"...as you're hosing some poor jerk who decided to mess with the wrong dude.

Phil, your (hose 'em down! ;) ) friend

[phil_ur_friend]

Did y'all see this during the election?

http://www.clevelandleader.com/node/7541

This would've been sooo much funnier if there was a bucket of something nasty dumped out above that kid...:D

MMMM...Chemical Warfare...:)

Phil, your friend

[rossid]

This would've been sooo much funnier if there was a bucket of something nasty dumped out above that kid...:D

MMMM...Chemical Warfare...:)

Phil, your friend

Like Al Franken... :D

[Lauriegomer]

What I want to know is, where did he get fox urine? :confused: :confused:

Rock


That's the first thing I thought of....

[phil_ur_friend]

I think he's a genius. ;)

[mcgreen311]

Oh, I forgot.... everyone keeps a spare fox around, along with a spare catheter to extract the poor beast's urine in case someone decides to TP them. :D

Actually I got my answer:

Ha ha. Yeah, I always keep a spare catheter around. I'm sure it's a little expensive up front, but this way you can obtain a variety of urine types for a much cheaper cost than if you were to search for various pre-packaged types of urine online. Think of the possibilities! Bears, sparrows, geckos...

[freakysoccer]

that's pretty funny. i would have done the same thing.

[NurseBettyLu]

Where do the people who bottle the stuff get it? Hand the fox a jar and give him a little privacy?

[Pouye]

Where do the people who bottle the stuff get it? Hand the fox a jar and give him a little privacy?

Ask Evanescence... :eek: ;)

Rock