Arkansas State Trooper...

[Johnny 59]

An Arkansas State Trooper pulled over a suspicious looking vehicle yesterday on I-40. After the officer approached the vehicle and the man in the pick-up truck rolled down his window the officer queried, "Got any ID."
To which the man promply replied...








































"Bout what?" :D

[HumanityisSaved]

Same trooper attempted to pull over a middle aged man going 110 MPH in a new Mercedes on I-40. After a 10 mile chase the speeder finally stopped. The trooper asked the man why he was going so fast and why he failed to stop. The speeder replied, "My wife ran off with an Arkansas State Trooper last year." The trooper said, "So what does that have to do with anything?" Said the speeder, "I thought you were bringing her back.":P

[pamcharlie]

To that the Arkansas State Trooper told the speeder " I have no knowledge of the where abouts of your wife there are so many state troopers i am in charge of searching cars for hitch hiking christmas trees to which the speeder replied looking shocked