Vending Machine

[Jason]

You get Nigel James' book Lessons from the Road:
http://www.ibsdirect.com/p-684-lessons-from-the-road.aspx

*inserts coinage*

[Salome]

Excellent!! Now I can take it off my Amazon wishlist! ;)

You Get: a mood ring ......

*inserts coin*

[Cowboy]

A Pee-Wee Herman talking doll

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get polka lessons.

*inserts coinage*

[Salome]

Oh good, now I have two ..... ;)

You Get: A cardboard Burger King Crown


*inserts coin*

[Jason]

Does it come with a Whopper? I'm hungry.

You get milk duds.

*inserts coinage*

[Salome]

okay ...... you get a Whopper too. AND a chocolate milkshake.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

Yum.

You get an Amazon gift certificate for $25.

*inserts coinage*

[Salome]

Very perceptive ...... ;) :D You KNOW I love that. p.s. My Amazon wish list is 6 PAGES LONG!! HAHAHA!! I'm not kidding.

You Get: 10 copies of Revelation to give as gifts.

*inserts coin*

[pamcharlie]

You get an autographed poster of third day wrapped in a lovely christmas bow

inserts coins

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a God bless you for the next time you sneeze. *insert coin*

[jesus loves me]

I'll take that as i have allergies. you get a new c'mas stocking. 'inserts coin'

[pamcharlie]

You get a hamper of homemade cookies to enjoy over the holiday season

inserts coins

[jesus loves me]

You get a hamper of homemade cookies to enjoy over the holiday season inserts coins i'm claiming those! you get a holiday torte. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a box of cherry cordials. *inserts coin*

[ledzeppelingirl]

You get a new Christmas wreath to hang on your door.

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get downhere's autographs.

*inserts coinage*

[Cowboy]

A day off from work! (unless of course you love your work....)

*inserts coin"

[Salome]

A big ol bunch of peace and hope

*inserts coin*

[Cowboy]

DBoys concert tickets, good for life! ( and..... a cyber hug)

*inserts coin*

[Salome]

I am so there. Hugs right back at ya.

You Get: Applause!! Loud and Long ....

*inserts coin*

[Cowboy]

A "Clapper" from those awful as seen on tv .... (clap on....clap off.... the clapper!)

*inserts coin*

[Salome]

a kitten :D

*inserts coin*

[Cowboy]

You Get..... A Nice Cozy Fireplace and a Good cup of Coffee to warm you up

* inserts coin *

[Salome]

Sounds toasty. I like!

You Get: A gift card for a year's worth of coffee from Dunkin Donuts.

*inserts coin*

[Cowboy]

An old 2 story Log Cabin on a lake

*inserts coin*

[Salome]

A ranch on lots of acres with a couple of horses and a peacock (wha?)

*inserts coin*

[Cowboy]

A Bottle of sweet smelling perfume..... errrr cologne... sorry- Obsession for men

*inserts coin*

[Salome]

a lasagna pan

*inserts coin*

[Cowboy]

A homecooked generations old pan of lasagna complete with candles

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get to save a life.

*inserts coinage, buddy*

[Salome]

You Get -- a microphone

*inserts coin*

[Cowboy]

A yard gnome

*inserts coin*

[Salome]

Yes!! The other 4 I have will make him feel quite welcome I believe.

You Get: an envelope of the best coupons ever of exactly the stuff you want.

*inserts coin*

[Cowboy]

A lamp with a genie in it

*inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

You get a star named after you. 'inserts coin'

[Cowboy]

A trrip to the Grand Canyon with Jason and his little Brother!

*inserts coin*

[Salome]

A pair of parachute pants

*inserts coin*

[pamcharlie]

You get a pair of sports shoes

inserts coins

[Cowboy]

A Baker's dozen of sweet corn from lovely Indiana...

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get to visit my uncle's cottage on Lake James in Angola, IN.

*inserts coinage*

[Cowboy]

How Cool! I am not very far from Angola at all!

[Cowboy]

A cute little pregnant Momma Hamster!

*inserts coin*

[pamcharlie]

You get a cozy nest bed for the pregnant momma hamster to rest and nurse her babies when they arrive

inserts coins

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a big bag of Atomic Fireball jawbreakers. *inserts coin*

[Cowboy]

An 8 track player!

*inserts coin*

[Salome]

a big ol tube of Bengay

*inserts coin*

[Cowboy]

Whaaaaa?????? I am not THAT old! LOL!

and........ I am not getting the next gift... it is still all yours!

[NurseBettyLu]

I am! Thanks! You get a bag of puffy mints to cool you down from the Atomic Fireballs. *insertes coin*

[Salome]

I'll take it!! Not only does it make me feel all tingly ...... but clears out the nasal passages too!!

You are NOT playing by the rules cowboy. So not only do I get to keep the Bengay, but I'm also getting a certificate for an hour's swedish massage.

*inserts coin ...... again* :rolleyes: :D

[Cowboy]

A kiss from your prince charming

*inserts coin*

[Salome]

You Get: a token for a ride in an elevator

*inserts coin*

[Cowboy]

A portable air conditioner

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a nativity scene carved entirely out of peach pits. *inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a pie in the face.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

Wrong thread. Food Fight is over there. You get an Opus Christmas tree ornament. *inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a paperclip in the shape of Mount Rushmore.

*inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

You get a box of c'mas cards. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a pair of hunting socks to keep your feet toasty. *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

You get a cashmere scarf to keep the wind off your neck. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

You get WAAA-CHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!a box of tissues with one gone out of it. *inserts coin* (don't worry, I germ-x'ed it first)

[jesus loves me]

You get WAAA-CHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!a box of tissues with one gone out of it. *inserts coin* (don't worry, I germ-x'ed it first) thanks for de-germing. i don't have a spleen ya know. you get a jar of vicks. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a spleen. *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

I'll take it! you get a pair of massaging slippers. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a big bottle of Baileys for your holiday coffee. *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

You get a big bottle of Baileys for your holiday coffee. *inserts coin* yahoo! i actually am hoping there will be money to buy one. you get another trip to your fave coffee place. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

You get to come along! *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

Looking forward to it. you get a box of homemade fudge. 'inserts coin'

[Cowboy]

A life size Richard Simmons doll

*inserts coin*

[Salome]

a large steaming deep dish pizza from Gino's East

*inserts coin*

[Cowboy]

I have never had their pizza, but I grew up near there and miss Chicago style pizza! Thanks!

You get...... A pearl ring!

*inserts coin*

[Salome]

ooooo, goodie. Thanks!! I love pearl rings. I have one that I adore. The more pearls, the better, that's what I always say ....... :D

You Get: a new guitar

[Cowboy]

A pair of dance shoes and a year's worth of lessons!

*inserts coin*

[Salome]

A $100 gift card to Aldi

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a wrench.

*inserts coinage*

[Cowboy]

A CHIA PET!

*inserts coin*

[Salome]

You Get: Dr. Pepper Lip Gloss

*inserts coin*

[Cowboy]

A... well....a squirrel

*inserts coin*

[Salome]

Grrreeeaaatttt.


You Get: a new tree for your yard (sniff, as we fondly remember the other one)

*inserts coin*

[Cowboy]

You Get....... A back massage

*inserts coin*

[Salome]

You Get: a round of applause for hitting over 100 on your post count!!

WHOO-HOO!!

*inserts coin*

[Cowboy]

A piece of licorice off a car seat


*inserts coin*

[Salome]

You Get: Your $300 back from the shell game.

*inserts coin*

[Cowboy]

Hot tub

*inserts coin*

[Salome]

a rainy day ....

*inserts coin*

[Cowboy]

A great big "lucky 7"

*inserts coin*

[Salome]

You Get: a ruler

*inserts coin*

[Cowboy]

You get.....
A new pair of courdoroys (spell?)

*inserts coin*

[Salome]

I LOVE corduroys!! I have them in pink, black, dark green, light brown and dark grey. :D *zip zip zip* as she walks down the hallway.

You Get: a tape measure -- might be more accurate than the ruler.....

*inserts coin*

[Cowboy]

....The BOTTOM bunk

*inserts coin*

[Salome]

You Get: an icy cold coca cola

*inserts coin*

[Cowboy]

a hot Dunkin Donuts coffee

*inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

You get a snow shovel. "inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a vacay someplace warm with scantily clad native lads serving drinks with paper umbrellas in them. *inserts coin*

[BeGlorifiedInMe]

You get a full body massage by one of those scantily clad native lads! *inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get lunch at T's BBQ in Theodore, AL. Nobody's scantily clad, but the pulled pork is to die for, and the beer is very, very cold. *inserts coin*

[Cowboy]

You get.....
A nice terry cloth bathrobe and fuzzy slippers

*inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

You get a tank of gas. 'inserts coin'

[Cowboy]

An IPOD

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

Yuo get a band-aid. *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

You get another balloon to follow you around. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

Eek! It'sa Barney balloon! RUN!!!!!!!!! You get a cookie. *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

You get kittyboy and spot to pose nicely. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

Cool! Whadja drug 'em with? You get a bottle of toe toe polish. *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

Can't remember the drug we use to use! you get a manicure. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

You get some purdy-smellin' bath soap. *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

Thank ye kindly. you get a new computer game. ' inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

Cool! Nude Tetris! You et a nice hot cocoa with piles of mini-marshmallows! *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

Yum! you get a good mudslide recipe - and the needed ingrediemts. 'inserts coin'

[pamcharlie]

Yummy

You get some really tasty christmas cookies to munch on

inserts coins

[Cowboy]

A Thirdday bobblehead set!

*inserts coin*

[pamcharlie]

You get a kermit the frog bobble head too

inserts coins

[Jason]

You get another cat.

*inserts coinage*

[pamcharlie]

Two cats are enough but thanks anyway

You get a chocolate advent calendar for each day as we head towards jesus's birthday

inserts coins

[jesus loves me]

You get another cat. *inserts coinage* pam doesn't want it. can i have it?

[pamcharlie]

You a fruit rich christmas cake with white icing

inserts coins

[jesus loves me]

You a fruit rich christmas cake with white icing inserts coins yum! you get someone to serve you breakfast in bed. 'inserts coins'

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a cushy new vibrating recliner. *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

You get a cushy new vibrating recliner. *inserts coin* oh, i sooo need this. you get to see bama play in the bowl game (50 yard line seats). 'inserts coins'

[NurseBettyLu]

Right behind the 'bama bench so I can sit right behind running back extraordinaire Glen Coffee while he gets his newest boo-boo patched up. You can always tell a good running back, they're always covered with boo-boos and dirt. You get to go with. *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

Never been to a game so i look forward to it! you get coffee's dirty jersey. 'inserts coins'

[NurseBettyLu]

*swoons* You get whatever you want from the vendors. Hey, there's the hot dog guy! *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

*swoons* You get whatever you want from the vendors. Hey, there's the hot dog guy! *inserts coin* never had a hot dog in dixie. hope it's good. you get to be on tv at the game. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

You get something minty. *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

You get a basket of yarn. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a kitty blanket. Oh, look, there's a kitty in it! *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

You get a kitty blanket. Oh, look, there's a kitty in it! *inserts coin* 'scoops up kitty in blanket and puts at foot of bed. sighs happily'. just for that, you get a case of bailey's. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

Ahh, so much Bailey's, so little time. You get a perfect spring day. *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

You get the sun instead of rain tomorrow. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

Goody! How about no t-storms tonight? Yikes! Youv get a giant toll house cookie with your name on it in crimson and white frosting. *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

As i recall, the vols colors are 'orange' and white - not crimson, dear. but, as i went nowhere, i accept the cookie! you get a new pair of knitting needles. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

Thanks! You get a nice hand-knitted sweater. Sorry it's still in pieces. *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

Well, maybe i can find someone to put it together! you get tomorrow off, with pay. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

Mmm, how nice. I hate to drive to w**k in the rain. Cottage Hill turns all black and shiny and you can't see the lanes. You get to sit in my nice toasty den all day and listen to it rain and drink coffee. *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

Sounds good. you get a crawfish dinner. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

Ooh, goody! Want some? You get magic pixie dust that makes you 23 again. *inserts coin*

[pamcharlie]

You get a time machine access code to go back or forward in time

inserts coins

[jesus loves me]

You get a part in the next 'narnia' movie (providing they make one). 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

Oh, come on, they've GOT to make Voyage of the Dawn Treader, don't they? I want to play Eustace's mother. You get some Airborn so you won't catch my cold. *inserts coin*

[Salome]

You get a jumbo box of Puffs with lotion

*inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

You get an orange balloon. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

Oh, great, now it's following me. You get chocolate covered expresso beans. *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

It likes you! you get a coffee grinder. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

You get some freshly ground coffee. *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

Thank you! you get a nap while peter sleeps. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a guinea pig. *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

I love guinea pigs! you get a goldfish for the kitties viewing pleasure. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a whole box of GooGoo Clusters. *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

'Wipes tears from eyes'. thank you. you get 3 incorruptable wishes. 'inserts coin'

[pamcharlie]

You get some tiggers along with winne the pooh and piglet

Inserts coins

[Salome]

you get a pot o' honey

*inserts coin*

[pamcharlie]

You get some Honey Bees (not real ones )

inserts coins

[jesus loves me]

You get burt's bees products. 'inserts coin'

[pamcharlie]

You get a sampler of new zealand honey

inserts coins

[jesus loves me]

You get a sampler of new zealand honey inserts coins i'd love that. you get cat proof tree ornaments. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

You get Spot. He took the tree down again today. *inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get a new tree and a cage for Spot.
*inserts coin*

[Salome]

you get a filled water balloon. hmmm, i wonder who's standing around you?? :P

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

you get a filled water balloon. hmmm, i wonder who's standing around you?? :P

That would be the next person to post...
Splat!
You get a Texas Longhorns beach towel to dry off with (that was some mighty big balloon).
*inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

Thanks 'dries off'. you get a turkey. 'inserts coin'

[pamcharlie]

Water balloons this so crazy

You get a clean joke book to entertain friends and family over the holidays

inserts coins

[Johnny 59]

You get a third grade boy who's the class clown to entertain your family over the holidays.
*inserts coin*

[pamcharlie]

You get a collection of Muppets dvds to enjoy over the hoildays

inserts coins

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a nice steamy facial. *inserts coin*

[pamcharlie]

Oh that is actually what i need thanks for that how wonderful i love facials

You get a handmassage and foot massage to pamper your hands and feet after a busy day

inserts coins

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a pillow filled with hops for a nice nap. *inserts coin*

[pamcharlie]

Yes thanks

You get some kitty toys to keep kitty boy happy these holidays

inserts coins

[jesus loves me]

You get c'mas gifts for yourself(charlie - big bottle) and for charlie and basil. 'inserts coin'

[Salome]

you get a most beautiful wintery/icy scene to look at outside your favorite window.

*inserts coin*

[Johnny 59]

You get the canvas it was painted on. No actual snow or ice anywhere near here.
*inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

You get to spend c'mas up here: brutal cold and snow. 'inserts coin'

[Salome]

You get a one-way ticket to Sunny Florida!! and a snorkle

*inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

Hello warmth! you get a box of candy canes. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a 12-pack of Vernors. *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

Yum! you get a coupon for a free pizza. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

You get the cute pizza guy. *inserts coin*

[pamcharlie]

You get a free serve of fries with your pizza

inserts coins

[jesus loves me]

You get a wok. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

you get some wok and woll. *inserts coin*

[Salome]

you get one chopstick.

*inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

You get it's mate. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a fluffernutter sandwich and a cup of cocoa. *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

Ahh! you get a gift card to petsmart. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a box of hot Krispy Kremes. *inserts coin*

[Salome]

you get a kilt.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get Jamie to model it for you. This is just a loan. *inserts coin*

[Salome]

Okay I'm done ...... you get him back.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get the last piece of oyster pie. *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

You get the last cup of starbucks. 'inserts coin'

[Salome]

you get an umbrella

*inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

You get a row boat. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

You get oars. *inserts coin*

[pamcharlie]

You get a life jacket

inserts coins

[jesus loves me]

You gdt a water bottle in gomer orange. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

You get the last slice of my chocolate covered apple. Now that's love. *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

You get the last slice of my chocolate covered apple. Now that's love. *inserts coin* returns the love by purchasing large glass of black silk on ice. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

Nummy! You get a whole pound of See's chocolates that you don't hve to share with anybody. That apple slice was really little. *inseerts coin*

[jesus loves me]

Nummy! You get a whole pound of See's chocolates that you don't hve to share with anybody. That apple slice was really little. *inseerts coin** inhales chocolatey goodness, gives beth a piece* you get a high pay, low work sat. job. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

You get to come to Game Night at my church. We have a set of double fifteen dominoes, and I play a cutthroat game of Mexican Train. *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

Sounds fun! you get new years eve catered. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a jar of honey with the comb still in it. *inserts coin*

[pamcharlie]

You get a tall glass of orange and mango juice

inserts coins

[jesus loves me]

You get lavender sachet. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

You get magical gloves that make your hands all better. *inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a french fry.

*inserts coin*

[Salome]

you get one ketchup packet

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a whole box of packing peanuts. *inserts coin*

[Salome]

you get a pickle in a jar.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a Sugar Bowl shirt. Worn once. Sorry about the tear stains. *inserts coin*

[Salome]

you get a verra nice set of Hanes shirts ......

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

You get a hug (don't spend it all in one place).

*inserts coin*

[Salome]

Awwww ..... you knew that's just what I needed. I think I can get a lot of use out of it. What a pal. :)


You get a nice cool (or warm -- your preference) breeze. The kind you want to soak in for a good long while. Close your eyes and enjoy!!

*inserts coin*

[Jason]

Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Blowing like the jasmine through my mind

You get a Seals and Croft song.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get Trying to Reason with Hurricane Season (Jimmy Buffet) *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

You get a cinnamon stick. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a Curious George doll. *inserts coin*

[pamcharlie]

You get a bowl of fresh new zealand strawberries to savour and enjoy

inserts coins

[NurseBettyLu]

You get cream and sugar for strawberries. *inserts coin*

[pamcharlie]

You get cream and sugar for strawberries. *inserts coin*

Great thanks

You get some new zealand sun shine to brighten your day

inserts coins

[Salome]

you get a freckle

*inserts coin*

[Cindy]

You get sunscreen!

"insert coin"

[Salome]

you get a hug! :D

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a cheese danish. *inserts coin*

[Salome]

You get some Pepto Bismal

*inserts coin*

[Cindy]

You get a BIG hug from before!! Thanks!

"insert coin"

[Salome]

you get a big pair of sunglasses!!! you've got a whole lotta Orange going on over there!! haha!! :D

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a bottle of orangina. Well chilled. Shake well before consuming. *inserts coin*

[jesus loves me]

You get an orange. 'inserts coin'

[NurseBettyLu]

you get orange pekoe tea. *inserts coin*

[Salome]

You get a teapot in the color of gomer orange.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a set of fussy little teacups with matching saucers. Don't forget to stick your pinky finger out. *inserts coin*

[Cindy]

You get tea for your teacups!

"insert coin"

[Jason]

You get a frog.

*inserts coin*

[Cindy]

You get a lillypad!

"insert coin"

[BeGlorifiedInMe]

You get a mouse pad. *Inserts coin*

[Cindy]

You get a heating pad!

"insert coin"

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a tadpole. *inserts coin*

[Cindy]

You get a flagpole!

"insert coin"

[NurseBettyLu]

you get a toad in the hole. *inserts coin*

[lori56]

You get a toadstool! *inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a bar stool. *inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a bar!

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get a candy bar. *inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get to watch me gleefully eat the candy bar!

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get to be behind bars! *inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get to bail me out. ;)

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

You get released on your own recognizance. *inserts coin*

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

You get a sigh of relief, knowing that you didn't have to bail me out.

*inserts coin*

[NurseBettyLu]

Me too, I'm flat busted. You get to not get my cold. *inserts coin*

[Cindy]

You get some Mucinex

"insert coin"