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rossid
07-07-2008, 11:47 AM
So this man is painting a church.

He is almost done with the steeple and notices he does not have enough paint.

So he thins out the paint and continues.

He is about a third of the way done with the building and notices that he still does not have enough paint.

So he thing out the paint again and continues.

He is about two thirds of the way down the building and notices that he still does not have enough paint.

So he thins out the paint another time and continues.

He is almost done when this torrential downpour starts and while it is in the process of washing all of the paint off of the church there is this booming voice from the heavens:

















REPAINT AND THIN NO MORE!!!

NurseBettyLu
07-07-2008, 11:58 AM
Groan.

sandie
07-07-2008, 12:22 PM
Lol.

Genna14
07-07-2008, 02:49 PM
I've heard this one as "repaint thinner".

Yeah my pastor uses corny jokes in his sermons, but he makes up for it in being actually funny.