Tracey
06-15-2008, 03:17 AM
hahaha this was so flippin funny how could I NOT pass it on to you guys.
grandmas birth control pills!
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life
finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a
list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he
realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.
"Mrs.
Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"
"Yes, they help me sleep at night.
"Mrs.
Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could
possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.
Yes, dear, I know that.
But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the
glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old-granddaughter drinks.
And, believe me, it helps me sleep at night.
:eek: :P :D
grandmas birth control pills!
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life
finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a
list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he
realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.
"Mrs.
Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"
"Yes, they help me sleep at night.
"Mrs.
Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could
possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.
Yes, dear, I know that.
But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the
glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old-granddaughter drinks.
And, believe me, it helps me sleep at night.
:eek: :P :D