The Cat Commandments

[pamcharlie]

While doing my house chores yesterday i found an old church bulletin and on the back was something very funny and i am sure that all my fellow cat and dog owners will find these funny

Thou shalt jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the modem.

Thou shalt not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem.

Thou shalt not unroll all the toilet paper off the roll.

Thou shalt not sit in front of the television or monitor as thou are transparent .

Thou shalt not trip thy humans even if they are walking to slow.

Thou shalt not reset thy human's alarm clock by walking on it.

Thou shalt not jump onto thy sleeping human at 4.a.m.

Thou shalt remember that thou are a carnivore and that plants are not meat.

Fast as thou are, thou cannot run through closed doors.

Thou shalt not climb on the garbage can with the hinged lid; as thou wilt fall in and trap thyself.

Enjoy these and all dog owners can relate to these too.

[elby65]

Love it! As a cat person, I can attest to the fact that my "babies" need to learn these commandments. My oldest, Angelbaby, likes to walk on the keyboard anytime I get on the computer. Oh well, they are sweet cuddlers!

[pamcharlie]

Love it! As a cat person, I can attest to the fact that my "babies" need to learn these commandments. My oldest, Angelbaby, likes to walk on the keyboard anytime I get on the computer. Oh well, they are sweet cuddlers!

Thanks , my oldest charlie he is a very sweet cuddler too, and he obeys the cat commandments but my youngest basil just bounces around the place, glad you love the cat commandments. my church bulletin can have some funny things in it .

[jesus loves me]

Lol! these are so true. thanks for posting!

[pamcharlie]

Your welcome , how is everything weather wise no tornadoes i hope ?

[jesus loves me]

Your welcome , how is everything weather wise no tornadoes i hope ? the area has quieted down. more rain coming though. we have flooding now north of me in wisconsin. give the boys a hug. next week i will have a cat sleeping with me. can't wait!

[pamcharlie]

The boys are great , enjoy the cat next week , will you be here next week ?

[jesus loves me]

The boys are great , enjoy the cat next week , will you be here next week ? yes i will be here. i dog and cat sit for 2 weeks but as this is my cell phone(i don't have a computer) it goes wherever i go. kitty is rachel, dog is kaela.

[The Unknown Gomer]

Thou shalt not jump onto thy sleeping human at 4.a.m.

LOL. Reminds me of this clip that Barb originally posted many months back. I managed to track it down on YouTube and play it all the time and it still never fails to crack me up. :D Mrow! Mrow! *pat pat pat*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q

And I just saw that he's got another one now! I love when he picks up the garden gnome! Bwahaha! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rb8aOzy9t4

Me thinks I'm going to have to "borrow" that cat for a new avatar! :)

[pamcharlie]

I love simon's cat very funny more please , hey where is bono ?

[pamcharlie]

yes i will be here. i dog and cat sit for 2 weeks but as this is my cell phone(i don't have a computer) it goes wherever i go. kitty is rachel, dog is kaela.

I am looking forward to hearing about the adventures of kitty rachel and dog kaela.

[The Unknown Gomer]

I love simon's cat very funny more please , hey where is bono ?

I think Simon's Cat ate him for an appetizer. :D

He'll be back, I just thought the kitty was cute. Probably not if you're a bird lover, but you can't please everyone. LOL. :P

[HotWireD]

cats are not stupid :D

[The Unknown Gomer]

cats are not stupid :D

Can you tell that to Ozzy, aka "Mr. I'll Poop Outside the Box Just Often Enough to Be Irritating"? :rolleyes:

[pamcharlie]

I think Simon's Cat ate him for an appetizer. :D

He'll be back, I just thought the kitty was cute. Probably not if you're a bird lover, but you can't please everyone. LOL. :P

I love birds they are excellent especially eagles and doves and pigeons

Simon's cat is so funny