Attention Ladies of Gomerdom

[Howlin' Wolf]

which of you would like to cultivate a dead end internet love affair with me?

i'm taking applications now......go!!

[SacredHeart]

I think Obishawn's available. :P

[Howlin' Wolf]

I think Obishawn's available. :P


that sounds like a guy's name!

[SacredHeart]

that sounds like a guy's name!minor detail.:P

[Sam!]

that sounds like a guy's name!
and you're set on the woman thing?

[Howlin' Wolf]

and you're set on the woman thing?


well........

[Tony Trout]

Dude...you need to get out more...a whole lot more...online relationships don't work...trust me....

[Howlin' Wolf]

Dude...you need to get out more...a whole lot more...online relationships don't work...trust me....

I'll have you know, sir, that online relationships are the BEST kind of relationships!!!

you dont have to listen to girl's talk about their drama
you dont have to watch chic flics with them
you dont have to go shopping with them

[kristalball]

which of you would like to cultivate a dead end internet love affair with me?

i'm taking applications now......go!!


I will go out with you, if you buy me beer.

[Jason]

which of you would like to cultivate a dead end internet love affair with me?

i'm taking applications now......go!!

But, Jason, wouldn't dating a Gomer be unequally yolked?

jason
(not taking applications)

[Howlin' Wolf]

I will go out with you, if you buy me beer.

beer is my favorite beverage/ its tasty goodness is like a little piece of heaven in my mouth and throat and stomach.


But, Jason, wouldn't dating a Gomer be unequally yolked?
yes. i used to have a gomer name but was kicked out and removed off the list. however, dating a gomer is better than dating a muslim.

[Corrine]

I knew if I let this alone and pretended like I hadn't seen it, it'd turn out pretty funny.

Tulip, you are looking good. I think you've lost some weight since the last pictures I've seen of you, which were back when you were overseas.

[Jason]

yes. i used to have a gomer name but was kicked out and removed off the list. however, dating a gomer is better than dating a muslim.

What isn't?

[Tony Trout]

I'll have you know, sir, that online relationships are the BEST kind of relationships!!!

you dont have to listen to girl's talk about their drama



I would disagree with this....^^^^

[Corrine]

yes. i used to have a gomer name but was kicked out and removed off the list. however, dating a gomer is better than dating a muslim.

You are mistaken. (I know that's hard for you to believe.) We've never kicked anyone off the Gomer list. The boards, now that's another story. (I'd put that winky smiley here, if it were working.) The last time . . . well, you figured that one out. LOL

[SacredHeart]

yes. i used to have a gomer name but was kicked out and removed off the list. however, dating a gomer is better than dating a muslim.

why? because gomer women bleach their mustaches and muslim women don't?

[Jason]

Tulip, you are looking good. I think you've lost some weight since the last pictures I've seen of you, which were back when you were overseas.

He was even fatter then?

[Howlin' Wolf]

I knew if I let this alone and pretended like I hadn't seen it, it'd turn out pretty funny.

Tulip, you are looking good. I think you've lost some weight since the last pictures I've seen of you, which were back when you were overseas.

that pic was actually taken overseas in a sudanese house.

What isn't?
dating a guy?

I would disagree with this....^^^^

and you kind Sir would be WRONG!

you just click the x. thats all. conversation over!

[Howlin' Wolf]

He was even fatter then?
No, she didnt like me then. and when a woman doesnt like a man, that man becomes fat in their eyes. now, she likes me, so she sees things clearly. its elementary, my dear watson.

why? because gomer women bleach their mustaches and muslim women don't?
thats exactly right! plus Gomer women like bacon.

[Corrine]

Oh, so that's not a new picture. Do you have any new pictures of yourself?

[Debbie]

you just click the x. thats all. conversation over!

LOL!!!!!! Oh my gosh, why do I miss you??? Love it when you get like this..

[Howlin' Wolf]

You are mistaken. (I know that's hard for you to believe.) We've never kicked anyone off the Gomer list. The boards, now that's another story. (I'd put that winky smiley here, if it were working.) The last time . . . well, you figured that one out. LOL

you told me i couldnt be on the gomer list because i wanted to be "anabolic steroid" gomer

[kristalball]

beer is my favorite beverage/ its tasty goodness is like a little piece of heaven in my mouth and throat and stomach.

I agree!


yes. i used to have a gomer name but was kicked out and removed off the list. however, dating a gomer is better than dating a muslim.

I'm not a gomer. Do I get the beer or not?

[Corrine]

you told me i couldnt be on the gomer list because i wanted to be "anabolic steroid" gomer

I do have a slight recollection of that. So you aren't ever wrong. Hmmm, my mistake.

[Jason]

No, she didnt like me then. and when a woman doesnt like a man, that man becomes fat in their eyes. now, she likes me, so she sees things clearly. its elementary, my dear watson.



And I never liked you, but I was never a woman either.

[Howlin' Wolf]

Oh, so that's not a new picture. Do you have any new pictures of yourself?
i do. i grew a whispy porno style moustache and put on a turtle neck shirt and had portraits made with my brother.
LOL!!!!!! Oh my gosh, why do I miss you??? Love it when you get like this..

get that application in before its too late

[Debbie]

get that application in before its too late

Not so easy there.....you turned down my last invitation. HA! to the DecembeRadio message boards that is...

[Howlin' Wolf]

I agree!



I'm not a gomer. Do I get the beer or not?

newcastle! the official beer of the Battle of Meadow Bridge

[Howlin' Wolf]

I do have a slight recollection of that. So you aren't ever wrong. Hmmm, my mistake.
oh..i'm wrong alot. why just today i paid my rent late.

And I never liked you, but I was never a woman either.
touche

Not so easy there.....you turned down my last invitation. HA! to the DecembeRadio message boards that is...
i can only do one board at a time!

[Evanescence]

Someone needs to shave....

Sorry, i had to old man.... :P

[Corrine]

No, she didnt like me then. and when a woman doesnt like a man, that man becomes fat in their eyes. now, she likes me, so she sees things clearly. its elementary, my dear watson.


No, when a woman doesn't like a man he becomes nonexistant in her mind. But then, you just wouldn't go away, would you? No, you stuck around and made us like you. And that photo is just a head shot afterall. Post the bro shot with your porn stache.

[Debbie]

someone needs to shave....

sorry, i had to old man.... :P

Hi there! you are early, I figured you would be out setting up to look for UFO's or something spacey :) inserted smiley that doesn't work.

[kristalball]

newcastle! the official beer of the Battle of Meadow Bridge

Nice brown ale

Don't make me beg... just look at my avatar...

[Howlin' Wolf]

No, when a woman doesn't like a man he becomes nonexistant in her mind. But then, you just wouldn't go away, would you? No, you stuck around and made us like you. And that photo is just a head shot afterall. Post the bro shot with your porn stache.

somebody wants a full body shot

[Evanescence]

Hi there! you are early, I figured you would be out setting up to look for UFO's or something spacey :) inserted smiley that doesn't work.


I'm here pearched awaitng Aussie dude's response to our last dance....

I couldn't miss a chance to pounce on my old nemesis Tulip.

You miss me old man? :cool:

[Howlin' Wolf]

Don't make me beg... just look at my avatar...

naughty naughty

[Evanescence]

Here's me on my last date with the wife...steak wasn't the best...

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c97/scooterl/Dogs-March-08-3005-1.jpg

[Corrine]

somebody wants a full body shot

Well . . . ?

[Howlin' Wolf]

No, when a woman doesn't like a man he becomes nonexistant in her mind. But then, you just wouldn't go away, would you? No, you stuck around and made us like you. And that photo is just a head shot afterall. Post the bro shot with your porn stache.

i'm like John Cusack from "Say Anything". i was so close to coming to your house with my boom box blasting third day tunes.

[Evanescence]

Here's Tulip on better days...

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c97/scooterl/skunk_ape_bigfoot_picture s_22008b.jpg

[Howlin' Wolf]

Here's me on my last date with the wife...steak wasn't the best...

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c97/scooterl/Dogs-March-08-3005-1.jpg

this is my thread!!!! take your steak and your pickles and find your own internet girlfriend!

[rossid]

Stop it you GUYS are killin' me! ROTFLMBO! :D :D :D

[Debbie]

naughty naughty

Who is this?? From the pictures I have seen I would have never even picked you out of this one. You clean up good enough...but, just doesn't look like you.

[Corrine]

naughty naughty

Man, you look nothing like you did in the first picture. You look so . . . so . . . normal. I never knew you had a brother. Your parents must have this hanging over their fireplace mantle. Very handsome men.

[Howlin' Wolf]

Well . . . ?


its there. here's another!

[Howlin' Wolf]

Man, you look nothing like you did in the first picture. You look so . . . so . . . normal. I never knew you had a brother. Your parents must have this hanging over their fireplace mantle. Very handsome men.
we sent them to my mother for her birthday. she didnt know to laugh or what. she wanted to laugh. then when she found out it was a joke, she laughed. hard.

[SacredHeart]

naughty naughty
aww...i see you and obishawn finally met. sweet.

[Howlin' Wolf]

Who is this?? From the pictures I have seen I would have never even picked you out of this one. You clean up good enough...but, just doesn't look like you.

a porn stache with my hair parted and glasses makes me look 40 years old.

[Debbie]

we sent them to my mother for her birthday. she didnt know to laugh or what. she wanted to laugh. then when she found out it was a joke, she laughed. hard.


A joke, LOL!!! These are actually good pictures. I like your normal self better. It fits your personality. These pictures don't look like you who is doing the talking...

[Debbie]

Here's me on my last date with the wife...steak wasn't the best...

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c97/scooterl/Dogs-March-08-3005-1.jpg

What else you got on that plate?? I can't figure it out...

[Howlin' Wolf]

The IMB sent me to the Middle East to be a missionary. While I was there, I did some modeling and ended up in 2 Jordanian magazines.

[Debbie]

a porn stache with my hair parted and glasses makes me look 40 years old.


No, your not the one in the white shirt are you??? LOL!!! I thought you were the one in the blue shirt...LOL!!! okay, so now I get the joke, HA!

[Howlin' Wolf]

those are E's grittles that the old lady from the Beverly Hill's cooked for him

[Howlin' Wolf]

No, your not the one in the white shirt are you??? LOL!!! I thought you were the one in the blue shirt...LOL!!! okay, so now I get the joke, HA!
it's cream colored. not white. thank you very much.

[Debbie]

There you are, that is the Jason I remember....

The IMB sent me to the Middle East to be a missionary. While I was there, I did some modeling and ended up in 2 Jordanian magazines.

[Debbie]

it's cream colored. not white. thank you very much.


Okay....everything looks white when you are about to hit the big one...

You missed my 49th birthday btw...and

Can you believe Corrine took a phone call in the middle of this conversation???

[Jason]

it's cream colored. not white. thank you very much.

She probably thinks puce is purple.

[Howlin' Wolf]

Okay....everything looks white when you are about to hit the big one...

You missed my 49th birthday btw...and

Can you believe Corrine took a phone call in the middle of this conversation???

are you telling me that not even my stylish good looks are enough to hold her attention?

[Godgrl Gomer]

This thread is absolutely hilarious! Tulip, you are truly a very funny guy and I cannot but help like you. Always have!

BTW....you are quite good looking too;) alas, I cant put in an application, I am taken.;) :P

[rossid]

a porn stache with my hair parted and glasses makes me look 40 years old.

I'll just call you Buck Naked from now on... :P

[Debbie]

are you telling me that not even my stylish good looks are enough to hold her attention?

For the life of me ???? go figure......

[Howlin' Wolf]

I'll just call you Buck Naked from now on... :P

can you say porn stache and Buck Naked on here? i might have been banned before for saying that.

here is my halloween costume!

[Corrine]

are you telling me that not even my stylish good looks are enough to hold her attention?

No. Sorry.

[Howlin' Wolf]

This thread is absolutely hilarious! Tulip, you are truly a very funny guy and I cannot but help like you. Always have!

BTW....you are quite good looking too;) alas, I cant put in an application, I am taken.;) :P

you can apply on behalf of your friends.

[Tony Trout]

and you kind Sir would be WRONG!

you just click the x. thats all. conversation over!



Either that.....or hang up on them (if you're talkin' to 'em on the phone)

[Debbie]

can you say porn stache and Buck Naked on here? i might have been banned before for saying that.

there was a picture here of Jason in his halloween costume!


Jason! had to get rid of that one...geesh! Sorry man, your fault.

[Tony Trout]

here is my halloween costume!



I'm sorry but.....ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P

[Howlin' Wolf]

Jason! had to get rid of that one...geesh! Sorry man, your fault.


you can at least edit my post then so people arent wondering where my halloween costume is.

[Debbie]

i might have been banned before for saying that.



Ban you?? That was an adventure in itself. He always figured out how to outsmart us. In the history of these boards, that has only happened once, or multiple times by one person.

[Debbie]

you can at least edit my post then so people arent wondering where my halloween costume is.


Ha, okay, sorry.....was still in shock. Think I'm okay now....

[Howlin' Wolf]

chics like guys with skills.

my skills include:
a fervent knowledge of theology
knowledge of cell phones
the ability to rock hard
master of asia poly

[Howlin' Wolf]

Ban you?? That was an adventure in itself. He always figured out how to outsmart us. In the history of these boards, that has only happened once, or multiple times by one person.

its called a college computer lab

[Debbie]

its called a college computer lab

You must have passed, you did very well. No trade secrets, please. Think I should delete that post so anyone who is, can't.

[Howlin' Wolf]

You must have passed, you did very well.

I PAY $156/MONTH FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS FOR A PIECE OF PAPER

[Sharon]

Holy smokes .... is this what I miss on the boards when I go to work???

91902

.............. I'm too old for you anyway :P

[Tony Trout]

Holy smokes .... is this what I miss on the boards when I go to work???

91902

.............. I'm too old for you anyway :P




You might be too old for Tulip but.....what 'bout me? :P :P

[Debbie]

I PAY $156/MONTH FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS FOR A PIECE OF PAPER


That's alot of denaro's dude. Are you gonna like, work on computers now?

[Howlin' Wolf]

That's alot of denaro's dude. Are you gonna like, work on computers now?

no...i work for verizon wireless.


Join us NOW!!!

[Heaven Sent777]

Well if you're into long distance relationships I'm single ;)

[Howlin' Wolf]

Well if you're into long distance relationships I'm single ;)

YES!!!

[Debbie]

no...i work for verizon wireless.


Join us NOW!!!


You are too late.....

[Howlin' Wolf]

You are too late.....

DID YOU RENEW WITH YOUR CRAPTASTIC CELL PHONE PROVIDER?

[Evanescence]

Steak and Chicken...

[Debbie]

YES!!!


She is a police officier Tulip, look out, she just learned how to use the tazer....

[Jason]

.............. I'm too old for you anyway :P

Sharon, you're too old for most of us.

[Debbie]

DID YOU RENEW WITH YOUR CRAPTASTIC CELL PHONE PROVIDER?

I have Verizon, everything. Oh no, wait, I have AT&T formerly Cingular for my cell....

[Heaven Sent777]

LOL!!! u r to funny Debbie all i have is pepper spray

[Evanescence]

I thought he was with that guy... :P

You know...just as friends... :P :rolleyes: :P

[Debbie]

Steak and Chicken...


I thought I saw a leg on your plate, wasn't sure though. No potato's, no peas or corn????

[Jason]

Well if you're into long distance relationships I'm single ;)

Wait if I knew Karen was gonna apply, I would've taken applications!

[Debbie]

LOL!!! u r to funny Debbie all i have is pepper spray


Tazer, pepper spray, all the same...disabling!

[Corrine]

i'm like John Cusack from "Say Anything". i was so close to coming to your house with my boom box blasting third day tunes.

Oh, man. I shouldn't have given up so easily.

[mammo girl]

Holy smokes .... is this what I miss on the boards when I go to work???

91902

.............. I'm too old for you anyway :P

Sharon, Age is just a number. Look at Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher!!:P (a smiley that works)

[Howlin' Wolf]

Steak and Chicken...

those are E's grittles that the old lady from the Beverly Hill's cooked for him

She is a police officier Tulip, look out, she just learned how to use the tazer....

[Corrine]

we sent them to my mother for her birthday. she didnt know to laugh or what. she wanted to laugh. then when she found out it was a joke, she laughed. hard.

Okay, now that I know it's a joke, I can heave a sigh of relief. I thought you'd been dressed by the geek squad or something. (I'm trying to catch up here.)

[Heaven Sent777]

YES!!!
I have verizon for my Cell, landline and Internet DSL

[Jason]

Sharon, Age is just a number. Look at Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher!!:P (a smiley that works)

*looks at Demi Moore*










Where was I?

[Howlin' Wolf]

I have verizon for my Cell, landline and Internet DSL

That means we can talk for free

[Howlin' Wolf]

Okay, now that I know it's a joke, I can heave a sigh of relief. I thought you'd been dressed by the geek squad or something. (I'm trying to catch up here.)

unfortunately, you missed my halloween costume. Debbie saved it to her computer though.

[Corrine]

This thread is absolutely hilarious! Tulip, you are truly a very funny guy and I cannot but help like you. Always have!

BTW....you are quite good looking too;) alas, I cant put in an application, I am taken.;) :P

Dude, you are the bad boy that all the girls like. LOL (stupid broken smileys)

[Tracey]

Age is only a number...look at me and mike LOL.

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa21/dlgPike/Birthday2008014-1.jpg
GO FOR IT SHARON LOL

[Howlin' Wolf]

Dude, you are the bad boy that all the girls like. LOL (stupid broken smileys)

including you

[Corrine]

you can at least edit my post then so people arent wondering where my halloween costume is.

I think they will get the jist by reading the posts that follow. Or maybe we should put in an artist's rendering with fig leaves strategically placed.

(Stop posting! I can't catch up!)

[Howlin' Wolf]

Age is only a number...look at me and mike LOL.



GO FOR IT SHARON LOL

is that your dad?

[Heaven Sent777]

That a girl Tracey !!!! u go girl!!!

[Tracey]

that's my husband!!!!!

[Debbie]

Welcome back Corrine. Taking a call in the middle of all this Tulipness.

[mammo girl]

I think they will get the jist by reading the posts that follow. Or maybe we should put in an artist's rendering with fig leaves strategically placed.

(Stop posting! I can't catch up!)

So you have to peek between your fingers for us shy gals. Oops, don't let Larry see that one!

[Debbie]

that's my husband!!!!!

Hi Mike!!!! Nice to meet you, or see you here...

[Tracey]

sorry would make picture smaller stupid photobucket is messed up lol

[Tracey]

Hi Mike!!!! Nice to meet you, or see you here...

haha well maybe we will make you a video and say hi lol. Love ya

[Debbie]

unfortunately, you missed my halloween costume. Debbie saved it to her computer though.

ah, nope...you know me better than that.....

[Jason]

sorry would make picture smaller stupid photobucket is messed up lol

Yes that was scary. (And I wonder why I'm not Tracey's favorite?)

[Howlin' Wolf]

thats like a huge picture in the middle of MY thread!

[Tracey]

Yes that was scary. (And I wonder why I'm not Tracey's favorite?)


Now you know :P

thats like a huge picture in the middle of MY thread!

cry me a river. :P

[Debbie]

chics like guys with .



money....

[Tony Trout]

unfortunately, you missed my halloween costume. Debbie saved it to her computer though.


I saw it before it got deleted/edited.....I'm traumatized....:eek: :P


(what is up with the broken smileys??)

[danbos]

and money....

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money. :P

[Corrine]

unfortunately, you missed my halloween costume. Debbie saved it to her computer though.

Yeah, I know. She emailed it to me.

[Tracey]

picture fixed!

[Howlin' Wolf]

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NM6ZV18C

here is a free download that is relevant to this thread.
just enter the 3 letters in the box, wait 45 seconds, click free download, and then enjoy!

[Debbie]

Yeah, I know. She emailed it to me.

HA, ok, now were having fun......no way, didn't think of that...LOL!!! j/k. I mean I didn't do either...

[Howlin' Wolf]

Yeah, I know. She emailed it to me.

YES!!! GREAT SUCCESS!


Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money

I DRIVE A SATURN!

[Debbie]

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NM6ZV18C

here is a free download that is relevant to this thread.
just enter the 3 letters in the box, wait 45 seconds, click free download, and then enjoy!


That is a megaupload, what is going to happen if I do this? It is not your halloween costume again is it? Will I be able to get back to this thread if I do it? Will you be at the 2008 Gomer gathering in Tx?

[Heaven Sent777]

thats like a huge picture in the middle of MY thread!
So Tulip how old are you anyway?

[Jason]

Debbie, why'd you send the pic to me too?

[Corrine]

That is a megaupload, what is going to happen if I do this? It is not your halloween costume again is it? Will I be able to get back to this thread if I do it? Will you be at the 2008 Gomer gathering in Tx?

Whoa! That was a change in gears.

[Howlin' Wolf]

So Tulip how old are you anyway?


29!!!!!

[Corrine]

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NM6ZV18C

here is a free download that is relevant to this thread.
just enter the 3 letters in the box, wait 45 seconds, click free download, and then enjoy!

Why am I trusting this man and doing what he says?

[Debbie]

YES!!! GREAT SUCCESS!




I DRIVE A SATURN!

maybe not Saturns though. I have an extra Monte Carlo if you would like to purchase.

[Howlin' Wolf]

Whoa! That was a change in gears.

yeah, so like debbie invited me to your like gomer gathering and stuff. it's gonna like be so like cool and stuff. yeah


That is a megaupload, what is going to happen if I do this? It is not your halloween costume again is it? Will I be able to get back to this thread if I do it? Will you be at the 2008 Gomer gathering in Tx

this music will make you re-evaluate third day as your favorite band

[Corrine]

Debbie, why'd you send the pic to me too?

She said something about kinkos and wanted to know if they did poster sized prints.

[Tracey]

lol Debbie has guilty written all over her avatar.

[Howlin' Wolf]

Debbie, why'd you send the pic to me too?
cause the pic is awesome!

She said something about kinkos and wanted to know if they did poster sized prints.

i already have that poster on my wall

[Corrine]

this music will make you re-evaluate third day as your favorite band

Yeah, and I can meet hot girls in my area while I wait for it to download.

[Debbie]

So Tulip how old are you anyway?

Y'all need a private conversation ?? LOL!

[mammo girl]

Debbie, why'd you send the pic to me too?

Duh, she thought you might like it. Sorry, Jace, couldn't resist.

[Tracey]

omg you guys are killing me ROFL

[Howlin' Wolf]

Yeah, and I can meet hot girls in my area while I wait for it to download.


yes you can and you shall, for one small monthly fee of $49.99

[Sharon]

Sharon, you're too old for most of us.

I heard that .... :eek:

You might be too old for Tulip but.....what 'bout me? :P :P

91905

[Jason]

Yeah, and I can meet hot girls in my area while I wait for it to download.

Any in Phoenix? :eek: :P

[Heaven Sent777]

Yeah, and I can meet hot girls in my area while I wait for it to download.
Corrine when is the Gomer gathering??

[Howlin' Wolf]

Y'all need a private conversation ?? LOL!

love is about to bloom. you sure you dont want to see it blossom?

[Debbie]

yeah, so like debbie invited me to your like gomer gathering and stuff. it's gonna like be so like cool and stuff. yeah







Don't underestimate the Gomers, we are a cool bunch....and, we are just dying to meet you

[Tracey]

I heard that .... :eek:



91905

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[danbos]

Wow this thing is like a Loon thread on steroids. :P

[Howlin' Wolf]

Any in Phoenix? :eek: :P

Hey guy! why dont you click the link and find out! for 49.99 a month!

[Debbie]

love is about to bloom. you sure you dont want to see it blossom?

LOL!!!! oh my gosh....

[Jason]

I heard that .... :eek:





Turned up your hearing aid, did ya?

[Sharon]

love is about to bloom. you sure you dont want to see it blossom?

Maybe we should call you "rancid flower" instead of Tulip (insert cute smiley here)

[Debbie]

Wow this thing is like a Loon thread on steroids. :P


Monday night comic relief!!!

[Howlin' Wolf]

Wow this thing is like a Loon thread on steroids. :P

thats why i'm anabolic steroid gomer

[Heaven Sent777]

Spring Has Sprung! :)

[Corrine]

Corrine when is the Gomer gathering??

We are thinking Houston, October 3, but it's still in the planning stages. Tulip will be there in his orange Gomer shirt. Y'all can make it your first real date. *wink*

[Debbie]

Corrine when is the Gomer gathering??


See, you can meet your new bloom : )

[Howlin' Wolf]

Maybe we should call you "rancid flower" instead of Tulip (insert cute smiley here)

you can call me susan if you like

Don't underestimate the Gomers, we are a cool bunch....and, we are just dying to meet you

i'd like to meet all the girlfriends that this thread will produce

[Jason]

omg you guys are killing me ROFL

That was our goal. Well, mine anyway.

[Howlin' Wolf]

We are thinking Houston, October 3, but it's still in the planning stages. Tulip will be there in his orange Gomer shirt. Y'all can make it your first real date. *wink*

i ordered one of those shirts back in the day and never received it. never got my money back either.

[Sharon]

you can call me susan if you like



i'd like to meet all the girlfriends that this thread will produce


So .... is the truth actually coming out?? Or did I miss something along the way .... (I tend to miss alot)

[Jason]

you can call me susan if you like


A Boy Named Sue. Third Day's got nothin' on Cash.

[Debbie]

That was our goal. Well, mine anyway.

LOL!!! witty one

[Tracey]

That was our goal. Well, mine anyway.

How rude :eek:

[sandyandporter]

Wow, just read the whole thread. There's 5 minutes I'll never get back!

Signed, single but not desperate! ;-)

I'd insert a bunch of smilies so you'd know I'm being sarcastic but... as fate would have it they are broke... and I'm serious anyways....:eek:

[Heaven Sent777]

We are thinking Houston, October 3, but it's still in the planning stages. Tulip will be there in his orange Gomer shirt. Y'all can make it your first real date. *wink*
WHOOOO HOOO!! I HOPE I CAN GET THE TIME OFF

[Corrine]

i already have that poster on my wall Not for you, silly. For her office. Right over her computer. (She'll have to take it down when I come to stay this summer.)

Any in Phoenix? :eek: :P
I'm sure there are. Just click on the link!

Tulip, you sound just as I thought you would. Your voice fits your face. Good song, but yeah, I think I'll stick with Third Day.

[Howlin' Wolf]

Wow, just read the whole thread. There's 5 minutes I'll never get back!

Signed, single but not desperate! ;-)

I'd insert a bunch of smilies so you'd know I'm being sarcastic but... as fate would have it they are broke... and I'm serious anyways....:eek:


Lord, send me an angel down

[Jason]

How rude :eek:

Indeed.

[Sharon]

That was our goal. Well, mine anyway.

How rude :eek:


*high fives Jason with her old lady cane*

[mammo girl]

you can call me susan if you like



i'd like to meet all the girlfriends that this thread will produce

How about if we call you Clarence? Doriano, where are you? Houston's too far away for me. Any chance of a Gomer gathering on the Southeast coast?

[Tony Trout]

That is a megaupload, what is going to happen if I do this? It is not your halloween costume again is it? Will I be able to get back to this thread if I do it?


It's safe, Debbie.....it's an audio file. It will open in a separate window.

[Tracey]

roflolmbo

[TN3Dmom]

This is the funniest thread since I've been on the boards! You need to come around more often, Mr. Tulip. Funny goes a long way in my book. I am married and a good bit older than you, but I can vouch that Karen is a sweetheart!

[Howlin' Wolf]

Not for you, silly. For her office. Right over her computer. (She'll have to take it down when I come to stay this summer.)


I'm sure there are. Just click on the link!

Tulip, you sound just as I thought you would. Your voice fits your face. Good song, but yeah, I think I'll stick with Third Day.

does Mac have something to find that lil mojo with? i think not!!!

and are you staying at my house this summer?

[sandyandporter]

Lord, send me an angel down

What the HECK would you do with an angel? I don't think that's what you're trolling for here. ;-)

PS. HATE chic flicks!

[Debbie]

I'm sure there are. Just click on the link!

Tulip, you sound just as I thought you would. Your voice fits your face. Good song, but yeah, I think I'll stick with Third Day.

Good heavens, I have lost it and cannot find it...

[Corrine]

lol Debbie has guilty written all over her avatar. LOL!

Yeah, and I can meet hot girls in my area while I wait for it to download.Corrine when is the Gomer gathering??
I find it interesting that you picked this post to quote when asking about the Great Gomer Gathering. LOL

[Jason]

Renames thread, When Mods Go Bad

[Howlin' Wolf]

How about if we call you Clarence? Doriano, where are you? Houston's too far away for me. Any chance of a Gomer gathering on the Southeast coast?

it's in salem, va! October 2. be there!

What the HECK would you do with an angel? I don't think that's what you're trolling for here. ;-)


i like your style!

[Godgrl Gomer]

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money. :P

LOL...yea but I am not a girl.
I have reached 30...I am now a Lady :P ;) :D


Yeah Corrine.....Bad boys have always been my weakness.....you know me too well!!!

[Howlin' Wolf]

I find it interesting that you picked this post to quote when asking about the Great Gomer Gathering. LOL

she has been shot with cupid's arrow!

[sandyandporter]

i like your style!

I get that alot.

[Debbie]

It's safe, Debbie.....it's an audio file. It will open in a separate window.


Nothing is happening..all I see are pictures.......

[Howlin' Wolf]

I get that alot.

i bet you do, rockstar!

Nothing is happening..all I see are pictures.......

of single hot babes in your area

[danbos]

Nothing is happening..all I see are pictures.......

Did you click on one of the girls' pictures? :P

[Tony Trout]

91905


Can't blame a guy for tryin', eh? :P :P



Wow this thing is like a Loon thread on steroids. :P

*snort*.....ROTFLMAO! (Sorry, Mods....couldn't help it....I'm enjoyin' the heck outta this thread!)





Signed, single but not desperate! ;-)

I'd insert a bunch of smilies so you'd know I'm being sarcastic but... as fate would have it they are broke... and I'm serious anyways....:eek:


You're serious?? Really? Dang....too bad you're in Ohio and I'm in NC....




Renames thread, When Mods Go Bad


ROTFLMBO!!!!! Good one, Jason!!

[Corrine]

she has been shot with cupid's arrow!

Surely there's a cure for that injury.

[sandyandporter]

i bet you do, rockstar!

Can you hear me now?

[Debbie]

she has been shot with cupid's arrow!


LOL!!!!

[Howlin' Wolf]

Surely there's a cure for that injury.

it's called "living with me"

[Sharon]

Can't blame a guy for tryin', eh? :P :P








I blame you for everything else anyway

[Howlin' Wolf]

Can you hear me now?

i could hear you a lot more clearly if i had your phone number

[Jason]

Surely there's a cure for that injury.

Marriage usually cures it.

[Debbie]

Renames thread, When Mods Go Bad

Hey, a little fun never hurt anyone. We are gearing up for the new record release. We are just releasing right now....HA!

[Sharon]

it's called "living with me"


Don't believe everything you think

[Tracey]

Hey, a little fun never hurt anyone. We are gearing up for the new record release. We are just releasing right now....HA!

this could get scary :eek:

[Corrine]

it's called "living with me"

Dang boy. You haven't even talked to her yet and you've already got her moved in. I think you'd better settle for the bi-coastal romance for the time being.

[Debbie]

it's called "living with me"


Didn't you said you just paid your rent late??? LOL!!! that would be stressful

[sandyandporter]

i could hear you a lot more clearly if i had your phone number

Single AND delusional? Wow a man after my heart!

[Corrine]

i could hear you a lot more clearly if i had your phone number

*groan* That was just sad.

[Debbie]

Dang boy. You haven't even talked to her yet and you've already got her moved in. I think you'd better settle for the bi-coastal romance for the time being.

I thought he was talking to you...LOL!!! now I am confused as to who is talking to who.

[Heaven Sent777]

Well That Was Entertaining....now Back To Reality :p

[danbos]

Hey, a little fun never hurt anyone. We are gearing up for the new record release. We are just releasing right now....HA!

Speaking of the new release...I thought it was coming out in June...not end of July...

[Debbie]

Wow a man after my heart!

I thought it was your number, but.......can't keep up between the laughter!

[mammo girl]

Marriage usually cures it.

BWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAA!!

Not this one!!

[Godgrl Gomer]

This is the FUNNEST and FUNNIEST Thread I have read on EVER!

My abs are hurting from laughing so much and Caleb is looking at me with a worried face, wondering what Mama finds so funny....:cool: :D

I have to drag myself away....duty calls....

bless you guys...
and what the heck, Tulip, send me an application ;) :D

[Howlin' Wolf]

I thought he was talking to you...LOL!!! now I am confused as to who is talking to who.

i'm talking to all the ladies. the other guys in this thread are just hoping for some bread crumbs.

I'm like the white TD Jakes.....Loose thy self evil woman!!

[Debbie]

Speaking of the new release...I thought it was coming out in June...not end of July...

June is mine and my husbands anniversary...surely that is the date you are confusing the new album release date of July 29th. : ) inserts a broken smiley.

[Jason]

Hey, a little fun never hurt anyone. We are gearing up for the new record release. We are just releasing right now....HA!

Did I say I wasn't having fun, Cruella?

[Corrine]

Hey, a little fun never hurt anyone. We are gearing up for the new record release. We are just releasing right now....HA!

Yeah, we'd better hang onto this thread for those times when we have read one too many of those future threads. *insert rolling eyes smiley*

Okay, y'all. Since I disagree with Jason's quote above about marriage being a cure for love, I am going now to spend time with my husband. Have fun!

[Howlin' Wolf]

Well That Was Entertaining....now Back To Reality :p

or back to private messaging

[Debbie]

This is the FUNNEST and FUNNIEST Thread I have read on EVER!

My abs are hurting from laughing so much and Caleb is looking at me with a worried face, wondering what Mama finds so funny....:cool: :D

I have to drag myself away....duty calls....

bless you guys...
and what the heck, Tulip, send me an application ;) :D


Joan, You've lost leave of your senses, dear......

[danbos]

June is mine and my husbands anniversary...surely that is the date you are confusing the new album release date of July 29th. : ) inserts a broken smiley.

Must be... :P

But the new album would make a great birthday present...it releases one day after my birthday.

[Howlin' Wolf]

Yeah, we'd better hang onto this thread for those times when we have read one too many of those future threads. *insert rolling eyes smiley*

Okay, y'all. Since I disagree with Jason's quote above about marriage being a cure for love, I am going now to spend time with my husband. Have fun!

give that lucky chap my salutations!

[Debbie]

Did I say I wasn't having fun, Cruella?

LOL!! Who called me that Jason??? Someone in a PM right???? Where did you get that from....LOL!!!!

[Sharon]

i'm talking to all the ladies. the other guys in this thread are just hoping for some bread crumbs.

I'm like the white TD Jakes.....Loose thy self evil woman!!

*wakes up Tulip from his delusional thoughts*

[Howlin' Wolf]

white TD Jakes

[Jason]

LOL!! Who called me that Jason??? Someone in a PM right???? Where did you get that from....LOL!!!!

From my head.

[Debbie]

But the new album would make a great birthday present...it releases one day after my birthday.

Cool, so it works out for you then. It comes out 13 days after Corrine and I attend the Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers concert and 20 days after my wedding anniversary....

[Debbie]

For the record......this is the fastest growing thread I think in the history of the Third Day message boards.

15 pages and 219 post. That's big time, all because of one little Tulip...

[danbos]

For the record......this is the fastest growing thread I think in the history of the Third Day message boards.

15 pages and 215 post. That's big time, all because of one little Tulip...

in about 2 1/2 hours... :eek:

[Howlin' Wolf]

For the record......this is the fastest growing thread I think in the history of the Third Day message boards.

15 pages and 219 post. That's big time, all because of one little Tulip...

with great power comes great responsibility

[Jason]

i'm talking to all the ladies. the other guys in this thread are just hoping for some bread crumbs.



Tulip's bread crumbs are another man's feast.

[Tony Trout]

I blame you for everything else anyway


You do? Gee....and I thought I was your friend....*sad face*




i could hear you a lot more clearly if i had your phone number

*groan* That was just sad.


Hey! I kinda liked it...I might use it sometime....

[danbos]

Tulip's bread crumbs are another man's feast.

I'm thinking if Tulip rejects them, they're probably some pretty good pickings. :P

[mammo girl]

Tulip, Jason wants your breadcrumbs.

[Jason]

I'm thinking if Tulip rejects them, they're probably some pretty good pickings. :P

Smart kid. You too shall learn, grasshopper.

[Howlin' Wolf]

Tulip's bread crumbs are another man's feast.

greatest. quote. ever!!

[Howlin' Wolf]

when i walk down the street, men be pinning women to their side

[Jason]

greatest. quote. ever!!

I only speak truth.

[Debbie]

when i walk down the street, men be pinning women to their side

HA, ha, LOL!!!! your crazy.......

[Jason]

HA, ha, LOL!!!! your crazy.......

*sings Oh to Be Like Him*

[Howlin' Wolf]

in my spare time, i like to dress up like muslim women

[Debbie]

in my spare time, i like to dress up like muslim women

Yes, I see the eye-liner, looks good

[Howlin' Wolf]

Yes, I see the eye-liner, looks good

i was a hot looking ninja

[mammo girl]

*sings Oh to Be Like Him*
Now, now Jason!! Don't be like that.

[Howlin' Wolf]

Now, now Jason!! Don't be like that.

do not discourage this!

[Jason]

Now, now Jason!! Don't be like that.

Be like what? :confused smiley:

[mammo girl]

in my spare time, i like to dress up like muslim women

Tulip, You could almost pass for Alex O'Loughlin from Moonlight! What a hottie!

[mammo girl]

Be like what? :confused smiley:

Envious, darlin'.

[Jason]

Envious, darlin'.

Is not.

[Howlin' Wolf]

Tulip, You could almost pass for Alex O'Loughlin from Moonlight! What a hottie!

i know i'm a hottie. thanks for noticing

[SueQ]

[QUOTE=Tulip 5points;1782966]you can call me susan if you like



/QUOTE]

"Lily"?....not much better than Tulip

[mammo girl]

Is not.

OK! Now go have some fun! Didn't mean to put a damper on this.:D (I'll put my own smiley here)

[Howlin' Wolf]

OK! Now go have some fun! Didn't mean to put a damper on this.:D (I'll put my own smiley here)


He's having a blast with my bread crumbs!

[mammo girl]

I'll bet he is, T!

[Debbie]

He's having a blast with my bread crumbs!


Tulip...you are in Virginia?? Seems like it is coming back to me that this is correct. You are very close to DecembeRadio then...have you checked them out???

[clemsontigers23]

i think it's funny how shocked they are that there are ways around the ban. i have another account here that i thought about using. if yall promise not to get mad i'll let you know what it is hahaha it's really clever.

love this guy. your honesty is refreshing.

[Kasie_89]

in my spare time, i like to dress up like muslim women

^BWAHAHA!!! This pic is so funny I can't stop laughing....and House comes on in 10 minutes. Great. *inserts rolly eyes smiley face*

This thread is just full of surprises. You guys should serioulsy warn people before we check up on what's going on! lol

[Howlin' Wolf]

Tulip...you are in Virginia?? Seems like it is coming back to me that this is correct. You are very close to DecembeRadio then...have you checked them out???

i have no idea where or what a decemberadio is.

i live in Roanoke. God's country

[Debbie]

i think it's funny how shocked they are that there are ways around the ban. i have another account here that i thought about using. if yall promise not to get mad i'll let you know what it is hahaha it's really clever.

love this guy. your honesty is refreshing.


Ah, HA! and while you were away, did you use it?