Attention Ladies of Gomerdom

[rossid]

We have not planted here in the state. The corn stalks will be this fall. :P

[Debbie]

I am surprised with the popularity of Tulip's lovely thread, with all the fun, it doesn't show a rating yet.

[sandyandporter]

I am surprised with the popularity of Tulip's lovely thread, with all the fun, it doesn't show a rating yet.

That's because negative stars isn't an option.

[rossid]

Neither are offensive smells.

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

I don't think I've ever rated a thread. And this one definitely isn't going to make me start now.

[Tony Trout]

I am surprised with the popularity of Tulip's lovely thread, with all the fun, it doesn't show a rating yet.

That's because negative stars isn't an option.

Neither are offensive smells.

I don't think I've ever rated a thread. And this one definitely isn't going to make me start now.



I just rated it...does that make me a bad person?? :eek: :P

[ZippyApplePants]

I just rated it...does that make me a bad person?? :eek: :P

No it doesn't make you a bad person Tony. It makes you a wrong person. :D

[sandyandporter]

I just rated it...does that make me a bad person?? :eek: :P

No, there are already 278 reasons ahead of it! ;)

[AtlBraves]

Is it too late to add my application? I want some attention too lol.

[sandyandporter]

Is it too late to add my application? I want some attention too lol.

You know you're applying to be a deadend internet relationship with Tulip (aka Jason) right? It's not a good kind of attention! ;)

[AtlBraves]

You know you're applying to be a deadend internet relationship with Tulip (aka Jason) right? It's not a good kind of attention! ;)

Oooh. :( No I dont want that. That is definitely NOT how I roll. I thought maybe I would earn some attention from a different source lol.

[sandyandporter]

Oooh. :( No I dont want that. That is definitely NOT how I roll. I thought maybe I would earn some attention from a different source lol.

I thought I'd better warn you!

[AtlBraves]

Thanks. Tulip let me make it clear I am not available for THAT kind of relationship lol. girls on the other hand.... lol.

[EmmoGomer]

I WANT SOME ATTENTION TOO :D!!!!!

[AtlBraves]

I WANT SOME ATTENTION TOO :D!!!!!

From Girls?:confused: :eek:

[sandyandporter]

From Girls?:confused: :eek:

She's English.... need I say more? :eek:

[EmmoGomer]

From Girls?:confused: :eek:

Hahhahahaaaa - weeeeeeeeeell........I'll pass on lady attention!

[EmmoGomer]

She's English.... need I say more? :eek:

Sandy - you are SO rude!!! I feel the need for a smilie attack - so watch out!

[Tony Trout]

I WANT SOME ATTENTION TOO :D!!!!!



I want some attention as well!! PLEASE!!!!

[EmmoGomer]

I want some attention as well!! PLEASE!!!!

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/violent030.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org) Will that do??

[AtlBraves]

She's English.... need I say more? :eek:


good point

[EmmoGomer]

good point

Don't you start!! We English gals are very refined I'll have you know http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/fart002.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)!

[Tony Trout]

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/violent030.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org) Will that do??


Hey! Not that kind of attention!! :P ;)

[sandyandporter]

Sandy - you are SO rude!!! I feel the need for a smilie attack - so watch out!

You started it! :eek: Bring on the smilies!

[AtlBraves]

Don't you start!! We English gals are very refined I'll have you know http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/fart002.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)!


Of course, I have nothing but respect for the english. Without you guys then there would have been nobody to win America from.;) :P

[EmmoGomer]

Hey! Not that kind of attention!! :P ;)

Oooooooooooooooo - I didn't realise http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/TIMFANTONIE/SMILIES/pbwhistle.gif

[EmmoGomer]

You started it! :eek: Bring on the smilies!

Well you asked for it!! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/basic/stamp.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[AtlBraves]

92065 Bring it on

[EmmoGomer]

Ooooooooooh Sandy............Sandy... ...........SANDY
((((SANDY))) http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/taunt015.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[EmmoGomer]

92065 Bring it on

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m23/vemque27/Boos/smilie_fighting_animshoot down.gif

[sandyandporter]

I love it. And you know what I love even more? We've totally HIGHJACKED this thread!

[AtlBraves]

lol I cant see whatever you posted. Just a big red x

[EmmoGomer]

lol I cant see whatever you posted. Just a big red x

I couldn't see yours initially - I can now though.

YEY!! We love hijacks!!!!

[AtlBraves]

So this is what it feels to hijack a thread. One of my lifelong dreams has been FULFILLED

[sandyandporter]

So this is what it feels to hijack a thread. One of my lifelong dreams has been FULFILLED

Well one dream got fulfilled in this thread then. Cuz I KNOW that Tulip didn't get any takers!

[AtlBraves]

Hard to get that when they claim to not listen to the band that the message boards are named after at all.

[sandyandporter]

Hard to get that when they claim to not listen to the band that the message boards are named after at all.

I don't believe him when he says that anyways. He just likes to poke us with sticks. Either that or he just doesn't want us to know he's sitting around listening to Liza Manelli.

[Tony Trout]

I don't believe him when he says that anyways. He just likes to poke us with sticks. Either that or he just doesn't want us to know he's sitting around listening to Liza Manelli.



LIZA MINELLI????!! GOD HELP US!!

[AtlBraves]

I don't believe him when he says that anyways. He just likes to poke us with sticks. Either that or he just doesn't want us to know he's sitting around listening to Liza Manelli.

I thought he said his favorite singer was britney spears!?!?

[sandyandporter]

LIZA MINELLI????!! GOD HELP US!!

I noticed you corrected my spelling. Hmmmmmmmmm..... *wonders what Tony is REALLY listening to*

[AtlBraves]

I noticed you corrected my spelling. Hmmmmmmmmm..... *wonders what Tony is REALLY listening to*

I dont think its elvis.

[sandyandporter]

I dont think its elvis.

Toto I don't think we're in Memphis anymore! :eek:

[AtlBraves]

Toto I don't think we're in Memphis anymore! :eek:

THIS UPSETS ME

92066

[Tony Trout]

I noticed you corrected my spelling. Hmmmmmmmmm..... *wonders what Tony is REALLY listening to*

I dont think its elvis.

Toto I don't think we're in Memphis anymore! :eek:





:P :P :P

[ZippyApplePants]

I noticed you corrected my spelling. Hmmmmmmmmm..... *wonders what Tony is REALLY listening to*

If you have to wonder, you probably don't want to know. :eek:

[Jason]

Toto I don't think we're in Memphis anymore! :eek:

You listen to Toto? :eek:

[sandyandporter]

You listen to Toto? :eek:

Hold the Line Rosanna, I'm on my way down to Africa

[Jason]

Hold the Line Rosanna, I'm on my way down to Africa

*runs screaming from thread*

Runs? Perhaps I should've put that in the Lakeland Healing thread. ;)

[sandyandporter]

*runs screaming from thread*

Runs? Perhaps I should've put that in the Lakeland Healing thread. ;)

ROFLMBO!!! Thank goodness I wasn't taking a sip or it would have shot OUT my nose!

[Jason]

ROFLMBO!!! Thank goodness I wasn't taking a sip or it would have shot OUT my nose!

*tries to time it better next time*

[sandyandporter]

*tries to time it better next time*

*cyber slaps Jason for being a smart alec*
*goes off to search for Toto 8 track*

[Tony Trout]

*runs screaming from thread*

Runs? Perhaps I should've put that in the Lakeland Healing thread. ;)

ROFLMBO!!! Thank goodness I wasn't taking a sip or it would have shot OUT my nose!

*tries to time it better next time*



Now, that's funny right there...I don't care who you are....:P :P

[Howlin' Wolf]

lets set the record straight.

i have had takers in this thread. i am now in the midst of 3 or 4 dead end internet relationships.

I love English women. I love London. I love fish and chips and mary poppins.

I do not listen to Third day.

[Tony Trout]

lets set the record straight.

i have had takers in this thread. i am now in the midst of 3 or 4 dead end internet relationships.

I love English women. I love London. I love fish and chips and mary poppins.

I do not listen to Third day.



English and Aussie ladies ROCK! As do U.S. ladies!!

[Debbie]

lets set the record straight.

i have had takers in this thread. i am now in the midst of 3 or 4 dead end internet relationships.

I love English women. I love London. I love fish and chips and mary poppins.

I do not listen to Third day.

Hand slap. You know why!

[Howlin' Wolf]

English and Aussie ladies ROCK! As do U.S. ladies!!

U.S. ladies do not rock at all. they are the bane of every man's existence.

[clemsontigers23]

Hand slap. You know why!

you don't like London?

[sandyandporter]

U.S. ladies do not rock at all. they are the bane of every man's existence.

You just can't handle rejection. Maybe if you'd listen to Third Day you'd stand a chance with one of us. ;)

[Howlin' Wolf]

You just can't handle rejection. Maybe if you'd listen to Third Day you'd stand a chance with one of us. ;)


then i wouldnt have stellar taste in music

[sandyandporter]

then i wouldnt have stellar taste in music

We've already established that you don't.

[Debbie]

you don't like London?

My reference is aimed more at Mary Poppins. But then, you missed it.

[sandyandporter]

My reference is aimed more at Mary Poppins. But then, you missed it.

You have to type really s l o w for him! :eek: ;)

[clemsontigers23]

My reference is aimed more at Mary Poppins. But then, you missed it.

oh yeah, like sandy said too many big words.

[Howlin' Wolf]

We've already established that you don't.


i like your music. so what are you trying to say!?!?!

[sandyandporter]

i like your music. so what are you trying to say!?!?!

You've never heard my music. But if you did..... perhap you could redeem your taste. But you're changing the subject. I see how you do that!

[Howlin' Wolf]

You've never heard my music. But if you did..... perhap you could redeem your taste. But you're changing the subject. I see how you do that!

i saw youre music on youtube. somebody from your church must have put it online.

very nice!

[sandyandporter]

i saw youre music on youtube. somebody from your church must have put it online.

very nice!

You mean "your"?

[sandyandporter]

no! they have a refinded pop sound with electric guitars.

Black Keys. do it. do it now.

I will miss you when you get the boot again!

[Howlin' Wolf]

I will miss you when you get the boot again!

there is always www.jesushelpmefindamate. com

[Howlin' Wolf]

You mean "your"?

i did, spellcheck nazi

[sandyandporter]

there is always www.jesushelpmefindamate. com

I now know why you're single.

*secretly laughs loud enough to scare Porter*

[sandyandporter]

i did, spellcheck nazi

That's Ms Nazi to you boy.

[Howlin' Wolf]

I now know why you're single.

*secretly laughs loud enough to scare Porter*


jason(doesnt define relationships)

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

I love...mary poppins.
Well, maybe you're not so bad after all. ;)

[Howlin' Wolf]

That's Ms Nazi to you boy.

authority.

i dig that.

[Tony Trout]

You just can't handle rejection. Maybe if you'd listen to Third Day you'd stand a chance with one of us. ;)



I listen to Third Day....do I stand a chance??

[sandyandporter]

jason(doesnt define relationships)

You don't have to define relationships to say you're single. Look around dude... you're alone.... that makes you single.

[Jason]

I listen to Third Day....do I stand a chance??

No.

[Howlin' Wolf]

I listen to Third Day....do I stand a chance??

yeah, Tony loves Third Day!!! He can even melt faces like Brad Avery!

[Howlin' Wolf]

You don't have to define relationships to say you're single. Look around dude... you're alone.... that makes you single.

ha!

[sandyandporter]

ha!

Brilliant comeback. Did you need the whole 60 second posting delay to think of that?

[Howlin' Wolf]

Brilliant comeback. Did you need the whole 60 second posting delay to think of that?

yes. yes i did.


youre killing me......


softly

[sandyandporter]

yes. yes i did.


youre killing me......


softly

I believe we can officially call this thread HIJACKED!!! I can just see people coming back tomorrow to catch up. By that time I'll be married to Jack White and you'll still be.... alone.

[Howlin' Wolf]

I believe we can officially call this thread HIJACKED!!! I can just see people coming back tomorrow to catch up. By that time I'll be married to Jack White and you'll still be.... alone.

Jack White is at my house now wondering why you havent given your heart to him.

[sandyandporter]

Jack White is at my house now wondering why you havent given your heart to him.

Ask him if he likes football.

[Howlin' Wolf]

6 years ago i would have been thrilled if Tai had responded to my posts or responded when I said Hi to him in Fayetteville. alas, his response is just a side note in this thread!

[Tony Trout]

No.



Dang....spoil my fun, why don't ya??




yeah, Tony loves Third Day!!! He can even melt faces like Brad Avery!


Ehh...I dunno 'bout meltin' faces like Brad Avery....I'm sure I prolly make 'em bust out laughing or crying sometimes, though......

[Howlin' Wolf]

Ask him if he likes football.

Lions Fan. He's from the motor city.

[sandyandporter]

Ahhh, we're finally to the root of your Third Day bashing. You said hi to Tai 6 years ago and he didn't respond. You're carrying a 6 year old grudge? I think that officially makes you a woman!

[sandyandporter]

Don't listen to them Tony. I could only aspire to having a guy like you!

[Howlin' Wolf]

Ahhh, we're finally to the root of your Third Day bashing. You said hi to Tai 6 years ago and he didn't respond. You're carrying a 6 year old grudge? I think that officially makes you a woman!


ha ha. its more a 3 or 4 year grudge. it all started when they decided to sound like Michael W. Smith on WYA.

[AtlBraves]

Ahhh, we're finally to the root of your Third Day bashing. You said hi to Tai 6 years ago and he didn't respond. You're carrying a 6 year old grudge? I think that officially makes you a woman!

Maybe thats why hes single lol.

[Howlin' Wolf]

Don't listen to them Tony. I could only aspire to having a guy like you!


Tony, YOURE IN LIKE FLYNN!!!

[webo]

This is one of the strangest threads I've seen on this site. I'm so glad I invested 10 minutes of my life, going over these last three pages.;)

[sandyandporter]

This is one of the strangest threads I've seen on this site. I'm so glad I invested 10 minutes of my life, going over these last three pages.;)

We got carried away. I'm ashamed.

[Howlin' Wolf]

We got carried away. I'm ashamed.

Sandy is in love. Crazy things happen when a woman is in love.

[Tony Trout]

Don't listen to them Tony. I could only aspire to having a guy like you!

Tony, YOURE IN LIKE FLYNN!!!


When's the first date, Sandy?!?!?!?

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

When's the first date, Sandy?!?!?!?
Cuts right to the chase, doesn't he?

[danbos]

Cuts right to the chase, doesn't he?

Nah...I'd say cutting to the chase would be saying "When's the wedding?" :eek: :P

[ExtravagantlyLoved]

Nah...I'd say cutting to the chase would be saying "When's the wedding?" :eek: :P
He was probably thinking that.

[Corrine]

lets set the record straight.

i have had takers in this thread. i am now in the midst of 3 or 4 dead end internet relationships.

I love English women. I love Third day.

I love stellar kart's music

Us ladies do not rock at all.

I have selective hearing. When I read your posts, this is what I heard.

[Howlin' Wolf]

abuse of power!!!

[Corrine]

abuse of power!!!

Yeah, well. Every once in a while . . . 92070

[AtlBraves]

I dont remember Tulip saying he liked Stellar Kart when reading so maybe I am missing something.

I am assuming that Corrine used her mystical moderater powers to change what tulip said.

At first I was excited. Tulips taste in music may have some hope to it. But it doesnt look like it.

[EmmoGomer]

Ooooooooooooo - lots of love for English women in this thread!! I like it http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii19/magicbluehair/flirtsmilie.gif.
English girls rule......... http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn2/bouncerbloke/union-jack.gif.

Now I had better ruuuuuuuuuuuuuun http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc268/kizzikizzikizzi/smilierunningaway.gif before these lovely US ladies jump me!!!

[Light Hearted]

Is this thread still going? Come on girls just date the slob and put him outta his misery.

[sandyandporter]

Is this thread still going? Come on girls just date the slob and put him outta his misery.

But by putting HIM out of HIS misery, I would be creating MY OWN misery!:eek:

[Tony Trout]

Nah...I'd say cutting to the chase would be saying "When's the wedding?" :eek: :P


You got that right!! Or....thinking of names for the children.....



He was probably thinking that.


Dang.....YOU'RE GOOD!! :eek: :P





Is this thread still going? Come on girls just date the slob and put him outta his misery.


They should just date me instead of Tulip....I'm much nicer and a lot more handsome....and I'll treat 'em right!! :D :D

[Light Hearted]

But by putting HIM out of HIS misery, I would be creating MY OWN misery!:eek:
Better you than me. ;) :eek:

[Light Hearted]

You got that right!! Or....thinking of names for the children.....






Dang.....YOU'RE GOOD!! :eek: :P








They should just date me instead of Tulip....I'm much nicer and a lot more handsome....and I'll treat 'em right!! :D :D
Well,a t least you ain't named after a flower.

[EmmoGomer]

I have a several single ENGLISH friends. Not sure I want to offer them on a platter here tho :confused: - lol

[Tony Trout]

I have a several single ENGLISH friends. Not sure I want to offer them on a platter here tho :confused: - lol


I'm a respectable kinda guy....I'd treat 'em right....:)

[Light Hearted]

I'm a respectable kinda guy....I'd treat 'em right....:)
That's not what I've heard. :eek:

[AtlBraves]

So can this thread be considered the "Singles" thread? lol

[Light Hearted]

So can this thread be considered the "Singles" thread? lol
You mean it's not already?

[AtlBraves]

True. AtlBraves likes .......

[Tony Trout]

That's not what I've heard. :eek:


You heard wrong, Ma'am. I'm a gentleman.....;) :)

[Howlin' Wolf]

Is this thread still going? Come on girls just date the slob and put him outta his misery.


slob? you'd be lucky if i gave you a look.

[AtlBraves]

slob? you'd be lucky if i gave you a look.

Ladies I cant believe this man is single. lol;)

[Howlin' Wolf]

single by choice. southern by the grace of God.

[AtlBraves]

Your southern? Or Redneck? Guess you dont fit the profile of Kountry Gentleman like I do. lol.

[Howlin' Wolf]

Your southern? Or Redneck? Guess you dont fit the profile of Kountry Gentleman like I do. lol.

big difference between southern and redneck.

[mercyGurl]

single by choice. southern by the grace of God.
Duke fan by...eternal punishment???

[Howlin' Wolf]

Duke fan by...eternal punishment???

UNC fans are like muslims

[AtlBraves]

big difference between southern and redneck.

I know there is. But for some reason you dont quite fit the southern gentleman picture. Dont know what it is. I realized after I posted it was stupid to ask if you were redneck. Rednecks are usually married 2 or 3 times by your age.

Maybe a little in between southern and redneck

[Howlin' Wolf]

I know there is. But for some reason you dont quite fit the southern gentleman picture. Dont know what it is. I realized after I posted it was stupid to ask if you were redneck. Rednecks are usually married 2 or 3 times by your age.

Maybe a little in between southern and redneck
there is nothing redneck about me. i dont drive a truck, big and rich are a disgrace to music, i dont wear a cowboy hat, i dont hunt or fish, or chew, or beat women, i'm not a unc fan, i dont go to rodeos, or eat mayonnaise sandwhiches

[mercyGurl]

UNC fans are like muslims
Duke fans are like Unitarian Universalists.

Oh wait...they are Unitarian Universalists...

[mercyGurl]

there is nothing redneck about me. i dont drive a truck, big and rich are a disgrace to music, i dont wear a cowboy hat, i dont hunt or fish, or chew, or beat women, i'm not a unc fan, i dont go to rodeos, or eat mayonnaise sandwhiches
Rednecks don't like UNC--they like NC State.

[Howlin' Wolf]

Duke fans are like Unitarian Universalists.

Oh wait...they are Unitarian Universalists...

UNC fans are like terrorrist Jews, selling our military secrets to the chinese.

[mercyGurl]

UNC fans are like terrorrist Jews, selling our military secrets to the chinese.
Duke fans are like the Chinese, putting lead in our toys and poisoning our babies.

[Howlin' Wolf]

Duke fans are like the Chinese, putting lead in our toys and poisoning our babies.

UNC fans are like Hillary Clinton

[mercyGurl]

Duke fans are like Britney Spears.

[AtlBraves]

there is nothing redneck about me. i dont drive a truck, big and rich are a disgrace to music, i dont wear a cowboy hat, i dont hunt or fish, or chew, or beat women, i'm not a unc fan, i dont go to rodeos, or eat mayonnaise sandwhiches


I am not a redneck either. But I would like to drive a truck when I get a car. I like Big and Rich. My walk up song for baseball this year was the intro to rollin' by them. (I am going to change it to Kountry Gentleman by Family Force 5 next year) I occasionally wear a cowboy hat but I wear more stylish hats then that. (think some of the hats in tobyMac's wardrobe) I would like to hunt once or twice. I fish occasionally. I dont chew or beat women. I am a FSU fan. I dont go to rodeos or eat Mayonnaise sandwiches either.

[Howlin' Wolf]

Duke fans are like Britney Spears.

UNC fans are like Lindsey Lohan. trainwrecks and pariah to society

[mercyGurl]

UNC fans are like Lindsey Lohan. trainwrecks and pariah to society

Duke fans are like Paris Hilton - No real talent but convinced that they're God's gift to the world. Also skanky.

[AtlBraves]

UNC fans are like Lindsey Lohan. trainwrecks and pariah to society

Duke fans are like Britney Spears.

UNC fans are like Hillary Clinton

Duke fans are like the Chinese, putting lead in our toys and poisoning our babies.

UNC fans are like terrorrist Jews, selling our military secrets to the chinese.

Duke fans are like Unitarian Universalists.

Oh wait...they are Unitarian Universalists...

UNC fans are like muslims

Nothing like an ACC rivalry. GO 'NOLES

[Howlin' Wolf]

the noles suck!

Unc Fans are like HPV. they're everywhere and it sucks if youre loved one is one.

[AtlBraves]

You know you two make such a cute couple. I can see this relationship is going to last for years to come

[Howlin' Wolf]

You know you two make such a cute couple. I can see this relationship is going to last for years to come

we're married. she is actually sitting next to me. this is how we communicate. dont you love the desocialization of america?

[mercyGurl]

Duke fans are like an infected toenail that's half hanging-on because they're not very committed and they smell gross.

[mercyGurl]

we're married. she is actually sitting next to me. this is how we communicate. dont you love the desocialization of america?
We actually take turns on the same computer....the other one closes their eyes...

[Howlin' Wolf]

Duke fans are like an infected toenail that's half hanging-on because they're not very committed and they smell gross.

UNC fans are like cold sores. in addition, Dante Calabria spread cold sores throughout the triangle at rapid speeds.

[AtlBraves]

ROTFLMBO! Tulip I am going to admit two things. One that I just so happened to have lemonade mix in my mouth when I read that (ITs a guilty pleasure) And two I nearly spit it out on my screen. Sad thing is there are probably some people who do something similar to that.

[Howlin' Wolf]

We actually take turns on the same computer....the other one closes their eyes...

dont give away our secret. we sound more wealthy when people think we have two computers!

[AtlBraves]

Im surprised that she has given you consent to search for dead-end internet relationships given that you are married lol

[Howlin' Wolf]

Im surprised that she has given you consent to search for dead-end internet relationships given that you are married lol

i need something to do when she is away at camps all summer. hence the phrase "dead end"

[mercyGurl]

dont give away our secret. we sound more wealthy when people think we have two computers!
Oh yes. We're actually in separate rooms in our giant mansion. We have two computer rooms, and two state-of-the art computers.

We actually founded Apple. And Microsoft. Respectively.

Duke fans are like fainting goat farmers because your players just like to flop. See: Battier, Shane.

[mercyGurl]

i need something to do when she is away at camps all summer. hence the phrase "dead end"
That's right. At the end of them, someone's gonna die...

[mercyGurl]

3 posts in a row??

AtlBraves, seeing as you're a hot topic around our house, do you have a first name so we don't have to call you AtlBraves??

[AtlBraves]

3 posts in a row??

AtlBraves, seeing as you're a hot topic around our house, do you have a first name so we don't have to call you AtlBraves??

Check out the little note under my name. That is what everyone calls me. J-Hare. Or you could just call me Jordan

[Howlin' Wolf]

That's right. At the end of them, someone's gonna die...

thats right, ladies. my wife is the jealous type. watch your backs!

Unc fans are like a flaming bag of freash dog turds

[mercyGurl]

Check out the little note under my name. That is what everyone calls me. J-Hare. Or you could just call me Jordan

Thanks Jordan ;)


thats right, ladies. my wife is the jealous type. watch your backs!

Unc fans are like a flaming bag of freash dog turds

Duke fans are like the smell of sulfur and rotten eggs--they're useless and just stink up the place.

[Howlin' Wolf]

they are like fat camps in that they are trying to reprogram one's unhealthy habits. This is a camp run by K in order to teach UNC fans how to lead healthy lifestyles with Duke U in the core of their lives.

other than that, she is perfect!

[AtlBraves]

Is this kind of like the camp that Ben Stiller tried that one time?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110006/

[Howlin' Wolf]

Is this kind of like the camp that Ben Stiller tried that one time?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110006/

no, it isnt a fat camp. my baby is by no means a fatty boom boom.

[AtlBraves]

You said fat camp so thats what I thought.

[mercyGurl]

It's more like that indie movie "Camp"....

[Howlin' Wolf]

You said fat camp so thats what I thought.

its like a fat camp, in that its the only camp that isnt fun for anybody, because K and wojo will being breaking the chains that dean smith set in these people's lives. fat camp, counselors break the chains that McDonald's has placed on kids.

[AtlBraves]

It's more like that indie movie "Camp"....

Never seen it. So I cant relate.

[mercyGurl]

its like a fat camp, in that its the only camp that isnt fun for anybody, because K and wojo will being breaking the chains that dean smith set in these people's lives. fat camp, counselors break the chains that McDonald's has placed on kids.
You are so full of lies.

Never seen it. So I cant relate.


Think musical theatre camp. We wake up and then we start the day with a song!! Every activity is musical-themed. We have a note-shaped climbing wall, musical archery (to the sounds of Andrew Lloyd-Weber) and jazz hands clinics.

[Howlin' Wolf]

You are so full of lies.



Think musical theatre camp. We wake up and then we start the day with a song!! Every activity is musical-themed. We have a note-shaped climbing wall, musical archery (to the sounds of Andrew Lloyd-Weber) and jazz hands clinics.


the only song at camp will be the Duke Fight song! quit lying to young Jordan. He is impressionable and gullable and will believe any non doctrinal thing you tell him!

[AtlBraves]

the only song at camp will be the Duke Fight song! quit lying to young Jordan. He is impressionable and gullable and will believe any non doctrinal thing you tell him!

Oh please, I am not guillable. I have just been raised in it and happen to believe it because I have seen a lot of it first hand. Its hard for me to argue things I personally experience. But you can argue what I am experiencing if you want. Wont change what I think and it will make you feel better.

Think musical theatre camp. We wake up and then we start the day with a song!! Every activity is musical-themed. We have a note-shaped climbing wall, musical archery (to the sounds of Andrew Lloyd-Weber) and jazz hands clinics.

That actually sounds creepy to tell you the truth. And I am a musician

[Howlin' Wolf]

its made from bits of real panther

[AtlBraves]

its made from bits of real panther

How does that relate to anything?

[Howlin' Wolf]

How does that relate to anything?

because 60% of the time, it works all the time.

[AtlBraves]

Clear as mud Jason, Clear as mud

[EmmoGomer]

Did I miss much?? You guys should be in bed. Or if you are bored you can come and help me with this Mark Lee Treasure Hunt. I am so useless at this kinda thing :confused:

[Howlin' Wolf]

Did I miss much?? You guys should be in bed. Or if you are bored you can come and help me with this Mark Lee Treasure Hunt. I am so useless at this kinda thing :confused:


i dont know anything about mark lee

[EmmoGomer]

It's nothing to do with Mark Lee, go and have a looksee. It's a scripture.

[danbos]

Did I miss much?? You guys should be in bed. Or if you are bored you can come and help me with this Mark Lee Treasure Hunt. I am so useless at this kinda thing :confused:

Yep, you should really go back an read the past couple pages...it's quite entertaining. :P

[AtlBraves]

Since Tulip is married can I take the remaining applications? :D

[sandyandporter]

Since Tulip is married can I take the remaining applications? :D

Ummm I think I would go to jail. You're a wee bit young for me. But there's some others here that may be willing.

[Howlin' Wolf]

Ummm I think I would go to jail. You're a wee bit young for me. But there's some others here that may be willing.

youre my concubine.

the healing in Lakeland is AWESOME!!!! Todd Bentley is my homecheese burger!

[mercyGurl]

Since Tulip is married can I take the remaining applications? :D
You can't take another man's applications...perhaps they'd apply to be in a dead-end relationship with him but not with you...you know, because he's married and all.

[mercyGurl]

youre my concubine
I saw that.

[sandyandporter]

youre my concubine

Am I in Hell? I really thought I had the "saved" thing going for me! Mercy Gurl... HELP!!!

[AtlBraves]

You can't take another man's applications...perhaps they'd apply to be in a dead-end relationship with him but not with you...you know, because he's married and all.

Oh is it that I am not good enough? Huh? Am I? What are you implying?

[Howlin' Wolf]

I saw that.


Atlbraves stole my password and logged in and typed that. i swear!

go re-read that post

[Howlin' Wolf]

Oh is it that I am not good enough? Huh? Am I? What are you implying?

no chic likes younglings, skipper. They want mature experienced gentlemen of leisure.

[sandyandporter]

youre my concubine.

the healing in Lakeland is AWESOME!!!! Todd Bentley is my homecheese burger!

You're cruel.

[Howlin' Wolf]

You're cruel.

i'm a gentleman of leisure

[mercyGurl]

Atlbraves stole my password and logged in and typed that. i swear!

go re-read that post
Of course he snuck into our house while I wasn't looking...sure. :rolleyes:

[AtlBraves]

no chic likes younglings, skipper. They want mature experienced gentlemen of leisure.

I am mature beyond my years.

and I WEAR PINK!
92083

[Howlin' Wolf]

Of course he snuck into our house while I wasn't looking...sure. :rolleyes:

no he stole my password. he received it in a prophetic word and logged in under my screen name and typed that!

[Debbie]

Since Tulip is married can I take the remaining applications? :D

What post did he get married in? I could have sworn I was keeping up...

[AtlBraves]

youre my concubine.

the healing in Lakeland is AWESOME!!!! Todd Bentley is my homecheese burger!

Dont knock it til youve tried it! lol. And I wouldnt have to sneak into your house to guess your password. Its obvious that it is Desperate4attention

[Howlin' Wolf]

I am mature beyond my years.

and I WEAR PINK!
]

just say no to PINK!

[Howlin' Wolf]

What post did he get married in? I could have sworn I was keeping up...

tsk tsk

Its obvious that it is Desperate4attention
actually its kittens3

[AtlBraves]

Dude real men wear pink. So I would hope you wear it. But I am not going to assume

[sandyandporter]

Its obvious that it is Desperate4attention

That Jordan is hilarious! You are wise beyond your years to have sensed this.

[Debbie]

there is nothing redneck about me. i dont drive a truck, big and rich are a disgrace to music, i dont wear a cowboy hat, i dont hunt or fish, or chew, or beat women, i'm not a unc fan, i dont go to rodeos, or eat mayonnaise sandwhiches

Well, what else is there in life for a man?? What do you do? :P

[AtlBraves]

What post did he get married it? I could have sworn I was keeping up...

Try about 3 pages back

[sandyandporter]

Well, what else is there in life for a man?? What do you do? :P

Tends to his pansies.

[mercyGurl]

What post did he get married in? I could have sworn I was keeping up...
Post 889...

[Howlin' Wolf]

Dude real men wear pink. So I would hope you wear it. But I am not going to assume

Kanye West wears pink. nuff said

[AtlBraves]

That Jordan is hilarious! You are wise beyond your years to have sensed this.

THANK YOU! I also do Birthday Parties, Bah Mitzvahs and Weddings (But not my own)

[Howlin' Wolf]

Well, what else is there in life for a man?? What do you do? :P

i tinkle excellence. thats what i do.

[mercyGurl]

Well, what else is there in life for a man?? What do you do? :P
He waits on me hand and foot...

[AtlBraves]

Kanye West wears pink. nuff said

I wear pink, nuff Said.

[sandyandporter]

i tinkle excellence. thats what i do.

I'm glad it's coming out somewhere cuz it's not coming out of your mouth!

*applies for Moderator position so I can censure Jason*

[AtlBraves]

i tinkle excellence. thats what i do.

ROTFL Shake and Bake. THAT JUST HAPPENED

[Howlin' Wolf]

I wear pink, nuff Said.
ummm

[AtlBraves]

ummm

I dont fit that at all. Dont wear the crooked baseball cap, dont wear shirts too small. Dont wear the livestrong bracelet. (though I will occasionally wear the red LIFE anti-abortion bracelet) Dont do the stupid chinese lettering. Dont ever pop the collar. no stupid pink undershirt. I usually have black combined with pink

[sandyandporter]

Jason is now officially acting less mature than the 17 year old. We knew it was coming.

[Howlin' Wolf]

I dont fit that at all. Dont wear the crooked baseball cap, dont wear shirts too small. Dont wear the livestrong bracelet. (though I will occasionally wear the red LIFE anti-abortion bracelet) Dont do the stupid chinese lettering. Dont ever pop the collar. no stupid pink undershirt. I usually have black combined with pink

Josh Weinberg told me today that you pop a pink collar at school.

Jason is now officially acting less mature than the 17 year old. We knew it was coming.

you love it

[AtlBraves]

Jason is now officially acting less mature than the 17 year old. We knew it was coming.

Its called arrested development. He never grew out of his childhood

[AtlBraves]

Josh Weinberg told me today that you pop a pink collar at school.



you love it

Lol. If you did your research right you would know that I am homeschooled. I only play for the team. J-Weins never sees me outside of baseball

[Howlin' Wolf]

Lol. If you did your research right you would know that I am homeschooled. I only play for the team. J-Weins never sees me outside of baseball

He told me that he sees you at the mall with pink popped collars.

and ftr, no more nicknames that encompass the first initial of your first name and the first syllable of your last name.

[Debbie]

He waits on me hand and foot...

LOL!! If he keeps it up, one hand will be useless. Just gave him another handslap...

[sandyandporter]

and ftr, no more nicknames that encompass the first initial of your first name and the first syllable of your last name.

Ok J Jerk

[AtlBraves]

I havent been to the mall in forever. I dont pop my collar.

And thats standard for Crusader Baseball. If it sounds good

[Howlin' Wolf]

Ok J Jerk



i do not like this new uncreative fad of coming up with nicknames!

[Debbie]

Post 889...

Congratulations! and Good Luck.....

He really is adorable.

[Howlin' Wolf]

I havent been to the mall in forever. I dont pop my collar.

And thats standard for Crusader Baseball. If it sounds good

you stole it from ESPN

[mercyGurl]

and ftr, no more nicknames that encompass the first initial of your first name and the first syllable of your last name.

Ironically, my RA freshman year's nickname would be the same as yours...

LOL!! If he keeps it up, one hand will be useless. Just gave him another handslap...

Oh, I do so frequently...

[AtlBraves]

Its better than being named after a flower

[sandyandporter]

Debbie, does he always tell you he'll be good when you "un" ban him? Just curious!

[mercyGurl]

Congratulations! and Good Luck.....

He really is adorable.
Thanks! It's been going well...though if he keeps up this attitude he'll be in some hot water...

[Howlin' Wolf]

Its better than being named after a flower

that flower could save your life if you let it. the truest of all truths!

Debbie, does he always tell you he'll be good when you "un" ban him? Just curious!

sHE'S NEVER "UN-BANNED" ME. those old screen names are still banned when i try to log in.

[Howlin' Wolf]

Thanks! It's been going well...though if he keeps up this attitude he'll be in some hot water...

nothing a candlelight dinner while discussing infralapsarianim wont cure.

[mercyGurl]

nothing a candlelight dinner while discussing infralapsarianim wont cure.
So romantic...you do know the way to my heart...

[Howlin' Wolf]

So romantic...you do know the way to my heart...

thats how Durham boys do it.

[AtlBraves]

Weighing the options I think wearing pink is manlier then having a screen name with "tulip" involved in it.

With that Im out for the night. I do have to wake up for church in the morning

[mercyGurl]

thats how Durham boys do it.
What, no rap to go along with it??

[Howlin' Wolf]

What, no rap to go along with it??

you know what the sun's all about, when the lights go out

[mercyGurl]

Weighing the options I think wearing pink is manlier then having a screen name with "tulip" involved in it.

With that Im out for the night. I do have to wake up for church in the morning
I think having a theological name is a lot manlier than wearing pink...

[Howlin' Wolf]

I think having a theological name is a lot manlier than wearing pink...

thats right!

the proverbs were written with Sarah in mind.

[mercyGurl]

thats right!

the proverbs were written with Sarah in mind.
Proverbs 21:9 at least...

[Howlin' Wolf]

Proverbs 21:9 at least...

also 27:15-16

[mercyGurl]

That's my life verse right there. Whenever I'm feeling down, it's the one I turn to.

That's why we have it written on a mural in our kitchen.

[Howlin' Wolf]

That's my life verse right there. Whenever I'm feeling down, it's the one I turn to.

That's why we have it written on a mural in our kitchen.


THICKFREAKNESS


I want the mods to change my screen name to that.

we also have proverbs 30:2 stitched into my pajama shirt

[mercyGurl]

we also have proverbs 30:2 stitched into my pajama shirt
Proverbs 8:14 on mine.

[mercyGurl]

I just love how you quote Genesis 18:9 on your voicemail!

[Howlin' Wolf]

adventures is prooftexting!

starring Sarah and Thickfreakness

when we broke up 2 summers ago, i changed your name in my phone to proverbs 2:18. i was obviously extremely upset.

[mercyGurl]

adventures is prooftexting!

starring Sarah and Thickfreakness

when we broke up 2 summers ago, i changed your name in my phone to proverbs 2:18. i was obviously extremely upset.
It's ok. I changed yours to Deuteronomy 21:21

[Howlin' Wolf]

It's ok. I changed yours to Deuteronomy 21:21

but i changed yours back to song of soloman 2:2

[mercyGurl]

Proverbs 31:23.

[Howlin' Wolf]

i like the wool and flax that you have selected

[Corrine]

Dont knock it til youve tried it! lol. And I wouldnt have to sneak into your house to guess your password. Its obvious that it is Desperate4attention

That Jordan is hilarious! You are wise beyond your years to have sensed this.
:D
ummm
*wonders whether we allow the word on that pic on the boards, then chooses to wait until she is actually awake to consider it*

He told me that he sees you at the mall with pink popped collars.

and ftr, no more nicknames that encompass the first initial of your first name and the first syllable of your last name. :D

LOL!! If he keeps it up, one hand will be useless. Just gave him another handslap...
The handslaps aren't working. (You missed one, Debbie.) I think we need a little Proverbs 23:13. Careful, Tulip. You don't want to be sent back to Coventry, do you? (That is still my favorite!)

[Debbie]

I love it when Doc takes out Johnny Ringo...he's no daisy....Sorry, best Val Kilmer role ever!!! Yes, you guessed...I'm watching it again..

[Tony Trout]

I think having a theological name is a lot manlier than wearing pink...


Real men also have the guts to also play guitars that are pink....at least that's what I've heard....I've had someone tell me that I sure as heck must be pretty secure in my mascilinity to play a pink guitar (a Fender reissue paisley tele).



no chic likes younglings, skipper. They want mature experienced gentlemen of leisure.


Then why have I not been claimed yet?



Dude real men wear pink.


I wear pink sometimes....am I a real man? (don't answer that, Jason!)



Jason is now officially acting less mature than the 17 year old. We knew it was coming.

*faints*



Its called arrested development. He never grew out of his childhood


Ohh...THAT'S A GOOD ONE! *high-fives Jordan*

[danbos]

Real men also have the guts to also play guitars that are pink....at least that's what I've heard....I've had someone tell me that I sure as heck must be pretty secure in my mascilinity to play a pink guitar (a Fender reissue paisley tele).

Nope, real men play Les Pauls. ;)

[SmileyFreak1981]

Its obvious that it is Desperate4attention
PWND.

i tinkle excellence. thats what i do.
It's gettin' deep in here...

ummm
*waits for Corrine to delete the pic*

Jason is now officially acting less mature than the 17 year old. We knew it was coming.
Indeed.





*sits back to watch the show*

Popcorn, anyone? :P

[lilmikey]

Hey Jason where did ur board name come from? I always wanted to know that

[clemsontigers23]

hey jason what's your favorite color? do you have a favorite animal? maybe you should tell the ladies more about yourself. ;)

[Jason]

Hey Jason where did ur board name come from? I always wanted to know that

TULIP is an abbreviation for the five points of Calvinism.

Total Depravity
Unconditional Election
Limited Atonement
Irresistable Grace
Perseverance of the Saints

[Howlin' Wolf]

hey jason what's your favorite color? do you have a favorite animal? maybe you should tell the ladies more about yourself. ;)

navy blue and cats.

i have a navy blue cat

[Jason]

hey jason what's your favorite color? do you have a favorite animal? maybe you should tell the ladies more about yourself. ;)

And since you didn't specify which Jason ... Sky blue and dogs.

Jason (does not have a sky blue dog)

[Howlin' Wolf]

Jason (does not have a sky blue dog)

It'd be a lot cooler if you did.

[Jason]

It'd be a lot cooler if you did.

Yeah, might get more dead-end internet relationships.