If Hillary is elected.....

[cheewiee]

Think about this, If Hillary Clinton is Elected President that means for 24 years either a Bush, or a Clinton was in office. If she were to be reelected in 2008, that would mean that there was a Bush or Clinton in office for 28...

If Jeb were to then run and get elected in 2012 it would be 32, and if he were reelected in 2016 it would be 36 years.

By that Time Chelsea and George P will be presidential age...

Right now either a Bush or a Clinton have been president for the past 20 years.

That's a long time...\

Just a thought...

[kiwisongbird]

... and if Hilary is elected then a woman will be running the USofA... bawhaahaa!! :eek:

[Light Hearted]

All I can say is be afraid. Be very afraid if that actually happens. :eek:

[middletree]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into Downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the holdup?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. So we are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"

"About a gallon."

[middletree]

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Excellent trade, sir."

[danbos]

And also if she is elected and re-elected, Bill and Hillary Clinton will have been in the White House for 16 years...that's enough to scare ya right there. ;)

[Light Hearted]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into Downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the holdup?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. So we are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"

"About a gallon."

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Excellent trade, sir."
ROTFLOL! :D

[Salome]

middletree, I'm clapping for you!! Those were great!!

[Sam!]

Of course you know she can't be re-elected[/I] in 2008 to the presidency. 2012, on the othe rhand, would be another matter. If she gets elected in '08. :)

[Yippy]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into Downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the holdup?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. So we are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"

"About a gallon."

That's awful. I just can't laugh at the idea of someone being doused with gasoline & set on fire...even if it isn't the point of the joke. This kind of thinking during campaign season & election time annoys me to no end. And the last time I checked, my sense of humour was in tact...maybe I need a 2nd cup of coffee...or a nap...

[clemsontigers23]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into Downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the holdup?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. So we are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"

"About a gallon."

:D

Both of those were great.

[kiwisongbird]

I laughed at both those jokes, but wonder if people would think they were so funny if they were aimed at Mr Bush??

[middletree]

That's awful.

Sorry. No offense intended.

[middletree]

I laughed at both those jokes, but wonder if people would think they were so funny if they were aimed at Mr Bush??

I hang out at some forums where anti-Bush jokes and mean comments abound. There is no comparison.

[Jesuslove]

I hang out at some forums where anti-Bush jokes and mean comments abound. There is no comparison.

I'm not a fan of GWB, but I would never wish him dead.

[middletree]

I'm not a fan of GWB, but I would never wish him dead.

I wish all libs were like you. Some can be pretty mean.

BTW, I don't wish Hillary dead, either. The joke was just a joke, not a reflection of personal desires.

[clemsontigers23]

I'm not a fan of GWB, but I would never wish him dead.

A little uptight, are we? ;)

I've seen liberals say some incredibly hateful things about conservatives simply because they're conservatives. For so-called "agents of tolerance" I find their hypocrisy to be humorous. dailykos.com is a perfect example.

[Pixie Wildflower]

I wish all libs were like you. Some can be pretty mean.

BTW, I don't wish Hillary dead, either. The joke was just a joke, not a reflection of personal desires.

The thing about jokes are that they are exaggerated for effect. Most jokes have a kind of shock value, but aren't to be taken literally, obviously.

[Jesuslove]

A little uptight, are we? ;)

I've seen liberals say some incredibly hateful things about conservatives simply because they're conservatives. For so-called "agents of tolerance" I find their hypocrisy to be humorous. dailykos.com is a perfect example.

That still doesn't justify someone else's mean spirited comments. Christians are called upon to turn the other cheek and not respond in kind.